Emergency Management user

Government fleet cars. White cars are cheaper than others.

>we waste money stolen from you by the government and then fail at every thing we do so we can blame it on not having enough money, then we steal more

Post proofs
Then plans for shitpocalypse

Some do nothing fuck all waste of tax dollars.

How many BernieBros can fit in one of those plastic coffins? Asking for a fren.

tell us about the MKUltra ops

We would have little contact with civilians. Response is largely dependent upon state/local agencies. We plan, wargame, stockpile, prepare, research, train, etc.

Wow what a bunch of nazi white supremacists
Give us the qrd on what’s real and not real

who is flying the drone?

you can't manage a poop in your pants gtfo

>little contact

all contact has risks :)

you will be shot in the ass meat

Lots of that went on after Katrina and in flood payouts in other areas. Different organizations / branches deal with that stuff.

How fucked are we?

By misinformation do you mean stuff that’s true that will panic people?
What plans are you telling your family to make?

I'm not the CIA.

How in the fuck are you going to replenish the stockpiles of N95s? We're already out and hospitals are stopping even bothering with precautions because everyone is exposed anyway

How many N95 masks does the U.S. government have in stock?

What state and county

in what way are you(in your role with your responsibilities) helping the USA?

>Give us the qrd on what’s real and not real

In general, the CVG threads on Yas Forums paint a more realistic picture of what's expected than the mainstream media or twitter checkmarks do.

How bad is covid19 going to get user?

Can and do you confiscate the stash of private persons?

Rate the Shitposter in Chief's response so far.

Also, is there a reasonable answer on why some places are fucked to high heaven with sizable fatality counts and some places are barely touched?

Well, straighten us out then, preferably in meme form.

How did it really start?

Why are you posting on Yas Forums and not working right now? Prove it's not some LARP.

Tell us chicken little boy, what do you think is going on?

Odds the power grid will go down?

an other day another larp from the corona astroturfing crew
that's one fucking massive operation you got there schlomo

Are the Jews involved?

oh you mean the psycho panic group claiming everyone is dead and this is a bioweapon run wild?

You use Agile or Waterfall?

why won't those fucking niggers in the government start quarantining?

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how do i get a job with you?

imagine coming to a Tibetan throat singing forum and STILL choosing to be a sheep. nature is amazing.

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>research,
Hmmm... Are you recruiting?

If you're under 60, not a smoker, not diabetic and not immunocompromised, probably not that fucked. If you're any of those things though, there's a 10-20% chance you're going to be fucked if you get it.

>By misinformation do you mean stuff that’s true that will panic people?

People aren't concerned enough at this point. CDC has been feeding the NCA bullshit for weeks to set them up for failure. WHO likewise has been downplaying the hell out of everything, largely because WHO depends on Chinese contributions to function. Celebrities on twitter (seemingly in unison) have insisted it's just the flu for weeks, which lulled the normies into a false sense of security during the time they should have been preparing. Now the window to do so is closing quick because of supply chain limitations.

>What plans are you telling your family to make?

We live in a suburb. Nearest neighbor is a half mile away. We're on a well and have whole-house water filtration. I have a 12,000 watt propane/NG dual fuel generator. I have enough non-perishable food, water, baby supplies and medicine to last 60 days. Probably 90 if we rationed. I have the equipment i'll need to decon anyone or anything coming in. I have what i need to secure my house. I've always had a prepper mentality, so it's nothing unique to this, i've been prepared for a long time. Our plan in general is to shelter in place. It's the best option for most people unless you are in an extremely densely populated area and civil unrest ensues.

>How in the fuck are you going to replenish the stockpiles of N95s?

DoD is likely to begin spearheading emergency production of certain products. I'd also expect to see Prison labor being utilized by individual states.

>How many N95 masks does the U.S. government have in stock?

Hundreds of millions. But they aren't really reusable, bear that in mind.

>Rate the Shitposter in Chief's response so far.

As best it can be given that he's been playing catch up. CDC was downplaying this to him for weeks, likely because the people doing it were ideologically driven and wanted him to fail.

>Also, is there a reasonable answer on why some places are fucked to high heaven with sizable fatality counts and some places are barely touched?

Average age and smoking status of the population.

We get breaks. There's A, B, C shifts. They rotate.

nope.

>no proof
Okay then.

Not likely at this point. It didn't in China.

Lots of our power infrastructure is automated, it can operate with minimal staffing, and if absenteeism got super high, DoD would likely backfill where possible. Electric grid is viewed as too critical to allow to fail.

>If you're any of those things though
lel, that's 10%+ of the US population for diabetic alone

>not a smoker,

Does weed count?

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I really don't know, the most reasonable, logical theory i've seen so far is that China was trying to develop a vaccine for SARS and fucked up, and due to shitty engineering controls, it escape the laboratory via equipment or animals that were not properly destroyed.

Or someone at bat soup.

Or it was a weapon.

We've all heard the theories. I'm not part of the IC, so i don't know what they know.

ok, so who talked to him to change his mind?

Frankly, I'm not so much worried about dropping dead, but it seems the world economy is grinding to a halt which hasn't happened like this in my lifetime. It doesn't take an economist to know that we've been overdue for a recession and that shit happens, but the NBA doesn't suspend their season for nothing. I'm worried about the economy, though the quicker this shit gets contained the better.

The largest outbreak in New York began at a synogogue.

Draw your own conclusions.

lol so that's 10% of 10% lol?
It's so fucking happening lol
lol
lol

excellent, its gonna a long ass age of empires lan party at my house with the wife

No, but most the people crunching numbers in CVG are coming up with pretty accurate tallies.

PROOF that the corona-virus is FAKE: neckbeard.xyz/notice/9sv0pVZnfYLs4wJ8t6

This.
t.ALEM/AEM sippin sweet tea on the gulf shores

will Disney world close?

stop shilling your shitty general the 3/4 of the board as filtered fucking loser

I am comfy staying in my off grid cabin. how many months will it take for this stupidity to blow over/

I'm stuck in a big city but can wfh. Have prepped enough to last a month. How much shit will go down if I just stay home and shelter in place?

Odds that water/gas supply will go out?

>WHO likewise has been downplaying the hell out of everything

Wonder why.

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Btw, what is the info on water plants and ability to filter viral particulates? Any word on this for people not on well/aquifers?

please answer my fucking question im about to graduate

Check your state civil service listing for state positions, check usajobs.gov for federal positions.

Most major fortune 500 companies also employ people that do the sort of work i do.

The US military

The medical industry

The insurance industry

The banks

The Airlines

The list can go on and on about people stealing tax dollars user. Some nobody in an underfunded agency isn't going to fix that.

It's not terribly hard to do, just basing off Neil Ferguson @ Imperial College of London MRC we should assume we have under a week before Washington Wuhan's

Even Trevor Bedford's single transmission chain of ~1100 is about to get out of hand and double

Gotta look for open positions. Do as many FEMA self studies as you can. Jobs are out there. I saw several posted today for FEMA alone. If you got a grad degree, looking at a GS11+ starting...if not, there is the FEMA core thing, kind of like a year long internship. Oh, and get into an association, usually by state and IAEM as well.

The Intelligence Community, FEMA, DHS, DoD have been painting a more realistic picture

Dr. Fauci has been straightforward from the start.