TOM HANKS HAS CORONA VIRUS
TOM HANKS HAS CORONA VIRUS
Lincoln Powell
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Benjamin Taylor
Based
Nathaniel Robinson
good
Matthew Peterson
Right before being outed as a pedo by Feldman? Lol no.
Evan Brown
HOLY SHIT
Benjamin Edwards
Based
Asher Brown
>twitter.com
Just a cover so he can fake his death and not face the justice of him being a satanic pedo
Cameron Walker
his previous post reveals what the world will be losing when he "dies"
Anthony Robinson
John Coffey will save him
Adam Ramirez
JUSTICE FOR KAPPEY
David Reed
Adam Harris
please let it kill him
Easton Price
S
Cameron Thompson
>63 years old
Henry Anderson
Life is like a box of corona
Charles Jackson
>twitter.com
Gonna need some recaptioned Philadelphia screenshots stat!
Austin Cox
because of course he does, amirite
Owen Rodriguez
Trump better save him
Thomas Baker
60+ and diabetic. so long pedo
Jaxon Ward
WHAT
Evan Young
Shit. He's full boomer now too. His new (final) movie looks pretty good too.
>Australia
FUCKING AMERICANS STOP BRINGING YOUR CORONA SHIT IN HERE.
I BET KATY PERRY HAS IT TOO.
Anthony Thompson
If he dies so many boomers are going to shit their pants.
Nolan Bennett
This nigger got the pedo virus, kill with fire regardless of corona results
Hunter Miller
LOOKS LIKE TOMS PEDO CRIMES ARE CATCHING UP TO HIM
Jace Sanders
if he croaks normies will lose it
Oliver Martinez
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO GREYHOUND?
Ian Perry
"Tom Hanks, Rita Wilson Test Positive for Coronavirus"
>variety.com
Blake Young
Rip
Adam Edwards
hell be fine
Jackson Turner
#JUSTICEFORCOREY
Jayden Wright
WE GOT HIM AUSBROS!!!!
Elijah Howard
tom hanks is a pedo this is unusual
Leo Thomas
Cory Haim's ghost gotcha you son of a bitch
Carter Thompson
Not sure I believe him. He's going into hiding. This is a big deal. fuck. I need a plan.
Bentley James
Jaxon Taylor
ITS REAL
Blake Turner
Good
Connor Clark
my first thought. as more celebrities get infected john q. normalnigger will begin to panic.
Colton Clark
#COMEY4POTUS
Bentley Murphy
63 years old is not that old.
Bentley Nelson
HALP ME ,MONEY
Gavin Flores
Fuck hanx die faggot
Wyatt Ramirez
James Jenkins
This fucker still calls himself "Hanx" can't even bother using his real surname for such a serious announcement
Logan Bailey
You mean they aren’t sending him out with the old brain cancer excuse like McCain?
Justin Campbell
there is a god.
Dominic Turner
This
Kayden Sanders
YOU MEAN BATTY PERRY
Robert Diaz
GOT YA, CUNT
Wyatt Rivera
>Tom Hanks is kaput.
Hunter Wood
Lol
Ayden Long
There goes my brother theory that the elites already got the cure
Kevin Scott
OH NO NO NO NO
Jason Parker
Instant karma for pedo-murder plainsight-posting.
Jackson Cook
Angel Peterson
>t.hanx
Cameron Ramirez
YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME! YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME! WHEN THE ROAD LOOKS ROUGH AHEAD, AND YOU'RE MILES AND MILES FROM YOUR NICE WARM BED, YOU JUST REMEMBER WHAT YOUR OL' PAL SAID!
Jayden Davis
He'll be fine. Australia has real hospitals unlike the us.
Angel Gray
Pretty shitty of him to post that the second after trumps address ended. hanks in the headlines and news tomorrow instead of trump.
Levi Bailey
Trump curse strikes again.
Noah Myers
#FELDMAN/KENNEDY 2024
David Price
NO NOT WOODY
Josiah Ward
Based and checked
Blake Reyes
Kayden Cook
Wilson, I'm not feeling so good
Justin Jackson
his Feb 20 post is an odd one too.
"Best Wishes" with scythe and skull. Below that it says rook. That is a crow, and also means to cheat or steal from. Whats the signifigance of the SF28?
Jordan Sullivan
HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM
THIS IS THE END OF THE FUCKING WORLD ISN'T IT
Chase Ramirez
>>>NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN HANXERINO
>>>NOOOO
Brody Sullivan
>australia
it's fucking nothing...
Lincoln Gutierrez
This desu
Jason Cox
Good time to go visit his good friend Obongo
Oliver Torres
That's what happens when you don't wash your hands after fiddling with kids in Comet Ping Pong
Benjamin Jackson
tfw you thought you were safe but instead youre tom hanks
Adam Lopez
He has this weird thing where he posts photos of random articles of clothing found on the streets, paths, etc
Brody Harris
will this spark the fire?
Angel Barnes
Oh no! A pedo has the flu.
Big fucking deal OP. You're a faggot and you suck more babby dicks than Spanks does.
Jacob Murphy
It doesnt feel right, lieutenant Dan.
Jace Hughes
WELP
Joshua Torres
groundhogs day
Chase Turner
Good point. Can any user trace his movements backwards for the last 2 weeks to see which other rich and famous he's been hanging out with?
