I've found the cure.
I've found the cure
I have lots of luxury soup, need the other stuff though
The medicine of my people. We need to spread the word.
Bro the virus came from China, not casino natives.
But why is there a photoshopped fork?
nice. I don't have another comment
Shut the fuck up boomer.
That's the cure for the cold not the flu you dumbass
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The problem now isn't the actual virus, it's the reaction to it. The economic system we had was too fragile and obviously ncoukdnt sustain forever. Instead of being proactive now we're seeing it's results. We aren't fucked from the virus, we're fucked from what it's going to cause.
PROOF that the corona-virus is FAKE: neckbeard.xyz
Did you breathe from the bag of visions?
That's actually the recipe for Monster Energy Drink.
Dont forget about boogers
this, drink monster to survive
>Cough suppressant
Yes! Holding mucus in your lungs is KEY
I did.
Nah. Methylene Blue is the cure. Blue piss will be known as survivor piss.
can we talk about how ass dayquil tastes? I get it's not gonna taste good, but at least Nyquil has, while not a great taste, something that you can swallow and not think much of.
Dayquil on the other hand is like swallowing hot vomit.
NOT FUKKEN SPRITE...ginger ale mucusx and soup plus tylenol...home made soup is best and cheaper
vitamin d 2000-5000
>Luxury soup and sugar
Corona has a dry cough you moron, there is no mucus to cough out
North Dakota supplies most of your sunflower seeds, a lot of your corn, and many other agricultural products. They also supply a lot of your meats. You will all starve now, bitches.
You haven't tried to extra strength vapocool dayquil/nyquil yet have you? You don't know the meaning of ass.
We have to get the word to Italy
Got a Rock Star Energy drinker here, apparently.
wtf, I'm not shitting you I just got over a flu/cold that lasted 12 days, fever, coof, the whole 9 on this exact trio. You might be onto something.
the cure is tooka blunts mayne the smoke kills the virus mayne.
My cure all
this is a boomer meme. fuck off
>DayQuil, a million milligrams of sodium, and high fructose corn syrup
America is saved
Based Basketball-American. Sorry your national past time has been suspended.
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>replace Sprite with Pabst
>replace Campbell’s chicken noodle with Campbell’s chunky grilled chicken and sausage gumbo
>add one bottle of Tobasco Chipotle boomer sauce
That’s luxury soup I can’t afford that fuck
Stop don’t make it more luxurious
Nigga, just drive over the border straight to the local social services office and get yourself some housing and a job here in ‘Merica. If the beans can figure out how to play the system so can you. All white leaves are welcome.
It's the cure for sars
I’m gonna buy nothing but coca cola and sour cream and onion chips with my EBT hell yeah
It's because DayQuil has more acetaminophen and less histamine. NyQuil has a bunch of Benadryl to knock you out.
That is my lunch sitting 12 hours on a freight train from Indianapolis to Toledo.
The cure is fasting, like with all disease
You need to take a closer look on how these people are getting pneumonia & dying. They literally drown on their own lung snot, in part due to the dry cough. That's how this cunt works her magic.
Looking forward to retards such as yourself posting w a tube down tour throats.
Inb4 demotivation disinfo
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Take the boogerpill
Don't want people to think we don't have a fork.
i caught the corona a couple of weeks ago on a friday. your pic related combined with bedrest and i was back to work monday.
t. nigger
tfw i have tickly dry cough but tons of vile snot coming out when i blow nose
never seen snot like it, especially first thing in morning
I get you bro, but The way (((media))) is pushing it so hard and training us to be prisoners. I think Corona Chan is a larp to scare everyone. I walked into my local BJ's tonight. No Lysol, no bleach, and no toilet paper, LOL. A "friend" in France was reeeeeing last week because 191 tested positive. I asked how many died and got no answer.
Blessed digits and a thread dies.
Lobster and steak and shit also
this will reduce fever, which is bad news. you want to keep that fever HIGH. its the bodies way to kill viruses.
Based. White power.
It's called allergies
Wrong. All you need is Vicks Vaporub. It's a well known hispanic treatment for all ailments. Works like a charm.
Uhhh, excuse me.
Heil and checked. Death to Israel.
I got sick recently and had the darkest green snot/phlegm for at least a month. And so so much. Every time I blew my nose I’d need multiple tissues because I kept filling them up. I never got a fever or cough, or even a headache. Wtf disease did I have? Otherwise healthy, not overweight, don’t smoke, etc.
so you'd need bat soup instead
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