Ok seriously

based

With what? A butter knife?

>Yas Forums is always right
too late. the normies are out in droves right now buying up everything - you should have gotten in on the ground floor weeks ago

fuck its too late guys

Nigger tongue my anus just stay where you are eat bugs and peanut butter fill tub up like everyday and drink from that with a clean laddle

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Friendly daily reminder, when you buy your deenz buy pic related, cream cheese, and club crackers. Its really really good. Ive tried probably 20 hot sauces on my deenz and this one is the best in my opinion.

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Yes the buttey knife

Nice

You're not going to need that, just order grocery delivery.

I have a shottie m8

>when I start prepping

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Imagine stocking up on spam and barely surviving, when you could stock up on this and be in heaven:

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that's a lot of mercury

>deenz
>mercury

it's too late retard.

You wot m8 ill scope with this full auto chair

brother

Prep bunkercuck larp fags get the rope

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I'm going to get a nice stock of tonic water. Old school cure for malaria, I figure what the hell.

I don't know the laws there, but I know your country has a big problem with invasive grey squirrels

Sorry OP I loaded down with enough 10 pounds pasta,15 pounds of rice, all kinds of soups, pounds of beans... and toilet paper this weekend before things got crazy...

>Also anons who haven’t trained with intermittent fasting your fucked... I can literally go a week without any food at all and not lose any congnitive or loss of physical performance, after 72hrs you fuckers will kill for a turkey sandwich and confused with brain fog

You can wipe your mouth and forehead from the shit you spew and think, larp homo

Deenz eat a plant based diet. Mercury heavy fish are usually predatory. Sardines have almost zero mercury unlike Tuna or catfish.

>Sorry you gotta feed those refugees and now your passport to evacuate America card ha sheen revoked.

I haven’t been panicked or really worried about it, but once the normies starting flipping their shit starting Saturday I saw where this was going to go with people panic buying everything and I purchased provisions before the real panic set in on Monday

Gotta feed the refugees because we sided with (((You)))

Rate my bag?

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who needs food LOL

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Schizo larp homo/bunkercuck happener

Nice job they've done with you. You probably call yourself redpilled, too.

The fish is safe, because it's low on the food chain!

youtube.com/watch?v=LlORfF81ZHM

Highlights:
>Cold weather clothing
>Super glue+ baking soda for wound care
>500+ rds of 5.56
>hunting knives, including bone saw
>plenty of fire starter
>small ration stash
>electronic tools

Deff not a bunker cuck. This is for a bag, not a shelf.

lmfao never change Yas Forums

That pic isn’t hot sauce, but the red hot version of Pickapeppa is in fact GOAT tier

I've got two tins of beans, a packet of bacon, a loaf of bread and two bottles of monster! feeling comfy right now.

Why did you put a buttplug on your AR14!?!?

The hospitals in italy being too packed to even help people who are 60+ is a larp. Yep.

The question is: WHY is it, not what for.

What are you so afraid of? They want you scared and consooming, you know.

focus on your Macro Nutrients and Calories mainly, meaning Protein, Fats and Carbs.

>Basic of the most cheap basic bitch foods:
Dry Rice: 20 - 40lbs
Dry Beans (Black, Pinto, Red): 20 - 40 lbs
Peanut Butter: 4 x 40 oz jars

Rice = carbs
Beans = Carbs and Protein
Peanut Butter = Dense, portable calories with a lot of fats and some protein
Get like ~10 gallons of water but right now begin filling up a lot of containers and using that first, resort to the stored water if shit really goes down.

>If you have the money:
Corned beef
Spam
Tuna
Pasta
Pasta Sauce
Bouillon cubes (ad 1 cube to 2 cups of uncooked rice, gives it some nice flavour)
Sugar
Flour
Water Filter (3 forms, tablets + 2 filters)
Fire Starters (3 forms, matches, lighters, flint)
Portable Stove
Backpack
Tent/Bivy
Rubbing Alcohol/Vodka
Some liquor and disposable lighters

I work as a mountain guide during the summers and in my emergency kit I always bring 1 jar of peanut butter (3000 calories in something the sized of a soda can), Box of matches, water purifier kit, first aid (Gauze, alcohol pads, steri strips), Vasaline (can use to treat minor cuts and burns, dry skin and can smear on kindling and tinder to help light fires quickly), my solar powered/hand crank radio/phone charger, wrist watch.

