/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1927

I'm making a run to mcdonalds what do you guys want?

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Why does her tail look like a wiggling, hairy penis?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY NIGGER HOOP

based

Trump should ban ALL foreign travel why the fuck is the UK, South America and Asia still allowed to travel here?

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He kinda was, tho...

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Based Boomer Bill

"In the year of our Lord..."

are legal documents always ended like this?

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Is this mask any good for the coronavirus? What filters should I use?

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Digits and Kim nukes a country this week

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threadly reminder that AIPAC & CPAC is North America's Shincheonji and the epicenter is New Rochelle.

> D.C.in 2021 btw
youtube.com/watch?v=ktNvh63KkQQ

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Coroooooona

N O T H I N G B U R G E R

sausage biscuit

You apparently got penis on the brain. You've got the ol' dickbrain.

I want you to come back alive fren ;_;

You realise this isn't Yas Forums right?
And Gary is a /cvg/ fixture?

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Can someone post the map that shows the track of the spread from the epicenter of the outbreak in Wuhan?
>Can someone post the map that shows the track of the spread from the epicenter of the outbreak in Wuhan?
Can someone post the map that shows the track of the spread from the epicenter of the outbreak in Wuhan?
>Can someone post the map that shows the track of the spread from the epicenter of the outbreak in Wuhan?

I know one of you fags has it.

NOTHING

North Dakota here. 30 minutes ago, they announced first infected here. It has to be in every state by this point even if a few haven't found the infected.

>I...I'm safe from corona, right?

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This

And nothing of value was lost

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Digits and pope dies

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For Corona-Chan not to visit you on your way there or back.

tbf I agree with you.

cause of death: apathy

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2 buns with nothing inbetween please

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>biscuit
>not mcmuffin

Not going to make it.

weed nigga

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Remember we're still learning Latin bros. It's the next step in our evolution beyond newfags and beyond shills.

2 cheeseburgers and a chocolate shake, please.

this is happening too fast, where will we be in may?
fucking insane

I wanna try that double Mac

reroll

desperate scrabblings to save muh economy

fuck you reposting, china is the superior country! look at that infection rate!

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Does anyone feel the energy in the air tonight? Its really happening. Civilization is coming to the end

You realize you're cancer, right?

Didn't they announce the niggerballer was going to the hospital to get tested just this morning? Does he have recent international travel to a hotspot? How come this guy is allowed to get tested and is confirmed within hours while us plebeians have to wait until we're bad enough to get hospitalized and then wait a further day or more for results?

Coronachan only spreads through swallowing semen.

So does this travel ban to the states include Ireland?

WHITE HOUSE SAYS PRESIDENT TRUMP'S UPCOMING TRAVEL PLANS HAVE BEEN CANCELED

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Trump tonight.

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STOP POSTING THIS NOTHINGBURGER FAGGOT !!!

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We're so fucked up, even the sky is telling us the same shit

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WE
WUZ
IMMUNE
SHEEEEEEIT

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That would be awesome.

remember frens, whilst toilet paper might run out, regular paper won't, you can wipe your butt with it no problem!

Some chicken with fries, my children wants a Happy meal

N95/P95/P100

do you even sleep hans

OFFICIAL /cvg/ ANIME GUIDE

Anime girls can't get the virus edition.

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Ouh, baby :) Im comiiiing! Are u ready? I have a video of my first trip! JIAAAH. It was so fun. They did put everything for order by force. Best hospitality and u know what? Italy is my new favourite :)

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Agreed

what would Bernie have done?

I will roll for pope demise

>And Gary is a /cvg/ fixture?
Kill yourself newfag.

A mate just told me I can stay with him on his farm until this thing blows over. Should I take him up on the offer? Trouble is I have to make multiple public transport trips to get there

>Civilization is coming to the end
Incorrect

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Denmark is going crazy right now. Prime minister held a serious speech about basically shutting down the country of non essentials. Public schools suspended.
People are rushing the supermarkets.

dead

OH the video

youtube.com/watch?v=CYr9N8u2nLk

What is "regular paper"? Tissues? You definitely couldn't wipe your ass with printer paper or writing paper.

