/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1926

► Detected: 126,273 ► Died: 4,633

>NEWS
WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
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Virus can live in the air for several hours
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NY cancels St. Patrick parade first time in 258 years
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Stockholm stops testing "to protect other patients"
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Trump bans travel and cargo transfer between US and Europe for 30 days
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>RESEARCH
Virus invades nervous systems
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Two major strains, newer is more aggressive
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Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
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nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
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Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
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>REMINDER
15 million to die, $2.4 trillion recession
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WHO: Detailed information provided in only 38% of cases
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Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
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Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
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China faces shortage of testing kits
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>LATEST CASES
01:10: 114 new cases and 6 new deaths in South Korea.
00:33: First case in Mississippi. Patient recently traveled to Florida.
00:31: China’s National Health Commission reports 7 new cases and 1 new death across the mainland, excluding Hubei province. The death occurred in Shaanxi province.
00:31: 8 new cases and 10 new deaths in Hubei province, China.
23:25: First case in French Polynesia. The patient is Maina Sage, a member of the French National Assembly.
22:54: 1 new case in Kittitas County, Washington state, United States.
22:50: 1 new case in Iowa, United States.

>MORE (LINKS, NEWS, RESEARCH, VIDEOS, GUIDES)
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First for BLACKED

>Prof. Shi is the director of the Center for Emerging Infectious Diseases of the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

China calls her "mother of the devil" and accuses her team of creating the virus. Her lab is 20 miles away from where the Wuhan outbreak began. SAY SOMETHING NICE TO CORONA-CHAN'S MOM.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,790 (3,158) ► International 45,029 (1,449): Italy 12,462 (827) Iran 9,000 (354) S. Korea 7,869 (66) France 2,282 (48) Spain 2,277 (55) Germany 1,908 (3) USA 1,301 (38) D. Princess 696 (7) Switzerland 652 (4) Japan 639 (15) Netherlands 503 (5) Sweden 500 (1) UK 456 (8) Belgium 314 (3) Australia 127 (3) H. Kong 126 (3) Canada 104 (1) Iraq 71 (7) S. Marino 62 (2) Lebanon 61 (2) Egypt 60 (1) Thailand 59 (1) Philippines 49 (1) Taiwan 48 (1) Ireland 43 (1) Indonesia 34 (1) Argentina 19 (1) Albania 15 (1) Panama 8 (1) Bulgaria 7 (1) Morocco 6 (1) Norway 629 Denmark 514 Qatar 262 Austria 246 Bahrain 195 Singapore 178 Malaysia 149 Greece 99 Israel 97 Czechia 94 Iceland 85 UAE 74 Kuwait 72 Brazil 68 India 62 Finland 59 Portugal 59 Slovenia 57 Romania 47 S. Arabia 45 Vietnam 38 Poland 31 Palestine 30 Georgia 24 Chile 23 Algeria 20 Russia 20 Croatia 19 Pakistan 19 Oman 18 Ecuador 17 Estonia 16 C. Rica 13 Hungary 13 Peru 13 S. Africa 13 Serbia 12 Azerbaijan 11 Brunei 11 Macao 10 Latvia 10 Slovakia 10 Belarus 9 Colombia 9 Mexico 8 Maldives 8 Afghanistan 7 Luxembourg 7 Macedonia 7 Tunisia 7 Bosnia 7 Cyprus 6 Malta 6 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 French Guiana 5 Paraguay 5 Senegal 4 Cambodia 3 Lithuania 3 Bangladesh 3 Martinique 3 Moldova 3 Nigeria 2 S. Lanka 2 Bolivia 2 Burkina Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Jamaica 2 Chan. Isl. 2 Faeroes 2 Honduras 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Ivory Coast 1 Congo 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Mongolia 1 Réunion 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1 Turkey 1

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YOU WANTED A HAPPENING? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

LMAO is this really OJ?

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>Corona-chan Vending Machine
>NEW MEGA LINK: mega.nz/#F!GWADQaRS!3yuOGCae39EvDkVH3a5tyQ
>Thank you based user for doubling the collection.

Send me new coronas to add to the archive.
If you want something, find it in the archive.

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Why are so many people stupid?

