Brit/pol/ - Early Brekkie Edition

>David Cameron ‘targeted’ by crazed arsonist who burned down his neighbour’s house with a Molotov cocktail
thesun.co.uk/news/11153940/david-cameron-targeted-arsonist-burned-neighbours-house/

>Boris Johnson will hold emergency COBRA meeting tomorrow to rule on shutting schools, banning football matches and telling everyone to work from home
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8100411/Number-UK-coronavirus-cases-soars-456.html

>Raging Binfire near Langholm housing estate
newsandstar.co.uk/news/18286784.youths-sought-raging-bin-fire-near-housing-estate/

>Migrants face £624 annual fee to use NHS in ‘shameful and counterproductive’ Budget move
metro.co.uk/2020/03/11/migrants-face-620-annual-fee-use-nhs-shameful-budget-move-12384086/

>Youths believed to have started Binfire involving large wheelie bin in York
yorkpress.co.uk/news/18293682.youths-believed-started-fire-involving-large-wheelie-bin-york/

>Solo 45 trial: Grime artist convicted of 21 rapes
avonandsomerset.police.uk/news/2020/03/solo-45-trial-grime-artist-convicted-of-21-rapes/

>Wheelie bin torched in Edlington resulting in Binfire
rotherhamadvertiser.co.uk/news/view,wheelie-bin-torched-in-edlington_35380.htm

>SNP scolded for interrupting OWN MP with rowdy behaviour as Commons descends into chaos
express.co.uk/news/politics/1253951/snp-news-ian-blackford-boris-johnson-parliament-live-budget-2020-latest

>Sweet As Pie: Highlights From British Pie Week 2020
bakeryinfo.co.uk/news/fullstory.php/aid/22685/British_Pie_Week_2020_highlights_from_Higgidy,_Pukka_and_Pieminister.html

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Incoming Americans.

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What are black brits like?
>what do they look like
>sound like
>where are they from

They seem so cool tbqh

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trump's travel ban is not going to help. community spread is happening everywhere.

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So your telling me theres no uni tomorrow?

night then

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Trump is cancelling all flights from Europe excpt the UK!

DEUS VULT!

Now if only Boris would close all the borders to Europe.

>Mr. Farage, do you thing women should be banned from wearing trousers?

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I was originally going to make this post some point in December, likely on the same date that I started using a trip, but after recent events I'm going to make it now.

I have decided to stop browsing and posting in Brit/pol/. This general, over the past couple of years, has transformed into a complete and utter gutter, full of petty and spiteful underage children without any intellect whatsoever or ability to form coherent, salient posts. The level of knowledge and discourse regarding anything is just pitiful, and just goes to show how poor our education is. As a result, the threads are just endless autismal scrawls about trannies, anime, norfposting, happening spastics, tripfags, and quite possibly worse of all, baseless and uneducated LARPing and only goes to show how utterly dense the average poster here is. This general once housed people who genuinely knew what they were talking about and genuinely had interesting things to say but like petulant children and spastics, you drove them out of this general based on personal dislikes, and then celebrated and acted smug once they were gone and the entire general environment had suffered as a result. Now no decent and intelligent posters continue to post. This general is truly full of the worst posters Yas Forums has to offer, and it would be a blessing if the administrators would remove this cancerous polyp from the arse of Yas Forums. You rightly point out the cancerous and autistic nature of /ptg/ and the rest of Yas Forums outside of Brit/pol/, yet Brit/pol/ at this point is worse off than any other place on Yas Forums, and potentially even Yas Forums as a whole.

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Has to be done at this point

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Cheerio

BORIS JOHNSON SET TO ANNOUNCE BAN ON ALL TRAVEL TO EUROPE, AFRICA AND ASIA TOMORROW AFTERNOON

TRAVEL TO THE USA STILL PERMITTED

USA TO BAN ALL TRAVEL FROM EUROPE EXCEPT FOR THE UK

UK AND USA APPARENTLY COORDINATING PLANS BEHIND SCENES

USA AND UK DECIDE TO "ABANDON" EUROPE TO DEAL WITH THE OUTBREAK WHILE CONTAINING IT DOMESTICALLY

UK AND USA SET TO ANNOUNCE JOINT VACCINE PROGRAM

- REUTERS

Details to be announced further after COBRA Meeting. Schools, football games etc also expected to be shut down.

