TOM HANKS HAS THE CORONAVIRUS

This is all your fault you VPN fucker!

another sauce
deadline.com/2020/03/tom-hanks-rita-wilson-test-positive-coronavirus-elvis-presley-movie-1202880431/

Oh fugg, he has Diabeetus
I actually like Tom Hanks. Fuck that sucks
cbsnews.com/pictures/celebrities-with-chronic-health-conditions/19/

Hot take, user. You got it.

>Actually fucking real

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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So what's his travel history
Did he just arrive in aus?
Pedo fuck has probably spread it around already

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Trump curse!

IS THIS A DREAM

NOOOOOOO NOT MY HANKY WANKY

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OH FUCK HE'S IN MY CITY
WHAT THE FUCK

Are you a pedophile?

Haha dude holy shit. what a ride

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Why? He’s a Hollywood pedo, good riddance

>33
checked and absolutely correct

Bullshit.

Hes a deep state asset.

Hes pretending he has it its all fake

How old is he again?

good I hope that sick pedo dies.

>A bit tired and some body aches
Literally just the flu if you're

Finally the celeb cleanse.

big if true

Upvote

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THIS IS NORMIES FIRST AWAKENING, THE MOMENT THEY REALIZE IT'S HAPPENING IS WHEN CELEBRITIES GET INFECTED

PREPARE YOURSELF, NORMIES INVADING SUPERMARKETS FOR FOPD AND WATER SOON

This is top tier shitposting. Aussie's you done good.

Hopefully he has spread it around jewrywood

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so its spreading wild in australia? wtf ban australia travel now

>7-14% tests register false positive.
Still a nonexistent burrito.

Or he actually does have it and it’s God’s wrath

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Thank you for this gift, Corona-chan!

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Why? He's a pedo lol

>Hanx!

I'm angry I didn't even think of it

You like raping little boys

his wife is greek

she has covid19

i am greek

i am not immune

pls save me god

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Who cares. These kid fuckers are making it sound like 'I just caught the HIV! Got TESTED! On the PREP! And MEDS now! All is good! LOVE HANX!!!!

See what I mean?

Trump curse is real...

if this is real the actual panic is about to begin

THERE’S A BAT IN MY BOOT

it's going to mutate with all the adrenochrome he snorts and become a supervirus. We are so fucked.

Finally, some good fucking happening.

good hope he dies

>friends with Oprah
This

I'd prefer that he stand trial, and although dying from sickness would be a merciful death for him, I can't say I'd be disappointed by any death he suffers.

same now im actually scared

It turns out the man who saved Private Ryan... did himself need saving lmao

Nice

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HOLY SHIT ITS REAL

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lol what a fucking pedo

Fuck gr**k wogs.

TRUMP NO

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>tfw 800 million will die
cant wait to see the world post corona
i bet everything will be cheap af

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fuck you straya you play to much...stop killing tom hanks

hanx for the memories, tom.

I know it's fake, but something similar would be soooo based.

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Or hes saying he has it in order to run cover for whats about to drop.

MY GOODNESS AND MY FORTRESS; MY HIGH TOWER, AND MY DELIVERER; MY SHIELD, AND HE IN WHOM I TRUST; WHO SUBDUETH MY PEOPLE UNDER ME.

Good he’s Hollywood pedo scum.

Tom Hanks—> Stephen Spielberg —> NBC Universal —> NBC news media aggressively promoting corona

Confirmed Fake and Gay.

man im out of the loop, got source or proof?

This is like Wag the Dog 2: The Rewaggoning.
It reflects how balls-deep china is in Hollywuflu.

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