/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1930

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Is this, dare say, a redemption arc?

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user, you might want to see this one, footage from wuhan.

youtube.com/watch?v=CYr9N8u2nLk

PROOF that the corona-virus is FAKE: neckbeard.xyz/notice/9sv0pVZnfYLs4wJ8t6

Hey, I built an open-source COVID-19 simulator; can any of you autists fork the repo and make something out of it? the UI and the model are both crap, but I think you could do something with the idea:
covid-19-sim.azurewebsites.net/
if this isn't the right board, where would i post this request for help?

I cant believe all the black sports ball players are fucking dead

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She's fixing the economy!

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thread going so fast no one will notice me.
*coof*

What is the opposite of a nothing burger?

stop shilling this stupid image already, this faggot little copypasta won't cause a meme

>NEWS
>WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
>archive.is/ZleCj

>surgeon general in my state blatantly implied that she thinks 1% of the state is already infected
>we only have 4 confirmed cases at the moment

fucking yikes

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I fell asleep what did trump say ?

I think /g/ would be glad to help you out there.

Shills are no longer saying "there's more Corona threads than____".

hahahaha

I AM PISSED I WORE MY N95 MASK ON THE BUS YESTERDAY AND A BUNCH OF GIRLS WERE LAUGHING AT ME
I HATE YOU POL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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A something sandwich

>I have a runny nose
well fuck

Expecting more than 200 tomorrow.

Who will be the first celeb to die?

GET THE FUCK OUT.

GARY!!!!!!!!!!

isnt this the delicious looking german deer posted years ago?

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It'll have to be an elderly one

Why don't they just cancel everything now. wtf, if they're saying it's def. going to get worse.

every country should close all airports/travel. it's not like we can't communicate over the internet.

sauce?

>mfw Trump looked like death during the address
I don't like the bastard but if he keels over, we are fucking done. The markets will crash through the floor.

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More corona threads than confirmed infected in canada and the US combined

Thanks!

guys just load up on immunity potions and go outside and stop being a fucking pussy

more threads than points lost from dow futures these last hours KEK
happeningfags BTFO

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The monkeys are starving in Thailand because their large population can only be sustained by tourists feeding them. Now the tourists are gone.

liveleak.com/view?t=kIuyP_1583930530

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Don't worry, those girls will coughing out their own lungs soon enough

Epstein post test
maybe automatic timeout round again?
Try to be better you jannie bedbite shuckshite

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Every stale bit of pasta gets a gorillion replies
We're at Newfag defcon 9

I can get a 9mm Ruger PC Carbine for $500, worth it?

>didn't prep
>not prepping
>won't prep

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they're probably dead now, who cares.

It's exponential at this point. Don't trust any numbers

I've been wearing a mask every day for the last month but so is everyone else.

The only people not wearing masks are the Daniel Senseis enjoying their pto from schools.

This bot is starting to grow on me

Hopefully Tom Hanks

Where is a link to the actual cities these people are infected, since John Hopkins stopped doing it to quell panic?

Why the hell is this not spreading like wildfire in India?

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>my stupid ass bitch wife still thinks its a nothing burger
told her today that when it happens here she's fucking OUT
>you dare come to me in these times of crisis?

Just for the user in the other thread:
AR upper:
palmettostatearmory.com/psa-7-nitride-1-7-pistol-length-5-56-nato-marauder-ar-15-upper-assembly-odg-no-bcg-ch.html
AR lower:
palmettostatearmory.com/complete-psa-ar15-lower-moe-edition-fde.html

I'm glad that Markiplier poster and Gary are the only two shill pastas that survived coronachan actually becoming a happening

the rest were absolute cringe

Had to quit my job someone send me 30 bucks so I can buy myself aminal crosing :(

People happen to react with laugh when they learn about their incoming death

UNCLEAN

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putsa makakain nga muna kanina pa ko dito

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My aunt and cousins are at Disneyland right now. Should I shoot them if they come near me once they get back?

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Obnoxious, know nothing retards like you get sick first.

Can someone help me put on a hazmat suit pls and thanks

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My theory is a lack of testing and capacity to trace infection. Or theyre on to something with the cow shit.