Checked, based and methpilled.

why is Norway guy coping so hard?

Based and free base pilled

The alarms are on full blast, yes. But the numbers don't lie. 0.7% death rate for all under 65.

China goymed us and crashed the marked so as to buy it for dimes. The virus isn't the issue, it's (You).

>t. NPC normie who called this a nothingburger two weeks ago

Nice larp bag. Where's your fucking food?

Go RIGHT NOW to Walmart or whatever 24 hour store you have. Every american in the country is going to smash the retail world tommorow. Trumps speech tonight is a game changer

The government (national guard/FEMA) deliveres some food and hygene products to those quarentined on a schedule. Don't go too crazy about it but a couple weeks worth of what you normally eat at any given time isnt a bad idea right now for peace of mind.

I'm "coping" because this board got clogged with this utter bullshit nothingburger and I hate you for ruining it with your homo larp fantasies that affect me in real life because I'm losing my job because of zero customers.

You call yourself redpilled, you are all scared cattle goym just how they like you.

>C
>Zinc
>No D

Enjoy your death by cytokine cascade

Why prep? This is boomer killer disease. Pension liabilities wipe out with this. I don't think there are any meaningful deaths until 60+. Stock market panics, because boomers panic. If only them who are fucked. This is really too good to be just a natural virus. Gooks probably decided to cleanse old population but it spiraled out of control. A shit load of old people will die. It's a good thing.

shut up nigger bastard.

This. I have over 500 tins of deenz, cod livers, sprats, choves, caviar, you name it.

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Uber Eats on speed dial. Have fun eating beans, rice and spam

>Mate the shops are still open and no where is running out of food.

everyone in the shops are infected you retard, the entire point to prep before was to not touch infected shit.

Sprats are the shit. Great on toast.

Gonna get shot/10

Do you even have plates

Canned meat
canned veg
rice
pasta
Dry beans
Salt
Sugar
Coffee
Tea
Chocolates for morale
Other spices
the ability to cook all that
Water at a rate of one gallon a day per person for drinking more if you think you will need it for showering and cooking
1st aid stuff
Pain relievers
Daily vitamins
Regular Bleach not the splashless kind
Other cleaning supplies
Toilet paper
Mask n95 or higher if available
Surgical gloves if available
Candles
Matches
Flashlights
Batteries
GF

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You're going to need about 2000 rolls of toilet paper for starters. When we enter the next dark age toilet paper will be a very valuable bartering item.

You know as well as anybody that every neighborhood in the US is heavily armed and will not tolerate looters.

Based. It's so delicious it takes actual effort not to dig into my emergency supply of bully beef.

>not planting mullein
it's nature's toilet paper

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Just work out where the preppers live in your area and raid their stash

CAN WE PLEASE MOVE THESE TO Yas Forums
It's been 2.5 MONTHS, you had time to read all those threads. This is slide now.

Facts.
It's also good for some other things but those are unironically illegal. You would have to look those up for yourself.

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first - explain what the fuck the bent screwdriver thingys are for?
second - get a blade or arm brace for that pistol AR. It's worthless without that.

Also what's with all the zinc?

besides food, will probably be a good idea to get Dayquil/Nyquil for symptoms if you do get sick

>This is boomer killer disease. Pension liabilities wipe out with this
See if Trump would just cancel all the pensions this coronavirus would go away.

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Just stick to the standard two weeks of supplies for emergencies.

You unironically need to upgrade pretty much all that stuff but I like where you head is at. We have to work with what we got for now.

>I;m thinking about thos deenz

They spit on your food

You are 3 months late bub
Like the other user said, now you can just scavage what you can and hope for the best.
Godspeed

Those taste pretty good when you're hungry... You will also need salt and meat though, as these are made for people in a lifeboat, whithout water. Also keep in mind (from experience) that mice will powerfuck their way right through your supply of mainstay (and rice, etc) and you end up with nothing but mice, little brown shits, and piss crust on everything... .But yeah, these are tasty if you're not low-carbing (which is chad-survival imho).