PPT is a bunch of buzz kills right now, not letting the market land where it wants to.

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Hope NYC falls.

youtu.be/z7hJ4VzA0Yk?t=46

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do it, but stay in a barn or something for a month after you get there.

stfu shill bitch. the dems would be busy sucking china's dick.

just wipe your ass on the local chinese restraunts curtains and table cloths

Yep.

No idea, but the whole AD/BC thing does come from the christian calendar so it's whatever.

The human thumb is all the toilet paper you need (as long as you have running water)

You can user, I just tested it.

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>they don't have a designated bum towel.

i am a smelly NEET with a very irregular sleep schedule, what keeps you awake at night polandbro?

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He's got it hasn't he.

If you want suck him off sure otherwise no that's gay

What is the end game here? How many more months until this settles down?

Honestly though give me a 12 pack of TP and I can last for 6 months wtf is wrong with people

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Set me up with chips pop and a bar

Double cheese with Big Mac sauce and a filet of fish.

digits and the queen dies this week

And kitchen roll. I never got the toilet paper low meme.

Can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a quarter pounder with cheese and bacon and a medium fry and a chocy milk

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Can't you just wash with soap? Sure it might feel gross touching your shit, but you'll feel very clean after that.

Honest opinion here, we as a website and a board namely /n/,/new/ and Yas Forums has lived through:

-H1N1chan
-Ebolachan
-SARSchan

Those 3 doesn't seem to be 'that' bad compared to this thing. I am I wrong to assume this is truly the happening of our generation?

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based

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PRESIDENT TRUMP'S UPCOMING TRAVEL PLANS HAVE BEEN CANCELED
> PRESIDENT TRUMP'S UPCOMING TRAVEL PLANS HAVE BEEN CANCELED
PRESIDENT TRUMP'S UPCOMING TRAVEL PLANS HAVE BEEN CANCELED
> PRESIDENT TRUMP'S UPCOMING TRAVEL PLANS HAVE BEEN CANCELED
PRESIDENT TRUMP'S UPCOMING TRAVEL PLANS HAVE BEEN CANCELED
> PRESIDENT TRUMP'S UPCOMING TRAVEL PLANS HAVE BEEN CANCELED

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it hasn't even begun.

more cases in Mexico, number is now at 11. Now Trumps travel ban is sending Europeans to Cancun airport.

it's fucking over

The animated .gif of the wikipedo map?
I don't have it.
If it's not that one then be more specific faggot.

Not really, just made a Chad speech to the public

God I hate Trump more than I hate Jews reyejauzgneiz eiqmqks

Ever tried? It's possible.

I won't even test it until I'm out of toilet paper, paper towel and all that kind of thing. Probably painful.

Bidet everyday in every way I say

Redpill me on Vitamin C. Does it actually boost immunity or is it a meme?
I've heard mixed things.

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Remember that you dont need toilet paper. Hot water on asshole in showern soap finger and finger ass and scrub. Super easy.

FULL TRAVEL BAN FROM ALL COUNTRIES!
FULL BAN ON ALL FOREIGN CARGO
FULL ALL OUT WAR ON FRANCE

rawl

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They all look weak-ass. The she-nigger isn't even violent.

Gimmie shelter, babee!

Tom Hanks looks like death warmed over.

