Get your go bags ready, something terrible is about to happen.
Seismologist here
My house is literally on top of the San Andreas faultline. I'm just fine you ginormous fa-
Better seismologist here. Stay put. Everything is fine.
OODA loop faster
hmm feeling like a larp today
>link usgs earthquake map
>set it to show all 2.5+ from the past day
>CRYPTIC METAPHOR
that'll do it
Wheeeeee!
*yawn*
Seismologist here
OP ate a dick
a fault line just flew over my house
Oh shit candleja
Terrible larp nigger
There's already been 10 or so earthquakes in the far north of California
bros....I don't want to die....
wtf, it's getting ridiculous now. At this point in the timeline I'm pretty sure that I've suffered a stroke and this shit is just the last hysterical glimpse in my dying neurons. Good bye world.
earthquake physicist here. we're seeing signs of a 9.9 about to happen
Sup fellow oldfag?
fuck yes, lets remove california and México city from the map
Pinotepa is finna boutta get shaken on
CALEXIT WHEN?
nigga you did the meme wrong. you have to say candlejack for it wo
psychologist here, you're a lying faggot
Take this thought and put it to file.
Viruses come and go. Earthquakes happen. Some more severe than others, but in the grand scheme nothing out of the ordinary.
If Los Angeles falls into the Pacific, however...
why did you make two threads?
user, tell us more.
According to "people who see the future" New York and Cali will be fucked by a tsunami. I think one of the anons said New York will be hit first.
dude that's not how it works, candlejack can't come unless you sa
If it is not happening near Yellowstone, the world does not care.
That’s not how the meme works. You have to say Candlejack fully bef
>dead californians
>terrible
>virus
>economic crash
>Iran responsible for us Iraq base attack
Ok and now this......biblical indeed
Unironically believe you after seeing this. Large earth quakes on the eastern sea board AND along the plates in the south?
Very peculiar desu
Source?
What's that map have to do with a semenologist?
>Cali
RANDY?
this is a stupid fucking meme, fucking reddit tier sh
I can't take any more happenings.
as Warren Zevon said it best
>When California slides into the ocean
>like the mystics and statistics say it will
>I predict this hotel will be standing
>until I've paid my bill
Oh shit, the west coast just flew over my house.
Dear faggot OP. If you want us to believe you're not larping then for the love of God give links and information.
I've seen better shit over on /x/
2020 might end up being the worst year of our lifetimes
I'm on SoCal and there's absolutely no ground movement what so ev...
>what did PragerU mean by this?
Man a leaf delivered.. wtf is going on.
Everything you need to know is here
Finally, some good news.
Stop being a faggot and go back to red
Wtf is that in upstate ny?
listen faggot i've been on this site forever and I'll tell you tha
Can confirm, don't feel anyth
I'm ready bros
wtf guys a nigger just flew over my house
>Giant schizo larp about "water going to NZ. "
Thanks for the laugh. Pretty sure that isn't how "water" works but awesome.
/thread
There was an earthquake in Oregon a few days ago... a bit out of the ordinary...
Dutchsinse has made a video about movement in the Pacific Northwest.
youtube.com
Vancouver Island here, the entire island is rocking back and forth, I think it might flip, will being underwater save me from the chinavirus?
There was a mild quake a few days ago here.
fuck off with you faggot larp shit. FUCK OFF!
Oh no, not dots!!
dduiuude stop talking about candlejack bef-
Neither one of you fagots said Candlejack. You only disappear if you sa
>seismologist here
>doesn’t know that the scariest scenario is an empty map
Go back to middle school kid
i dont understand this candlejack meme what the fuck is it su
>new madrid activity
oh nonononononononono
I AM SO TIRED OF THESE RETARDED LARP THREADS
IN THE TIME YOU S PEND MAKING THESE DUMBFUCK THREADS YOU COULD HAVE ACTUALLY GOTTEN A SEISMOLOGY DEGREE AND WORKED AS AN INTERN AND GOTTEN PROMOTED UP TO BONAFIDE RESEARCHER
INSTEAD YOU CHOOSE TO SHITPOST