So if I understood this user well, I should put money into gold, right? Is an hyperinflation coming?

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it's literally a ruger 10/22 that shoots 9mm. I've shot one before and fucking love it.

Worldometer is saying Canada's at 118 but it's not updating where all the new cases are coming from, anyone know? Last site update was +2 in Quebec and +2 in Ontario, that was around 100

its over

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I've had fever coof and I think a sinus infection for the past week. I'm better but I still have a little coof / sniffle and nosebleeds from my sinuses being so messed up.
Maybe it's just the cigarettes and dabs but I think I can feel Corona-Chan filling my lungs.

good luck lmao

My parents just came back from a cruise and I ate dinner with them.
There is no escape.

twitter.com/Number10cat/status/1237927403567054848

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I'm gonna have to politely ask you to remove yourself from the premises

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yea cause ammo will be "cheaper" not sure what it is at currently but 9mm is always a good buy for available ammo.

soon.......

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he sed we all ded

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>no

Missed you Gary

Just about everything is being canceled. SXSW, Ultra, Coachella, and the rest of the NBA regular season has already been cancelled (as well as my company retreat, which I'm supposed to be on this week at a resort in Punta Cana). I reckon domestic air travel will get #rekt within the next month.

Tang ina mo wag mong gutumin sarili mo dito tanga. Mamaya mararamdaman mong mahihilo ka nang walang dahilan

At least the mucus is going out of you, mine doesn't want to come out aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

INVEST IN WHITE GOLD RIGHT NOW!
>INVEST IN WHITE GOLD RIGHT NOW!
INVEST IN WHITE GOLD RIGHT NOW!
>INVEST IN WHITE GOLD RIGHT NOW!
INVEST IN WHITE GOLD RIGHT NOW!
>INVEST IN WHITE GOLD RIGHT NOW!
INVEST IN WHITE GOLD RIGHT NOW!

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Thanks fren

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How long until the monkeys figure out the Locals are meat filled happy meals on legs?

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Do you also happen to be 300 lbs (136 kg for you maple keks)?

>he sed tom hanks is ded
ftfy

if you never ever shot its going to be for morale purpses mostly unless you get a shotgun or a full auto something and start from feet, can burgers even own a full auto

you need New Leaf, user? I gotchu.

NOT THE NIGGERINOS!

dude it's like 200 deaths a day globally for the past week, just practice basic hygiene so you don't get the seasonal flu or common cold

When are you going to stop? Can’t keep this up forever

it is, they're just not testing. they're probably shrugging their shoulders over corona, having to deal with outbreaks of diseases not seen in the west for 50 years.

It could also just be an actually crazy cult member. Maybe, probably, right?

Corona-Chan is drowning us slowly

nono
I want the switch one.

Because dickwads in government. It's gonna happen anyway, they should do it now.

If the Olympics get cancelled wouldn't that destroy Japan economy, like, anally destroyed, like LegalPorno kind of destroyed?

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What state?

I hope the monkeys carry corona even further and spread the bliss through their bites and claws.

Remember.

We should keep a running tally of how many nothingburgers fall.

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Same
I'll just hunt down the preppers.

my dept implemented same protocols last week
we ran out of surgical masks pretty quickly and N95s are a myth now, closely guarded by supervisors

torrent

I wear mine any people just look at me, kinda scared or curious, a few smile. When I wear my 3M half mask, I've had girls look shocked, not laugh though.

ps. fucking had to do 8 different captchas, fuck this

You could be right. Or maybe the virus isn't effective in warmer climates. Worse case it has a longer incubation period in warmer climates and becomes deadlier.

ayy lmao

Should've happened already.
Im in olympia and I say fuck it, shut this shit down.

I'm a hermit neet in scotland who is developing flu symptoms. Maybe one of my recent deliveries was infected
Feel like pure white man
Stay safe bros

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>switch
dropped. hope niggers rape your mom

bugmen are being denied their bug activities. their reactions/withdrawls should be highly entertaining

Gary's back! Long live Gary!

Seriously thinking about prepping with next weeks check, good survival preps with about $150 worth?