Angel Peterson
Good fuck that boomer war shill.
Ian Stewart
Parker Rogers
>found
placed
Anthony Clark
Best part of this announcement's thread
Colton Ramirez
Yes, the fire rises
Lincoln Garcia
Portugal will be mad.
Thomas Martin
random articles that are often child sizes
Carson Morales
Man, I want to see him outrun that barrage.
Nolan Jenkins
It's just like when all the celebs died in 2016. It's like a harvest of souls collected for energy needed to sway the 2020 election away from President Trump.
Brody Hill
Hanks was filming a movie in Australia. This is the movie and the announced cast, so the rest of these people may have been exposed:
Austin Richardson
It's Riddler-tier shit that seems like pieces to a puzzle of a crime
Liam Thompson
>THanks
Christian Wilson
Philadelphia 2
Gavin Miller
Probably won't kill him. He's crazy stupid rich and can afford the best medical attention. Maybe he passed it to other celebrities though? And maybe, in our sick culture of celebrity-worship, normies need to see their celebrities getting infected and dying before they start taking this serious.
Aaron Rogers
if get tom hanks dies.
Brandon Baker
I'm on the Gold Coast. Anyone know where he contracted the virus? America? Locally?
Owen Cook
I'm so sorry Hanky
>Start the Protocol
Ayden Jackson
>GREYHOUND staring Tom Hanks comes out in 3 months.
Now that's what I call VIRAL marketing.
Adam Kelly
rollin for pedo-dead-o
Jackson Bailey
EARN IT
Brody Hall
I don't recognize the other names in the cast, but I do recognize Maggie Gyllenhaal from her work in "secretary"
Lucas Peterson
God is good! Die child molesting satanist! Die!
Jayden Sanchez
The whole "where was this contracted" question was relevant 2 months ago but not anymore. It's literally everywhere.
Noah Lopez
He got it on the fucking Gold Coast. A place literally packed with Japs, Hues and Chinks.
William Nelson
What happens if he pulls through fine though? Will they just write it off as the Magic Johnson Money Cure?
Lincoln Richardson
based and pizzagate-pilled
Ian Morris
hank is spanked
Jordan Bennett
wtf is a hue? a korean?
Jaxson Kelly
LIARS LIE. "Hanx" is lying.
Daniel Jackson
Brazilian, you fucking newfag
Ryan Bennett
What if all the pedo elites attended the same sex party and are now all infected?
Isaac Lopez
he was in australia
australia is full of chinks
Jordan Watson
Imagine being the guy looking after the Gold Coast ICU right now. Bet they push a bunch of old local boomers into the car park to make sure Hanks pulls through because of all the pressure of having the first celebrity Corona case.
Oliver Ramirez
JENNY WAS A WHORE.
Dominic Young
Stop it Carlos!
It’s not funny anymore.
Now you are killing people.
Carter Parker
>all elite pedos die by corona caught from their chink loli sex slaves
BASED CORONACHAN
Daniel Foster
DAMNIT CARLOS!
Lincoln Nelson
Breaking: Rudy Gobert has preliminarily tested positive for the coronavirus.
Mason Moore
>Tom Hanks has the flu
breaking news
Levi Rivera
>50% of your population are chinks
>blames Americans
If anything, you cocks gave it to him.
Luke Carter
Ya neva' know what HIV you gonna get.
John Walker
I have no idea how this dog ever got anywhere in films. She is out right ugly.
Adrian Edwards
Russell Brand, Katy Perry and The Pixies are all in Australia at the moment. He and his wife were both working on the new Baz Lurhman film in Queensland. This is the cast list.
Josiah Mitchell
cum on it
Leo Thompson
>FUCKING AMERICANS STOP BRINGING YOUR CORONA SHIT IN HERE
Carson Sanchez
>THIS IS THE END OF THE FUCKING WORLD ISN'T IT
and i feel fine desu
Connor Russell
IT HAPPENED BECAUSE AUSTRALIA IS NOT TREATING OR DIAGNOSING 99% OF CORONA CASES (GPs are actually telling people they have the normal flu instead).
I BET A BUNCH OF THE ASIAN STAFF ON SET HAD IT.
Brayden Hernandez
wow fucking kill yourself
Ryder Howard
Could have been locally. He was in Sydney on March 8 according to his twitter feed. Maybe he got it at the airport flying up to Queensland. Who fucking knows at this point. I'd say fucking tons of people must have it by now and not know. He said the symptoms were mild and it sounds like he only got them checked out because Corona is all over the news.
Ryder Perry
>footage of tom hanks contracting corona virus
STAY OUT OF THE OCEAN AUSSIE BROS!
Joshua Russell
S
Noah Morgan
compared to her usual standards, he's a shota for coronachan
Elijah Barnes
be nice to see a more diverse cast..never thought i'd say that
Oliver Stewart
The actor who won the Best Actor Oscar award for playing a guy with AIDS in 1993. Hmmm.
Julian Barnes
spbp
Alexander Torres
BREAKING, TOM HANKS ON DEATHS DOOR
Matthew Williams
So much mixed messaging from our governments
>IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING EVEN SLIGHTLY RESEMBLING A FLU HIDE UNDER YOUR BED FOR SIX MONTHS (also don't come in and get tested as 99.9% of you have colds and you're wasting our time)
Elijah Brown
Anyone have a feeling its being spread between certain upper classes in the west ?