/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1928

tom hanks is 63, will he make it?

CORONA WE LOVE YOU
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Have been there any kind of news about China and their "controlled" situation?

Is your prep food even palatable?

Time to learn Rectal Rehydration.

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literally pic related

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thank you

heh

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yes comrade all is well we are all working very hard in our factories product will be shipped soon sirs

China locked down all transmissions like a month ago. We haven't heard a word.

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Unironically no

>when Yas Forums finally gets the happening it's been begging for

Have you ever heard the saying "If you ain't eating, you ain't hungry?"

>believing anything that China says

IM ON FUCKING OAHU. THIS TINY ASS ISLAND HAS 1 MILLION PEOPLE ON IT. I AM GOING TO DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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cute af

dead in 63 hours

DONT GO TO SCHOOL
IF THEY DIDN'T CLOSE YOUR SCHOOL/COLLEGE/UNIVERSITY WHATFUCKING EVER
DONT FUCKING GO
DONT RISK IT.

this is a nothingburger, barely anyone has died yet

Yes.

t.Hanks

Interesting.
Thanks user.

THREADS ARE MOVING AT LIGHT SPEED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I AM COOOOOFFIIIIIIIIIING

Why would I panic when this is exactly what I wanted?

Digits and bill gets the corona

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As the news rolls in, we're about a minute into this song youtu.be/Ceh0-42FXg0

I feel like I've been watching a movie unfold in these generals over the past two months, doesn't seem real.

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MEXICO HAVE 12 CASES NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>this bomb isn't a threat
>it hasn't blown up yet
boomer logic

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Pulled my kids out of school last Tuesday. State limit before problems is 18 absences. My kids are at 13

Dead boomer storage.

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hey TomHankfags
> his name was Isaac Kappy

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>that Flora bitch that we were making fun of in January ended up being right all along to be going full IT'S HAPPENING mode

what a time to be alive

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Please head to the Turkish border

I do not belive them, is just that seemed weird to me that we haven't heard a word coming out of bugcity

Kek

We're not truly fucked until Antarctica is infected.

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This is very true.

>read about US travel ban
>doesn't apply to UK/Asia/South America
>also
>"The order does not apply to legal permanent residents, (generally) immediate family members of U.S. citizens, and other individuals who are identified in the proclamation, according to the agency."
Lmao you guys are still fucked.

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>rectal hydration
Obligatory video example (warning: lesbianism):
youtube.com/watch?v=N6ZBkdNZWYc

YOU JUST KNOW

This is the updated map for anyone who cares. I'm too lazy to post a pic and yes I realize the Times is a joke

nytimes.com/interactive/2020/us/coronavirus-us-cases.html

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What's kek is going through your texts from January 23-30 when you're telling friends across the country to prep and they call you a stupid conspiracy theorist and now nobody wants to talk to you because they are at all time high salt level because they didn't heed your warning

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Unfortunately, he probably will. If he was 10 years older, it’d be time to start up a death pool

Absolutely.
I've taken my children out of school for the forseeable future. I'll look into homeschooling my son, and my daughters still young enough where it doesn't matter. Shit's really rough right now, but gotta find a way.

I mean, it's summer there so travel to there is as high as ever...

Mate find a girlfriend

Increasingly desperate shills
Here take this pic ,it may safe your life someday

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>1 million
>not for long

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Thread theme.

youtube.com/watch?v=gAjR4_CbPpQ

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The good boy points must be through the roof for corona-chan to deliver the amount of happenings today.
March 11th, 2020 CHECKED AND REKED

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the only man more based than Bill Whittle.

Who cares, he's taken Jew cock up his ass

We probably have hundreds desu. All big gatherings, festivals etc. will NOT be cancelled. We are fucked.

Digits confirm next debate Biden collapses on stage from virus

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You might want to rething that when you cant breath.

youtube.com/watch?v=CYr9N8u2nLk

HAPPENING
instagram.com/p/B9nVasnBNF5/

why isn't russia being hit

>Shit's really rough right now, but gotta find a way.
Lol shit has not even got to kitchen scrub pad level of rough yet

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Looks like a homosexual

The median death age is 65 there is a good chance he will die.