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bye pedo

hey can i get a chicken sandwich? the breaded and fried one? and a medium coke and fries desu
thanks bro

>NEETS inherit the earth
>NEET uprising
>NEETS survive

NEETS WILL DIES WHEN MOMMY COMES BACK INFECTED WITH YOUR TENDIES

Hivemind in effect

HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT BACK FROM THE GROCERY STORE AND THE ENTIRE FROZEN CHICKEN TENDER AISLE WAS CLEANED OUT

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yea, it's fine. you can even eat your own poop, since its just your own gut bacteria. pretty grainy tho (or so i hear)

Post lewd coronas
I need to build my collection

Yeah. 9/11 was the appetizer. But this is going to be one of the biggest moments in history

Thanks to the faggots spamming him i'm quite looking forward to see his boomer brain attempt to rationalize how retarded he is

What's a beans recipe that does not require you to go outside and buy fresh ingredients every week?

insomnia

Who's been here since day 1?

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I used to seethe when I would see this pic, now I just think it’s fucking based.

you obviously dont live with a woman.....

E3 cancelled.

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fucking do it.
australia may declare martial law (or the country becomes even more draconian) before april

Where's Xi?

canned hotdogs, rice and whatever fucking beans you have

Ingesting more vitamin C won't make your immune system stronger but lack of vit C will weaken it

i feel like its a 50/50 chance of being helpful advice or a larp to get you to shit yourself

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beans

Good. These niggers get paid way too much

>Mujin Wakusei Survive
i love this one but never managed to watch the whole thing, i always run out of steam around episode 36

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UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE

cuba has been hit venezula is about to be hit becasue 4 hrs ago guyana was just hit & venezulans are currently going & coming with noone to stop them caause Venezuela is shitting them self & Guyana army is stoping election protest

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Read up user
orthomolecular.org/resources/omns/
All the articles here link back to peer reviewed research.
Its not magic but its good for your immune system and an antioxidant. It should improve your chances of survival and is basically harmless so why not use it.
I am using 12/g a day at the moment ascorbate and have liposomal for emergencies.

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I need to buy an IWB holster and sling then.

Probably can help you, but, there's no evidence that it will make any difference.

Only some Chinks reports, for now idk if anyone in the medical centers are actually doing this.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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That faggot is peak boomer.
>it's just a flu kids
>okay its not a flu but the mortality rate is low
>okay the mortality rate isn't low but the economy will be fine
He's like a bluepilled Molyneux.

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All NBA teams played each other this past 2 weeks. This will be good for happenings.

Fucked up thing is he actually did do some things

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So if the travel ban is only mainline Europe, does that mean my boomer dad is still going to be travelling to the states next week?

How do I get apocalypse gf

THESE FUCKS HAVE TIO SWIM 7 MILES TO REACH US & THEY ARE STILL COMING DAILY

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Remember to do your bit if you catch Chinese-Coronakun.
#1: Exchange your real money for "New Shekels" in a FOREX local currency exchange place.
#2: Coof all over the New Sheles for a few hours.
#3: Go to Heeb areas/Heeb conversion shops and convert the cash back to local currency.
#4: With spare shekels, for bonus points, drop them at airports next to Israeli flights, with Coof all over the notes. Theres no chance they will leave shekels on the floor.

reroll to eliminate pedophile kikes

WHY ARE YOU BUYING PERISHABLES?

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This weekend I need to make a 14hr drive somewhere and then back. is it necessary to wear a mask each stop in a gas station?

Yas Forums itself may not exist anymore in May.

add sausage, onion, garlic, etc.

And how does one truly define "vitamin C" in today's ever shifting nutty "nutrition science" bologny?

Don't remember a time before id's and captcha do you?
Let alone country flags

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You should have bought a freezer and filled it up.
Too late for you now.
RIP in pepperoni.

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For me, it's the McChicken

You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

rolling

me too Leaf, your fellow comrades were shitting CVG up the first 1500 threads. You cool though.

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power isn't gonna go out immediately, he has plenty of time to eat them.

This. They go through a literal half a roll per session.

Schengen zone

Reporting in

What?

Trips decide which head of state dies first
My choice is AMLO of course

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ROLL ROLL ROLL

woops.
*achoo*

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Do they even test?

Hey, anons

Can we just play video games like we used to?

