OH NO NO NO NO NO

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checked and rekt

This. He probably created the flu just to fuck with the stockmarket.

I'm Ridin' With Biden.

I have been saying this for two decades. The US economy is hollow and the markets have to find equilibrium after a 90% drop!

We're going down. And this is just the start. In two weeks, we'll be were Italy is now. That means self-isolation of large parts of the country. Production and consumption grinds to a halt. Uh-oh, what happens when paycheck2paycheck people can't pay their bills? What happens when businesses can't make scheduled payments on the loans they use to float their finances on the short term? Markets will keep dropping for a while.

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My mother can't comprehend how the stock market works, she thinks its like a bank account. She keeps on saying, "so everyone is taking their money out".

god damn my 401k boys
STOPPPPPPPPP

Put me in the screen cap.

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>You can't time the market bro
Heh, jokes on them. I timed the market. Now I have $80k in cash ready to buy the DIP.

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401ks RIP

What if I don't own anything, though?

The financialization of everyone’s future was a huge mistake!

Your mother is smart. That is how it works.

So it's a stupid system that doesn't matter anyway

Nigger you're unemployed, have no savings or investments and haven't left your mom's basement in months. Why the fuck do you care about stock market, economy, or staying inside for a couple more weeks?

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This
none of this matters

I'm saving pic related it's nice thx

So why are Italy and South Korea in a worse off position than the US?

How many boomers will kill themselves when the stock market bottoms out? Especially the ones that put their 401K into stocks!

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DUMP EET

Jews never intended on paying boomer retirements and are using the virus to pull the plug on the entire pyramid scheme. Remember pic related? Why did he get vanned and memory holed almost immediately?

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if you believe that why dont you put your money where your mouth is and buy some puts you little faggot

nice catch

Virus is a nothingburger, media reaction to feed those click algorithms is not.

Look at the raw data points and contextualize then with 4 months of spread, the regions most impacted, and how regions affected the earliest are currently holding up. Korea is business as usual, before you cry about fake Chinese numbers. But then again, Korea actually cares about their people so too every early precaution they could to eliminate spead; the east doesn't care about it's people so if this isn't a nothingburger then it's be Korea's rise to the top as a reward for favoring the safety of it's people over the greed of short term economic gains.

me too

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The bottom is 15-17k. Get ready boys

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The Boomer Virus is perfect. It's so beautiful.

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roll

TWO CIRCUIT BREAKER IN 1 WEEK

WHO WOULD OF FUCKING GUESS IT?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

its nice to see the false little shit world burn and see the light leave the eyes of the filthy normies.

>why are they still falling?
Google what a self-fulfilling prophecy is. Thank me later!

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Spin for 7k

one can only hope

blessed be he who must remain nameless
give us the sweet release
our Satanic priestess

Stock Market was a mistake. Fucking burn

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youtube.com/watch?v=hRc6mHS9PjE

A lot more than will die from the corona virus

Alone? No, but plenty of retirement funds, endowment funds, and pension plans are invested in the stock market. And it's a leading indicator of future economic trouble.

THERES NO BOTTOM

All worthless after a 90% drop! This is your Weimar moment!

alright whos gonna start the march onto DC

They mortgaged off the nation and the well being of future generations for those increases in their stock prices only to lose it all. Just deserves I say.

Because Trump values human life more than keeping the economy healthy for his next election

DC, Wall Street, they all need to be lampposted. Globalization and the free movement of alien uncivilized peoples into our nations is the cause of this.

Small governments mean less experts and less wiggle room

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

This. Day of the rope anytime now

CANT FUCKING WAIT TO BUY THE CRASH!

why do you think they are jetting off to their emergency bunkers.

theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/11/disease-dodging-worried-wealthy-jet-off-to-disaster-bunkers

Rollin' for a big drop!
Daddy is lookin for some cheap stocks C'mon 10k drop!

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Find out what commercial goods have fallen and buy. They will bounce back

cringe

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I want a 5k drop followed by another 5k drop on Friday. Burn the motherfucker to the ground.

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So official today, Trump ended Obama's bull market. Can someone make that a meme? Trump reverses everything Obama does, ends bull market.
Thanks.

Why would you ever have your pension invested in bubble stock market?

Seriously just look at the graph it looks identical to bitcoin 2017/2018

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Checked and bottompilled.

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I took my brother's advice last month and changed mine from growth to cash. Cost me a bit to make the change, but phew... saved about $50k based on how shit is today.
Gonna be set to make great gains when all this shit washes through and can switch back to growth.

The next bottom is supposed to be approximately at 22,445 but it's probably going to break that tomorrow.. AHHHH

Defeat bunker 101
>find bunker
>find vent pipes
>plug vent pipes
>noair.gif
>rope

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT THE HECKIN GIBSERINOS! NOT THE GOOD BOY GREENIES! FUCCCCCCCC!!!!

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Fuck off tranny shill. Stop trying to ruin my 401k

>futures STILL crashing
Oh boy, I hope banks get hit tomorrow. I want to pull a buffett and buy a shitton of banks tomorrow. I already collected all the oil companies I'm interested in except for one.

>my retirement is 100% dependent on a jewish fraud
you aren't going to make it. maybe you can do a reverse mortgage or something

buy DAL in a couple weeks

Trump said everything is fine and the economy is booming right now. Coronavirus only has less than 1 percent chance of killing you. Buy the dip faggot

legit hope you’re meme’ing and don’t have any money in stocks atm

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> jUsT lOoK aT tHe GrApHs, BrO

is this going to be worse than 2008?

Hopefully

Fuck airlines, they suck. Ultimately they all go bankrupt and waste tons of capital. Banks are way better, since the government is guaranteed to bail them out to eternity.

Yep!

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Fuuuuuuug

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well buffett owns 11% of DAL now

> THE MARKET IS GOING TO BOTTOM AT 3000 user!
> S&P is 2,700
> DOW is 23,000
WHICH MARKET!!!?!??!?!!?

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Where my fellow Dip buyers?

>> DOW is 23,000
more like 22,475.0 -1100.0 -4.67%

Yes because very little has changed that led up to the 2008 collapse and it has only gotten worse. A lot of places throughout the nation still haven't fully recovered from 2008 either. It is all just compiling problems that are eventually going to crash in on itself and we are seeing it right now in the markets. The virus just sped up the inevitable.

YOU CURSED US

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Based vessel of kek

90% drop DOW

Don’t blame me faggot. Take the rope to the perpetrator

Um because that's what stocks do sometimes, I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure it's been doing that ever since the stock market started, how come everytime it's on a down trend we have to hear about the shit though? People that don't even play the fkn stock market wouldn't even know about it if there weren't down times, when they're up though we don't here a damn thing from all the stocktards