/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1923

I DON'T CAAARE IF I EVER COME DOWN

Is this considered bioterrorism?

My dopamine levels are exhausted
I no longer get spikes when news hit

this can't be real. i need to wake up

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Top kek. The other apes are quarantined in the arena too.

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clown world

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DUMP EET
DUMP EET AGAIN
AND AGAIN

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what about the Olympics?

DOW futures sub 23,000 now.

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We've got 7 cases too by the way. Also Macedonia doesn't exist, it's Northern Macedonia now.

Anyone else noticed an influx of normie refugees spamming retarded shit? (More than normal for the retard hours)

plague: 10% deathrate when treated
coronavirus in italy currently:44% dethrate when treated

AHHHHH
this shit is WORSE THAN THE LITERAL PLAGUE!

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Spook user from last night said martial law/quarantine next Friday. Timeline is looking like it could be a reality.

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Based Rudy doing his part

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What a night that was. Oh how the times have changed.

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fucking normies I hope they shit their pants. I on the other hand will have another drink to celebrate bobo and his complete ownership of the markets

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whoever made that deserves an award

I have damaged lungs from being a volunteer firefighter. What am I and the people like me supposed to do?
Just lay down and die?

/sthg/?

Cuomo is going fucking nuts right now and talking about how there's no surge capacity in NYC hospitals, cases are far higher than expected, and a lot of people are going to die
he's losing it, it's just a flu

Out of that list the only thing that worried me at all was corona virus and the economic crash in 2008.

Lookner literally about to explode. Looks like everyone was holding their announcements until after Trump spoke, real happening hours are upon us frens.

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GO CORONA CHAN GO

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if tom hanks has corona does it mean im dead?

nothing burger

More than likely will get a 2 year postponement

THIS IS TOO FUCKING MUCH I CANT HANDLE ALL THE HAPPENINGS ANYMORE ITS TOO MUCH DOPAMINE

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Yes. That's it.

scmp.com/news/hong-kong/education/article/3074704/coronavirus-hong-kong-schools-should-reopen-only-if-there
>everything will be back to normal when no virus cases are announced for 28 days
it'll be a long time before this scenario even happens

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i don't know about the other anonymous mongoloids here, but i literally have to masturbate to Corona-chan after any covid-related fiasco somewhere, or i'll just go fucking crazy and be forcibly sent to the nuthouse.

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The committee head will likely commit sudoku like the South gook, then it gets cancelled

We don't talk about the Olympics here.

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/our/nig

who the fuck cares its over not happening

>plague kills 60 people a year
>coronavirus kills 300 people today

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Top kek

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Furries get out. It's your kind that cause other illnesses because you won't stop sticking your dicks in random animals.

Confirmed in Mississippi: wxxv25.com/2020/03/11/mississippi-reports-first-positive-case-coronavirus/

Fuck bros. I knew it was only a matter of time but still.

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fuck the markets please learn how to make real money you fucking lame ass monkey, lobr u btw bby

i need 3k calories to bulk. feel like im starving on 2k. shit sucks

Imma open another thread. Brasília is on lockdown.

Yes. Bye

i-is it still safe to go outside for the time being?

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What the fuck did they expect to happen. I could have told them everything that would happen and more after reading a few articles on medrxiv.org and posting on Yas Forums.
Fucking hell what do they pay experts for.
HIRE ME

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YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

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yiff in hell

NBA CANCELLED OMEGALUL MARKETS ARE CRASHING OMEGALUL GET FUCKED NORMIES OMEGALUL GET FUCKED IN THE ASS

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Is this God's revenge on the boomers for stealing society's wealth for the last 40 years?

>BANS ALL GOODS FROM EUROPE
>ALL THE REAGENTS FOR THE COVID19 TEST KITS ARE CURRENTLY MADE IN EUROPE
twitter.com/matthewstoller/status/1237909692007026688

CRASHING THIS COUNTRY

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Depends, if you are in buttfuck nowhere then yes otherwise no

maybe he is talking about the plague from the 14th century

id mask up bro not a doctor mask

LOOKS LIKE WE DON'T JUST HAVE SANCTUARIES SPREADING IT NOW!

