>ITS A NOTHINBURGER”

third day of quarantena. Its forbidden go outside. Ask me anything

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North Dakota supplies most of your sunflower seeds, a lot of your corn, and many other agricultural products. They also supply a lot of your meats. You will all starve now, bitches.

It's just the flu bro.

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That's why you should use TI, made in TEXAS

Meh, the Spaghetti niggers never liked to work anyway. They are as bad as the French.

Nothing is happening
Nothing ever happens
It will never HAPPLEBIN

What anime are you watching?

Sometimes I wonder if Trump is just pretending to be retarded or if hes serious.

billion people quarantined
>NOTHINGBURGER MORE THREADS THAN DEADS
more deads than threads
>N-NOTHINGBURGER
pol finds out it is a bioweapon
>TAKE MEDS
American researchers et al claim it is a bioweapon
>TAKE MEDS, BAT SOUP!
literally thousands dead
>MUH NOTHINGBURGER
markets plummet 30%
>Is anyone even listening to me? It's a not*COUGH*hing bur*COUGH*ger! *cough*

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Big burger! Big burger!

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Oh he’s serious alright.

This is what voters want.

>Just wash your hands, go to work, and pay your taxes

Ah, is this what brings in the global anichrist system?

Italy is full of old fucks. Over 20% of the population is over 60. It had to close up or else the boomers will choke their hospitals and overwhelm them.

This will probably kill the EU.

>people overreacting is a "something"
Well it is, but that "something" is that people are overreacting.

>it's a nothingburger
it is now, especially since all the McDonalds will be closed. Where will I get my tendies!?

faggot

prepare to get it

Is transportation closed down? This doesn't make sense.

hopefully

The cure has been found.

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How could this be an overreaction if they are doing this knowing it will fuck up their economy permanently? They would not be doing this if it was a nothingburger, no?

I will take a Nothing burger, with extra speculation, all slathered in creamy layers of disinformation, added media hype, hold the facts, and make it as slow as possible. Yeah.

At this moment in Europe we are all Italians.

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BUT Yas Forums SAID ITS A HOAX
DONALD TRUMP HAD A HUNCH
Q SAID THERES NOTHING TO SEE HERE AND TO TONGUE KISS YOUR NEAREST CHINK
ITS NOT FAIR BROS

Can't wait to see the germans rot in their hell . They fucked the economy in Europe to the brink , they want Intermarium as a ruskie-germanic play ground , they destabilize the security of the continent and try a silent alignment with the uzurper-chin-commies .

kys kike

fake and gay and the bunch of newfag acting like hysterical wine aunt Yas Forums is dead

did Q really say that? if so man whoever's running the Q grift should be in jail

>going to work actually makes you get better!
trump actually said this. this virus is population control. maybe they are hoping on the especially dumb people in the world will die from it since they wont prepare

mama mia papa pia

You’re still running under the naive assumption that governments are some kind of hyper competent entities and not cartoonishly inept.

it's the elites putting their slaves in lockdown

No one said it's a nothing burger for Italians
It's still a nothing burger for white people

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>We're still pretending flu+3 is the black death
In a few months those of us who aren't retarded are making massive gains because of the economic collapse caused by the panic.

It's so weird that there are still people saying this is nothing.

Whatever. You nay sayers are weird.

Wonder what he will say if this virus kills several times that many. It's only been a month since it started taking off.

>BaBy'S gOt ThE DiaRrHeA

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Except countries and the NBA shut down because of the Corona with lime, something we got to consider aint agrnhmgbk,lfef NIGGER

>massive gains
stocks droped 1-3%. you aren't making shit. i doubt you even bought a single stock, larping faggot

> everyone gets dead immediately

>Italians sitting at home not doing anything
Nothing in the Italian economy has changed.

>After the drop
>After
You have the comprehension of a 5 year old. I owned stock before any of this shit and liquidated the majority of positions so I didn't lose shit. I'll scoop it back up when you faggots are done making a run on Charmin

It can't hurt to throw some of your paper money at it in case things do bounce back.
Most likely though we are looking at a worldwide social and economic reset.
Between China essentially shutting down for a while, and now Italy, and most likely other economies shutting down in the future, nothing of how the world of goods and services has operated since the Industrial Revolution will be able to apply.
If I'm wrong though, you can get a great deal on the dip. And your cash is not going to do you any good in the future barter world. So buy stuff to barter, and toss a few bucks at the stock market when it's heading towards rock bottom.

in italy right now
12,000 cases
1,000 recovered
800 dead
dead/closed cases = mortality rate
800/1800 = .44

over 44% of those who catch the virus die
its the end times

lmao she is fake like judas with Jesus.

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The majority of the damages have already been and will be from the panic. I've got $10k sitting waiting for the bottom to put back in

Q said everything is fine and no one is at risk of anything. Fucking bullshit psyop glownigger.

when you do high skill labor your leverage is your value
when you do you skill labor your leverage is your value
just dont go, you can get any entry tier job anywhere at any time

>Thinking diagnosis is accurate
You do realize Corona isn't something new? People have likely been getting it for years. How often to hospitals send people home with some token anti bacterial telling them they can't diagnose for sure?

also the number of deaths per day is increasing and the number of recovered per day is decreasing
this means the mortality rate will go even higher than 44%

>OH NO WE HAVE TO CLOSE THE ECONOMY OR THE BOOMERS MIGHT DIE OF THE FLUERINO!

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i sure hope you're using an RTOS

Just wait, we will send you as many Polish nurses as we can

its very simple math

total closed cases = dead + recovered
mortality rate = dead/total closed cases

800 + 1000 = 1800
800/1800 = .44

Are you literally Rudy Gobert?

>probably

The west is doomed I hope

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>YOU CAN'T TAKE A WALK ALONE
YOU CAN'T TAKE A WALK ALONE
>YOU CAN'T TAKE WALK ALONE
YOU CAN'T TAKE A WALK ALONE
>YOU CAN'T TAKE A WALK ALONE
YOU CAN'T TAKE A WALK ALONE

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Pope gonna die