/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1922

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HEY EUROS FREE MONEY, MASKS, AND HAND SANITIZER AT MY HOUSE, ALL FOR FREE, I LIVE IN THE U.S., YOU CAN COME GET IT WHENEVER YOU WANT.

OH WAIT LOOOOOOOOOOL.

30 DAYS LOOOL
30 DAYS LOOOL
30 DAYS LOOOL
30 DAYS LOOOL

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>tom hanks gets infected
>people across america shitting themselves
lmao

can we go back to january and chose the end of the world by nukes?

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TRUMP HOT MIC:
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TRUMP HOT MIC:
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>DOW Futures plummet -700 since address
>and it's still going

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MY STUPID ASS ROOMMATE ORDERED CHINESE HE LITERALLY DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THIS THING FUUUUUUUUUUCK

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Is it true that BBC cures coronachan?

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I FUCKING CAN'T I'M DONE

I'm actually enjoying the worldwide meltdown here from Hong Kong.

Serves those retarded right for blasting days on end about "it's just the flu" and "masks don't work".

The retarded need to die for humanity to improve.

Good job italians!

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A CELEBRITY HAS IT, NOW NORMALFAGS ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

>A CELEBRITY HAS IT, NOW NORMALFAGS ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

A CELEBRITY HAS IT, NOW NORMALFAGS ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

>A CELEBRITY HAS IT, NOW NORMALFAGS ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

A CELEBRITY HAS IT, NOW NORMALFAGS ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

>A CELEBRITY HAS IT, NOW NORMALFAGS ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

A CELEBRITY HAS IT, NOW NORMALFAGS ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

>A CELEBRITY HAS IT, NOW NORMALFAGS ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

A CELEBRITY HAS IT, NOW NORMALFAGS ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

>A CELEBRITY HAS IT, NOW NORMALFAGS ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

A CELEBRITY HAS IT, NOW NORMALFAGS ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

>A CELEBRITY HAS IT, NOW NORMALFAGS ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

A CELEBRITY HAS IT, NOW NORMALFAGS ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

>A CELEBRITY HAS IT, NOW NORMALFAGS ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

A CELEBRITY HAS IT, NOW NORMALFAGS ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

>A CELEBRITY HAS IT, NOW NORMALFAGS ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

ITS LIKE A MOVIE BUT WE CANT WALK AWAY OF THE THEATRE

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GET FUCKED YUROPOORS

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"Bring out your dead!"

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>here's your reporting bro

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I watched this
youtube.com/watch?v=dcsZjfs2cB4
while listening to this
youtube.com/watch?v=rOTKk9OZCbQ
>tfw it is legit happening
let it happen, there is no stopping corona-chan now, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH kek

If the war doesn't start in the next month I'm nuking china by myself.

>POTUS elbow-drops European trade
>Hanks: hold my beer

Bruh the Army is already shutting down PCS moves in affected areas, what do you think?
>t. Stuck In Korea

Checked, best girl keeps delivering daily happenings!
>warned my family in January
>they are freaking out
I TOLD YOU TO PREP
POOL IS CLOSED

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you better put your suit user.

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yo that's racist wtf.

At least he didn't order European, lol

DOW IS GOING DOW!
WE 1929 NOW

>Corona-chan Vending Machine
>NEW MEGA LINK: mega.nz/#F!GWADQaRS!3yuOGCae39EvDkVH3a5tyQ
>Thank you based user for doubling the collection.

Send me new coronas to add to the archive.
If you want something, find it in the archive.

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He probably meant white out right?

What's the bottom line on Trump's address thus far

w'ere dead brayan, totally fucking dead.

Will Canada follow Trumps lead and ban pozzed Europeans??

predict italy's cases/deaths for tomorrow

200+ deaths
3000+ cases

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>gay flag
What did it mean by this?