Roll to keep Betty White safe

Are you Asian? I've only seen Asians and one Iranian guy wearing them publicly in Montreal

2 new cases in Oregon
oregon.gov/oha/ERD/Pages/State-announces-2-new-presumptive-positive-COVID-19-cases.aspx

What is dead may never die

WHEN I SAY NOTHING

YOU SAY BURGER

NOTHING

How come SARS didn't spread but this has? Aren't they very similar?

I would get an AR instead though, just my opinion. In terms of benefits, 5.56 / .223 will be more reliable at any kind of range and typically more impactful out of a 16" barrel. Easier to clean to if you compare it to anything ruger has around.

Ohio

How many trillions has this bitch cost the economy?

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Pirating a copy of FL Studio doesn’t make you talented, kid. Go listen to Acid Air Raid (George’s All Nighter mix) and try to learn something from it.

GUYS HOW DO I GROW PASTA?
>GUYS HOW DO I GROW PASTA?

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Yooo any brazilians in here?

Does Bolsonaro have to roni or not

I'm sorry bro. I'll see you soon in the Corona afterlife

PIZZA

based

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FAGGOT

Fellow remote worker anons, am I crazy for having the idea of splitting a long-term hotel room with an at-risk family member in a country that’s taking corona seriously cross my mind as a bugout option?

The tourism economy is kill already with the pandemic just warming up, so there’s lots of passable cheap options available right now.

I used the nightly price for a month in the capital of Worst China starting tomorrow as my example for this repost.

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like potatos

Lol hosting the Olympics has bankrupted basically every country but the USA because USA is the only country whose government doesn't fund the Olympics, US government only supplies security when hosting the Olympics and all the stadiums are already built.

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Yes thats why they are pretending nothing is wrong.

Speculating but here is the reason why the US/Trump(and other governments) can't shut everything down. Shutting everything down means the loss of the economy that will never recover and will instantly notify everyone that the world has ended. You cannot stimulate a dead economy. There's also risk management. The best and absolute way to get out of this still kicking is to just prolong the inevitable and accept losses(including deaths) rather than in just one sweep(whole US lockdown) it will be gradual. The huge drop might save a lot of people but the economy will never recover. There's also no way in hell they can enforce a nationwide quarantine. There will be mass riots and mass looting and mass unrest everywhere. By prolonging the inevitable, they can focus their resources and manpower on certain areas that are still controllable. Cut losses in areas that are unrecoverable.

This is a bitter pill to take. It is also unknown if this will be successful. We might get another global event. No one knows. We are the precipice. Mad max or dark ages.

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KILL ALL COOFERS

KILL ALL COOFERS

Im pretty sure its the NY Times that has the US map going.

She'll be our Mother Abagail.

Judging by how Florida is dealing with an outbreak warm climates working against the virus isn't a bet I would want to take.

SARS got caught extremely early on in Hong Kong which forced the CCP's hand in trying to cover it up

it also simply wasn't that infectious outside of a few superspreader events

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Possibly climate. Most hot and humid countries seem to be doing ok. HCMC is a ridiculously over crowded dump and we have no cases here at all.

Source: Your ass

I thought you had died gary.

because they weren't reporting it, they weree too busy dying in wars in the middle east to care

*ubo* oops

IS ANYWHERE SAFE!?!?!? How about the central asian stan countries? maybe Kyrgyzstan? I bet Corona chan will never look for me there

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buy lots of canned soup, lots of dried rice and beans, and canned meat like SPAM, vienna sausages, tuna, etc. you'll also need canned/jarred veggies and/or fruits. buy some salt and sugar. buy crispbread.

What about huezil

Not n95 tho, the simple white one, amirite?

>Sepsis developed at a median of 9·0 days (7·0–13·0) after illness onset among all patients, followed by ARDS (12·0 days [8·0–15·0]), acute cardiac injury (15·0 days [10·0–17·0]), acute kidney injury (15·0 days [13·0–19·5]), and secondary infection (17·0 days [13·0–19·0]).
Sounds like fun times.
thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(20)30566-3/fulltext

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We went from 4 cases to 60 cases in a week. Lets see how next 10 days fare.