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More than 500 million people under lockdown, the company that thought nets and higher fences are the solution to its workers sucides reduced its output to 5% and increased it back to 30% under government pressure.

Fuck off with your nothing burger shit, we will only see how many are truly infected now by the end of the month.

my nignog...
I cant...

My restaurant literally imports everything from Italy. European import ban fucks Canada.

i was able to cap you earlier

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Link?

nigger it wasn't safe 2 weeks to a month ago, hope you have a full hazmat suit and the best filter

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How will we ever recover when there's no more happening to happen?

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>tfw anons that participated in corona virus general are so far ahead of the curve compared to normies
Feels good anons. We shall inherit the earth

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WHAT HAPPEND WHEN GET AT 00000???

>that cause other illnesses
Yeah but we didnt cause this one. The worst one.

God i hope Europe doesn't send shit to the US anymore, i can understand travels but not a cargo stop.

Perú has now 17 cases

Tank hanks gets it? I guess the trafficked children are catching it too

>our PM, a notorious cocksucker, turns out to be redpilled as fuck and says "solidarity has always been bullshit, we're on our own, nobody is helping or going to help"
>national borders are being closed everywhere
>all measures at a national level
>mistrust to other nations hardcore
>ethnicity being talked about everywhere
>jewmerica blocks travel and trade to the EU, essentially handing us back our freedom FOR FREE
>shooting migrants, killing things, spewing hatred against jews is now pretty much allowed because Germany/USA/UK/France are way too busy dealing with corona to enforce cuckedness
>at the cost of a few boomers
Where were you when coronavirus unironically fixed the world?

And everyone doubted /CVG/ with a "nothingburger" all week when we warned them how fast this was escalating, if only they knew how bad it was going to get.

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then we gotta make the happenings happen ourselves

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Is it actually over lads?

Any user with coronachan to poz me ? uwu

Why the fuck are they still going-ahead with the fucking Melbourne Grand Prix? Complete imbeciles.

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GOD DAMN HANNITY FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

HE'S ON AIR TELLING MY BOOMER PARENTS ITS JUST A FLU AND WASH YOUR HANDS

IF MY PARENTS DIE BECAUSE THESE NIGGERLOVING TV BOX FAGGOTS MEMED THEM I'M GOING TO LOSE IT

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t. hanks

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Im on like day 12 of nofap please stop posting lewds of batgirl its getting tough

it's happening!!!!

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Sounds like a decent coping strategy

then he was kinda dumb to screencap the one saying it kills 60 people a year

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it's simply Earth-chan's vengeance to us clownworlders, that Corona-chan is now on a murderous rampage!

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dude i live in italy i just went out for a walk and 2 police officers told me to go back inside after 50 meters. thats how bad it is
WE'RE ALL FUCKED, ITALY IS JUST THE FIRST IN LINE WAKE UP

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Same way we did after 2014 and 2016: Waiting for the next big happening / trying to get involved in any little thing to make it one

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>Ban travel and cargo from Europe
>But not from China
Literally what did he mean by this?

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1. Who made this?
2. Where do I find more?

How many combined 9/11s is this so far?

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>does not apply to the UK
So everything goes to UK first, UK collects a fee and then ships it to US
How much you want to bet that is the play for cargo. Jews just being jews.

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>Defensive player of the year couldnt defend against corona

we're fucked

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Also whats he doing in Australia? It's suspiciously close to a secluded continent.

Where in Italy?