Russians are inmune to this shit

If you're in a state with the state of emergency tag, it's only a matter of time before they all get shut down. They'll be alright. Same with mine. If shit happens, shit happens. I'm not risking my kids bringing anything home, or getting infected themselves.

How many of you used to be nothingburger faggots?
Be honest.

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They locked down their borders quickly.

this faggot will be tweeting on his deathbed that hes dying from unrelated lung problems and not corona.

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Yeah wise parent anons, my parents called me and told me to stay home they would pay anything, I thought that it will hurt my grades and also I will lose my money.

But I prefer lowering my GPA and losing a semester than getting lungs fucked for life. Just stockpiled and made a big purchase from amazon.

Should have listened to my parents earlier, praying I didnt catch it in the last couple of days.

Is there any archive with all the cities NOTABLY infected?

wait wasn't the retarded 11-3 prophecy retconned to 3-11 and resurrected this morning with fresh breads?

As long as there is enough space in my lungs to take one last hit of DMT I'm good.

Dam so much has happened since a few English teachers were reeeeeing in wuhan

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why would i want some pathetic roastie when i can worship something that crashes economies and kills powerful people? after this, i don't think some mundane pussy can ever satisfy me

>not posting this song about falling in love with Coronachan
youtu.be/sOS9aOIXPEk

how do you guys feel knowing that your life is being thrown out of balance because of a bunch of stupid chinks. my university is shut down and i have friends and family at risk because stupid dirty chinks ate wild animals near a viral research center and booked flights around the world. their stupid commie government supressed awareness of the virus until they had travelled the globe. we should seriously nuke them

What do we do when all the old fuck politicians get wiped out?

repost this image every week or so

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Can you imagine the response if it actually happened?

me

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OFFICIAL /cvg/ ANIME SURVIVAL GUIDE

youtube.com/watch?v=jpXMhLDuZQk

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Also we did this way too late to stop seeding as we already have well developed clusters of community transmission on both coasts... this should have been done 3 weeks ago...

Lmao, Hawaii is beyond fucked and you don't even know it.

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But my PC clock says it's 12/03/2020?

I still am. 4600 deaths is laughable.

show me some videos of whats happening in china.... how the fuck are they treating their people down there

Is Wuhan really back to work?

Same, sister is legit freaking out what should I buy.
Dad woke up a couple weeks ago but still, all they had to do was listen.
Good luck fighting chimpout crowds now nothingburgers.

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YOU ONLY HAD TO LISTEN

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In January, I was actually on the billion deaths by year end bandwagon and I'm really disappointed.

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I just mean with two kids at home, noone else to watch them, working is impossible at the moment. That kind of rough, not total lockdown, shit hitting the fan rough.
But, you're 100% correct. We've only just begun!

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This isn't fun anymore

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You're going to be working at the farm when this is over so who gives a shit about university.

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>thread archived while i was out drinking
>can't even tell that other user that he has patrician music taste

HOW CRUEL THIS WORLD IS

youtube.com/watch?v=iSN5NpILtkw

Me. Changed when I listened to the Italian docs. Realised how fucked muh NHS is if it gets like that.

>Cases in state yesterday: 1
>Cases in state today: 13
>College announces it's going online right as I'm in the middle of two major projects fucking with my aspirations for the time being
>Several cases were from an old folks home a five-minute drive from my college
Welp I'm gigafucked I guess

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I know some medicine... I can be the village doctor...

Everyone was mass grave'd

>stupid boomer parents call me crazy back in January when I say they should start prepping
>begrudgingly start prepping in late Feb early March
>past 3 days all the stores are out of water, toilet paper, soap
>not so much as a sorry for calling you a crazy conspiracy theorist now that your calls for stockpiling back in January have now been vindicated
I'm a worthless NEET and I don't care if I die desu, I'll sudoku myself before letting some Chinese bio-weapon waste me away, I just wish they would have let me protect them

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This is now unironically the best time to be a NEET lol

but it's also the worst time to be a NEET because i had no money to prep

Even small changes do make a difference with flattening the peak
The UK exemption ( and continuing flights from china) are retarded though

Dude, they were all tencent...