James Lipton just died of "bladder cancer"
yeah, sure

It is really scary, but Im coming to terms with the impending doom

First world western countries and Japan/Korea typically don't get buttfucked by the Olympics

all of London's venues are still in use from 2012, Tokyo is mostly using ones that already exist this year

Nigger go do some research. Most countries have empty stadiums filled with weeds that were built for Olympics, used for 3 weeks, and then never used again. Go look at what it did to Greece dumb ass.

Where abouts? I think I saw you. After you left we all laughed and then I fucked the girls and everyone clapped

From what I hear, a good amount of them never really thought things would get this serious and so many would die. Maybe she actually couldn't live with herself.

>be American
>get a cough
>shut down entire country

POST MASKED ASIAN MILKERS
YOU KNOW THE ONE IM TALKING ABOUT

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Yes, Japanese females will be available for cheap.

I'm annoyed I'm not on the beach, desu

I just coofed up a loogie and I haven't smoked a cig in like an hour I think I'm fucked.

Antarctica, Lemuria, Agartha and probably Moon Base. If you can't reach the restort in the moon then ISS would be your best bet.

SEAchads are doing fine, but it will be a cold day in hell before we allow wh*toids on our lands again.

Tom Hanks would be epic. I really hope its a politician though, Cruz or Pence or Trump or McConnell or any of the establishment Dems would all be great.

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The real answer is, there was not much viral shedding of SARS prior to being symptomatic. The asymptomatic spread of hCoV19 is the difference.

Guys! Full body condoms! Naked Gun already gave us the answer, get trojan on the line

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where can i get more corona chan. there aint shit on pixiv and r34

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Who else here /didntprep/?

It's really annoying. You shouldn't be allowed to post unless you were here at LEAST before thread #600. Been here since the 200's myself.

Kek wow. He knows how fucked everything is.

>be chinese
>cough
>produce 1 million additional bodybags

Egypt is going to shit next.

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user plz. Its legit payed version. youtube.com/watch?v=CYr9N8u2nLk

Florida is going to be a wildfire soon, and my parents are RIP.

To be fair, considering all the boomers and travelers we have in this state, you would think it would be a lot worse.

shame about nails and fake brows tho

archive link to this?

Food should be your first priority, as well as meds for flu symptom meds like Nyquil, ibuprofen and Primatine so you can ride out the sickness and treat the symptoms while you sit around sick.

UPDATED COVID-19 CHARTS @ 11 Mar 2020

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youtube.com/watch?v=U-gnuE1JJGw
For those asking about Olympics.
The Torch Relay carry thing the Olympics do will now be spectator only.

I wish I had someone to cuddle with and wholesomely ride out the end days with.

Commission me.

I've already accepted death. This is the way I wanna go out anyway

People that thing society will collapse are retarded
nothing burgerfags are retarded
its bad, but not that bad.

>not being here before the case number was even to 1,000 when CCP shills were going all out

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Wake up Gary
youtube.com/watch?v=hHfZjS4P4Ws

My theory would be a lack of testing obscuring the real numbers. I'm sure its a similar case across the board.

I don't prep because I can always go back to my ancestral village and start planting cassava.

bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-51847620
>Visa free travel afforded to overseas citizens of the country has also been suspended until 15 April.
>India has 60 confirmed cases of the virus, the health ministry says.
>number is expected to grow in coming days, as the results for tests conducted earlier become available.
>says it was among the first countries in the world to prepare for an outbreak of the respiratory illness
>"It would be near impossible for India to force its citizens into mass quarantine and hospitalise people in numbers like China,"
archive.is/0zCiC

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damn now I want one that looks like a PPsH

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we all do user

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Based.
Godspeed, El Salvabros.

WHO GIVES A FUCK YOU SILLY GOOSE, NOT LIKE ANYONE IS GOING TO MARRY HER

this

NO PREP GANG! MAMA DIDN'T RAISE NO BITCH.

Stop smoking, bro, for real

hello fellow Montreal retard. hope they shut down the place soon, especially with that whore that took the metro for like 9 days and then was confirmed positive

sounds like me, I was here early like the 100's or lower maybe, thought it would be contained, came back somewhere in 700's ish