PICK UP THE PHONE DONALD

this

Put doctor Mutumbo and dr. Ahmed on the case

Best timeline.

NO NO NO YOU CANT BAN ME YOU BUFFOON!!!

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HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK UNPRECEDENTED SHIT IS HAPPENING
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

Get fucked you stupid krauts

EAT SHIT EUROPE

only Micron have Trump ear

Does the White House have an answering machine? I want to hear this.

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Someone do the crying wojak/smug pepe with Merkul and Trump.

KEK EAT SHIT LOLOLOLOLOL EUROPOORS KEKEKEK

Europe gets what it fucking deserves

holy shit did he rwat make this decision without consulting European leaders? based

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY EUROPOORS

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NOOO NOT THE TRAVELINO!! NOT THE TRADE RESTRICTINO. NOOOOOO MY INDUSTRY!!!!!!!!!

>trump cuts of white people
>open borders to all niggers
What a based man. I thank god everyday for white cucks and the fact I’m black

Deus vult!

Wrong number bitch

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She's mad that now she will be stuck with more mudslimes

Lmao this fucking cunt is seething. Trump is epic good move on him. I hope this bitch dies of a heart attack because of this.

lol

>BUT DAHNALD, TINK OF DE MIGRANTS

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imagine forgetting germany is US occupied territory and they cant do shit without our permission

lmao

For what mutt?

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

Lmao.

I'm confused. Isn't the EU the representative of Europe?

Womp womp

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fuck sometimes I really love that orange bastard

Can't be too safe

Will you answer when the bog calls? Trick question you never had a choice

That was some fast salt.

fukin lol

Travel to be banned from all non-anglo countries

Eurocucks SEETHING

absolutely based

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. MY FUCKING SIDES.

>ya, donald? we need to offload some somalis, pls call

he probably considered it for a moment, then thought "lol why?"

Kek

hahahah get fucked merkel

BAN PHONE CALLS FROM EUROPE NOW!!!!!

Hahahahahaha, no open borders for the virus.
Trump is a bad boy, didn‘t he read the memo from Merkel?
Her policy is that 70% of Germans will get the virus, how dare he!?!?!?

"except the UK" LMFAO THE EU MUST BE FUCKING SEETHING HAHAHAHAHAHA

so will this kill off all the niggers living all over eu? did god save us with the corona virus. will we finally get rid of all the niggers?

Fuck that dumb bitch!
Aaaahahahahahahahahaha

>You might see a low IQ stupid Nigger and Arab who are literally so worthless that not even their own shit countries need them...
>But I see a philosopher and a robotics engineer!

You're still an ugly nigger though lol

Trump was like "Europe's horrible and irresponsible response to virus has caused me to have to close us border (except uk looohole)
Shame shame Europe.

No wonder Merkel is big mad.

fucking based

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wah poor Annegella can't get a booty call in before she gets coronavirus

Merkel written impressions make me laugh way too much

GO TO BED MERKEL DAMN LMAO

Haw Haw! We did it! We elected a retard Jew slave to destroy the planet! Haw! Haw! Merkel sure is ugly! MIGA!

>Trump
>open borders
pick one nigger faggot

It wasn't a decision. It was a DECREE from Trump.

NOOOO WHAT ABOUT dIvErSiTy?????

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bumping for a new pm

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>DAHNALLDDD WE NEED THE BORDERZ OPENS

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Kek
She wants his balls now

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Kek based

*You have 40 missed calls from Angela*

Should ground all planes, and ban all travel to the US

Kek based leaf

The boss doesn't consult the janitor when making decisions.

Holy shit this thread is funny

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I hope he ignored that call

isn't it like ..4 am in germany right now?

Seethe more, you fucking Bernie bitch. You are just mad, because you wasted all of your money donating, instead of prepping.

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>shocking

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You deserve it white people.
HOLOCAUST PAYBACK TIME BITCH
twitter.com/RuthKiryati/status/1237866846692368386

Trump showed that Nazi cunt what is up.

>Yeah don't answer that

BASED

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lul

I hope those fucks actually do something significant. Our medical care might be nice but that won't help if everyone's getting infected. I just hope they close down everything for two weeks.

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he's gonna ghost her

Do you really think that european leaders are sleeping when they have literal airbone aids floating around?

Trump is based as fuck sometimes

Predicting that by the time individual EU members enact any form of travel restrictions, their refugee populations immediately ruin any effort by disobeying any quarantine measure and spreading that shit all over Europe.

DAHNAHLD! GIFF ME ZE AHNTEDOTES! SCHNELL!

Sorry Angela, but we have to send you back. Sorry, Donald is not taking any calls at the moment. Have a nice day.

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GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER

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You can't reject that call.

you thjink he left it go to voicemail, or do you think he heard it ring once then clciked END CALL?

FUCKING DAMN IT DONALD. NUKE FUCKING CHINA! YOUR INACTION IS GOING TO GET US ALL KILLED!

I hope you guys can turn it around. Germans are pretty cool.

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I seriously don't know why you keep re-electing Kartoffelfrau.

wait, what just happened??

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America is the World’s “Daddy”.

An-juh-luh, you should have accepted my proposal for Trump Tower in Munich.

>the hand sanitizer squirt all over the pen
What did I just watch?

OH NO NO NO

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End call defo

Ma'am this is a macdonald

The real holocaust hasn't even happened yet

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can we become a colony again?

the great awakening nigger welcome to it

This ghastly cunt is drinking red wine, like every night!

youtube.com/watch?v=slwMSZ6cOEI

I will just sit here with the best health cares system in the world and wait untill you all fat americans die, 3 deaths inly here

>People complaining Trump isn't doing enough
>Trump does something to contain the virus and reduce the spread
>Merkel gets pissy

Because they boomers are in the majority here. But luckily that mistake will be fixed in the next few months.

LET HER SWEAT

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