Expect the stores to be stripped bare tomorrow

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europe is better off desu

RUDY HAS TESTED POSITIVE

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Say it with me
NOTHING

>CGTN is funded in whole or in part by the Chinese gov

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better than spagghetti

nooo not my heckin shart in mart vacation

Now he's positive. LMAO.

Bros, what are some commonly overlooked items that I should check to see if I've got on my list?
I've been checking and rechecking for two months now but I just know there will be something I've forgotten to consider. I need your collective wisdom/autism.

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Time to get right with your maker.
youtube.com/watch?v=NNrAoMwbm9g&list=RDNNrAoMwbm9g&index=1

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Strange that there haven't been any quarantined individuals posting here.

plague: 10% deathrate when treated
coronavirus in italy currently:44% dethrate when treated

AHHHHH
this shit is WORSE THAN THE LITERAL PLAGUE!

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>January 26, 2020
Fucking hell, less than two months ago but feels like two years and two weeks ago at the same time
We are in this for the long haul aren't we anons?

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Does the travel ban includes cargo?

Niggers rioting at University of Dayton. Not sure why

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C U B A
U
B
A

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yup

more sportsball suspending seasons an shiet too

Shit really did hit the fan in March.

>NBA SUSPENDED THE SEASON!!
NBA SUSPENDED THE SEASON!!
>NBA SUSPENDED THE SEASON!!
NBA SUSPENDED THE SEASON!!
>NBA SUSPENDED THE SEASON!!
NBA SUSPENDED THE SEASON!!
>NBA SUSPENDED THE SEASON!!
NBA SUSPENDED THE SEASON!!

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NBA SUSPENDED ALL THE SEASON

holy shit

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NBA SUSPENDS SEASON

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I know Kevin, we are fucking dead here bro

No, we're #1922

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Pandemic movie list???

How did they know he had it?

Checked and added. Thank you for your contribution.

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Travel ban after it's helpful
tax breaks for jews
financial aid in the form of loans with "low interest"
consooooome

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I've already got one month's worth of supplies prepped, should I go out and buy two? I'm in Ohio so the virus hasn't yet hit this place hard yet, there's still time.

NBA SUSPENDED THE SEASON

FUCK YES NO MORE NIGGERBALL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

yes, letting a nigger pozz you will give you aids and ebola, which will kill you before corona-chan can

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One moment of silence in remembrance of our beloved fallen ones.

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This makes me really sad for Donald. Imagine losing your presidency to a faggy little virus from China. At least he'll spend the last 4 years with his vast fortune.

Yes

BASKETBALL AMERICANS BTFO'D

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
FUCKING WOJBOMB twitter.com/wojespn/status/1237914166285008896

Thanks, doc.

how far are we legit thinking this'll fall?

15000 by friday?

China itself is the cancer of humanity.
Hopefully other nations will wise up after this coronavirus mess and stop enabling them.

NORMIES GONNA FREAK
NO MORE CHANCES TO BUY BEANZ

Very fucking strange. You would think sick people would want to shitpost... what if it's a bodysnatchers thing?

Babies are being born in the same hospitals as coronavirus patients. They will be carriers (as will young people in general everywhere) and spread the virus all over the nation and world. Holy shit this is going to be Biblical.

what is this a corona-chan collage for ants?

UD will riot for anything, especially during basketball season. Trust me, been in a few of them

idk lads this feels like a dream, when do I get to wake up?

Avoid people as much as possible, use gloves don't touch your face use self checkout. You should be fine

don't forget the mayonnaise, get a bucket of it

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More like USA btfo'ing themselves by pretending banning travel at this point is going to do anything but make it harder to get medical supplies.

Hanks caught the Chink Stink.

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Even drawings of niggers are ugly

NOT MY HECKIN SPORTSBALL GOOD BOY NIGGERINOS

I know that feels, user.
I want nuclear war with them.

i remember when it was less than 400 infected
Let's post corona-chans old designs

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so you have the prophecy checklist thingy with the belly of the dragon will leak and stuf?? because i wonder if the trump anouncement fits one of the criteria

What is the burger plan to stop community spreading

Niggerball will literally wake up the normies.
THIS TIMELINE IS FUCKING INSANE

THREAD THEME SONG
youtube.com/watch?v=7zp8Sg7Kv8Q

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I dont believe for a second Tom hanks is infected. Fucking hired liars.

