/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1925

What is everyone drinking tonight to celebrate?
and have some music
youtube.com/watch?v=Kh8mfG19ynU

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Treudeua needs to ban all flights from US now!

>Prof. Shi is the director of the Center for Emerging Infectious Diseases of the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

China calls her "mother of the devil" and accuses her team of creating the virus. Her lab is 20 miles away from where the Wuhan outbreak began. SAY SOMETHING NICE TO CORONA-CHAN'S MOM.

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Imagine this virus lasts all the year.

People would be used to not go out much, work and study from home ,etc. The culture would change and NEETs would rule the earth. Thanks Corona-Chan

Do we deserve this?

>gump
>gobert
>nba cancelled
>unis closed
what's next

youtube.com/watch?v=5iElUex6Ti81
Maduro-kun thinks that Corona-chan is a bioweapon.
Blames "European imperalism" for all pandemics in history.

Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY new cases and death, no shitty news and other stuff.

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

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Jazz have to be Fucking banned from games for at least 2 weeks!

I finally saw infowars opinion on corona

and i now realize that its a man made hoax

but potentially a real virus.

i havnt seen anyone personally get sick in my real life

but alex jones made it very clear this is all so that way so that they can shut down society using the fear they create through the media and things

and then once the food production is slowed down and nobody is working etc. they can then take you into their fema camp
its like ya sure it could be a real virus and a real threat but thats exactly how they want you to react so they can shut down all of the economy and roudn you up to their fema camp by having all the supplies

and then declare their new world order under obama

anyone calling for more quarantine/lockdown is dumb!!

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wkrn.com/news/tom-hanks-and-wife-rita-wilson-test-positive-for-coronavirus/
FUUUCK

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Saint George, Blaise, Aegidius, Denis, Eustace, Erasmus, Cyriacus, Christopher, Vitus, Pantaleon, Acatius, Barbara, Catherine of Alexandria and Saint Margaret. Pray for us.

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DOWN 17.55%
>DOWN 17.55%
DOWN 17.55%
>DOWN 17.55%

AUSTRIA ARE YOU OKAY??????????????

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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blumpf

seems like a scapegoat

Can we get some Tom Hanks memes please

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ATTENTION FELLOW LEAFS

>FIRST CONFIRMED CASE IN OTTAWA
FIRST CONFIRMED CASE IN OTTAWA
>FIRST CONFIRMED CASE IN OTTAWA
FIRST CONFIRMED CASE IN OTTAWA
ottawa.ca/en/news/first-confirmed-case-covid-19-ottawa?fbclid=IwAR2PFi2aSaky2tIG5Wz4Yd9eRvVBlvaKKFN6DC-hwwuerNQs-224wHlNbiA

>COVID-19 positive man works at Ciena in Kanata
>my professor works at Ciena
>interacted with her multiple times recently
NOOOOOOOOOOO HOLY FUCK AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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The greatest shortcoming of the human race is our inability to understand the exponential function.

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BURN! LET IT ALL BURN! COOF!

about time we had a happening

any word on the olympics

very little time left to make amends with your maker.
youtube.com/watch?v=NNrAoMwbm9g&list=RDNNrAoMwbm9g&index=1

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It's officially over

Everyone country should immediately declare marital law to get it over and done with. It is an inevitability anyway.

>Tom Hanks infected

Take your vote now, Yas Forums. Who will be the first dead celebrity?

Literally built for BBC

>Imagine this virus lasts all the year.
Then how the fuck do people get food?
If this lasts more than 6 months this is an extinction tier event

Season's over

>Asking for a grocery store update
Lookner needs his 11pm lunch break, can a /AHSG/ vet go get that jew some publix, preferably one of the Geoffs and not local resident Kyle.

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>t.me/coronavirus_timeline
hahahahahahahaha

time to move to Antigua

I really do love /ourgirl/

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>went to pick up my meds yesterday
>the lady in the pharmacy was coofing
>currently have a low grade fever
>first confirmed case in my state today

oh fuck me lads

if my parents won't self isolate with me in the next 2 days i feel forced to leave
do you agree with that?

Tom hankie

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thank you sweden very cool

>any word on the olympics
heard they were deciding whether to cancel them as well.

Its in Mississippi now too fuuuuuuuck

Took me all day, but I finally managed to sell my Switch and buy a Maverick 88. Please tell me I did good, anons.

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This is the last chance to adequately prepare. 3 weeks of rations and enough weapons and ammo to protect your family. With a proper bug-out plan less than an hour away from your home, and extra gas if you have to move.

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

now why would you go and say a thing like that?

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daily reminder that the wuhan lab is literally sponsored by george soros kek

>Then how the fuck do people get food?

Amazon drones

Boris. Farage takes over.

Fucking close enough.

you are a smoothbrain, in any case the CCP has been officially blaming the USA as the cause and origin of the virus for a week now

>Corona-chan Vending Machine
>NEW MEGA LINK: mega.nz/#F!GWADQaRS!3yuOGCae39EvDkVH3a5tyQ
>Thank you based user for doubling the collection.

Send me new coronas to add to the archive.
If you want something, find it in the archive.

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The funniest thing is that a Swede reacts in such a way. Topkek

Kuwait has suspended all commercial flights until further notice

This virus is US-made.

Thank God. We'll make a man of you, yet.

REMINDER: Go buy rice, water, toilet paper, soap, and other products as soon as possible.

Shelves are emptying like no tomorrow.

It is too late you fucking retard

COP OR NOT

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I dont believe for a second Tom hanks is infected. Fucking hired liars.

They have been told to be "infected" so when they recover they can go, see guys! Its not so bad! Nobody panic!

>corona chan will kill anons

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why did Trump allow travel from UK? Have they banned Europe from the UK as well? what is the point of allowing the UK in?

>Ooh, my little deadly one, my deadly one
>When will I get the virus, Corona?
>Ooh, you make my nostrils run, my nostrils run
>Got to wipe it off on the bus, Corona

>Never gonna stop, spit it up, such a dirty bind
>I always cough it up, for the death of the older kind
>My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
>M-m-m-my Corona

>Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?
>Close enough to get in my eyes, Corona
>Keeping it a mystery, it gets to me
>Running with a temp that's now high, Corona

>Never gonna stop, spit it up, such a dirty bind
>I always cough it up, for the death of the older kind
>My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
>M-m-m-my Corona
>M-m-m-my Corona

>When you gonna give to me, a gift to me
>Is it just a matter of time, Corona?
>Is it d-d-destiny, my chest feels weak
>Or is it just my lungs are confined, Corona?

>Never gonna stop, spit it up, such a dirty bind
>I always cough it up, for the death of the older kind
>My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
>M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
>M-m-m-my Corona
>M-m-m-my Corona

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U r a good boy user

What do you think has been discussed in the previous 1924 generals retard?

hazmat delivery service. People will disinfect their own food by thoroughly cooking it.

rice aint food dude

it has a negative impact on your body and bloodstream

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sauce

patrick stewart

Defend your home to your last breath until all invaders or you are dead

When is Metokurs next stream?
I don't know his schedule