NOOOO NOT MY STOCK PORTFOLIO

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Thanks for those kind words. It's hard to know if what I've done to/for them is correct, but all the fucking alarms are going off, and I don't think I have any other choice.

Based. We need to start doing rituals to CoronaChan and start freaking people out like EbolaChan

Are all the hollywood pedophiles going to confess to coronachan before they die?

Haven't heard of Corona-chan Second Impact, so I don't think they are back to work yet.

>Diabetic
He gon.

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who's the youngest to die from this shit?

is the strongest strain in the states, or in Italy/Wuhan?

kek

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My friend works at a wealth management firm that handles $100 billion+.

I told him to buy puts a month ago and he spent 30 minutes telling me that everything would self correct and we wouldn't even see a bear market.

I'm brushing up on isekais and praying that Corona-chan sends me somewhere better than this hell hole.

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If you've been in the threads for at least 2 months you are already a doctor.

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POST ALL YOUR CORONA/EBOLA/VIRUS CHAN NOW!!

>All Travel from Europe to the United States suspended for 30 Days
>Ban will not apply to the UK

Is this true? And why?

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Italy

Well they are currently changing the talking point from "its just a flu" to " it only effects old people" people are going to cope no matter what....

rare based leaf

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25 yr old nurse in Iran.

We need to cull the retards who can't do exponents. There is no future for them in an advanced society.

>Olympics still not cancelled

Nope, doesn't work. Stop shilling this.

CH ecked

This but for China

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Lol she's still posting??? Is she still stuck in china?

No. It's a ghost town right now. Check the bong who recorded his experiences in Wuhan. youtube.com/watch?v=TxoEoe4sGtY

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HIS NAME WAS CHEN QIUSHI
>HIS NAME WAS CHEN QIUSHI
HIS NAME WAS CHEN QIUSHI
>HIS NAME WAS CHEN QIUSHI
HIS NAME WAS CHEN QIUSHI
>HIS NAME WAS CHEN QIUSHI

Try 12 Kingdoms. It's one of the original isekai, and it's kinda china themed.

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Still a nothingburger. The world is overreacting. This is a flu that's more lethal to certain at risk groups. I'm fine with reasonable steps to contain it (i.e. travel bans) but panic buying TP and crashing the stock market is fucking retarded.

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PROOF that the corona-virus is FAKE: neckbeard.xyz/notice/9sv0pVZnfYLs4wJ8t6

It applies only to the Schengen Zone

Wasted.

IVE ALWAYS LOVED YOUR SHITTY MEXICAN BEER PLEASE DONT KILL ME CORONA

>first case in Mississippi
FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK!

It is. Not sure why UK exempt. Everyone will just travel there first then here

see >This is 2016 all over after starting in 2015 I told everyone for a year straight Trump would crush the election and got made fun of for being stupid the entire time and then everyone backlashed at me with hate after he won as if I won it for him all by myself

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The USA can't close border with its own provinces.

We wont turn down our best Ally, outside of Israel of course

The study from China reported at least 1 death in the 10-19 age bracket

The jannies are in talks about deleting all /cvg/ and Corona threads because of "misinformation".

went to the store today right after my state announced they were planning to start doing event bans and all that stuff

it was a madhouse and people were acting completely retarded.

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Probably going to fly some more planes into shit from some pakis

Can anybody give me a collage of all the cope he posted?

Some italianon needs to sneak out at night in robes with candles.

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Has loads of faggots even died from this? I remember those other viruses that actually had a large body count and nobody didn't stop everything for them even though we should have.

>ONLY 2000 TESTED

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Potatoniggers too.

Someone make a third impact edit but replace all the Rei ghosties with Corona-Chan and put Tom hanks on one of the people

Wasn't gg Allin legit mentality handicapped? I mean he ate his own shit on stage.....