They have been told to be "infected" so when they recover they can go, see guys! Its not so bad! Nobody panic!

B R E A D
AND
S P O R T S B A L L C I R C U S E S

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

we were getting meme flag trolls spamming this meme for a solid 2 weeks or so near the beginning of this

yeah it's crazy to see how far we've come. i think we are still only in the beginning.

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>Senate blocks sick leave bill
>Travel bans approximately 8 weeks after they would have been useful
>Financial aid for (your) boss, not for (you)
Is this the gayest pandemic response in the history of the Western world?

>0.7 deathrate
Alarmist cunt

>Oh no not my niggerball whatever will o do with my life now

Yeah, ok, that is quite a happening, and the happs just keep happening.

I fucking knew it. No good measures, just "muh eckonomie"

IT'S HAPPENING BOIS
>IT'S HAPPENING BOIS
IT'S HAPPENING BOIS
>IT'S HAPPENING BOIS
IT'S HAPPENING BOIS
>IT'S HAPPENING BOIS
IT'S HAPPENING BOIS
>IT'S HAPPENING BOIS
IT'S HAPPENING BOIS
>IT'S HAPPENING BOIS
IT'S HAPPENING BOIS
>IT'S HAPPENING BOIS

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MISSISSIPPI HAS FALLEN.

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careful she bites...

>TRUMP BANS TRAVEL FROM EU

>TOM HANKS HAS CORONA

>GOBERT HAS CORONA

>NBA SUSPENDS SEASON

sounds like a nothingburger to me

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>CONFIRMED INFECTED STATES - 44/50
Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin
>NOT CONFIRMED - 6/50
Alabama, Alaska, Idaho, Maine, North Dakota, Wyoming

yeah

it's just a meme bro

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we were supposed to get holocaust 2 and see ayys, but... I don't think anyone's making it that long lmol

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But user. Those are the best kind of movies. We all wanted a happening. Or...did you think everyone was pretending?

you just killed 19 people with that comment

>t. A non prepper panicking
You've had plenty of time.

Shoot to kill.

futures are tanking

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Don't you realize theres gonna be huge spike in crime? Basket ball Is just a means to keep them pacified without that the chimp outs will be unreal.
>its in the summer for a reason
>they couldn't be trusted to be free until Basketball was invented

finally some titties on this virus

Ill go buy more rice beans and tuna tomorrow

After you leave this world.

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Just bought masks, what's the method to sanitize them once you're not in public? Obviously if the virus did come in contact with the mask just touching it when you take it off and touching your face and it's over. Fill a spray bottle with grain alcohol and spray it down between trips outside?

I don't even know if you can get a bucket of mayo here without looking in to catering suppliers.

Look how far we've come :)

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feels weird living in history. First brexit now this

What if everyone gets Italy's strain, and a third of the people get it die? What if the second wave does it again? What if many get reinfected and die after recovering? What if millions more die from famine, suicide, war, crime, etc? Is it out of the question that billions could die and global civilization could collapse?

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He still hasn't tweeted about Trump's speech

Rope of good length and thickness, a tall chair, that easily slides and a pipe connected to the ceiling would be good to have on hand

jews and their pets btfo

Otm Shank

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If the niggerball celebrities get it, can you imagine the non stop media blitz that will happen, when those basketball americans start dropping like flies. They'll be nothing but sports fags crying about how their niggerball player was the greatest of all time.

THE EUROS....
THEY'RE FLOODING INTO THE UK
BREXIT WAS SUPPOSED TO MEAN BREXIT
FUUUCK
WHATS HAPPENING
THEYRE COOFING ALL OVER HEATHROW, THE UNDERGROUND, AND THE NHS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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THIS IS THE FUCKING HAPPENING, IT'S FINALLY HERE,HOLY SHIT

more like 8k

this is going to make 2008 look like nothing

Is that you in Daegu?

