>tell parents over a month ago they should buy TP and essentials before it disappears >chat them as cases start to grow in their state >mom laughs at me and says I'm a doomer conspiracy theorist every time >anytime I send her news she would reply saying "just a flu, son" >says she'll just use a bleach rag if it come to a TP shortage >this continues until yesterday >today she calls me shocked that all the TP is gone
Why are people like this? Even after the whole situation she was still dismissive.
toilet paper is not essential you faggot, people wiped asses with leaves for eons. "wipe it with a leaf and wash it in the creek", think I'm gonna write a song about it..
wife did the same thing as early as last Sunday >be at supermarket >see big 2lt bottles of Hand Sanitizer >"Babe, lets buy all of them just in case" >(((Nope))) >this morning she sees news that 2 patients test positive in country and she makes me rush to supermarket >and of course they are all gone >she gets upset that I didnt fight her to buy any
Unbeknownst to her I actually went back Sunday and bought 10 bottles, I just wont tell her because she will try to give it to all her friends. I also bought 20 packs of TP (32 rolls in each pack) just in case, as well as plenty of noodles and bullion cubes.
Liam Taylor
>boomers who lived their entire life in decadence and abundance don’t like to think about the possibility that the future might not be 100% comfy cozy
It’s a boomer thing. I am a zoomer and I still live with my parents and I had to do all the shopping myself. Now they’re finally freaking out for the first time since I started talking to them over dinner and told them that I forgive their eye rolls they gave me when I bought wet wipes and hand sanitizer and medicine. But only if they start taking this seriously.
Just a boomer thing. They can’t stand the thought of everything not being handed to them on a silver platter. They’re clinically addicted to being comfortable, having all their needs met.
Gabriel Watson
Jeez she sounds just as stupid as my gf. I get mad cuz she doesn’t even realize how stupid she is. But she’s smart. I think it’s just that she’s like, completely allergic to negative feelings. The conception that things might not actually be peachy, on a geopolitical or social scale, breaks their brains. That’s why they’re so averse to real conflict.
Isaac Thomas
Nobody has ever told them no. Their pussy isn’t going to save them this time.
Nathan Morris
It's also genetic. Sorry OP
Ayden Kelly
literally me
Adam Jones
People had parasites in their buttholes for eons too.
Joshua Parker
>That’s why they’re so averse to re Problem with women is that they are reactive, not proactive.
I told her over and over again that hand sanitizer, as well as Vitamin C and N95 masks were in short supply in the US and it would happen here and she didnt believe me..
It wasnt until she saw it on the news and her FB and she reacted, as all women do, and tried to catch up.
I bought all that shit months ago, I just wont tell her.
Id rather have a shit tonne of stuff I dont need rather than be drowning in my own vomit because I dont have a nebulizer...
On a side note I bet her that her thot and roastie friends will be out offering to blow anyone with a good stockpile when SHTF.
Asher Wright
My girl is smart but she still won’t stop going to her Zumba dance class at the gym. It’s only like 20 people but I try to tell her she can just jog for a week or two for cardio. She’ll be the reason I get it if I do
Connor Clark
>she gets upset that I didnt fight her to buy any God I hope civilization crumbles so we can start giving women black eyes for saying stupid shit. If you had fought her and it turned out to be nothing, she would use that against you too.
Owen White
I have the opposite problem. My girlfriend is redpilled beyond belief and is totally ready for the happening. Conversely, she’s a absolutely unrelenting bitch
Pro tip shave your ass it will be much easier to clean, it's like cleaning shit out of carpet vs a hardwood floor.
Jordan Flores
My colleagues are only starting to get worried because sports events are getting canceled. Italy under lockdown, no big deal, but not being able to watch groids run around, big deal.
Colton Phillips
>Unbeknownst to her I actually went back Sunday and bought 10 bottles, I just wont tell her because she will try to give it to all her friends Based, that's how you avoid post-apocalyptic raiders in your compound.
Levi Hughes
I bought 5 years worth of TP I am ready.
Levi Scott
What is with White people and TP? Don't you know the existence of the bidet
Easton Hernandez
just wash your asshole and wash your hands you uncreative fuck.
yes, buy all that stuff so I can loot it off your dead bodies.
Christopher Barnes
i know right?
>Pro tip shave your ass it will be much easier to clean, it's like cleaning shit out of carpet vs a hardwood floor. that's kinda gay, my bottom beard just needs a rinse is all.