Most likely. It will only get worse. 50-70 percent of the world will get it

>i just went out for a walk and 2 police officers told me to go back inside after 50 meters. thats how bad it is

Maybe because you crossed the border to your city, just a guess.

how long it took? 5 years?

it's fucking stupid the cargo ban, this virus cannot live more than 30 minutes without a host

I can't keep up with the news anymore
what do

>Trump announce travel ban to the EU for 30 days
>Tom hanks got corona virus
>NBA season is cancelled
holy shit what a day

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Just block all images with Yas Forums x or ublock origin

Why don't you call them, and tell them it's not just a flu and if they get it they have a real chance of dying.

Seethe

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Donald is legitimately going to die

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You live in the downtown?? or in the hills? how you get food??

Were the cops in hazmat? My gf said her mother will now go to work in a hazmat suit.

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>ATTENTION
> ATTENSION

youtube.com/watch?v=dcsZjfs2cB4

Check trump's speech

0:32--0:36

He litteraly choked or something?!?! He took a deep breath 1 second ago
WTF IS HAPPENING TO THE EMPEROR?

Sadly fake and gay.

The guy does have an "illness" though, after touching all the mics. But nobody official has said its Corona and the NBA isn't canceled. FFS you lazy faggots.

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I don't know, maybe that chink researcher was trying to fuck the bat and it bit his cock? Furries are the most ancient enemy of the internet for a reason.

Yeah this will last for a week.

Yea you're probably gonna be fine if you don't have any direct contact with a lot of people, avoid public transport and practice proper hygiene. You can still get fucked regardless.

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Will you accept someone who is too young to get a test, but is suspected? *coof*

maple-chan is cute! CUTE!

No it can live for hours but still cargo takes many hours or even days to be delivered.

literally just walking at 2am in an empty street

Is there a good copypasta or screencap I can throw at my "its just the flu bro" friend?

>blacks are immune
>NBA cancels SEASON because player tests positive
SHILS ETERNALLY REKT AND BTFO

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>this virus cannot live more than 30 minutes without a host
ahahahaha, good one user.

That's actually good to hear, the fucker can probably be contained with such drastic measures. I know it's tough, pastabro, but it's probably for the best.

>Who made this?
Yas Forums (specifically Polanon)

>Where do I find more?
Yas Forums (every frame so far is part of the gif)

pick up that can citizen

>he dosent live in far away from the city center
I really wonder how they will stop anyone from walking anywhere besides the strict city center, they are understaffed and everyone is at the border against the migrants anyway

WHEN DID THAT SHIT HAPPENED?
GOD, I TAKE MY EYES FROM LATINOAMERICA FOR A SECOND AND SHIT HAPPENS

I'm starting to think that I'd be safer as a fucking homeless than with my dumb family

Unironically this. We live in a world where user would do more adequate job than experts

Guys you are forgetting this confirms blacks get corona and in the most retarded way

We're fucking dead

WHY DO YOU ITALIANS FEEL THE NEED TO GO OUTSIDE AND DO THINGS EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY FUCK ME

If you could only stay home and be depressed and anti-social like normal fucking modern people we'd all fucking survive
It's a weird move that makes people think he is actually getting serious. Banning chinese stuff would just look like a trade war/his own agenda that people would dismiss.

Going to be super fun when Europe sorta recovers except Italy/France, while the jewSA goes hardcore.

Do ravens make good pets?

it’s all over twitter rn lmao

Lmao its real
Niggerball is cancelled

i'm staying with them right now helping dad recover from a surgery. BUT THEY DON"T BELIEVE ME I"VE BEEN TELLING THEM SINCE JANUARY BUT THEY NEED THE TV BOX TO TELL THEM WHAT TO DO.

i'm legit going to take away their keys and imprison them if they don't start getting serious about this

Literally saw ESPN just confirming that the season was cancelled

B-B-B-BUT IT WON'T INFECT ABOS

Sportsball and hollyjew taken down in one night!
What a timeline
What's next aays?

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S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2 its The real life
All the world is the zone

same here bro
this is great , been waiting for this for so long

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why did he touch the mics like that?

whats the context?