Bro fuck your trips
That bitch ugly

NEET UPRISING!!!!

NBA SEASON POSTPONED

They're getting the Gitmo treatment in secure facilities.

so vague it can pertain to anything

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youtube.com/watch?v=IernJ-2gZ_U

this is more fitting.
>boomers btfo
>immunocompromised (gays and trannies) btfo
>whites are resistant somewhat, or at least not as vulnerable as minorities

Yes

>no good measures
Well, he did say "wash your hands"

Corona-chan is playing on casual mode with the bumbling idiots we have managing this.

source?

t. mississippi user

Thank you for this user. Sound Timing!!

youtu.be/Gaf4taCpvNQ

looking for some more suggestions too.
>milk can be freezed
>whey protein, you want some protein once meat runs out
>pre made bolognese sauce, easiest meal and tastes good

wow it's literally nothing

Come up with a segregation system.
Have no contact with your parents.
Do not allow your parents contact with the outside world.
Handle all contact with the outside world personally.
Lysol the shit out of good you deliver to them.

Captcha slowing me down now that I am pumping Trump!

Imagine being a nothingburger coper today.

Fucking wew lad.

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Biblical will literally be if 1/3rd the human population dies from this event.

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BREAKING OUT THE CLASSIC
youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

TRUMP DELIVERED NOTHING
WE'RE FUCKED AS COMMUNITY SPREAD CONTINUES

US Navy just declared pandemic Level 2.

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>2020
>UK leaving the EU starting what is surely a series of future exits
>Turkey trying to invade Greece in a pathetic attempt with fake rapefugees propaganda and European countries uniting to support Greece

God, thanks for this pandemic, this is the final nail in the coffin for globalism and globalization.

>american "culture" has reached such a point things only matter if jew movie stars speak about them or are affected by them
You people should hope the virus wipes your nation out.

NBA SEASON SUSPENDED

GOBERT TESTED POSITIVE

youtube.com/watch?v=ZiQoVv0FSKQ

Canada needs to ban Americans and Europeans now!

So how bad is this virus really?
My dad who is a doctor said this is just a bad cold and the media is over-hyping it

TURN ON ESPN

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NOOOOO NOT MY NOGGERINOS

Thought niggers couldn't catch it?
FUCKING KEK

How

not a good measure, retard tier escapism. this is airborne, he should have told people to get masks.

>OH WAIT

Our fucking healthcare system only has 2 DAYS of masks stored up if everyone wears one a day

Truth meme

China shoves this PC crap up everyone's ass because they invented PC culture to keep people from questioning "great communist party".

It's great when you can kill millions, harvest humans for organs and run the largest slave trade in the world and then shut down everyone who questions it by calling them racist.

BASKETBALL AMERICAN CAN BE INFECTED

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>European countries uniting to support Greece
I'm not seeing that, all I see is Germany telling Greece to deal with it and not do anything themselves

>A CELEBRITY HAS IT, NOW NORMALFAGS ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

This.

niggerball season is canceled, I know already

dang it now prepping is going to literally be impossible . great

TOM HANKS HAS CORONA
>TOM HANKS HAS CORONATOM HANKS HAS CORONA
>TOM HANKS HAS CORONATOM HANKS HAS CORONA
>TOM HANKS HAS CORONATOM HANKS HAS CORONA
>TOM HANKS HAS CORONATOM HANKS HAS CORONA
>TOM HANKS HAS CORONA

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I prefer songs about /ourgirl/
youtube.com/watch?v=9tN0zJUmrJk

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Thank Corona-chan for taking down Hollywood and the NBA in a single day! NOW

Just imagine it.You're stockpilled on anything and you hear a knock on the door.Its the roastie from across your flat.
>h-hey user,i would often see you carrying all those bags of food and i'm really hungry after everything closed...please i'd do anything
What would you do?
A)party time
B)die roastie

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no you take deaths/(deaths+healed people)
not infected people

>not enough toilet paper
dead

Oh no sportsball and hollyjew taken down in one night
I love this timeline

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When did AR get confirmed?!?

LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 17 (SEVENTEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 17 (SEVENTEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 17 (SEVENTEEN) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE WELL BEYOND THE ASSUMED UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
YOU MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED

YOU WERE WARNED

not yet, but eventually, a chain of ignorance and poor hygiene

Why is Turkey trying to invade Greece?

That makes it even more comically stereotypical

bad enough to tank the stock market and ban all travel from europe for a month lol
words don't fucking mean anything dude, "good" "bad" "just a cold" etc
the only thing that matters is the action taken

streamable.com/o2eju

When did the virus get tits like that?!?!

...

DID HE BAN TRADE AND CARGO FROM EUROPE?
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1583762487144.webm

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oh fugg I needed a tp top up

fucking hell here's hoping we dodge going to great depression levels but it ain't lookin too great

>NEW: Trump cancels upcoming events in Colorado and Nevada due to coronavirus outbreak - NBC
>NEW: Trump cancels upcoming events in Colorado and Nevada due to coronavirus outbreak - NBC
>NEW: Trump cancels upcoming events in Colorado and Nevada due to coronavirus outbreak - NBC

THIS IS NOT A FLU, BRO

>travel ban
>tom hanks
>NBA not even bothering with the no-spectators rule anymore
>just outright cancelling everything

oh fuck I thought I was ready for this

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FUCK NORMIE BUYOUTS INCOMING

what the fuck

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We sent like 5 cops down there to help

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>TOM HANKS HAS CORONA
God bless this timeline!

11 cases in Mexico

actualidad.rt.com/actualidad/345761-mexico-sumar-once-casos-confirmados-coronavirus

>answering the door
You’re not gonna make it

Undertesting
Waiting for the old and the sickly to die off
What chink commies did mostl

So, if the number of infected jumps five fold, per day, how long before everyone in the USA is infected or surrounded by the infected?

Everything is possible we can do it !

It's time to get over my greatest fear: what other people think of me. I'm going to the grocery store in full gear tomorrow.

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Yes

Unfortunately I think I'll have to find a tree to climb, most household ceilings aren't remotely high enough for me to use for that purpose.

>Trump blames the EU for it
>bans travel from Europe
>tax breaks for your boss
lel

Checkd

have this many happenings happened in a single happening? Holy fuck.

When are they breaking the news about this nigger getting gorona

Maybe you should read more then

Guys, I haven't been keeping up. Is this a genuine habbening?

A TECH CEO needs to get it for all the "Highly educated Snobs"

Who so want it to be?
> Bill Gates
> Jeff Bezos
> Zuckerberg
> JACK DORSEY!!!!

Bro anons I'm so scared XD

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Neet 2: Otaku Boogaloo.

Sauce?

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B-BUT HE SAID THE RISK TO AMERICANS IS "VERY VERY LOW" JUST AN HOUR AGO!!!!!

Maybe he meant wipes.

>waiting all this years for the end of the world be because of a nuclear war
>will happen because some chink wanted to eat a bat soup
kek

yes

So if we survive this... at least globalism is fucked, right?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

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MSM just got the news fresh off the press, the awakening begins.

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Unironically yes.

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Yeah that was a big fuck you especially when things can still get shipped from China.
Oh well he is going to crash the economy with no survivors.

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Haven't cared much about US shit, what is this travel ban you're all sperging about?

quads of truth

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>EU travel ban
>Tom Hanks infected
>NBA cancelled
>E3 cancelled
Today ramped the happenings up to 11.

Where is my Estate provided bunker???? bernie pls help meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I have 8 hours of classes tomorrow, four students, a professor, and a few people in the city have been declared infected. We also have a ton of people coming back from china and the middle east.

what other precautions can I take?

