/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1924 - TOM HANKS EDITION

His ghost will chase you til the end.

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What is the 311 prophecy?

Ridiculous. Total overreaction.

There's too many threads too fast. I can't keep up. I just want it to be over now. This happening is boring now. It was fun when it was a few autistic /cvg/s and it was just Wuhan heatmapping, but theres too much to process now.

A predictive programming event regarding an event in Seattle on a date with 11-3 digits. Seattle became the initial epicenter of coronachan in the USA, and a celebrity was diagnosed with the disease today, on 3/11.

>NBA season cancelled untill further notice after Rudy Gobert of the Utah Jazz tests positive for Corona. Also looking like wrestlmania may be cancelled
Things are happening fellas. Also the first corona death in my city was recorded yesterday but it was a 90 year old in a nursing home who had other medical issues.

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Oh shit I completely forgot about this

311 are cursed Satanic numbers, big things were supposed to happen on November 3rd, due to the date being 311, but instead, things happened on March 11th.
Not sure why, but it's lining up

I'm sick of this kike psyop. Coronavirus is a hoax to instil panic. I wouldn't care but it's ruining Yas Forums

>have a mom that works in a senior home
>have a dad that takes transit to the other end of the city for work
>have a brother that's insistent on going to the gym every other day and is the very opposite of what you'd consider a germophobe

God damn my family is absolutely fucked.

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I know

I should have been back in China fucking Chinese girls by now :(

just warn them before its too late

wkrn.com/news/tom-hanks-and-wife-rita-wilson-test-positive-for-coronavirus/
HOLY FUCK
RUN FOREST RUN

S

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Yas Forums is always right

Im staying at home for the next few weeks, but paranoid as fuck that i have an air vent straight over my head pointed directly at a bus stop. Maybe 50-100 people an hour is outside. Perhaps I could rig a filter over the air vent...

RIP Roosh. :(

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That person sounds completely batshit.

>but theres too much to process now.
>t. brainlet
this is fun part when we get to bask in our smug

Reminder that this was only 2 months ago

Look at how far we've come since then

why did Trump make an exception for the UK? Can they restrict European travel? If not, what is the point?

Can't wait to see the flight radar cleaned up.

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Probably need a UK passport to come here.

>MMM MMM

>NOW THAT'S A TASTY BURGER

>t. satanic pedi elite apologist
DIE IN A FIRE

Actually this seems to be rather accurate.

98% of all humans have the virus since birth as it does not only cause herpes, but other stuff aswell, it just does not get active in everyone.

Corona might end up the same if its true that it can remain even in people that got through it and reemerge at a later time when the infected is weakened.

Roll for immunity for me and my fave family members

Aww..

Johns Hopkins University & Medicine Coronavirus Resource Center

coronavirus.jhu.edu/map.html

Today needs to be made a holiday. The day Coronachan made her beauty known to the world.

I AM PISSED I WORE MY N95 MASK ON THE BUS YESTERDAY AND A BUNCH OF GIRLS WERE LAUGHING AT ME
I HATE YOU POL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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I miss talking to my co workers how it only killed chinks.

Enjoy your Herpes super virus, pendejo!

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did that actually happen or are you memeing?

"My endgame? I'd like to breed a cross-species transferable single-stranded RNA virus that infects humans' upper respiratory system and is highly contagious. My plan is to have Chinese people cook thousands of my kind into soup and eventually infect the entire world, killing millions of humans but at the same time putting an end to the self-destructive trends of globalization, open borders, and international tourism."

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>Wake up to travel bans, tom hanks and niggerball bans

Oh god yes, i'm so fucking erect. What have i missed real news wise in the last 5 hours though? things are happening so fast now

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You think that this is bad?

Wait until the mass shootings start.

tomorrow’s cover

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>people on twitter saying euros should just travel over the uk to the us
Do they know that you have to show your passport before getting on and/or off a plane?

she was fucking hot.

I was saying this earlier. those who read the date as March 11 (not november 3) have turned out to be right. it's fucking crazy. this shit is gonna blow exponentially

We already have the channel restricting travel. UK will announce more restrictions tomorrow.

more like TOM HANKIE

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bassed

DOW FUTURES DOWN OVER 1000 POINTS

Tom hanks is a pedo...death comes ripping

Shut the fuck up christcuck apologist. Die on a cross you kike faggot.

Ohh you stole my numbers..

OH IT HAPPENED

toplej

THE TRUMP CURSE IS STILL GOING STRONG

only basement dwelling loners will survive

faggot

Well they won't be laughing when they find out they're the reason their elderly loved ones died. Good on you for actively protecting yours.

>mom says she has a sore throat
>throat has been tingly all day
>chest feeling sort of tight

Bros...

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It all seems a little to perfectly timed, just as Trump is giving his wash your penises speech, Hanks decides to tweet this shit. Also today is 3/11, an extremely occult number. We know they are all obsessed with numbers. I doubt he even has it, or he will be given the vaccine and quickly recover to keep the masses in the dark until it is to late.

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cover it with plastic and duct tape

> OFFICIAL DlSCORD
Nice try

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MUERTE AL BETO!!!

still 3/11 here, everyone will soon be kill

I have the same symptoms which began today. Fuck

well if it wasn't a psyop before
>niggerball cancelled
>famous actor is sick
>banned flights to and from europe
kek all within a span of an hour

the stock market crash is going to be so comfy
under 20K by end of the week

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don't ruin the misfits with your schizo posting.

i called you a faggot first, faggot.

