Why is this legal?

They are literally shitting themselves?

Have you never had the most explosive emergency after shit panic when you realize all that liquid Nutella between your cheeks is stuck there because you didn’t check to see if your bathroom had that Godsend TP?

Can't be Australia, there's a lack of Half The Country On Fire in that photo

Why do so many Americans not know about wiping their ass and then disinfecting their hands?

I usually wipe my ass after I wash with toilet paper because I'm a very regular shitter and I love knowing that I have a 100% clean ass. The worst feeling in the world is when you didn't make sure you were 100% clean and your ass gets itchy and you wanna scratch it but then it's all fucking nasty and poopy. That's fucking disgusting. If you just use toilet paper, and don't know about showering, I highly recommend eating a lot of fiber to become very regular and then showering after pooping.

Thanks for listening.

The Chinese are famous for reselling these things

If I had known this would happen I would have invested in TP stocks. Fuck.

>chinks
>people

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Burgers don't know how to wash their asses?

What the fuck are you talking about? Everyone wipes their ass after taking a shit.

Because it is Australia. I saw another picture of these cunts on aus/pol/ a good few days ago with the garage door open and it's fuckin stacked in there too like a warehouse too. Fuckin mountains of TP, more than they could use in their lifetimes.

Look closely at the people. They're invader chinks that are making life near impossible for locals. Remember that when the purge happens.

Well fuck you asshole

Came here to post this. These bugmen are not human.

Yes they are illegal immigrants

it would probably be a good idea to get those off his driveway really quick but he doesn't look like the brightest bulb. the first guys to show up with weapons will take that off his hands in 2 minutes.

Great meme!
I bet this IRC shit.

Someone light it lol

>what is plastic wrap

Can I ask you what you normally do after you take a shit? What is your next step?

if the system breaks down to the point where you even need that much toilet paper, I think you should be more worried about how you’re going to wash your asshole and not just wipe it.

It's definitely Melbourne, in one of the post-2010 cookie cutter suburbs made for migrants. That house is one of the 5 choices of house you get to pick. Unironically, I can walk down the road and see 10 houses that look identical, colour and all.

>not cutting it first and then pouring water on the TP as they are inside

Can someone find this house

Have the police stopped responding to armed robbery already?

Yeah, you wipe your ass with toilet paper. That's a tier below wet wipes. Wet wipes are pretty decent, and I'll use them if I need to .

The problem with just wiping is that in humid environments if you don't get 100% of the poop out (which is pretty much impossible unless you use a lot of premium toilet paper and even then it takes a lot of precision and care in wiping your ass) it will make your asshole itchy. It's fucking gross.

Were you people raised in a barn? I can't believe how disgusted I am with my peers that they don't properly wipe their ass.

1. Bidet
2. Toilet Paper
3. Wet Wipe
4. Shower
5. Thoroughly wash hands

This is the order. Of course the average American probably eats 4500 calories of Big Mac a day and shits like 13 times a day from a low fiber diet. They just blow up the toilet like it's normal to have poop in your ass cheeks all day. What is wrong with you fucking people?

what do you think commodities trading is all about

I usually take a shower to be honest, gets my butthole cleaner than TP

Are they selling this outside their home? I hope they get the chink flu.

They think they’ll get rich off of reselling it

You should borrow one to that faggot and your gun. Tell him it will e a nutritious dinner

I still don't understand why toilet paper
although I managed to stumble into boomer hoarding hour at the store this afternoon and saw questionable decision making there too

>2020
>not having a bidet

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Right. These people are insane. I'm glad you make sense, Canadian. You know, we have some differences as nations, but knowing that one of you also likes to shower after you poop too makes me think your country is pretty all right, man. Maybe we're not so different after all.

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They would still do this even if they only made $5.

>not having your dog lick it for you
you're no true canadian

Haha, I like how they've advertised to their entire neighborhood that they're stockpiling supplies. Dumbfucks

The steering wheel of the parked car is on the right hand side nimrod

lol just wash you ass or get a bidet
way cleaner anyways

Why should it be illegal

>Healthcare providers in the United States overcharge people billions of dollars comparative to the rest of the world in medical bills
Excellent, I see no problem with the free market.

