How can we survive without toilet paper?
Don’t shit
Bros... you know all that stuff i said about the indians
im starting to rethink
Called water
Newspapers
Get a bidet.
three sea shells bro.
kek
bidet
use and then wash a rag
India will show us the way
Hire a slave to lick your ass.
Cash. It will be worthless for anything else with the inflation.
Got any leaves? No, not Canadians.
This is what they meant by India superpower 2020. while the rest of the world is paralyzed with dirty assholes, the Pajeet thrives.
>this
I have 90 terrycloth towels from costco. That is 3 months worth.
Appropriate European technology and take a shower.
OwO
Newspapers.
Shit in the shower.
Pine cones
you take a shit then jump in the shower, retard. toilet paper is for pampered pussies.
Wipe your ass with your dick and then wash your dick.
C'mon now. Are you a dicklet or something?
Based toto washlet
ancient Indian secrets
So you pee and shit on that robot dick, and then it sprays some of that back on you?
Joe will help you out
i plan to raid the homes of minorities and use their clothing to wipe my ass
when that runs out I will start using books
Pine cones or corncobs pilgrim.
Invest on bidets
All retards.
Just squat on the toilet and spread your cheeks. As little shit as possible will touch unless you’re fat (your fault). Then use a couple leaves. Take a shower afterwards even
there's a big brain meme about peeing in the sink that ultimately ends with shitting in the shower and stomping the shit down the drain with your heel
someone post it i need a larf
This man gets it.
How do the sea shells work? Asking for a friend.
no this doesn't work, don't listen to his guy.
I tried this once and shit went EVERYWHERE
BIDET YOU FUCKING ANIMAL
OR A FUCKING WATER DIPPER
HERE ARE THE STEPS YOU LITERAL NIGGER:
>1. TAKE A SHIT
>2. GET SOAP ON YOUR DOMINANT HAND
>3. TAKE WATER SOURCE
>4. LATHER YOUR SHITTY ASSHOLE/BUTTCRACK WITH SOAPY HAND AND A BIT OF WATER
>5. RINSE
>6. PUT SECOND APPLICATION OF SOAP
>7. RINSE
IT LITERALLY TAKES A LITTLE SOAP AND 500ML OF WATER YOU FAGGOT
>B-BUT TOUCHING YOUR ASSHOLE IS GAY
IMAGINE HAVING THIS FRAGILE A MASCULINITY
>how can i survive without the toilet paper jew?
I never buy toilet paper anyway as my neighbour has a few long haired cats skulking around.
Only shit at home, shower after I shit.
Not difficult.
How have you guys never gone camping and run out of toilet paper?
Just grab a handful of dry leaves or splash some river water on your asshole until it's clean. It's not rocket science.
Where the fuck does this water come from? The sink? The toilet? What if I’m in a public restroom?
What if it's the desert and only cacti around and no water for miles
oak leaves
>Leaves, rags, moss
Stop acting like pussies people, wiping poop off your bum is not a difficult affair.
Wash your asshole with water, retard.
I've got plenty of old clothes I don't wear anymore. I'll just use those for toilet paper, cut the softest t-shirts up into a good size.
They have these plants that many people grow around here. The leaves grow a fur, very soft. I must find out what they are called, those leaves were perfect for wiping my butt.
Don’t shit. dumb nigger
t.
Sand... not even joking. Look it up.
I can live off four rolls of toilet paper a year and I have 10 right now
If you use less than 5 sheets every time then you're fine
That's an interesting scenario user. What desert is it? Are you wearing socks? Long sleeve shirt, or short sleeve? Do you have any provisions besides the clothes on your back? Lots of ways to skin a cat, or in this case, clean a dirty asshole.
I hear that bidets are the shit.
The shower curtain's right there user.
If you live in the desert, and there is a societal collapse, you'll have to worry about death from exposure and dehydration, not having a dirty ass lol.
Back in the day people would use sand and ash.
We learned this from JoJo
Is this worth watching? I've always skipped over JoJo
running water and a sponge
youtube.com
Yes. Watch Jojo.
Water, sponge, simple green.
Uh water feels way better than toilet paper, that’s what bidets are for you stupid poor
We use regular paper
Fucking lost, wew Lad
Yeah. Just give the first two parts some leway and push through if they aren't your thing, will be worth it
Kek
Fpbp
Looks like the poos are the only species that's going to survive this. This isn't a corona pandemic, it's a toilet paper pandemic
>yfw india does become a superpower by2020
The day of the leaf is coming soon
If you drink and eat nothing but alcohol you won't have to worry about cleaning up.