Isaiah Smith
your parents are smart...you are right fukken next to a shower bath tub and sink...fuck tp and fuck you for making these kikes threads...fukken kikes and their trickery to have you spend shekels
Kayden Smith
This attitude is the only reason everything's gone Com--I mean rationing has to be implemented to protect your from yourself. Really though, that's what communism is about. Because people can't stop fucking themselves over so somebody has to step in and seize the means because you wouldn't share
Dominic Williams
What's your point? Something like 80% of all humans are infected with pinworms. Like right this second. If your asshole has ever itched for no reason then you have pinworms too.
Aiden Baker
it's a norm here, every house has one. can't imagine just wiping but with tp without washing afterwards, i'd feel like i've literally shat myself. One time the American i worked with said only rich people in USA have them installed in their houses and that he has never seen one irl. and he wasn't a hillbilly, in fact he lived in one of the major cities in USA.
Colton Anderson
It never works, of course, because the government are people too. Humanity is built for inevitable failure and destruction.
Jaxon Brown
>everyone Not people who stay clean protected and home
Julian Robinson
If grooming yourself is gay then I'm a giant faggot for not wanting ass hair that entraps shit.
Jeremiah Green
Just buy a liberal newspaper and wipe your ass with it.
Evan Johnson
NOOOO NOT THE HECKING TOILET PAPERINO!!! NOT THE FLIPPING TWO-PLY
Sebastian Torres
hah you made taking a shit gayer by adding the word trap
Justin Morgan
based bolivariano hermano also
>my father are even today saying "it's all fake like H1N1" my family will perish, we are doomed
Leo Rogers
TP here! I'm the official Total preparedness mascot! How many rolls do you have anons? for me its over 100!
that sounds like my husband a little. He has never grown out of the "nothing bad will happen to me" phase that teenage boys go through. He is in his late 30s and thinks nothing bad will ever happen to him or us and has been fighting me over prepping for two months. Just tonight he got mad b/c I told him we aren't going to a birthday party later in the month. We have a 2 year old baby. We have covid in our county, in the county he works in, in the county the party is in, we aren't fucking going.
Luke Richardson
I literally just bought a TP an hour ago, it was on sale.
>Why are people like this? Even after the whole situation she was still dismissive. denial, its easier to dismiss because it giving it credibility is terrifying
Samuel Wilson
Only reason its gone is because incel doomers like you are waiting in line to buy it by the pallet. We live in a society you fucking idiot. The only thing not functioning normally is your honey mustard soaked brain.
Bentley Hill
store your liquids below your paper; store your chemicals below your food.
Samuel Collins
Good advice my friend
Lincoln Moore
It gets scratchy and poky when it starts growing back in tho
Aaron Martin
Itchy assholes are usually caused by being dirty assholes. Pinworms are not a western problem.
Levi Wood
She’s a woman.
Grayson Mitchell
>"Babe, lets buy all of them just in case" >asking a woman for permission Cuck
Jaxon Robinson
>today she calls me shocked that all the TP is gone
Wait until she finds out the world economy has been reordered to run off of TP-backed currency.
It's strange to see these roles inverted. But I guess someone has to care for the family. On a more personal note, I've started prepping over a month ago, and I'm glad that I got my mom on boat pretty quick, her natural hate for the Chinese helped a bit too. She downplayed it sometimes, but I got her as far as to distrust the mainstream media over portraying it as "just the flu". Had a great moment yesterday when she calculated the death rate of Italy herself, then noticed that it's far higher than what we're always told about it.
Parker Powell
>every time I know it bro. I get scoffed at for breaking news they're not ready to hear. I was trying to alert them to corona a month ago and basically got laughed at
Caleb Cooper
trade her in during the rough times for a newer model or a bag of rice
Zachary Peterson
>go to the store today to get basic groceries for the rest of the week >two packages of toilet paper left >get one leave the other >most cleaning products sold out >rice, noodles and canned soup sold out >bottled water sold out >baby wipes sold out >people around me coughing >wife on the phone bitching about people being stupid for freaking out and she can’t understand the problem >cashier has barely contained panic in voice as she makes a joke about me being lucky I got TP >everyone has looks on their faces like they are barely holding it together >get stared down by everyone in the parking lot as I take the last of the TP from the store >feel like I’m about to get jumped >notice group of people approaching me as I load last of bags into my truck and drive away
Yas Forums how long before a complete chimp out?
Nathan Anderson
Funny, since it's 99% boomers hoarding all the TP.
Carter Green
holy shit now this is a based husband. this is what married man is supposed to do. perfectly played user.
Zachary Martin
and then everyone clapped
Brody Wright
If you all survive Chinese Bat Death, you can bet they'll start listening to you next time
Back in 1986, I started warning family and friends that the NSA was recording all of the telephone calls in the US. My family and friends laughed it off and thought I was paranoid. Then, when they found out I was right all along, they suddenly decided that maybe I wasn't so crazy after all.
