/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1931

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REAL BREAD REAL BREAD REAL BREAD

8th

I hiked 5 miles today to get my lungs in shape.

Oh god dammit you hank cuck. May his replacement Bot fuck you in the ass.

My boomer parents are retarded, they refuse to prep. I told them to stock food and toilet paper but even that is asking too much from them.
They watch the news on TV everyday but they still think nothing will happen in this country.

Does anyone else have experience dealing with retarded boomers?

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REMINDER

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for the record, going outside is okay as long as no one is really near you right?

It's gonna be real spoopy if Gary dies of the rona

A classic

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first for lainposting

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How does he consistently post such shit opinons. If I didn't know better I'd think he was a leaf

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twitter.com/NBA/status/1237917831506857989?s=20
NOOOO NOT MY NIGGERBALLERINO

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This will get the nogs up in arms about prepping. Prepare for far more panic buying than normal.

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I AM PISSED I WORE MY N95 MASK ON THE BUS YESTERDAY AND A BUNCH OF GIRLS WERE LAUGHING AT ME
I HATE YOU POL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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15 confirmed Coronavirus patients in my county AND the county is taking care of Grand Princess cruise corona+ patients

it's ogre for me bros

press f

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Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=rOTKk9OZCbQ
also is 100% right, prep already fags

>I should be studying anons,
Studying how to ID edible vegetation for after the coronapocalypse

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It can survive on surfaces for up to 9 days

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Yes

Stupid question but how do i communicate while gas mask on?

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Corona-chan will deal with your boomer parents.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coronavirus_disease_2019

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I have asthma but I'm 26 and in pretty good shape. Am I fucked?

fill a laundry basket with dirt
plant sprouted potatoes in laundry basket
you get an amazing yield of potatoes per sq ft this way

cnbc.com/2020/03/10/nyc-coronavirus-cases-are-coming-in-so-intensely-now-mayor-de-blasio-says.html
>Private labs that began running coronavirus tests in New York City on Friday are reporting so many new cases that public officials are having trouble keeping up
>“They’re coming in so intensely now that being able to give you a detailed case breakdown, we’re not in that position to do that at this moment because there are so many coming forward,”
>hospitals are bracing for an onslaught
>New York City officials are waiting on 195 test results
>They are training school nurses to become “disease detectives,”
>The actual number of infections in Washington state right now could be closer to 1,000 or more, and cases in epidemics like this one tend to double every few days
>If you do that math, it gets very disturbing,” he said. “It gets to a very large number very quickly. If there are 1,000 people infected today, in seven or eight weeks, there could be 64,000 people infected in the state of Washington.”
archive.is/XI7wz

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PROOF that the corona-virus is FAKE: neckbeard.xyz/notice/9sv0pVZnfYLs4wJ8t6

nba meme was 3 hours ago move on, get some original content "muh nigga ball" is old and boring

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Fuck they fixed it.

so public schools close by the end of next week? major metros ban stores and shops like Italy another week after that?

Get control of your shitty oldsters.

I've convinced both of my parents seperately to prep and self-quarantine. My sister is a nurse, but the bitch keeps coming over to my mom's regardless. She's going to infect her and if my mom dies from her stupidity, I'm going to take revenge.

I fucking hate that bitch.

fail

SOON THERE’LL ONLY BE 97% OF US LEFT

>it's going to start raining all next week, helping the virus spread

I thought I was going to make it, corona is a cruel mistress

another thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=MEUDs8pkbP8

They were laughing at you because you look like an unwashed fattie

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brap signals

Gary!!!!

those of us with asthma are fucked, I've got asthma myself, and I feel like I'm dying

just gonna relax and think about giant ladies to distract for the dread

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If your mask isn't as good as this guy's then you're done.

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But user, do you have the rare lain's?

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I want dat corona puss

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Dennis is a good man.

I wish I loved you Emily, you were a good girlfriend.

Beau, I'm sorry.

Mom. It's not your fault

Michelle. Thank you.

KC.. You're the best.

Kris. Frances. Peter. Nik. Maria. Jon. Jason. Paul. Joe. Dario. David.

you'll be fine this season, but thanks to China pretending this didn't exist for the entire month of December it will return with the potential to mutate like Spanish Flu did

>If the treasury bond leaks are real
What's all that about? I know nothing about this.

How many dips does he buy per day?

checked and based

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youtube.com/watch?v=U-gnuE1JJGw
Olympics on the verge of cancellation.
First Red Flag:
Torch carrying run is now spectator only.

>nba meme was 3 hours ago
not everyone hears news at the exact same time and not everyone is online 24/7

they say later stages of corona is like breathing through a plastic bag. RIP

Why am I not on this list with one confirmed case? Fucking reeee.

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IKTFB
t. San Antoniobro

whats the word bulgar kun, are you all dead yet?

how rare?

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Yep. I used to admire boomers for their level of success to warrant such temperament, but now I am afraid of it

Being a biological creature my only purpose in life is to find a mate and I have failed, please infect me fast

More like trying to breath with a wet rag stuffed into your mouth

>playing a game having fun
>alt-tab
>realize im living during the worst plague outbreak in human history
>post apocalyptic world will never be the same
>panic

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Explain, I thought humidity slows the spread of viruses?

my coworkers laughed at me for wearing gloves this week
the mask comes out soon

Bought 2kg of genuine saffer biltong today guise. Dont forget to freeze any you pickup. Were all gonna make it Bros.