Lay in a prone position with feet elevated for best results

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MEXICO 11 CASES NOW

>CHINKS BTFO
>EUROPEANS BTFO
>NIGGERBALL BTFO

Can this year get more based?

Good speech by Trump

We’re gonna defeat the virus and most who get it it’s nothing really unless you’re old or already sick as in really sick like kidney failure

Corona-chan filled the POTUS' lungs with Her cummies, and now pic related will be realon or before 2021

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I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!

Why? Your family is all you have. Take care of them and pray for them

The first porn on the net was furry porn. Okay for today it wouldnt be considered furry but rather catgrrils or whatever but without furries the internet would be a place of culture and intellectual worship instead of a cesspit of degeneracy.... so furries created the net we know today.
>Thinking about, this doesnt shine a good light on furries at all.

>mfw I deliver mail for my state
>mfw a guy in my department is getting tested for the virus
>mfw I observe a High School classroom twice a week, and take graduate classes at night twice a week
>mfw I live with my grandparents who have been sucking Trump's cock for the past two months and now it is too late to effectively prep
>mfw I have asthma
>mfw I am going to die

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The hot mic on trump makes me think he’s not sick

>If you could only stay home and be depressed and anti-social like normal fucking modern people we'd all fucking survive

Jesus fuck that's great. True as well.
Just stop increasing the likelihood you'll get assblasted by corona, STOP GOING OUTSIDE YOU PASTA NIGGERS

Yes, right after WHO used the dreaded p word

Is that the Alien from that picture that took Yas Forums down a few years ago?

same
unironically would've already left if i had a place to go
actually considering looking for someone to do it

He wanted to make fun of people being scared of Corona chan and everyone in the room laughed. Now how do they find what reporter had it?

Grow Corona-chan grow!

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HOWS THIS?

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Trump doesn't sound so good

It still sends you to the hospital, retard, 70% of americans live paycheck to paycheck and don't have insurance.
This shit is going to literally nuke American society.

thx

>Me: No way I'm going to catch coronachan
>Rudy:

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The ride never ends, the happening of happenings!
Stay safe indoors and tune into /cvg/ for collapse of clownworld!

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/cvg/ bros, I've been here since the beginning and I can say that right now I feel COMPLETE SATISFACTION at how far we've come. WERE NOT ALL GOING TO MAKE IT BUT THE REPORTING IS MUCH APPRECIATE

You can stand if you want. We need more people falling down web.m

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based Hans in pic related

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Argentina BTFO soon

ocd

this is fun lol

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You're the only one I ever need, Corona-chan! Ganbaru!

>this
Fucking hell user not this again, DEJA VU everytime fucking time damn you
ever since january whenever an user has asked this, I keep telling them do it now now now, and the last time I saw someone legit ask, was yesterday, and I told them the time was in january
If you are not trolling and are serious, fucking god help you and save your soul you are fucked beyond believe when the shit really crashing into the fan and you get fucked so far up your ass it's unbelieveable AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH again why do they ask this I told them but no one listened why god can't I save them why won't they listen AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHRRGHHHHH!!!

i feel you bro i trust we can make it tho

>europe ban

so italy totally has a stronger strain don't they

Please don’t blaspheme

The doctors who did the clinical trials are fucking liars, do you have an example of the virus right?

> you're welcome, user!

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The market will bottom when trump announces a nation wide shutdown

haha dumbass niggerball player

The internet's going to keep us together!

/cvg/ will be remembered.

Pasta niggers literally cannot stay away from mass society, every single italian town is FILLED TO THE BRIM on a weekly evening by people walking, talking, sitting in cafes, bars and whatever.

Every weekend living neighborhoods are literally nuclear wastelands and everyone is out shopping and shit. Fuck that. Fuck all that.

/cvg/ discord
doomers welcome
discord gg/dMtvxh

No it doesn’t

If you’re not old you probably won’t even show symptoms and if you do it’s flu symptoms for a week and then you’re good

How long until these threads are full of people afraid to die having existential crises?

Make it clean.