>UK AND USA SET TO ANNOUNCE JOINT VACCINE PROGRAM
the labour party will use this as "proof" the nhs is going to be sold. cap this post

white people """culture"""

See you tomorrow fren.

we're not getting a vaccine, ever. this virus is mutating rapidly and it has ADE, just like SARS.

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post link or gtfo

What are you talking about? Just us Europeans in here.

HOWDY

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It's the end times

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I'll come back like nut on your spine

Good luck euro fags, you're gonna need it.

Give my regards to Erdogan, there's a good chap.

EU is seething, as per.

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>seething

seething in-between coughing fits.

>not understandable
imagine employing this guy who's so far gone he can't even frame the issue of border security in his head

They were children of mostly Jamaican immigrants, and had a culture (and actual music scenes) up until the early/mid 2010s when they became diet African-Americans.

We might have a bunch of American-Spics coming over here to ''make use of their limited travel''

>football games etc also expected to be shut down.
Good. Man City, rich oligarchs, killed the national/regional conference football industry

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Is this it then boys ?
Who's phoning in sick tomorrow?

You know how to say the right words

Been thinking about it

My brother phoned in sick yesterday and hasn't been out of his room since

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I'm not happy with the borrowing or deficit on the budget even though the rates are low. I don't think it was time for a feel good budget, which is what some of the measures are.

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Got to have a meeting with managers and a colleague for a disciplinary tomorrow but the colleagues little brat goes to a school with multiple infected

There's going to be an absolute shitload of people trying to get tested for covid now as a pre empt to get and get a bed for treatment. Even more so than before.

What did you do?

He's dead.

Any muffled coofing?

things do feel very uneasy atm, thats for sure. a combination of overhyping and downplaying has left me feeling not scared, just uncertain, and its shit.

missing 2019 already.

Should I come home before it's too late?

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Told her off for not doing her job properly multiple times then put in a formal complaint. I'm going to tell them I'm not working with her anymore job be damned.

do the thing with the willy please mum

No. They have far better healthcare there.

It's irritating isn't it, especially when it makes it harder for you

What is it you do?

and that's a good thing

What fucking disgusting food you niggers eat

Fug, breakfast looks good.

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fuck the experts

Based if true.

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Yep, I was worried about it because they want to get us to be friends again but I'm just going to say no I've had enough

Yeah don't back down because it'll just happen again and you'll be in the same situation

Top secret mate

Cheers, it's been going on for ages and she absolutely does my fucking nut in so it's hard to be objective

Hot

This feels like the last weekend before everything will really go to shit. I'm going to do a big shop and then eat at a really nice restauraunt on Friday night, see my parents on Saturday then hole up and get comfy. Might go for a walk along the coast on Sunday one last time.
What are everyone else plans?

You'll have to let us know what happens in the meeting

but they wont give you a bed, they only do that if you come down with pneumonia they'll just tell them to self isolate.

Might be jobless but I don't really care, quite a liberating feeling

Get up
Yas Forums
Chaturbate
Bed

Woah, just like old times.

how bad is it there ? they keep saying here we need to hold of for warmer wether but if you guys are getting it then what good will that do.

Yep that's what they're already doing. Not everyone with it gets severe pneumonia. Next week will decide how bad it gets here.

WHAT FOOD IS SAFE TO EAT

IS IT TRUE THAT THE CORONAVIRUS CANNOT SURVIVE INSIDE YOUR STOMACH BECAUSE OF GASTRIC ACID?

You know you love us.

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Tom Hanks has got corona kek

It's already in the tendies user, it's over.

Absolutely fucking disgusting
I wouldn't feed that to my dog

All that shit just left behind, we can only take so much

>False : The coronavirus loves acid you need to drink a print of cum to kill it - BBC.co.uk/takdaload

Here's hoping every kike in Hollywood gets it

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>USA/UK Broship will last to the end of humanity
absolutely based. always thought of you guys like my older brother

Loaded up with tins, coffee, cereal, and dry food today. Going in again tomorrow to get more plus vitamins, spirits/liquor, cleaning chemicals, energy drinks, batteries etc. And a microwave from the charity shop. I need to buy a microwave from the charity shop since the one here broke yesterday