If this gets really bad globally, is there any chance the chaos can be leveraged to save the white race?

checked
we all love conspiracies, but this is THE happening, bro. it's the real deal.

faggot ass faggot

discord gg/dMtvxh
get in here you doomer faggots
cvg discord

fuck off faggot

cause 5 eyes is the strongest alliance in the world.

this shit is scary as fuck

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IM THE FAGGOT HERE COCKS YUM

FUCK YOU NIGGER
FUCK YOU FED BOYS
FUCK YOU TRANNYS
FUCK YOU GLOWIE

thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

HHHHNNNNNNGGGGHHHH
GET FUCKED JEWS

Assuming heat doesn't stop the virus, poorly developed brown countries are fucked. Poor hygiene and high population density = 90% of the population will get it. The 20% who require hospitalization will die. First world countries isolating themselves and stopping aid will kill more.
Then the wars will start.

corona doesn't normally cause sore throat, typically it starts as a cold then goes straight for the lungs.

so Sunday
, March 15 will be the date to watch

"It's a nothingburger guys"

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>Fredo, you're nothing to me now. You're not a brother, you're not a friend. I don't want to know you or what you do. I don't want to see you at the hotels, I don't want you near my house.

>Tom Hanks has corona
>he's in Australia
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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And the happening was to take place in Seattle. The biggest hub of the coronavirus.

>Corona is actually a Herpes super virus!

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this guy fucks

I wonder how many people don't care and are willing to hurt their families because it's just a flu bro.

When should I actually be concerned then

so if someone requires a ventilator they are as good as dead?

am i reading this correctly?

my parents and sister are some of those people

Anons I want the happening to stop. I'm scared.

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I had a connecting flight in LAX last week and now I have a cough. I called my local health dept asking for a test and she said no. I have to have a primary care provider refer me for a commercial test kit but I don't have insurance or a PCP. What do I do? I have to visit my boomer parents in a week. I don't want to kill them.

>left side of my throat just started feeling soar
>live in New Jersey, where there’s been cases popping up more and more
>commute to Rutgers where there’s a bunch of chink students and you have to take buses everywhere
Tell me Yas Forums, how fucked am I?

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natural selection at its finest. all degenerates are anti-nature in their thinking. this is the great reset; balance will be restored.

Hows china doing right now?

YOU WILL CATCH IT FOR SUCH FAGGOTRY

I think testing is free nationwide after Trump's address tonight. Keep calling and get tested dude, that shit is scary.

I get soreness on one side of my throat every spring due to bad allergies, if you're taking decongestants that might be contributing
or yknow you have corona
I actually meant russia

Hah pedo Hank btfo :)

pretty much
if the poor lad has kidney or heart issues, he needs the ventilator and even then he could probably die
this shit works more like a marathon than a sprint... it burns you down

WILSON!!!

Hanks is full of shit. They haven't been found to be positive.
He is saying that as an excuse to isolate himself in Australia, where it's warmer and sunnier and safer. Don't be fooled by Tom. He is lying. Elite are going to claim to be infected left and right as an excuse to escape to the infection.

You're a fucking stupid faggot bro.

not great, not terrible

- French national- playing in the NBA touches and licks microphones and tape recorders to show he is not sacred of Covid-19, he is tested by the league, he has coronavirus! NBA suspends all games. You can't make this stuff up. /sp/ is freaking out!

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Weird cohencidence that everyone accelerating the panic is Jewish

I’m in west Seattle and there’s gunshots and huge crowd at Safeway in admiral district

if after 5-6 days you aren't better and you start having difficulty breathing.

Too bad, bitch.

Thinking about buying this. Will an animal respirator work on me? The Chink who's selling it says he can get it to me within a week if I pay extra.
I'm not a richfag by any means but I do have some disposable income.

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Roosh down

and then it just dissapears in a day

thats wild.
i guess that explains how people were going from apprently being very ill to being discharged only a day or two later.

kek, he sure showed them

Today is the day the nothing burger posts get BTFO. This is a straight up pandemic and it’s going to buttfuck the economy and probably kill millions. It’s spreading like absolute wildfire

>The Chink who's selling it
user do I really have to tell you why you shouldn't go ahead with this transaction?

Posting from another thread but:

Tom Hanks just announced he has Coronavirus. 100% real, check his twitter for yourself.

twitter.com/tomhanks/status/1237909897020207104

In a country with supposedly only 128 confirmed cases out of a population of 26.4M people does anyone honestly believe that Tom Hanks ran into one of those 128 people?

The stock market is going to get absolutely fucking reamed over the next week.

If you haven't prepped yet, now would be the last time to do so.

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is it possible he already knew he was sick and was intentionally infecting the journalists?

Tell my friends to stock up on meds food water
>its a nooting burger
Update them on the situation every once and a while
>lol user it's not going to get that bad, pls take med
>NBA suspends some shit
AWOOMG ANOON ITS HABBENIN WTFOMGOOOD

fucking normies dude.

Trump is SICK
>youtu.be/k19WyNDHlmY?t=1338

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another interesting tidbit is that you can get cleared of the virus, but still keep some symptoms for a while
all the info is there, people doesn't seem to care about it
check it out, lad
thelancet.com/pb-assets/Lancet/pdfs/S014067362305663.pdf

Sore throat isn't a symptom.

you're an idiot

wow

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Isn't Hanks immunocompromised due to AIDS?
If he is, he'll die.

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you schizo faggots are annoying as fuck.

you having a giraffe?
if you need a ventilator it's because you have literally stopped breathing.
how exactly do you imagine you will administer this ventilator to yourself when you are uncouncious and not breathing?