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It's the shitty French ARF-A mask, the fake rubber will have turned into hard plastic

Is this really happening?

>all week
nigger we've been here for 2months

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>Only the brave, clever and strong will survive.
Dammit, I dont want most of friends die.

Chileans BTFO could be the final based stage

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This is the state of nothingburgers
So far behind but still trying

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What was the price of N95/P95 masks before the habbening? Just wondering.

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No, its just that europeans don't wear fucking masks.

How dead are we, bros

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twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1237915984767455233

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POST ANTHEMS FOR THE COLLAPSE

youtube.com/watch?v=O_3_-UrhZH0

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Heart failure for me. I expect I'll be phased out of the "can be saved" category once this ramps up a decent amount. Been fun y'all.

Same, they have been wrong since the buns were warm.

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NHL is safe... for now.

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I had plans a while ago to get a place inawoods, I'm REALLY regretting it now. If I survive this I'm making it my life goal to have a bug-out place inawoods with a garden and clean drinking water.

He's a nigger. Duh.

Not if you just don't announce your cases

Femanon here.

Remind me again why people are so worried over a benign flu-like virus that barely kills people?

I don't want to see my old parents dying with Kung Flu because some chink motherfucker was eating a fucking winged rat

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and i thought biden was going to get it first

So, It's really happening. Whos ready for the end?
Theme Song of this thread
youtube.com/watch?v=KW0RX02SeQw

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There is no /cvg/ discord.

checked

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When do you stop going outside and start living off the stash, /cvg/?

This virus only kills boomers. Fuck boomers. When these sorts of outbreaks happened before no one gave a fuck because boomers weren't at risk. Now the geriocracy is at risk and they scream shut it down. I hope every fucking boomer on the planet gets it and salute the sacrifice of the older genXers.

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Don't you cunts know that this is a test run to see how easy it is to keep the sheep in the pen

ST VINCENT AND GUYANA ADDED

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It's finally here

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boy did you show us

see you in a month....screencap this bitch

Avoid going to the stores bros. Panic is in full motion.

checked
also, i caped it because well easiest to find
also i think it is a variant of the original one, isn't it?
only now europeans are relatively immune and our medicine takes it at bay

id say close but have concern

When this country dies I'll be happy.

there are faggots crying already, so not much longer

T i t s

For fucks sake, its common knowledge for YEARS that different kinds of coronaviruses can survive on surfaces for days.
Do you say they planned to talk the shit today already a few decades ago?

this fucking timeline. SO many possibilities anons.
>OH SHIT I AM FEELING IT
>OH SHIT I AM FEELING IT
>OH SHIT I AM FEELING IT

don't worry
those fucking newfags will succumb to Corona-chan and /cvg/ won't be a shithole anymore!

Normies are panicking now

Extremely contagious and mutates easily

Box of 20 for like $5

>protests cannot continue as theres massive infections

My dick is diamonds now

Corona is having an incredible game.

We will look back to these day's one day in the distant future (If we survive) and reminisce of this general, this golden era.

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dead is just the path to be really free.

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The NHL isn't full of niggers that lick mics

Nah, it's just completely out of control there. And Italy is a very, very old country, it's actually 5th in the entire fucking world, 3rd if you remove meme countries. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_median_age
The rest of us don't have a problem since we quarantined ourselves out of care, wash our fucking hands and don't import mass chinks to work for our companies, pastabro.

youtu.be/CIGHCoVzqtk

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Will this still last until the end of March?

WILL CANCELLED NIGGERBALL CAUSE CHIMP OUTS?
>WILL CANCELLED NIGGERBALL CAUSE CHIMP OUTS?
WILL CANCELLED NIGGERBALL CAUSE CHIMP OUTS?

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN

No it's flu symptoms for a week and then pneumonia.

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same brotha

i remember a pic in here that it was less than $4 in mid-January

The mic is just too close or something. Also his team is kinda retarded. Teleprompter-camera set-up is wonky so he was looking to the left of the camera instead of straight. Too amateurish desu.

