Lads I'm scared it wasn't supposed to HAPPEN this hard

Infect the White House

Throw it into the ocean and await further Happenings.

> 3 years

Theres a reason doom paul is related to happenings

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Nothing ever happens

God fucking this
I don't leave my house lmao

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>ask for happening
>happening happens
>get scared
s. m. h. f. a. m.

Make the best out of it. Burying our parents will be heartbreaking, and yet it will harden us. Only 3 generations ago our ancestors lived through such hard times and they didn't gave up. As long you won't give up you will come out stronger than ever. Godspeed, user.

just a flu

Destroy it

Let it happen. Enjoy the coof

ETHNO ECO FASCISM IS THE ONLY WAY FORWARD

>and the NEETs shall inherit the Earth

how do NEETs get fed? If it gets worse you won't even get deliveries.

imagine there's no boomers
it's easy if you try
no banks around us
above us only sky
imagine all the neets living for today

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Face the inky blackness with a heart of stone and die like a man. No cowards live in eternity.

1000 percent based and redpilled

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YOU FUCKERS MEME'D THIS INTO A PANDEMIC!!!!!!!!!

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youre a fuckin leaf. just go hide in the yukon

This is nothing, the happening train is just getting started. March is the happening month and it is nowhere near close to being complete.

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You wanted a happening you got it!

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THIS IS WHAT I WANTED THANK YOU CORONA CHAN

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Stomp it under my boot and dilute it with a strong stream of beer piss.

Fixed... faggot.

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immediately stomp on it and let the bodies hit the floor

Doesn't get comfier than this

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Dope reply, that's all that's on my mind. My mum has a learning disability and she just don't know what's happening to her. I don't want to say goodbye to her. Not yet.

And people thought 2020 couldnt match 2016 LMAO

iTs jUsT tHe Flu Br0

Stage 5 - Right now is financial panic, people doing meme shit like buying toilet paper
Stage 4 - Financial gridlock, banks have no cash, companies can not pay employees, this was like 2008 but then the bailout happened
Stage 3 - Government intervention fails, martial law is declared essential industries are nationalised, grocery stores and gas stations are now empty, the oil industry is bankrupt and production has halted, mass rioting and panic
Stage 2 - Essential workers are forced back to work at gunpoint, military mutinies begins, food production has ceased and supply chains no longer exist due to no oil industry, electricity and indoor plumbing no longer exist
Stage 1 - It's over, military units are now warlords, cannibal marauders scavenge the ruins of civilization

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this is just a simulation we are in. no one really dies.

Administer it to myself, don't tell anybody.

Wait... This shit is getting too real...

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I've been waiting to use this for years.

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Kek and redpilled.

Crush it

nothing happens. it's fake and the so called elites are scared.

xD

Inject into rectum

>3 years
at least pretend not to be a tourist

My mum will not die, nooooo REEEEEEEEE

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You'll be fine, son. Just find a swell lady and steady work.

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You don't think 2016 was a happening? Get the fuck out of here.

Shhhh it's okay let corona Chan take you.

Give it to myself and engineer it so that you have to have sex with me to get the vaccine
>infect self with aids

The one time Yas Forums predicted a happening correctly it turns out to be a happening straight out of revelations.

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You'll be part of history.

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>tfw suicidal faggot
>this corona bullshit happens
>on one hand guilt free suicide-by-proxy
>on the other hand, almost 30 yet have the life experience of some 16 year old
I don't know anymore faggots.

sell for 15 billion anonymously

I tried to convince my dad to prep but he didn't take me seriously, he never takes anything seriously except his job but now he sees. I love him so much man, I wouldn't make a last stand with anyone else.

>Give it to myself and engineer it so that you have to have sex with me to get the vaccine
Mein neger.