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Nice suicide note, the first responders will audibly groan upon discovery

You've been posting this shitty pasta ever since. Fuck off and die

Stream it

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are we all going to die? theres so many conflicting opinions on both sides
i dont know how to make sense of what facts weve been given
im scared...

Existence is suffering
t. Chicagoan

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We asthmafags already much better off. We've got albuterol and bronchodialators on hand. No drowning in our own mucous from pneumonia for us.

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why is everyone freaking about the coronavirus...... its literally like the flu

>I don't care about nigger ball
>that's why I post about it all the time
that is Yas Forums logic, jealous that the negro will earn $100 million because he can jump 4 feet in the air.

AWAY! AWAY!
AWAY! AWAY!
AWAY! AWAY!

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so if someone sneezes, and it travels through the air and lands in my backs yard, its there for 9days and im fucked?

this virus is OP as fuck wtf.

pretty sure i have it. should it just be treated as you would a cold?

Can anybody point me to a more precise source on the Mississippi case? MSDOH only shows that there is one, but I am more interested in what county/city it is in.

>Torch carrying run is now spectator only.
What does that even mean?
Do people usually tongue the anus of the torchbearer?

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This r a r e

Enough dips to make him foam on the mouth and rant to twitter every few fucking hours

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>If there are 1,000 people infected today, in seven or eight weeks, there could be 64,000 people infected in the state of Washington.”
Holy shit does that nigger even understand exponents? If there are 1000 today, in 7 or 8 weeks there are going to be MILLIONS, dumbass.

Can you get that over the counter

>multinational, multimilliondollar sport that is watched by billions around the world gets canceled
>not a major event
I don't have to watch basketball to realise this is news worthy.

Despite all the economic loss that all countries will suffer, the countless flights cancelled, plans ruined, panic, and death that this virus has and will continue to cause, this country will still get a free pass from the international community like always.

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>The latest cases of the spread of coronavirus in Victoria have been revealed with one person listed as having attended Sunday’s T20 World Cup Final between Australia and India at the MCG.
>A record-breaking crowd for a women’s sporting event in Australia of 86,174 packed into the MCG to watch on as Australia claimed a historic victory in euphoric circumstances.
Absolutely GRIM

>Wears masks to impress people
Sorry, what is this insane level of retard again?

They watch them run pass, like a parade

these maskfags are always under 30. they should give their mask to someone over 60.

It’s not looking good for boomers user and like it or not, even if the virus doesn’t kill you, the collapse due to said boomers deaths or incapacitation is going to be a huge problem.

good preps to get in case SHTF ???

anyone has the picture with pepe laying in bed in a fancy bedroom with a tv showing chaos?

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they're using the China tactic of using a quadratic equation to quell panic

On the last day of physical classes a a professor breathed on me, and the next day I got an email saying she's at home with a high fever and a cough. How soon do I get myself tested? Do I do it now, or do I wait?

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>never tongued the torchman as a kid
Absolutely deprived.

Imagine not having your conciseness perfectly integrated with the internet in 2020.

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I hope it collapses and it starts another war

New meme idea. Alexandria Ocasio-Covid19

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Usually they come watch someone carry the Olympic torch. Do you not know the Olympics? The torch is a big part.

Good news everyone

twitter.com/ians_india/status/1237963277092651010

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Oh sorry, I should leave the thread open for nothingburgers and gary posting

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You can get Bronkaid/Primatine OTC in America at Walgreens. No idea about Canada, since it has ephedrine in it.

Bro. I'm off the Lawrence red line.

This is terrifying

finance.yahoo.com/news/coronavirus-update-who-says-pandemic-threat-very-real-as-global-markets-nosedive-in-panic-selling-194953837.html
>A fight between Saudi Arabia and Russia for crude market share sent the price of oil plummeting by over 20%
>“Now that the coronavirus has a foothold in so many countries, the threat of a pandemic has become very real,” - Who Nigger
>The lack of a rigorous testing regime in the world’s largest economy is amplifying concerns that the outbreak could be much worse than official statistics are currently citing.
>The outbreak is still largely concentrated in China, but experts expect a similar scale to reach global hubs in the next several weeks
>Officials are now weighing deferring taxes and taking other measures, as part of a wide-ranging coronachan stimulus package
>Several options within the committee’s jurisdiction are being considered as we learn more about the effects on specific industries and the overall economy,” a spokesperson told Yahoo Finance
>“Our assumption right now is that 2020 is pretty much a washout,” and business will return next year
archive.is/PWkLX

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I HAVEN'T WASHED MY HANDS FOR AN HOUR AND I JUST ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHED THE CORNER OF MY MOUTH WITH MY FINGER

AM I GOING TO DIE?

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You mean the same thing that has happened to Ultra, Coachella, SXSW, The Arnold, Italian soccer... shall I go on listing events? IT WAS INEVITABLE EVERYTHING WILL GET SHUT DOWN.

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