Your friend

user

Rice & Beans, with fried SPAM chunked in.

thanks gary, very cool.

i've been here since like 25th January, i knew this was going to happen due to total garbage handling of this situation by western countries......

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NOT THE FUCKING TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What happened to Trumpers being redpilled? I was playing ball with some friends when they started talking about Corona. They all started saying it's a hoax to make trump look bad and lose the election. it's the liberal media etc.

When I started saying why would china tank their entire economy and lose a quarter of GDP just to take trump down? And South Korea and and Iran? And why is Italy getting rekt?

One guy just got mad at me and stopped talking about it. The other one just said go read the statistics, it's a hoax. It's just the flu effecting old people.

What the fuck happened?

Yes. Wear a mask.

>employer allows me to work from home
YES

BASED TRINI, STOCK UP ON DOUBLES

Medium coke and a big mac

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Checking in

digits and u.s. crumbles this weekend

get em out of here

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roll

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=t6redCbvV9I

Yas. Let us play Plague Inc.

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Shin Sekai Yori is a gay ass anime. It's also degenerate in ways that requires exterminatus.

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ascorbic acid, dumbass.

Rerolling

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Guess the old fuckers still going then.

Everyone needs to take a moment to realize that the next 6 months have a high likelihood of containing the largest happenings of your life. Enjoy this great happening, as I fear that after this is over no other happening will be able to break the happening tolerance built up by corona. No other happening will give you the same thrill that coronavirus gives you. The rest of your life after this virus will be dull and looking back on the fun days of /cvg/

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Not if you stay away from people.
Can't you pay by CC at the pump?
Also, fuel pump handles are notoriously filthy, wear gloves.

What is his endgame, Anons?

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Man of culture

Horseshoe theory

>Obese and 29 with possible HBP
>Reading what happens in Italy

My day of reckoning is finally here bros. The sum of being a fat fuck is coming home to roost now and not in my 50s when i wanted/expected it.

I haven't been sicker than a mild cold in like 5 years so lets up my immune syster is stronger than it should be

No.

Is China getting healed now? I think they all good

What happening level will we be on if Corona-chan gets to Dr. Ron Paul?

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man 300 post is too low for auto saging but stickies are aids.

We will trade with hand sanitizer in 2 months

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all of them

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thanks anons
I'll have a read, thanks.
>ascorbate and have liposomal
what's the difference between those?

Day 1 was in December. Unless you were a psychic and/or in league with the CCP you weren't here in Day 1.

He is not a believer in gods teachings

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The best one of course

hiveminded sheeple

>LITERALLY EVERYONE HAZ THE SNIFFELZ OH NO!!!!

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>Psycho-Pass
>Coppelion
>Sidonia
>Jin-Roh
Truly based

those are trumpbots, they are almost as bad as berniebros but slightly less retarded.
T. trump voter who will vote for him again but still thinks he really fucked the dog on this virus response.

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I feel it
>likely because school is cancelled, but I feel it

Makes me feel like hearing "Ode to Joy" on repeat

Hand sanitizer based fiat??

Based bio warfare Holocaust

better start fasting buddy

I started prepping since december due to the incoming argensimian hyper collapse. Finally living in this shithole served some purpose

Stocked up to survive 3 months
>gel alcohol
>canned food (tuna, salads, some meat, etc)
>first aid stuff
>TONS of water
>dehidrated fruit
>TONS of pasta
>I own guns
I'm ready

Entropy.

Just like the prophecy once foretold.

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Reminder: Looters / criminals pose as red cross workers.
Do not attack first responders and health care workers. But be vigilant.
>>[...] not to let anyone in if you have not requested beforehand the dispatch of ATS (Alto Trevigiano Servizi) personnel for exams [...]

ansa.it/english/news/general_news/2020/02/24/coronavirus-beware-of-looters_204703a9-07b2-4e2a-b476-4edc1cb21607.html

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>implying one survives Corona-chan
but your point is well taken. This is the happening of happenings

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I wish I could do that, but no work would get done....