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good reference. after seeing this there are still people who want to import more minorities and socialize our government. jesus fucking christ

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she had to stay in Wuhan because she couldn't get the travel documents for her baby lmao

Should I stay at home and self quarantine? I'm in the South-West of England and there's only been a few cases in my area. No deaths. But at the same time I don't want to take the risk. There are lots of foreign people in my area and international students. Most of them are ignorant, selfish, and stupid, so they might just ignore the warnings and be sick and go about their usual business. I don't want to have to stay indoors because that makes my depression worse, but I just don't want to take any chances because Italy seemed fine one moment and then was fucked the next. It could be the same here for all I know. There still seems to be a lack of clear and definitive information.

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He never stood a chance

Forrest is kill

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Blessed upon she who must remain nameless
To give us our sweet release
Thank you to our satanic priestess

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Our

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God is finally striking down all the liberals

CHEN QUISHI
>CHEN QUISHI
CHEN QUISHI
>CHEN QUISHI
CHEN QUISHI
>CHEN QUISHI
CHEN QUISHI
>CHEN QUISHI

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Heroes

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It's not just about the death count, even thought that's going to rise soon.
Death by complications of HIV are not that scary, but would you like to catch it? Not for a million dollars.
This is the same situation, until we know more, let's accept this, you get it, you're done, may even live, but your life is fucked.

>quote tweets his own 10 minute old posts
What a kooky guy.

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Nice.

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twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1237944765343293440

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>>not so much as a sorry for calling you a crazy conspiracy theorist

This is the part that stings the most.

>cia glow niggers officially win
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>be me in late January
>telling family and friends that it might be the one
>no one heeds my warnings, everyone calls me a crazy conspiracy theorist
>flash forward to now, when everything that I was warning them about has come to fruition
>they now disregard MSM news and come to me for information, treating my words like gospel
I feel like a fucking prophet

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When activated by vodka and Adidas, the slav squat stimulates the immune system and totally btfo's Coronachan

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Is it really that bad on your lungs even if you're young?

Imagine for a minute if this shit is the fault of ONE technician in Wuhan

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Checked, rip

Carried by mosquitos. Very dangerous

It acts slowly, that's what makes it dangerous and spread wider.

who's the cutie on the left

Nearly had a mental breakdown because I thought I got corona thanks to motherfuckers here not taking simple hygiene recommendations from our Health Ministry. Coofing and sneezing everywhere + tight classroom and hearing the coofing of those charged, liquidful lungs from people
Seriously, a new country has to be born and include actually based, empathetic and in general caring and relatively intelligent people, and it has to be in Europe. The New World appear to have some kind of corrupting aura

Agreed posting a rare virus poster

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Thx friend. I did manage to convince them in 2016 (incase Shillary was elected and caused a Nuclear war with Russia) to stockpile about 5 years worth of dehydrated survival food for four, but the problem is it needs water for you to make and incase what they said in Hong Kong is true and the waterlines get infected, it could be bad. That and they want to stay in the suburbs because they're more afraid of looters than they are the virus, instead of going to an off the grid cabin in the North we have.

Everyone in my family was actually pretty nice and open to me telling them to be careful and prepare. They didn't, but when I told them they thanked me for the warning and said they would. Very nice family. Shame they didn't listen.

>tfw Corona ascends to Super Corona

No fagets!
Captcha taking longer for anything pro-Trump!

Buying the dip even while he's plummeting to his death, what a lad.

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>March 6th

>>they now disregard MSM news and come to me for information, treating my words like gospel
>no masks are left to buy
jokes on them!

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user... He's already dead. A bot has replaced him.

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>go to Walmart near infected area of my state to stock up
>come back
>get a cough
I-is this it? This isn't a larp. Please help.

does Charlie Lieber come to mind?

FIRST DEATH AT GREECE.66 OLD PATIENT AT RIO HOSPITAL (NEAR PATRA TOWN).ONE OF THE FIRST PATIENT IN GREECE

Wonder how many is tested in Ontario.

