Come Take Your Covid Self Test

Guys, a Japanese Doctor just flew over my house!

ITT: Bullshit

Youre now in a coma

I’m alright

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Probably but there’s a tiny chance he did it

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who tf cant hold their breath less than 1min and 30 seconds?

more than*

Fake and gay

Impressed

see you out there

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Impressive. I only made it to 1:05, but I'm sure I could do better if my life depended on it.

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Barely got to 11 but I'm good

Why don't you bathe in cow shit like the rest of your people you stupid indian. You dumbfucks are claiming cow shit is the holy cure to this thing so do as your people do you fucking nigger.

>isolation ward
coof camp

am 56 years just held a breath for 30 seconds.. could have gone longer but that was good enough for me.

stop hate
or else you will die like this

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Good luck man

Did the laptop ded?

this

tfw can EASILY hold my breath for over 2 minutes

thank you based wim hof

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Will you calm the fuck down dude? God damn.

>hold breath
>chest tightens like a motherfucker
been chainsmoking reds because of chink flu stress, not surprised

This is fake news you stupid pajeet

factcheck.afp.com/world-health-organization-refutes-viral-claims-holding-your-breath-can-test-covid-19

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Stomach acid cures it

we need to visit every hospital and barf on the sic to cure them........Barf on everything clean the city with barf

PROOF that the corona-virus is FAKE: neckbeard.xyz/notice/9sv0pVZnfYLs4wJ8t6

just get some chicken rollers bro QT is coronafree

I am afraid I have to agree with this faggot right here

he got excited cursing at some game on TV

I guess so, this is why I am buying chloroquine OTC and taking it daily for the rest of my life.

I ain't clicken that shit

do you guys have clove cigarettes there? I used to smoke them in my 20's but they're banned here now

You get fibrosis from breathing fibers such as abestos, carbon, glass fibers; not from viruses.
t. Someone who is likely to die from fibrosis in a few years

call a doctor maybe

what in the holy hell is that flag

>clove cigarettes
We do actually.

can i drink orange juice to drown it in vitamin c?

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Breath checked

Hold your breath for as long as you can and hold down the “P” key.

Post results.

b

FUCKING RARE FLAG

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niggers. only white people have the big breath gene

>Guys, a Japanese Doctor just flew over my house!
Kek, made me cough.

you are a retard and wrong

yes but don't listen to mainstream news about vitamin C

Also get chloroquine

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ye it's hard for me to count how many I've been smoking since I roll them myself, but I'm way above my usual

can still make it past 1:30 thou

Guys, a Japanese Doctor just flew into my ship

this looks like a set from a tv show or some shit

Deep divers use a technique called buccal pumping where you basically breathe internally using your cheeks to hold the air in during the exhale. This delays that "oh shit I'm running out of air" feeling you get from holding your breath for too long, and is what permits those insane 20 minute dives. It's also great for getting the most out of your dude weed lmao.

wooo legs started to tingle

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F A K E & I G N O R E D

I PASSED
12 SECONDS

Try for thirty minutes next time.

no you're just a fucking newfag

>several
>27

>Kek, made me cough.
Get in the box

>money secretz

>it's hard for me to count how many I've been smoking since I roll them myself
supposed to be the other way around
used to roll amber leaf when I was "quitting" until I just learned to preroll before going out then I just went back to packs

supposedly smoking means we're already fucked, in your case doubly so, but as long as you don't touch anything or anyone the smoke'll probably kill anything bad
stay strong man

>and is what permits those insane 20 minute dive
a lot of them hyperventilate like motherfuckers before, also your spleen releases oxygen if you make it past a certain point
hyperventilating is pretty fun : it's amusing to go from 1 minute to 5 just with a stupid trick
remember to try it while standing near sharp edges

you should do it cuck

>chloroquine
i thout that shit was for malaria

>been sick for the past month
>not going to die

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how is that corona? there are close to 2 billion people in china that could be so many things.

900 years old am I. My breath I held, 20 minutes I did. Corona-chan have I not.

yeah I've been smoking for 12 years my dude, from a pack a day to rolled, I am probably fucked regardless
thou smoking did save my life already once

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