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They've gone full retard ever since Trump bombed Syria

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Fuck, i'm so fucking on edge on these last couple of days. I also have a history of panic attacks, so it could be either.
God, i need to take some break from 4chin.
Thanks for the help though, i knew i could count on you all.

Reminder to buy some Tunnocks tea cakes or caramel wafers.

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Legit have to get tested in a medical centres carpark in my car tonight

Guess doing a close contact sport with a bunch of Chinese people could have fucked me

What should I do over the weekend while I am locked down in my fucking house

I want corona-chan to sit on my face

the fire rises

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Who has got their MIRA mask in and when did you order it?

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CAT 5 by Monday

Penguin king, Fuck him and fuck Antartica.

Yes and those filters are gtg. They'll last forever against corona. Practice good hygiene when removing.

Why the fuck does this communigger faggot always have the best Corona Chan art?

THE MUTTS WILL BE HIT EVEN HARDER THAN ITALY DUE TO MOST OF BURGERLAND HAVING OBESITY AS AN UNDERLYING HEALTH ISSUE !!!

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I keep telling my friends, family and co-workers that this is going to change the world as we know it. They think I'm crazy. This is going to be the beginning of a crazy chain of events. strap in

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>0 muscle definition
holding it up must be a struggle

damn bro
you made me remember how it felt before 8ch was nuked by CloudFlare

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Rolling

True conservatives are preppers.

D'You work in a trade or something physically demanding?

Rollie for Baroness of Meth Warlord.

I fucked an African squirter!!!

Was this before or after Corona?

i coofed in mine and sent it back weeks ago

Agreed, I wish you luck in the happenings to come

Damn

just eat them raw. Thats what men do

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Gloves for touching the pumps

>perishables
>frozen

I kind of do desu. Usually eat a snack at 8pm and don't grab anything other than water till 1-2pm

If I wasn't having a consistent panic attack over this shit maybe my BP is near normal

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Yes you can. You can even ball it up then flatten it to make it crinkly.

>liposomal (LY-poh-SOH-mul) A drug preparation that contains the active drug inside very tiny, fat-like particles. This form is easier for the body to absorb and allows more drug to get to the target area of the body, such as a tumor.
Basically all the Vitamin C that you take in this form is absorbed by the body. So 1000mg oral liposomal Vitamin C ~ 1000mg IV Vitamin C. Well not exact but fucking close.
If you are really sick its way better then just oral ascorbate

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Let's do this

Rollie poli

Kikes going into damage control I see

If you can do it without jeopardizing your job, no reason not to.

Just mask and glove up before you hop on those public transports.

I'll try that new double Big Mac please

>What should I do over the weekend
Take the sounding pill, fellow ausfag. You'll never look back

Yorkshire Gold is the most superior tea. God save The Queen, and so forth.

>Wake up from sore throat 2 days ago
>Remember I'm taking new nasal spray to keep my nose from closing down completely.
>Read instruction
>Specifically says to keep head straight up and that it will irritate your throat otherwise.
>No longer sore throat.

I thought I was a goner anons.

Chiggidy checked

Hoping so much

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It's the only thing we can do now.
Enjoy it while we can.
When Heebs give you lemons, give them their plague.

It's in Michigan now as well

ROLLING

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>implying chinks will stop eating bats after this
There will be a new coronavirus every 10 years

First rule of prepping is to never tell you're prepping. Also for some reason the multivitamin I swallowed is giving me heatburn.

with that many attachments more than likely, that thing has to weigh like 15 lbs...

Is there even a mild form of this disease or will you inevitably end up in a hospital

Day like 10 or something. Idk

I've literally never heard of those in my life. Where do you even buy them? Are they at Woolies or Coles? I'm only considering it because of your cute anime marketing.

is this real? wtf

This is outdated, Indiana for sure has cases already

>burger education
ahahahahahaha

It's sick it's piss.

