/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1924

I DON'T WANT TO DIE

Apocalypse is cool but I wish I had an apocalypse gf

>tfw my bf is coofing

what I do anons

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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Fuck fuck guys I don't want to go to work in restaurant any more save me

>22:02:02

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would this be any good lads?

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Normies wake up to it today

>What's CVG's power level?
>IT'S ALMOST 2000!

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TOM HANKS HAS CORONA VIRUS

Glad to be here to see it all burn boys

plague: 10% deathrate when treated
coronavirus in italy currently:44% dethrate when treated

AHHHHH
this shit is WORSE THAN THE LITERAL PLAGUE!

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WASH YOUR HANDS, LIKE RIGHT NOW.

REFUSE TO GO TO WORK

REFUSE TO GO TO SCHOOL

Meanwhile, in Portugal...

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Have you considered masturbating to Corona-chan?

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i am 100% convinced now that europe is banning travel before the weekend, they have their scapegoat.

When the economy crashes they'll just blame america.

Trump is the sacrificial lamb, he has chosen the health of americans over the economy.

WHAT THE FUCK IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>NBA suspends season after player tests positive for Coronavirus
cbssports.com/nba/news/nba-suspends-2019-20-season-after-jazz-player-tests-positive-for-coronavirus/

>NBA suspends season after player tests positive for Coronavirus
cbssports.com/nba/news/nba-suspends-2019-20-season-after-jazz-player-tests-positive-for-coronavirus/

>NBA suspends season after player tests positive for Coronavirus
cbssports.com/nba/news/nba-suspends-2019-20-season-after-jazz-player-tests-positive-for-coronavirus/

>NBA suspends season after player tests positive for Coronavirus
cbssports.com/nba/news/nba-suspends-2019-20-season-after-jazz-player-tests-positive-for-coronavirus/

>NBA suspends season after player tests positive for Coronavirus
cbssports.com/nba/news/nba-suspends-2019-20-season-after-jazz-player-tests-positive-for-coronavirus/

you want a filter that’s is p100 or more

YES

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Rolling to survive

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Who gives a shit faggot go kill yourself

Don't worry user Corona-chan will be with you fine and she will be the fuck of your life

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Finally it's acceptable to be a shut-in neet

I can't believe it! It's here! The happening is finally here!

source

POL right again. Shills BTFO

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youtube.com/watch?v=IPrVeZHFYnQ

God damn. In a month half the world will be dead, the economy in shambles, cities burning to the ground, and there will still be people sitting in the midst of all the chaos saying "it's only a cough".

>Seems something terrible going on with Emperor

Check his speech
0:32---0:36

There is no way "out of breath" card. He took a deep breath 1 second ago

Its fucking spooky af

youtube.com/watch?v=dcsZjfs2cB4

normalfags are finally waking up

Yes but you're supposed to throw them away after a single use.

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which sports organization going to suspend the season? I'm looking at baseball right now

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She has wangz, and She'll have SEX with Ebola-chan to also give Her wangzz!

It's just the butt flu, faggot.

BUY THE DIP YOU FUCKING COMMIES

Guys I want to go back to when this was just a meme
I'm scared now

twitter.com/tomhanks/status/1237909897020207104

I'M HAVING A PANIC ATTACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I have an exam at uni tomorrow and my school hasn't canceled class.

It's in a large metropolitan area with confirmed cases in the county.

What do I do

>tfw this not even Corona-chan final form
youtube.com/watch?v=6lGuDTRilKQ
will you give her you energy anons?

The arch of the universe is long, but it bends toward justice, user

Magic

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YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT user

>44% dethrate when treated

Among old ass people already on deaths door. Chill

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>considered

I just want to coof myself to death lads. Why isn't this escalating here already. Its making me mad. I'm sick and tired of this world.
At least the health officials here did admit that its a matter of the time when a larger amount of people get infected, but they are trying to slow down any peaks in infections incase people get seriously ill. So they admit that she can be scary. Hopefully those containment measures fail miserably.

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Nuh uh I don't want her she's been with too many other guys

Yas Forums is always right

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RIP Forrest Gump

>Prof. Shi is the director of the Center for Emerging Infectious Diseases of the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

China calls her "mother of the devil" and accuses her team of creating the virus. Her lab is 20 miles away from where the Wuhan outbreak began. SAY SOMETHING NICE TO CORONA-CHAN'S MOM.

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In the few moments we have left i would like to say something that everyone here can easily understand

FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK KIKES, FUCK JANNIES

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Lol what trump was the biggest its just a flu bro untip he was literally forced to do something about it and did nothing because most cases in the us are community spread

Update for ya. Couple more Macaco-American countries.

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Any point in even trying to survive? It's everywhere already.

You can stay with me in my bunker if you are afraid. There is plenty of food and water to go around.

im ready for the comfy weekend

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/cvg/ BTFO

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>go to open door
>I'll push it with my knuckles, that's the smart thing to do!
>eye is extremely itchy
>I'll rub it with my knuckles, that's the smart thing to do!
>WAIT SHIT

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twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1237923061116043264

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When will people wake up and see this "coronavirus" bullshit is a liberal plot?

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im a degenerate sports gamblr. how fucked am i with all theses canceatons

wow, he's infected