I offered 3 different normies a trip to costo and all 3 declined

And now they will be buying toilet paper from a chink at a subway station for $10 a roll

Chinks should be wiped off the map for this

Ironically she's better off there now if China is to be trusted...

it is, one lab tech fucked up at the level 4 infectious disease lab and that is why this unfinished chimera got loose

>going to walmart
this late in the game

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>nips act respectful to your face
>mock you behind your back
>end up dying for it
kek is a bitch

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Normie fucking instagram.
People should be spamming F for the meme

Kys Ching Chong

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lol

locked down their borders and armed cossack patrols roving chinese migrant neigborhoods

Start a new cult

>He didn't do his groceries Online.

Why in the fuck.

Lolololo
And to think we laughed

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There's a 2-14 day incubation period. Chill out and isolate yourself. Don't go out for any reason, faggot. This is real now

I wish I could give you an ounce of my families mentality.

I know right.

Holy fuck Checked

Tell your school you're having panic attacks every day and can't function, have to withdraw

You can tell how shitty a state is by the low number of infections.

is illinois where the niggers live?

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Does it matter? With those masks, they're gonna end up as ash.

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>no update
They know system will be overwhelmed and are slowing tests

I'm in

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>NBA cancelled
>Tom Hanks has the coronavirus
>all travel banned for 30 days
>1312 cases in the US
>schools are closing
>stores are running out of products
And these faggots I work with are still saying this is nothing. Remember antrax?
Remember ebola?
I hope they all catch COVID-19, and die a painful fucking death.

That's not fucking good.

>Chicongo
you bet

I was only a nothing burger to other people to put down their guard on the upcoming pandemic

I even asked them if they prepped and where they would keep it.

You could say I am making a "list" of some sort

>start freaking people out like EbolaChan
Start going around town and tripping onto people while coughing like you can barely stand and have a friend video tape the shenanigans that ensue

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yes, stay home/stay in your area and try not to invite over more than a couple people

>...T-the STONKS... 30000... never before!
>*COOOFF* *COUHHGTH*

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I can save her

At Walmart today and I see maybe one in five people actually stocking up on anything. Most people look oblivious.

I feel like I'm going to have to support so many people once it hits worse here. Feels bad anons.

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*travel banned to europe

fugg, but I need more war movies

>126,000
HOW LONG HAVE THE REPORTED CASES BEEN 30 TIMES LESS THAN THE REAL CASES
2 MONTHS?
3 MONTHS?

About 2 percent of those tested. So if we take just the population of the lower mainland 2.8million we get 56k infected.

I check Indeed for jobs several times a week. All of a sudden there is page after page of Army jobs listed in my area. I'm scared. I think it's really habbening this time.

nothing burger. global cases are actually down

I have a very good friend in the US that I warned too. He also thanked me for the warning and assured me he would be careful. 12 hours ago I received a message from him telling me about how he just got back from a great trip to Disney World with his whole family. Or Land. The one in Florida.

I was waiting for this
Surprised it's taken them so long

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Well, right now they can't give me an F and drop me, they can only give me a W grade for withdrawing.

So either I don't go the next couple of weeks and they drop me with a W, or they close school and transfer to online class.

he will have some amazing medical care in a facility that isn't inundated

Chicago is full of them.

>Tom Hanks has the coronavirus
f

holy freaking digits
>Based. We need to start doing rituals to CoronaChan and start freaking people out like EbolaChan
i think this is a good idea! but it's important to remember the most important thing - which is that it doesn't mean anything to go through the motions, if your heart isn't in it! worship isn't a bunch of candles and circles (although it might be helpful to include those), it's about giving your heart to something! "where your treasure is, there your heart lies also" - so give your treasure to corona-chan! let her in your heart! love her from your very soul!
and then, if we all give our hearts to corona-chan, if we lend her our power enough, then maybe, just maybe, a miracle will happen! maybe, she'll create the beautiful world of ash we see in our dreams, or wash away our sins, or do something impossible. but you have to believe first! with all your heart!

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greece one death 66 years old male.official on tv news now.one of the first patiemt in greece.update next thread

Thinking about it honestly. My phone blows up with calls and texts after every little news story about this

is it actually necessary to prep?
even in wuhan at the peak the shops were still open selling food and essentials.

checked
we must spread the message of our goddess far and wide
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>COVID

NASTY CHINK PLAGUE
WUFLU
CHINAVIRUS
CHINESEVIRUS
THE WUHAN FLU
WUHAN PNEUMONIA
CHINA OVERLOOKS VIRAL INFECTIOUS DISEASE
COMMUNIST PLAGUE
XINNIE THE FLU

Okay thanks fren.