Nah, he'll survive.

Every single time any of you posts pic related, 10 innocent kittens are eaten alive by a chink family.
Do i really have to teach you geography?
Do i have to teach you how Milan and Florence are 300kms apart from each other?
Stop posting this fucking fake news shit.
Like holy fucking shit, a bunch of inbred liberals started hugging ITALIAN CITIZENS OF CHINESE DESCENT in FLORENCE to virtue signal their retardation, and 300kms from there a mOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE ITALIAN FAGGOT CUNT DECIDED TO NOT GET SCREENED AT ALL AFTER RETURNING FROM WUHAN ITSELF
HE WAS THE CAUSE OF THIS SHIT
HE IS THE ONE MASSIVE BASTARD THAT NUKED MY COUNTRY, NOT THE FUCKING BOOMER CHINKS THAT HAVE BEEN LIVING HERE FOR DECADES
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM ABSOLUTELY FUCKING LIVID

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i'm basking in every minute of it user. i was born for this.

>living an "artists community" with 80 people in close proximity in california
>woman i love is in texas rn

i should just drive back to texas tomorrow, right? i should just go.

Probably most important is that it doesn't give you the shits no matter how much you take.

lel

Me. I also drawfagged some of the first Corona-chan designs. Now me and my spouse are fucking quarantined lmao

i dunno man i think after tanking the chinese economy, nearly ending civilization as we know it, and killing thousands of people i would maybe reconsider it

Shut up memeflag.

like 90 percent of the cases are mild

look at the position of her pinky, im amazed she can keep straight face

Thank you user, it helps a lot!

The british section in coles or woolies.
I would recommend the caramel wafers personally.

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yeah, i'm a mechanic because I cant stand talking to people...

insomnia bros but fuck me does it ruin my motivation

Trumpers were never red pilled. They were just useful idiots for a test run.

Is that according to actual statistics or fake statistics?

This is why you snort Flintstones Chewables, user.

Freshly baked bread:

Freshly baked bread:

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Literally just cook them with some salt.

Where's the farm user? 2429 reporting in.

rolling

Does it say to take it with a glass of water or food? Those aren't suggestions.

Mandatory 14 day quarantine for anyone entering. China announced this today. Quarantine all infected, separate from population, with "recovered" separate from actively infected until we know for sure it doesn't get in nervous system (and it looks like it does). aggressive monitoring, and testing of contacts of infected. Disease will be totally under control in 2 months, and eliminated from general population. Quarantine less than 5,000 now, and you don't have to lock down cities of millions later. Your economy doesn't get wrecked, your health system doesn't get overwhelmed. This is how incurable infectious diseases like leprosy were brought under control in the past. IT WORKS, no one can claim it doesn't. It is a proven method. Demand enforced quarantines now. Take very good care of quarantined, and their families. make them comfortable, and worry free.

Do you want to pay a little now, or a huge amount in a few weeks ?

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Happy meal with two toys plss

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Play Virus Antidote, It took me like 2 hours, but I cured the virus, only 300 something million died worldwide, Ill try to get those numbers down

Yes most don't need hospital.

He's not wrong. Why would you out yourself as a target, let alone post pictures?

guys how do we get trump bux?
ive coofed for 3 weeks now

yeh and i have to wageslave from the morning to evening despite, its been pure fucking joy

Here here!
Here's the one from yesterday.

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haha same.

re roll

This is my biggest fear, all this is part of some evil bastard's plan and we're all going to get our shit kicked in while they profit.

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>Looters / criminals pose as red cross workers.
This is some war crime level shit.

Symphogearposter, do you like the wild and bitter old Chris or the tame and sweet nu-Chris?

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Thanks user I just decided to play that and pour another drink. It is most divine

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80% are mild and won't need a doctor

If they did, hospitals would have shut months ago.

Oh I see. So ascorbate is just the regular powdered/tablet stuff and liposomal is more of a liquid?

actually it's 80% but he's not very off
you can check the sources, cba to spoonfeed

Haley looks nice.