>Cheapass chinese people try to rip you off and charge you 10 dollars for a roll of toilet paper when you could easily just wash your ass
I HATE THEM SO MUCH I WANT THEM TO DIE.

You wash your hands before you wipe and not after? Lunatic

We put them all out, cheers for the help burger bros

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That's what these Daigou chinks do. They buy up en masse both shit that their chink buddies need back on the mainland and items that are in high demand, then they sell them either directly to people back on the mainland whilst dodging export taxes, or in online stores like eBay to locals in our countries for 5-10 times the price.

They've done it here for years with baby formula, to the point where particular types of formula for babies with sensitive stomachs are almost always sold out. Now they're doing it with masks, toilet paper, hand sanitizer and, soon, disinfectants, gloves and rice and tinned foods as well.

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Yeah true, why toilet paper ? Boomers are weirdos.

Free market brah. Besides, the police won't do anything if you go and take some from those chinks by force.

Seriously it's women. If men don't have toilet paper in the apocalypse their women will leave them for someone who does.

go wash your ass user. everyone knows.

I agree, chinks should be illegal.

>what are bidets

Would be a shame if someone set fire to the pile.

SPOILER
SPOILER
SPOILER

THE TOILETS AREN'T GOING TO WORK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>I cant wait to leave
That's Straya' you poofta!

They think they will be forced into home isolation. If you were forced to stay in your house for 2 months straight, what essential supplies would you need?
You wouldn't need batteries, or pens and paper.

You would need glorious, hygienic ass-wipes.

That's what I've been told. A 2 month supply of food and ass-wipes. Tree leaves would probably work too, but aren't as convenient or effective. Or do what the Romans did and have a sponge on the end of a stick and use repeatedly after washing in a bowl next to the toilet.

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These people accidentally ordered 48 packages of 48 rolls of toilet paper on accident or something iirc.
foxnews.com/lifestyle/12-years-toilet-paper-australia-coronavirus

You can always use newspaper, books, wallpapers, towels, sponges, seashells, cats and even just your hand. Toilet paper is useless.

Cause it's no different from the entire fucking economy?

Calling it now. There will be a 2 week national quarantine with every public place shut down. School are already planning it around spring break. Shit tickets are going to be needed during that time.

Single storey houses, chinks being chinks.

They are sending it all to China.
Why do you think there is a global mask shortage? Chinese agents in America have been buying them all for the last 3 months......

You have this? Point it to your asshole and use soap

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Why do so many Americans not know about removing their pants before they shit?
I usually pull down my pants and shit in the toilet because I'm a very regular shitter and I love knowing that I have 100% clean pants. The worst feeling in the world is when you didn't make sure your pants were pulled 100% down and your pants get shitty and you wanna wipe it but then it's all fucking nasty and poopy. That's fucking disgusting. If you just shit in your pants, and don't know about showering, I highly recommend limiting water and fiber to take very hard shits, and then slinging them out your pant leg after pooping.
Thanks for listening.

Notice how no-one will say this in public. Everyone is having to grit their teeth and pretend that it's white australians being silly and hoarding toilet paper for wiping their own personal arses. Everyone knows it's chinks reselling it, but we can't say it.

Your Chinese cousins trying to resell it at a profit.

It's chinks you fucking retards. The insect hoard is descending upon us.

imagine the smell

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Then you'll be dead within days

That's definitely Australia

Can point something fixed to a wall, like in most american homes, kek.

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lol I do that all the time when im too lazy to go out and buy some TP. It is actually faster and cleaner. I dont get the deal behind toilet paper i guess normies are just dumb

Those aussie chinks were buying all the baby formula and selling it to chinkland buyers for like a 5000% markup.

I shit and then shower everyday for peak butthole cleanliness.

No such thing as an Aussie Chink.

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>tfw have such a perfect diet that evertime i shit is one of those perfect shits where it comes out so cleanly that theres nothing left to wipe

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Fucking chinks