Coronavirus is in my region and I'm headed to the store with $40. What should I buy?

whiskey and some deenz

Chester Hanks? Oh shi...
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Apparently fucking toilet paper

Milk, bread, bleach and TP, like everyone else. Ignore dry goods and produce.

People are retreaded.

Corona and some limes

Yeah, if it's the end of the fucking world you want to get drunk, necessities don't matter. And if it's not the end of the world there'll be plenty of toilet paper for purchase later.

There's really very few scenarios where booze isn't the best possible choice, if you look at things rationally.

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Ammo for your gun. You'll need it when robbing people who actually prepared.

Steel Reserve and a pack of Winstons.

Lube.

>potatoes, oil and rice and some spices and eggs and milk
Powdered Milk & Powdered Eggs. PB . WATER. Flour

God Bless user. We'll pray for you.

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Jerk mags.

If u have a gun already burger then but bullets

>sack of rice
>sack of red/black beans
>sack of white beans
>sack of flour
>sack of sugar
>jug of olive oil
>case or two of water
>bottle of cheap bleach or iso alcohol
>lighters
>canned protein
>canned vegetables
>4' extension cord to whip chinks with
Mix and match depending on what you can afford and what you already have stocked.

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Colt 45 and 2 zig Zags

A Dildo. If you're gonna get fucked you may as well do it yourself.

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>I'm headed to the store with $40. What should I buy?
Two $20 blowjobs.

a rope to kys

Peanut butter, 120 ounces minimum.
Veggie oil, gallon.
The rest in spaghetti noodles noodles.
That’s what I got, my family has more, but mine is the JUST IN CASE FINAL RESORT. Since it’ll last maybe a month on it’s own for a family of 3. If rationed.

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How many different occult symbols can one guy tattoo on himself?

Who’s he signaling to with the shirtless photo?

then you could rip your colon and die an even more horrible death.

why veggie oil and noodles?

Choose from this list:

seeds for some veggies, mason jars so you can make pickled veggies, bleach, rice n beans, masks, water, ammo, lard/butter/cooking oil, a dehydrator so you can make dry meat or better yet, get some bricks and build a smoker if you have the space.

Another good thing is getting dry mil, whey and casein supplements they can keep you fed when shtf

Crisco.

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Steal the rope and stool. They won't arrest you for it if you are quick enough.

Do you buy wet toilet paper?

add to that list some seeds, ammo, mason jars for pickled veggies and ammo

Pure calories and shelf life, veggie oil has 120 calories per tablespoon with 256 tbsps. That means 30,750 calories in a big jug. If 3000 calories daily, that will last a month for one person as a last resort for 7 dollars. Has a shelf life of 2 years unopened, 1 opened.

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You would think they would have painted the front red.

k, what do i do with the other 36.50?

you will get the shits eating vegetable oil. Butter or pig lard are better options and they taste good specially the lard if you know how to make salo

I have a 50lbs bag of rice and a 50lbs bag of beans, several containers of dried potatoes, and many lbs of peanuts.
Will a family of 4 make it to the other side of this potential happening?

Is high proof grain alcohol like Everclear legal in your state? If so then get that so you can die drunk and not feel a thing. It's also great sanitizer too I guess.

One of those crack pipes that are in every gas station

Lube.

Condoms and laxatives

You'll have to kill the woman.

get calorie dense food you retard, rice, beans, oil, peanut butter, lentils and maybe spam. Stop being a child, it's easy.

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this is how my ukrainian grandma does it
youtu.be/rID8v4JZQ3M

I will use my oil powered body and get an extra 1000 calories to baboon steal my starving African neighbor’s 300 rolls of toilet paper to clean my shits then.

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>caduceus
must be a Souls player.

WHAT! I would have like 5 bucks after that.

Windex

Won’t help you in this pandemic. I just feel bad walking into every store looking for purrell or bleach, seeing it sold out. And the only thing in the aisle is Windex cause nobody wants it. Show it some love.

Bullets

>Flag

Heubro knows what's up, and thanks for the reminder, going to add to my heirloom seed collection tomorrow.

just add the calories and see for yourself, you should aim for 3000 calories per day for every family member also get so vitamin tablets

kek
if ypu wear your inuyasha costume it will be a bogaloo sidequest

Buy poop

stay safe user

Likewise mate, may you have many tanned, big booty bitches and cocaine, see you on the other side.

ha

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stuff that you like to eat.