You should have prepped and entered quarantine weeks ago. Get three months food and bunker down.

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I didn't see anyone stocking up at mine. Just a bunch of workers and a few boomers getting shit.

2 days ago people were snickering and openly mocking me for a shopping cart full of prep. Idiots lol.

FUCK THE JANNIES FUCK OFF JANNIE FAGGOTS YOU PISS POOR DO IT FOR FREE TRANNIES

>calling it covid
>not the Wu Flu

What did your family do?

Huh first I'm hearing h1n1 was a bioweapon

>nothing burger. global cases are actually down
Lol docs in Italy literally saying don't even bother treating elderly with an ICU bed because it is a waste of space and they are good as dead

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Harden your heart. You can't save everyone.

They're all fug but """she"" is the ugliest
Kys unless you're gay

I don't know who to hate more, traitorous white politicians or the bat eaters

Of course it works, bong. It will save your life if you don't want to risk it in a hospital.

Now spread your ass cheeks wide open so it won't spill everywhere.

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good luck warning Brazil

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Sore throat. How dead am I?

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Anyone know the cities in oregon that have it?

[spoiler]it's literally nothing

>more threads than dead Hollywood actors
>happening
*yawn*

Wuhan was the first. When the whole planet is on lockdown in two weeks, there won't be shit.

>he forgot KUNG-FLU

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get your eyes checked

its yellow fever fritz

>NBA cancelled
Serve those niggers right for selling out to the chinks.

Tom Hanks has the corona, and he's stuck in Australia with it now. Kek

People have been laughing at preppers with that TV show Doomsday Preppers for a decade and now they all look like jack asses who prepped for their death by not prepping

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Same scenario for me but best prep so far was getting Vitamin C.
I've been ignored and now we're fucked.
>It only affects old people and those with pre-existing health conditions
Meanwhile they're both over 55 , 1 with High Blood Pressure and 30 years of smoking, the other had a Heart Attack 1 year ago.
Fuck me sideways...

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Almost everyone I know
I talked my other west coast transplant friend about it since mid Jan. He was always assuring me it’s a big nothing burger
>his dad is rushed to emergency room for respiratory distress
>put on breathing treatment

We don’t talk about it now

Who cares. Misinformation is everywhere on the interwebz. Just got to double check people's facts before you discuss it.

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You're fine. Corona Chan starts with a coof.

NPC’s first world crisis? Grow the fuck up, worm

Every trip you make increases your risk of infection in a quarantine situation. STAY the fuck home.

Actually we can
But thats usually reserved for shit like zombie styled shit

yeah kinda

This is an utter fucking lie

JACKIE Yas Forums NOOOOOOO

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Cringe

Don't you guys find it weird there is no kike flags?

Is israel doing a media blackout so they can't inform people how infected their country is

What if the only cure for the Corona is to guzzle down fresh cum from a tranny?

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Cope harder fag
Have you always been into men?

>Stockholm stops testing "to protect other patients"
I don't speak cuck in the news article, does that mean they just stop testing and think it will go away ?
Are there any man left in sweden Parliament?

Dilate.

his brother slipped him a shitload of acid in a donut and he went apeshit and was never the same. He had a crazy father as well.

Literally locked down their borders early to mid January, rounded up all China fags and out tanks in their borders to dissuade would be travelers

The US news is saying sleep boosts immunity to corona virus now....... even though that might be mildly true since you won't be run down..........it's funny that they're now doing the "just go to sleep" meme

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Me too bro. Luckily no confirmed community spread yet and it's easier to quarantine an island but I'm not hopeful about the will to do so or the supply situation.

they emp'd the entire country
only military has working electronics
also, hubei is now known as hubei crater

That feel when I also had a sore throat. Of fucking course a Cold would start making rounds right when this shit was kicking off.

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