HEY GUYS, I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING

WE TRADE WITH CHINA THROUGH EUROPE.

FUCK. CHINA IS ACTUALLY FUCKED.

20% of all known cases develop acute respiratory distress syndrome.
When clinicians in the news talk about symptoms being "mild," that means that you didn't need to be sent to the ICU and nothing else.

Guys, I just coofed, how fucked am I?

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youtube.com/watch?v=V7q09TZm1Go
>please stay down
>please
this guy has the calmest voice while restraining a lady

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I got 10 FFP3 for 8 dollarinos

Pray that you can tank it and make it out alive. Don't expect there to be any room in the hospitals in the coming months.

NON EU COUNTRIES CAN STILL FLY TO AMERICA LOOL

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Try at least the rest of this year. Seriously.

I remember when they quarantined whole countries for Ebola (lolno).
Nobody gives a fuck on fake news: we always had them but now we call them what they really are.

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>The rest of us don't have a problem since we quarantined ourselves out of care

Who? In Bulgaria? Because nearly all Europe didn't give a shit and still barely does.

rate my stash guys I have about 10 more 24 packs of water in my laundry room

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>Suffering due to the weakness of the flesh
youtu.be/ztzq05IzYds

>videos of dead kids in hong kong

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Fuck his French ass. I was at the game Monday night and once again he sucked so bad. Overrated fucking idiot. Now season is off, I've got Lakers tickets for next Monday, what do?

We can only hope!

The sports and celebrity aspects getting involved is what I think is really going to to set this in overdrive.

If domestic flights get cancelled it's going to somehow be a worse shitshow.

China really trying to feed us some bullshit about only have 16 new cases today

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youtube.com/watch?v=R07-xHYm_g0

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How many lbs of rice is necessary for a 324 lb male to survive for 6 months without leaving their apartment?

>already have a multi-vitamin for 260 days
>already have 350 bottles of water for like $40

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Pneumonia is not really that fucking horrible in cases of a healthy younger person.

>Woman
>Low IQ post

Pic me surprised bros

The only appropriate anthem for this retard-fuelled collapse is the archetypical clown music: Entry of the Gladiators.
youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0

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YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A lot depends on the health of the recovered population, if it’s like sars with lung damage, this virus is a history maker... if not, and we get under 60 death rates below 1%, we bounce back summertime

>maybe

Seems to be the operative word there doesn’t it

>China is the safest place to be now

What went wrong?

I have a pen pal in Syria who has it and knows lots of families with people who have it. Their government is lying. Go ahead and fill it in red.

Cuba has one?

fuck yeah bros lets clean this shithole

fairly new
youtube.com/watch?v=rOTKk9OZCbQ

More like end of the year if not yearss

They used a really shit rubber that hardens over time and the plastic lens yellows with age.

Anybody who believes the numbers coming from China are retarded.

holy fuck

it's 99.99 CAD for 10 now.

>22:02:02
shit

OK SO THAT MIGHT BE TRUE WHAT I SAID

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Just passing through with a stonks update for any busy anons.

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ANYONE HAS A COMPILATION OF WUFLU VIDS????

The reagents are contaminated retard

I LOVE HER SO MUCH!! I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL MY LIFE FOR HER.
I LOVE YOU CORONACHAN!!!

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lots of countries reporting first cases in this right moment.
wtf is this shit spreading so fast now

Even if this "goes away" (it will not), here in the south we will enter autumn, and we already have local spread.
You can imagine how the cycle will go on...

haha what a dumb half nigger, imagine how dumb the full niggers must be!

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>324 lb male
>not leaving apartment

Shouldn’t you have already figured this one out, user?

President retard in muttland went wrong.

I got mine for $6 for a 2 pack.

120 million dead just from corona if we reach peak happening

My new money maker for when this is over

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Yeah but who wants it? Fucking nobody

Zero you fat fuck

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The entire east, most central countries, reasonable countries like Denmark.

