/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1931

Why repeat this bullshit in every thread? You have become a meme at this point

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Tom Hanks and wife infected

variety.com/2020/film/news/tom-hanks-rita-wilson-coronavirus-1203531498/

What other foods do you guys recommend storing? I learned how to make pemmican from lurking /out/ and seeing it brought up. Also got canned fish and multivitamins (though I've heard multivitamins might not ever actually provide you with the vitamins because the concentration is so high it just gets pissed out)

Honestly sounds like he's checking something off a list of things to do. More important shit to focus on.

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go out into the forest and become one with nature

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The president sounded really sick on his debriefing about the virus

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fuck TP, move to tampons user

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PROOF that the corona-virus is FAKE: neckbeard.xyz/notice/9sv0pVZnfYLs4wJ8t6

Get some cash you idiot, sell some link

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No shit you fucking retarded newfag that’s the fucking point

Will the economy collapse? Will there be riots? A race war perhaps?

but why

>126,367 infected
>4,633 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!

stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus might have caused a pandemic but at least it’s not airborne AIDS or Goatse Ebola

I'm praying for mandatory general quarantines. Then we'll see who's alive and who's not-Caucasian.

You are not woke monkey

*cough*

Stop telling fake stories

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A race war will never happen user. If it all wound up in a whites vs the world deathmatch, MAD happens and everybody's fucked, no matter how pure you claim to be.

More likely, cities will become nightmares as quarantines take effect, suburbs will either starve or get raided by cities, and outer suburbs/rural folks will continue hunting and gardening as usual.

Tell us how to make pemmican user

toasting some Gary bread

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Why does Iceland have twice as many cases as Taiwan?

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>E'JURSA FRUUUUUU!!!
youtu.be/I92WlD-bJx0

t. wumao_wong

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>at least it’s not airborne AIDS
I don't know if you know, but AIDS takes a while to kill you if you start healthy. If it was airborne AIDS< you wouldn't know until it was too late

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>why yes, I will lynch you and your loved ones if I feel it will secure my paycheck, how could you tell?
you are prepared to pay off the raiders, right /cvg/?

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>Flu ideal in cold climate
>What so many in Iceland and not Taiwan?

Holy fucking shit I never expected it to get this high wtf.

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PROOF that the corona-virus is FAKE: neckbeard.xyz/notice/9sv0pVZnfYLs4wJ8t6

Cold weather

F

HUZZZAH! The GARY BREAD!!

god i love toilet papper

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>Cold weather
Or is it that people are all indoors with closed windows during cold weather?

Cold weather and doing fuckall for preventative measures.

Hopefully the resolution uploads ok. Fight the CCP propaganda. The "hospital" they built is made out of particle board like IKEA furniture. China is a failed nation and should be sold back to Taiwan.

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22!
Fucking Manuel

I'm being forced to go to classes tomorrow as my university isn't shutting down until AFTER spring break. However there are four confirmed cases in the city, and multiple students that have traveled and come back recently.

I have a mask, however I don't know if it'll be enough. I live in a small city in Iowa that is a farm town made up of primarily my family, and I don't want to fucking be responsible for killing them.

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The BNO map is missing cases in my state wtf

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cold weather and because iceland is more like a disneyland than an actual country these days

Wonder if anybody will post left behind shoes or gloves from the Hanks residence/

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There's multiple ways to make it depending on what ingredients you're starting with. If you've just got a bunch of red meat cuts sitting around, you want to trim the suet, render it into tallow (heat it low and slow until the meaty bits are floating up and golden brown, then straining the solids out and letting it cool), and dehydrate your leanest meat until it's drier than jerky.
Some recipes call for double grinding your beef, others call for cutting it into as thin slices as you can. IMO it doesn't matter which because you're going to pulverize it into dust after anyway. Try to get as much moisture out of it as you possibly can. Get it in pathogen destroying but low temps (180F or so) for about 8 hours.
Use a food processor or a mortar and pestle to grind your dehydrated meat until it's basically meat powder. I mean really fine. Then, add your rendered fat and shape it into whatever you'd like. Bars, cookies, whatever.
It'll hold at room temp for longer than you'll be worrying about Coronachan provided you keep it from getting moist. I mean anywhere from a year to several years.
You can add other stuff, some of which might shorten the shelf life and some of which will not. Honey's common, as are nuts. Dry spices work well without compromising shelf stability. A lot of recipes call for adding dried fruit, but I'd honestly just keep dried fruit separate.

Heard at the bar that Wyoming just got 2 cases. 1 in Jackson, 1 in Sheridan.

DAAAAMN! Your ID is GNAT FUCK...
You should HANG UP and TRY AGAIN.

Fuck user. Where at? I'm cf/wlo.

why Chinks are not giving info about infected and deaths ?, like yesterday it was 32 infected and like 4 or 6 deaths i dont remember good enough

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! THIS IS SERIOUS, GARY! SRSLY!

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>What's the red box trying to say

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Has anyone noticed that Yas Forums is getting "slow" and that you barely see pastabros compared to some weeks ago?.

we are 15 from cr. Stay safe chief.

sell sell sell

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I wish I could help, user. I'm on the other site of Muttland though.

That's one way to avoid the Made By Mattel stamps the original stocks had.

Can we get masks in the OP by the way? I'm considering upgrading to full face instead of separate face/eye protection, and I've been window shopping since mid feb, but it's a pain in the ass trying to find a comprehensive list of which masks use proprietary filters and which use 40mm NATO threaded standards.

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How worried should I be anons?
Is humanity going to be eradicated by this shit?

No, but 2020 will be a rough year.

>all these newfags responding to this

G'NIGHT, FUK

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>Checkin'
Yeah, didn't they call 'em Tonka toys?

It's also a way to make it really aesthetic. Nice digits.

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This thread is going to make it bros, I I can feel it. Just keep safe and stay alert.

theres no more price to pay......

I WORK AT A FACTORY THAT MANUFACTURES PARTS FOR EVERY CAR BRAND IN THE WORLD, THE HQ FOR THIS COMPANY IS IN EUROPE

HOW FUCKED AM I???? THE COMPANY'S STOCK IS DOWN LIKE 40% WE HAVEN'T NOTICED ANY SLOW DOWNS YET BUT ARE WE FUCKED? LAYOFFS SOON????

it will kill milions, maybe tens of milions, maybe hundred of milions directly and indirectly (probably more deads from global systemic collapse)
Then NWO is coming: global currency, vaccinations, cashless society... at least in former developed world

Reminder that this meme virus STILL hasnt killed more than ebola

COME ON MAN, COME THE FUCK ON

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HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING
German parliament infected

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Memes for meme sake, not for personal gain

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