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this one is better

youtube.com/watch?v=150lP4r-duo

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Got a source for that West Virginia case?

ask to Erdogan and Soros

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CIRCUSES CANCELLED
ONLY ONE LOCK REMAINS FOR TOTAL SOCIAL COLLAPSE

If the wuflu is in water, does boiling that water kill it?

Sounds like its really starting now lads, last trip to the supermarket to get some fresh stuff in the morning probably. Panic buying should start here soon so i want to stock up now also don't want to start eating rice with beenz and deenz already.
I hope you're prepped bros

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ELEVEN CASES IN MEXICO
>ELEVEN CASES IN MEXICO
ELEVEN CASES IN MEXICO
>ELEVEN CASES IN MEXICO

Agreed or individuals with it generally.

No dude this is world history and it's only going to get worse. People will be fucking slamming storss when all their favorite bread and circus shit is cancelled.

We have been mostly infected already.

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You've got a 20% chance of going to the hospital with severe respiratory issues, and a 5%-10% chance of needing O2/ventilation to survive (depending on how old you are). Good luck getting any of this when the hospitals are full, btw.

JIAYOU, CORONA-CHAN!!
GO GO GO

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Good shit

even better, the CCP official story is that the a bat pissed in a guy's mouth and he got sick

I thought China was restricted?

Tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down

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I had all of the usual symptoms plus a mild cough for about 20 days ago. First two days were kinda tough but i was fine afterwards except for the cough which stuck with me for 2 weeks.

At the same time 5 of my floor neighbours also got the same sorta flue. Almost the exact same symptoms and exact same recovery. I live in the middle of Berlin with a lot of other students

Could this have been Corrona~chan?

if anything globalism will gain momentum because we will end up dealing with this issue as a global community, and may need to create global policy as a result

I love Mexico
See these is true freedom of speech

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each of them are probably on a yacht or in a bunker somewhere out of harms way they'll probably be the last to get it if they even do.

Do you have the one where she has a heart in her hand?

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Thats disgusting.

Can this Lookner guy pls stop screaming about sportsboll.
Nobody fuggin cares.

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gloves

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Why are all replies to this based collection getting digits?

You're going to make it user

All travel and commercial exchange between US and Europe is banned

>a rock will stand on seven hills
Historic Papal speech inbound, screencap this

A colleague from my job is from Spain but live in my country ... this guy traveled to Spain a week ago, how screwed up am I?

Yes.

Absolutely ridiculous that democrats are bashing Trump for restricting travel.

if you aren't over 19 cases you just don't care.

I have a horrible fucking headache is this the power of stress?

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No
only direct flights from Wuhan were banned

>fuck her with protection gera
shiet it would be pretty early in the relationship for hazmat fetish, but she does some cosplay shit

This plague, the threads are accelerating to the point where we may not be able to contain them.

Let it spread.

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Here in the US, CGTV is blasting at every Taco Bell and the TVs are corporate controlled

>china creates GOF-SARS
>china secretly vaccinates populate
>china releases GOF-SARS
>knows if will spread world wide
>knows no one will suspect them because why would they release a bioweapon in their own country

This actually explains why the infection stopped so abruptly. It is fucking brilliant

I already think of you poorly user

Funny thing is that USA has more black people than Brazil. A brown or white girl would be best suited

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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checked
satanic pedo elite Tom Hanks has the coof, bros

>15 million to die, $2.4 trillion recession
That's....really not too bad. Economy needs a bad restart anyway and 15 million boomers dead for the price of nationalism rising again?

>what other precautions can I take?
not going ? Why the fuck is your uni not even closing with so many cases

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Anyone have a supply list?

Bad corona news always breaks right before or during a Trump address on the issue.

absolutely, shills will continue to defend the indefensible, but their lies will not change the reality of the consequences that this pandemic and the turkish-rapefugee invasion will bring

Chimpout when?