A week or so ago, we still had 0 cases and we:
>closed all schools
>closed all sporting events
>closed all museums and exhibitions
>started disinfecting public transport 4 times a day
>urged everyone to stay at home
>started mass spamming companies to allow home office
The only ones who don't give a shit are boomer, extrovert countries like you, France, Spain. And, well, Germany and germanics (belgium, netherlands) but they're just barbarians who don't do hygiene/health very well.

i know a dumb cunt who won’t take it serious, It’s to late for her

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WHY THE FUCK ISN'T MY WORKPLACE SENDING US TO WORK FROM HOME
FUCK
SEND HELP

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Haha I made that hazzie
That was like cvg 78 lol

Looks like a normal pantry not a prep. Not deep enough on any staples

NOOO NOT MY HECKING SPORTSBALL

I'm just saying that the doctors who did clinical trials with COVID-19 said that the virus can survive for 30 minutes without a host, if every coronavirus survive days, then they are lying now, why? It seems like they wanted us all dead

youtube.com/watch?v=qJY6TRfvq9s

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Freshly baked bread:

Freshly baked bread:

>Trump says he's prepared to use full power of federal state
He had 3 months for that.

Remove the retard in November please.

Dyin! Coof Coof

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Still fairly fucking horrible though. You don't have to be old to get long term damage from it. And that leaves you less able to fight it when you get infected again.

Based

I LOVE HER TOO!
Good luck Corona-chan! Born to die! World is a fuck! Kill em all 2020! I am death cult man! bazillion dead dumb humans!

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>NBA suspends season after player tests positive for Coronavirus
cbssports.com/nba/news/nba-suspends-2019-20-season-after-jazz-player-tests-positive-for-coronavirus/

>all countries that actually matter didn't care

That's enough to doom the whole world

Serbia has 18 cases confirmed

Now lift the skirt up higher. All this damn art and rarely any good cunny shots

>maybe THIS will finally cure my depression!
No, you fat, worthless fuck. Kill yourself, don't wait for a virus to do it

MARKETS ARE FUCKING CRASHING EVERY WORSE
CHECK IT OUT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SoCal here. I have been hearing helicopters fly over my house for the past 10 fucking minutes... what the fuck is going on???

CAN'T WAKE UP

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT

Yeah. I actually feel so glad that I'm an autist that browses this singaporean animation forum.

im in a similar boat user, gf has cystic fibrosis but has been healthy for the most part her whole life, but this can easily kill her. im much more paranoid than she is

nobody said any of that shit

F

ANONS ALERT: AFTER GORONA HAS HER DUE, ITS OUR TURN.

This is why women should not vote or participate in politics/military

324? Ur fucked mate

Trade through asia now.

The virus itself is called SARS-Cov2 actually

Yes, just recently.

Not if we close the fucking borders.

ppl work in brazil??

Blessed Corona-chan

Your mom just fongered me in the backseat of my mom's uncle at white castle

I think you can survive for a long time even without food.

>324lb
>6 months
Fattie, you could just do water, vitamins and a little salt for 6 months and you'd still be a fat fuck.

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ATTENTION FELLOW LEAFS

>FIRST CONFIRMED CASE IN OTTAWA
FIRST CONFIRMED CASE IN OTTAWA
>FIRST CONFIRMED CASE IN OTTAWA
FIRST CONFIRMED CASE IN OTTAWA
ottawa.ca/en/news/first-confirmed-case-covid-19-ottawa?fbclid=IwAR2PFi2aSaky2tIG5Wz4Yd9eRvVBlvaKKFN6DC-hwwuerNQs-224wHlNbiA

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RIP NIKKEI INDEX

We are fucked user, PREP now if you can, things are about to get WILD

LOL
Yeah that was a good thread, like from January. I wonder how many people ITT recognize it.

No, we play football and fuck our trannies for sustenance.

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