THIS IS IT LADS. WE’VE BEEN PREPARING ALL OUR LIVES FOR THIS MOMENT

... and then the bitch farted on my pancakes and blew powdered sugar all over the place!

asian pussy is disgusting
yellow, dark rough pubed haired, usually rough like fine sandpaper

white pussy is superior in all forms and functions

checked

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>ywn have a qt brap on your cornflakes

Throw the condoms away. Destroy them in some accident.

>not going bareback

are you even trying to repopulate the world with white babies?

BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*shit chunk flies out and lands in berry bowl*

Get your dirty anus away from my breakfast, please.

Is that AVOCADO TOAST?

>GF forcing him to fuck with rubber
Spotted the cuck. She doesn't tell Tyrone to use a rubber

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I would jizz deep inside her colon, deeeep inside.

GOT EEM

>condoms with gf?
wuf
>vidyafag
okay makes sense

what a smart girl. using your weight is OP as fuck in 1v1.

True. I’ve ducked a ton of girls with bf’s. Raw dogged them all. Key is to leave a few bruises, but not enough that the cuck will actually notice are severe spankings.

Indeed it is, I feel great.
City on lockdown for 5 days here.

A man of taste superior taste

Maybe ladies might get scared and need someone to cuddle up with

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The deli roast beef of their pussies from azn porn turns me off.

>condoms
GF (male)

This virus is gonna nuke your testes. Use 'em or lose 'em.

>using condoms with gf
Why?

its disgusting isn't it? and how dark their flaps are sometimes too, it looks infected

Dude, i was talking to some girl at the uni and she said that she was getting sick of not going out bc of the exams and she spent THE ENTIRE WEEKEND locked at home. user, people get literally insane just by staying inside for more than 12 hours.

Exactly, doesn't even look human. It's how I know those yellow fever simps are out of their minds

Imagine having that E. Coli filled BRAPPER right next to your food!

I'd eat the literal shit out of her pooper if you know what I mean

Hepatitis is deadlier than coronavirus, coomer

Literally if she loved you she would get on birth control and let you cum inside

Oh my god that's so fucking disgusting.

>w-w-wow baby, you are really creamy down th-there...
>s-sso much white stuff coming out...
>*goes back to eating her out*
>do you think you'll let me put it in tonight?

>The Neats shall inherit the earth.

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I'm jealous as all fucking hell desu

>condoms with GF
How can anyone be this much of a cuck?

>some girl's asshole 6 inches away from your food
so hotttt bro! /r/eatingass am I right fellow redditors? who else here literally tongues shitty assholes?

Is she gonna shove all that up her ass?

Excuse me my bedroom is on the top floor.

Marry your girlfriend, throw away the condoms and start making babies.

Fuck that... I'm gay. I'll be fisting myself while watching anime or some shit.

Watching news broadcasts about the lockdown. Only thing me and mine are worried about is sick leave/pay - I don't want to use my holiday pay for enforced isolation. That's bullshit. But all the news talks about is how the relatively young and healthy just have a bad flu/sometimes pneumonia, but the REAL hell is being isolated and not allowed to go outside.

nigger...I would happily take a month off at home. I'd be pissed at the food situation, since my stockpile isn't very exciting. But other than that I have like 6 months worth of shit I'd like to be able to do at home and not be bothered by people while doing it.

You are retarded.
Yas Forums is secretly the Chad, not the virgin.

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>user, p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ normalfags get literally insane just by staying inside for more than 12 hours.

There ya go.

Imagine the smell though.

Was this the 11/3 habbening that schizos pushed back to today, 3/11?

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Oh God you just know she has BRAPPED all over that food! I think I'm gonna... COOOOOOM

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Go back to plebbit

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I'm with you there brother. RISE OF THE NEETS!

DIE NORMIES DIE
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

I she trying to fart on her food?

Birth control pills are the end of the world you degenerate.

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investigate 3/11

Mmm.. BRAAAAPPPPPFFFFT spice

After she's had a shower and as long as she's not a hambeast it's fine. The weird little moan they give when they think it's going to be gross or tickle but feels like constant pleasure is worth it.

Why do I suddenly have to do a captcha on every post? Fuck off.

>100 condoms
What for?

>Using condoms
Weak pullout game? I've been doing my gf Raw for 2 years. You have no excuse.
If she gets pregnant, at least you contributed to society.

>anti-social
>low maintenance
>OMAD diet, can skip eating for a few days with relative ease
2ez
i've got a bunch of literature i want to read but the downside is it's on my computer so tough luck if the grid goes down

Yeah get some gook skank Petri dish. Not a turn-on.

spoiler: a shower doesn't clean the inside of the asshole, inner asshole traces are constantly coming out. it doesn't matter if she just showered 15 minutes ago, there are already fresh shit particles waiting to be licked up by you

Finally an arse strong enough to deliver a buttocks blast of sufficient power for me. I want a low, droning, thunderous, warm, boiled egg blast. Not some feeble little pointy turnips gas dart or boring beef breeze. The girls I meet in real life who agree to fart in my mouth always think they are some kind of sexual goddess when they release a pitifully weak arse-yawn into my mouth and I have to pretend they've given me a powerhouse fart piledriver just to spare their feelings. God, I hate women. But Tranny farts are too manly, so, alas, I suffer on!

Nice, your mum lets you have the whole downstairs suite? It's a shame she can't rent it out to support herself due to her autistic NEET son occupying it.

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Stop it leaf, I can only get so hard.

if this isn't pasta then it's the funniest thing I've ever read

Daily reminder that hysteria is the new shilling method, we will be swamped the next week or so.

youtube.com/watch?v=iqhJmsZC_a4&t=406s

a beautiful disaster today was

>work from home and don't go outside

Normies btfo.

This is pretty crazy to read cause I've only been with two girls who I knew were not on the pill and they both were fairly conservative/smart/not feminist

>perfectly good food sitting there
>I know I'll show my brapper instead

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Also, women are trash. 99.9% of women I’ve met were not 100% single. Zero problems with banging a random dude. Raw dog fetish kink. Really black pills you to what women are really doing when they’re not being watched.

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>implying brappers aren't food

Same amount of men will cheat on their wives if they think they wont get caught. Banging teens not on the pill and bringing home chlamydia.

If your gf makes you wear condoms it means she's not attracted to you.

Yes, but how few actually can?

I need her name. I need her name. I fucking need her name. I literally fucking need her fucking name right fucking now.

Imagine having such weak pullout game that you use condoms with your girlfriend. Wtf she isnt some one night stand from the club dumbass lol

You are begging her to go get rawdogged by somebody else.

fuck yes but lads, a girl I met some weeks ago at a party keeps texting me, prolly wants the D. Now, what do I do???

Men don’t have the same opportunity. Women can and will bang out a dude if they have the chance. And they always have the chance. Biggest sex tourists are women. By a long shot.