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it's not just tourism that's banned guys. trade and cargo too.... market's gonna collapse because chang likes the taste of bat butthole. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>THIS IS YOUR AVERAGE EUROPEAN
WTF WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME?????
*breathes in fresh non sandnigger/chink contaminated air*
Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha
LMAO
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ok what is happening?
Trump just ruined my Spring Break to Paris, this is such bullshit fuck him.
NOOOOOOOO STOOOOOP LAU*cough*GHING
I don't get the joke ?
Travel ban to Europe
Europeans are carefree, lazy and act like tourists even in their own countries.
Hardtimes create tough men, goodtimes create weak man. Europe is fucking weak and we're all paying for it.
well, doesnt matter
lets pray to Allah eurobros. All will be ok
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lmao
Fuck you.
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can someone make the G a C
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Could someone please make the G a C
shut up
HAHAHA GET A LOAD OF THIS RETARD
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Real talk though if you already had the seasonal flu this year are you like semi-immune to the Corona virus on account of your immune system being all hyped up on anti bodies and shit?
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>laughs in EXEMPT
american troops back to usa when? we could finally have a pro-russia government like more than half of the people in the country wants
like this?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF E*RO KEKS
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>if you already had the seasonal flu this year are you like semi-immune to the Corona virus
no, different strain so you can get infected just as bad again
people are even getting re-infected by COVID-19 because there are multiple strains being passed around right now
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only for 30 days tho
FUCK BROS I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO TO AMSTERDAM AND FUCK LEGAL WHORES, IT’S LIKE I’M NOT MEANT TO HAVE SEX
>because chang likes the taste of bat butthole.
Not going to matter much since the virus is already in the US. I hope you can contain it there.
This is not a time to be laughing like an idiot. Tomorrow all our schools, nurseries daycares will close down, more than 100 people gathered in same place will not be allowed for the next 14 places and lots of other things like that.
If you think you are just going to derp around in USA for the next 30 days you got another thing coming.
Next 14 days sorry. Also bars and restaurants will close down. Non critical government employees will also go home for 14 days.
You can laugh how this is now taken as seriously as it should be. (infact i'd argue complete lockdown of everything). You keep laughing, if you end up with hundreds of thousands of infected, all of a sudden you're not going to laugh anymore.
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Most anons are already prepared. Or havent you been paying attention? I have been prepping since childbirth for this very happening. My granfather taught me how to make my own toilet paper so I am confident I will be ok.
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IM NEVER GOING TO SEE MY NORWEGIAN SWEETHEART AGAIN! THIS ISNT FUNNY,
Mate, we don't speak arabic
Why are ameimutts so obsessed with Europe?
You’re dumb. No ones banning cargo.
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MUH STONKS! MY FINANCIAL ADVISOR TOLD ME NOT TO SELL!
It's going to happen in your country too, but you will have far more infected dumbass.. do you think it helps to wait till it's in everyone of your states and most of your cities? Are you that retarded? You don't have doctors and nurses enough to deal with that amount.
>IM NEVER GOING TO SEE MY NORWEGIAN SWEETHEART AGAIN! THIS ISNT FUNNY,
It's a 30 day.. and european nations right now are implementing a 14 day lockdown to try to identify and quarantine all the infected in their countries. And then if they don't get all of them within those 14 days. There's another 14 days.. hence 30 days in total.. (28).
Wow didn't think we'd see an united Maghreb or a Neo-Il-Khanate in this timeline.
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Finally, serenity. Protectionism is revived. We can stop obsessing over everyone and everything. Ahh...
>americans laughing at a continent that will without a doubt come out of this better than them
classic desu
Adam Smith's anus is done for.
Are we literally just laughing at Europe, as a concept?
travel ban. my burger heart mourns the day i decided to live abroad
>Most anons are already prepared. Or havent you been paying attention? I have been prepping since childbirth for this very happening. My granfather taught me how to make my own toilet paper so I am confident I will be ok.
I'm sure you will. But i am talking about USA in general.. There's a lot that won't be. I'm sure if some fucking space aliens came and nuked usa you'd be over in the corner going.
>hah missed me faggot aliens, FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL..
But in terms of number of infected in USA, that's probably going to be skyhigh since you haven't even announced any lockdown yet other than suspending air travel.
I don't know. Perhaps? I really don't want Finns to be submerged to a superstate (especially a globo neoliberal superstate) so let me join to mock them.
Ahem.
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Why are you obese retards laughing? Some European countries actually have the balls to take the drastic action needed while we just close our ears and pretend like nothing is happening in usual Amerifat fashion.
Trump announced 30 day travel ban from europe to USA due to corona virus infection of germany and italy where both are hit pretty bad, especially italy. And other countries also are hit, and are engaging in lockdown procedures pretty soon for most things. It starts tomorrow in my country with schools and nurseries and things like that.
That's why they're laughing, It just happened 20 minutes ago. News go fast here.
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they unironically believe the "it just kills shitskins and chinks" meme
We came from Europe faggot......
user who dug this up told me to repost it.
>ah nothing to worry about just seasonal flu boys..
qz.com
>Sure, years ago she was editing bat coronavirus strains with HIV vectors to enable them to bind to human pulmonary ACE2 receptors (like COVID-19 does):
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>But that doesn't prove her Wuhan lab has anything to do with causing this pandemic.
Outbreak happens in one of the most densely populated and traveled cities in all of china is the source of the outbreak during largest mass migration event world wide every year, chinese new year. And the outbreak happened very few miles from wuhan institute of virology.. And chinese spraying their streets and cremating bodies like they are fighting the fucking plague.. You can see why a lot of people are very nervous! Because they suspect. That it's not a normal flu virus, but a flu virus that might have escaped from a fucking viral laboratory by mistake. Or some lunatic cultist that work there want to kill people, or someone trying to frame china, or other things.. Either way, the time it was released, and where it was released. Is for maximum spread.. So all this taken into consideration of what happens with people who get it.. it makes people very nervous so that they would rather not take the chance to get infected, because whilst people are running around saying it's just a flu.. Well.. maybe it's not your average run of the mill flu..
So it's better not to get infected at all if at all possible. Hence try to do a shutdown and try to quarantine everyone within a timeframe that falls into the incubation period and then quarantine them. And put those they have been in contact with under self quarantine for 14 days, to make sure they have not been infected.
you might wanna see that india and china are still open for travel.
Then you can cancel the lockdown and then people don't have to run around and be afraid of eachother. Our PM had a press conference where she said basically the italians were in panic mode encouraging everyone to take extreme meassures as soon as possible, to avoid similar situation.
Due to them being maybe too honest in that press conference they basically said they had had a meeting/conference call with the other european governments, and basically italy begged or emplored them to for their own god do something fast and do it immediately like shut down your fucking countries and deal with this situation before it escalates. So it is i think taken more seriously, as it deserves. All kinds of restrictions on collective traffic, bars and restaurants to be closing down etc. etc.
ok mouro
They sometimes sell tested animals in the market, so It makes sense they could have tested it on a bat and sold it in the seafood market