>tfw this the last chance for nations to finally get together and nuke the bejeezus out of China

Excellent. Excellent. The rioting and looting shall commence.

is there such a thing as a happenings coomer? It's like you guys are hooked to these threads and splooging anytime there's major developments that point towards global catastrophe

yap

This is very plausible. Global communism as a "security measure" and the new government will just happen to be set up in Israel.

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sauce bro

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Yas Forums is niggers. Going back to voat.co

youtube.com/watch?v=LePaNDiie-w

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You guys warned everyone about it when there were only less than 20 infected. Everyone was telling you guys were paranoid.

Fuck that. I want to see the pope coof his final coof. Live. On camera.

Wrong for Serbia, there are 18 cases as of this moment

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Go home and don't leave your room

Fucking retarded.

just a flu bro just wash your hands bro *HACK* *HACK* *WHEEZE*

my poortifolio is in RUINS

Depends how well she takes to training

got em, nitrile blue. I work on a farm and have to wear full PPE when we clean grain bin or do corpse disposal.

Imagine if Hillary were president right now

the cure will be worse

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Freshly baked bread:

Freshly baked bread:

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>we've been calling this a pandemic since forever ago
>nuh uh, it's not a pandemic there's no reason to call it that way
>A FEW DAYS LATER
>uh yeah, uh it's a pandemic
I hate this guy so much

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What if the virus was deliberately planted in China by a foreign govt? Remember the east Asian men are more susceptible to the virus

Fucking good, we're containing it in most Eastern countries, don't need murrikans who probably spread it everywhere killing us. All borders need to be immediately closed. And we need to stop buying american goods anyway.

Fucking awesome man, this is the best news this virus has caused so far.

I fully expect it to drop to 2008 levels, might take 6mo tho

Need more niggers coofing first. Anybody check LeBron out lately?

>247614220
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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>Just went to fucking Yas Forums to see how they're doing
>one half is absolutely losing and on suicide watch, the other half still cries nothingburger to calm them down
kek, bunch of economic cucks the lot of them

the real
you information is from a cult that made 4 person burned themselves.
we use the death row's organ in past.
if you think that cult is right,welcome to go to Scientology

Bro it's too late. Hundreds of people in line at my local Walmart per my sister who thought it was nothing. I've been buying stuff for months now.

no, because you should have prepped in January.
I'll give it to you on the off chance you can find any of it:
>food for 1 month, in cans
>water (1 gallon a day) for 1 month
>disinfectants, whatever you can find
>gloves
>P100 mask
>goggles
>tyvek suit because fuck it

...

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No. It will push for more cooperation between nations.

I fucking love Lookner

Wait til they announce how many NBA players are under quarantine.. And we get to see non elderly peak physical players melt from it.

Just got a text from my command. We've been told to maintain a 6ft distance (not gonna happen) and refrain from attending PT sessions.

you can always ask from the inside user

coronavirus.uiowa.edu/

Everything the European countries are doing now is to slow down the spread of the virus, not stop it.
Even what Italy is doing is TO SLOW IT DOWN it cannot be stopped. Due to it's slow incubation time.
>slow down so the sick get spread out over time, takes the crisis from the hospitals
>the number of infected will be more than half of world population

There’s a snek in mah coof

which one? everyone is dealing like fucking shit with the problem

based

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Yes

coronavirus.uiowa.edu/ read this, I have no choice as a grad student. If I miss my grade gets fucked as a ton of it is me being there.

The great thing about being cynical is that you're always proven right

So, how long did it take china to reach 1k dead? Italy is about to hit that same number.

Glad I put in the work myself to stock up supplies before the panic. dumb fucking normalfags and their complacency. I hope they all get wiped out

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They're going to need to rename the great depression.

Cancel niggerball,kek

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RIP tom Hanks

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Holy shit I dont want to go to work tomorrow bros

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Oh, we're all definitely fucked.

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dude, it's just the flu

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