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I don't know if this was posted, but here's something to cheer up people who are legitimately worried to death.
Apparently, a very common arthritis drug has been found to have very promising effects in both China and Italy. What it does is basically stop your autoimmune system from murdering itself with creating too many cytokines to combat pneumonia caused by Corona-chan, which is supposedly the scariest thing about her. Fresh news, here's the source - ansa.it/english/news/science_tecnology/2020/03/11/coronavirusarthritis-drug-seems-to-work_8113f9d9-9bb8-4181-9c02-3e314c30e7e9.html

>Washington, D.C.
> in 2021

heh

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Yes

Yeah

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>woman ruins the world
Who would have guessed

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Fuck Elon musk is all about the money. That's why he hates Corona Chan

This is mankind's future. Say something nice about them!

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NO
IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE MAKE IT GO AWAY

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Reminder to pray for the intercession of our Blessed Mother.

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Just Coonsume bro

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Stay strong, pasta niggers.

Y E S

THANK YOU GOD!

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An old meme but it checks out.

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*coofs*

Good thing those were white kids. Black ones would have stolen the tires

But how will this affect the trans community Yas Forums?

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>China calls her "mother of the devil" and accuses her team of creating the virus
Sauce?

Hanks, blumpf, Boris, the pope, the queen what do they all have in common? They all have coronachan.

Fuck Yes

bros...
/sp/ is burning down

St patty's in NYC coofed, potato niggers btfo

Semitic "gods" won't help the aryan people

Apparently they get supplies from outside.

>Reminder to pray for the intercession of our some big retard like me

Yeah, /comfy/

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yes
long live Coronachan

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Where do I get a qt trap after the outbreak

Happy? I am in a constant state of orgasmic ecstasy.

CRASH AND BURN!

This shit's weak. People are already locking down their countries and nobody has died except for old fucks.
Has Corona never played Plague inc before?

>april 3 , obamas team hires someone to try to eliminate trump and trump is lands in the hospital

>soon after obama is seen as the savior of mankind and only he can be president

>obama unleashes the new world order and becomes the antichrist and the rapture happens at the revealing

>all republicans who are still on earth are rounded into fema camps to be re-educated and tortured

>7 year tribulation commences

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Its going to get bigger

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The new rochelle NY containment zone has a rabbi and other people their infected, YES

I want to hate fuck this stupid gay cat boy

Sheeeeeeei...

My wife says if estrogen gets cut off we're going on a raider chimpout

Do they get their HRT from chinks and poos like all the other meds?

YES

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good let the board fall into the void and take /ptg/ with it so they can enjoy their based black men together elsewhere.

REverse the arrow and you have a corona stonks meme

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No NBA
No travel
No Hanx
No tp

Wholesome.

Does anyone have that photo with dudes gambling for facemasks in China??

Fuck yeah. Fuck y'all

I already accept that i will die suffering and in agony, fuck lets see this to the end my fren

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Lima, Perú is a fucking chaos now Every supermarket is closing their doors cuz people are buying food like its the end of the world

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of courshe

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user, have you washed your hands with soap and gargled? and do you wear mask?

ITS JUST A FLU
ITS JUST A FLU
ITS JUST A FLU
ITS JUST A FL-

TOM HANKS?? NOOOO NOT THE HANKARINO!!!!! IT'S TIME TO PANIC AHHHH!!!

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Whats the best way to wipe my ass without toilet paper? I know that people from pakistan use their hands but is there a special technique to it?

YEEEESSS HAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

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Attention students, faculty & staff. Do NOT return to campus after spring break, and demand finishing the semester online now. Bureaucratic pencil pushers are gonna get people killed with decisions like these.

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Guys, any tips on how I can reinforce my apartment door for when I'm gone? I don't trust the deadlock.

3 and 1 million dead by coronavirus by april

Any links to studies showing permanent lung/organ damage from even a mild infection?

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Yes and yes

For exactly people like webm related.

What nightmare is this? I sincerely hope Obama dies of this shit.

Source?

google that with her name nad youll get multiple sources.

WE LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN BEST GIRL!
Comfy, I'm ready for riot streams and chimpouts

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NOT LIKE THIS.

NOT LIKE THIS.

We're going to make it, lads.

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IS THIS REAL ITALIAN ANONS?

twitter.com/casabonnline/status/1237839754525196290

No because it barely hit here and I want it to kill hundreds of thousands of people in this nogger country

In China