An actual Happening

>Tom Hanks and wife has Corona
>Trump bans all travel from Europe for the next 30 days
>NBA season cancelled since one of their players is being tested for Corona
And that's only in the last hour.

>trump announces europe travel ban to us for 30 days (excluding uk)
>tom hanks has corona
>nba is suspended
this has all just been tonight

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HAHA I MEAN IM STILL AN ATHIEST YOU KNOW

BUT

HAHA

PROBS GONNA GO TALK TO A PRIEST TOOMROW

is she just attention whoring?

>alex jones

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How long before Tom Hanks dies?

THIS IS WHAT WEVE BEEN WAITING FOR SINCE AUGUST

Dude is 63, he's fucking done.

>Dow Futures crashing, economic collapse incoming.
investing.com/indices/us-30-futures

No, it's not playing out like The Walking Dead, so they just ignore it and continue scarfing down Hungy Man TV dinners and keyboard sniping like they always do.

Newfags will never change. They'll still be here when they're fucking 80, still posting away useless about how racist they are, and how the Jews destroy everything, and how all women are horrible sluts/THOTs/roasties and how doomed humanity is.

Never have lived an actual day. Just posted away on this stupid site because they hate everything that could have possibly made them happy.

This shit is real
The authorities are helpless

>Happening
just a flu nobody will remember this in a couple of months

He blew under legal limit. He will get off.

and it won't stop happening now

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Happy? Of course
Satisfied however...that remains to be seen.

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Nothing ever happens

He'll prob make it
costs him maybe 1 wrinkle or so

>corona virus
>a happening

nigga, you stupid

Yes it’s exciting

Yes.

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Oh yeah BAYBEEE!!!!!!

yep
feels good man

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The world isn't burning yet.

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oh god. theres a case in the town next over. I thought being a rural retard meant i was safe. saw doctors in the car park wearing full PPE and shiet
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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not enough shitskins are dying

i'm crying with joy, this is the best month of my life so far

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yeah even with the hell of my dad being on his deathbed I just can't help but smile as it all burns down. just went to store in Rural Colorado yesterday toilet paper and paper towels are gone. Hand soap, dish soap is all gone. All the ramen is gone.

They laughed at me for prepping and now they have nothing. Wonder how long before people snap and start looting each other in the parking lots and the shootings and riots start. Good burn it all fuck this world.

Don't worry, Iran is getting pounded by Corona chan.

checked

It's a good start, I want more though. Total collapse. We need a hard reset on the world. If I end up dying so be it.

I WANT MASS DEATH
I WANT MASS DEATH
I WANT MASS DEATH
I WANT MASS DEATH

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I've never been happy and I'll never be happy.

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hes one of (((them))), theyll give him something to heal him. remember how uncomfortable he looked during ricky gervais speech

Yea leaf finally :DDDDD

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i want it to actually happend

It's not enough
I need more
NOTHING SEEMS TO SATISFY

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Nothing, just a flu brah

Oh god, here's Madagascar-user again. Booooooooooooooooooring.

Checked. Getting there yes

Tom Hanks got Corona.
Bros.

>about how racist they are, and how the Jews destroy everything, and how all women are horrible sluts/THOTs/roasties and how doomed humanity is.

Where's the lie?

>they hate everything that could have possibly made them happy.
Go back and reread what you just wrote. You are literally suggesting that kikes would make one happy.

Kill yourself immediately.

Sieg Heil

but this is only the beginning

>An actual Happening
Oh fuck off. There's no happening.

Yes.

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Accelerate were going fast now boys

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No. It's happening too slowly.
I was expecting more Michael Bay explosions and zombies.

Bros how many false happenings did we go through?

I remeber every one getting excited and now the real thing is here...

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Wake me up when freikorps is lynching shitskins in the streets

Yes. I can finally be free.

>don't go to Europe
They got it in Australia...