I make patties with them like tuna rissoles:
mash cooked beans with salt and spices, some finely minced vegetable if you have any, and add flour until it forms balls in your hands. then fry them in oil

Dude NO YOU CANT

Please be AMLO

blackout gonna get ya, faggot

1st case confirmed in St.Louis MO
usnews.com/news/best-states/missouri/articles/2020-03-07/woman-home-from-italy-is-1st-missouri-coronavirus-case

The caramels are nostalgic but the tea cakes have this air of refinement.

I think he wanted his ring kissed, not his hand shook like an equal.
Pope tweets after "I was literally shaking."

hehe you made me laugh in this time of strife.

>liposomal
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liposome

Better happen.

I want to tame the while Chris and make her dere for me

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ah yes

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no shit. I used a map from a few days ago for memories
pic related is still not up to date but more accurate

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Wow that's racist!

it's pottery pasta bro.

we have reached the point where normalfags truly believe you cannot have mixed views on anything. the elites have managed to polarize everyone to such an insane degree, that they think you can only be in 1 of 2 camps, and if someone criticizes a prominent figure of your camp, its a personal attack against you and your entire beliefs.
this leads to people just straight up denying reality, because they have dug themselves in so deep, they cannot back down now.
maybe im overthinking it and they're just completely retaded niggers though.

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goddamn those Mayoiga threads were top tier

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following in telegram

boy am i glad we're finally done with this :))

Can confirm

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>>Looters / criminals pose as red cross workers
Is actually basically a normal event for an old person to experience. My grandma has had all kinds of shady people show up at her door, pretending to be deaf, blind, mutes, vacuum cleaner salesmen, glowniggers, you name it. Shit's more common than you think.

Kill him. Now is the time.

I'm actually thinking about keeping a diary for the first time in my life.

I am just replying to let you all know, propylene glycol is a fucking disenfectant.

Vaping kills corona in your lungs. PG is tested and effective disinfectant and it makes up 50-60% of nicotine e-juice.

Nicotine is also the big dog of nootropics.

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January 1st fag here. I told my boomer parents to stock up on masks and non-perishables. They laughed it off and now three months later they're making panic runs to walmart lel.

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Yeah ascorbate is just another name for ascorbic acid. Which is what I take in pill form 2g at a time for regular use

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Based and thermodynamically-pilled

For me it's Kirika

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Would wearing linen gloves at my job help in any way? How long can Corona survive out of a body?

are black people dying from this ?

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For real, what is a sounding pill?
FML

Depends, is this a stifled cough?
youtu.be/qyVX-pu-ZDk?t=34

That shit happened in Prato.
Prato has no cases.
You're all retards.
Every single one of you.

>Vaping kills corona in your lungs.

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nah its always been this way, its teh energy conservation rule aka laziness
think less = less energy used = happy

How is everyone doing mentally? What's the reaction of your friends / family?

>Been reading these threads daily since January this is now my life.
>gf been thinking I'm crazy when I was prepping.
>Thanks to you guys we prepped back in January, even got masks super cheap...
>Thank fuck cause shops around here in Britbongland are getting really bad. Masks / hand sanitiser / toilet roll is impossible to get now.
>gf is like wow user you were right.
>Now the reality is actually sinking in after what she said and seeing her beginning to panic.
>This is actually happening.
>I'm stressed as fuck, waking up at night with fucked up panic nightmares past 2 nights.
>Still going to work everyday thinking I should just quit or make some bullshit up to not have to go in.
>My parents in their late 60s living in city ignoring what I've been saying for months, still using public transport, going to parties, even went on holiday to Spain for a week.
>No convincing them, they've lost.
>I thought this ride was gonna be fun anons.

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F

Mexican user with OG webms reporting in

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>people

I'm going to lose it. I stayed inside for four days straight. What the fuck am I supposed to do?