USA has over 1200 cases and Mexico has less than 10. I hear Mexico is going to build a wall and make America pay for it.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO
I JUST WANTED A PRETEND HAPPENING NOT AN ACTUAL ONE
NO ONE WANTED AN ACTUAL HAPPENING

>Nationwide quarantine imminent
>POTUS and military round up all deep state traitors and the option is either a "corona death" or GITMO
>Economy completely tanks
>Fed is ousted and replaced with a new system
>Dollar backed by gold standard
>All debt wiped
>Full disclosures come later involving energy, cures, etc.
>Q predicted this
>inb4 take your meds schizo
>screencap this

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So you admit to have no use to society?
Re think that, kill YOURself.

The lie is what you tell yourself about how washed up and lonely you're going to eb if you somehow make it past 60.
But let me guess, you're gonna be so wealthy that won't matter, right?

LOL I hope you have a gay Black male nurse also.

Ya

don't be so sad user
its almost like you're so new you forgot swine flu

Yes. I feel great!

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It's just starting.

This timeline is pretty god damned funny

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Retard here, what am I looking at?

alot of boomers will die, so yes.

my nigga

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I'm not quite sure it's up to 911 happening par yet, but seem clearly on track to hit it and even surpass it. Yas Forums will have it's 911 after all to talk about in the future "you newfags weren't around when the real happening happened here".

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This

IS

FUCKING

INSANE

OMG. This is definitely a depression.

>I'm in danger

The fire rises

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Thus far, this isn't how a imagined an actual pandemic. But yes, kinda.

>thinks a flu is a happening
Wash your hands. Spanish flu didn't last long, didn't wipe out any populations.

No you’re just an idiot t_d.

April 3, 2020, it al collapses. Check em.

Wrong happening-con. We're at 2 right now - in the middle of the happening.

>A worldwide pandemic is a happening
Nice try

Leafs cant digit. Let me help you out.

Yes, I am, leafy. Some reservations, but overall, yes I am. Megameltdown in the stock market taking place after hours. Another projected 1000 point down day but the best recent news is Tom "the pizza man" Hanks is infected.

I'm telling you he got "arrested" to keep him from leaking whatever gibberish he randomly came into contact with that just so happens to be the truth to this whole matter.

Coming here in 2016 means you are new boom boom. Keep denying reality.

everything is peachy dory

-Stock market plunges again

-Italy announces unprecedented quarantine measures

-Denmark follows suit

-German chancelor admits most of her country will get it

-US president has emergency Oval Office address in which he seems very ill

-Massive money-maker NCAA tournament canceled

-certain NBA and NHL games ordered to be played in empty stadium, NBA game about to start is cancelled minutes beforehand and then the NBA suspends their season

Even putting aside the virus stuff there's also:

-Turkey and Greece getting extremely close to a shooting war over the border situation

-US military base was apparently hit by Iran-supported militia in Iraq resulting in fatalities, possibly leading to another armed confrontation.

For once Yas Forums was right, it's actually HABBENINJ

DOW Jones future's going down the drain, down -1,300 points. If it continues going down that trend, we will suffer a worse happening than in 1929.

Basically bets on where the stock market is heading; a good indication of what's in store for the Dow tomorrow (in this case, a bloodbath).

Disaster always feels so distant, detached. Someone else's struggle in some far away place. It's not until It's in our city, our doors that we realise just how fragile we are. All of us.

A real happening has a narrative. Right now all we have is speculation.
The dissolution of NATO and/or formation of a union between UK and US would be a happening.
Mass arrests of elites is a happening.
Declaration of war is a happening.
Martial law is a happening.
Right now we have things that are happening but aren't happenings.

September 11, 2020 end of humanity. ROLL FOR ME SWEETIE

Not quite "happening" tier fag

Thanks China

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This.

Dude weed God says it.

so............ is this the show yet

And yet I smile hoping this is the big one and this world is wiped clean so I can know peace.

You are already 60. You’re just mad that this shit is real now. Your boomer bubble of a just world just burst. Now you are lashing out. Race is real btw, go wack off to niggers in red hats on your subreddit.

>You faggots happy now?

fucking euphoric

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