/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1921

I love you Corona Chan!

>Trump got Corona'd

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imagine if he coofed just once

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CORONA-CHAN HAS LUNGRAPED THE POTUS

PRAISE BE, NCOVI
> SO MOTE IT BE

huge nothingburger from trump
>just the same unfunded/detailed announcements
huge nothingburger from trump
>just the same unfunded/detailed announcements
huge nothingburger from trump
>just the same unfunded/detailed announcements
huge nothingburger from trump
>just the same unfunded/detailed announcements

ITS FUCKING OVER

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Netherlands is right on it thankfully
The whole news of today was about working from home!

As a train conductor not allowed to do our rounds or take tickets untill further notice, Friend bus drivers have to go home if they coof alot, Alot of them were home today.

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Chines fucking lying dog cunts , exactly like the Soviet Union 50 years ago

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>EU BTFO
So what stops anyone from flying to Canada or Mexico, then driving to the US?

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It's fucking over, the amount of lies from every government is amazing, millions will die

If dig*ts, Japan Olympics will be cancelled.

>most advanced healthcare system in the world
who the fuck is this retard trying to fool?

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Did Trump just arrange for free health care for Americans?

Replace "climate change" with "COVID-19" beer virus. This is you. You're being psyoped.

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TRUMP CONFIRMS ITS A NOTHINGBURGER

>nothing to panic over,nothing to worry about

iTS DONE

cvg SEETHING

what will be the cope this time?

Trump is 100% sick.

Holy hannah guys, a Trader Joe's in Baltimore, Maryland has an employee that returned from overseas recently and they tested positive for the virus. They have been working in that store for 13 days! They live in DC so they're counting them as a D.C. infection but they work and go to school in Baltimore. Loyola I think? All stores are still open and they're refusing to allow employees to wear gloves, masks, or any kind of protective equipment, even using hand sanitizer in front of shoppers is not allowed. Again, I don't know which store it was but it is a certified case. I know because I work in a store outside of Baltimore county in management and we are all very scared. Fuck bros, what do? I'm really scared. I have type 1 diabetes and a heart murmur. Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit! I just want to finish school!!!!

DO NOT GO TO ANY TRADER JOE'S IN BALTIMORE, MARYLAND!

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how could he say it's a big nothingburger when it's come this far? and to go so far as to say "there's no point in prepping when some big retard is just gonna steal your shit at gunpoint anyway" is just callous and rude, what the fuck was he thinking?

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LMAO Trump blames Europe for American infections!

>US BEST HEALTHCARE!
If you can afford it of course.

Stina and Anna can't go chic spring shopping in NYC.
Oh noes!

Reroll my lungs hurt

BOCATA DE NADA

WHAT DOES BANNING EUROPE ACTUALLY DO?
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He was fighting it back the whole time

Save this image, it's all yours my friends!

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How is this virus, with only 100,000 cases worldwide, a threat when the flu literally kills millions each year?

>Japan 639

I don't understand how we've been spared its wrath for so long.

WORST AND BEST TIMELINE

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Pretty much, yeah. He spewed so much bullshit, it was unbelievable. The US is one of the least prepared countries. He's desperately trying to save the economy.

Markets didn’t like that

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>this far
TEN critical care cases in USA after MONTHS
kys shill rat

they won't be canceled. they'll just be postponed for 2 years.

>Trump Speaks
>Markets Tank

deadline.com/2020/03/tom-hanks-rita-wilson-test-positive-coronavirus-elvis-presley-movie-1202880431/

TOM HANKS IS INFECTED

ITS OVER

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twitter.com/TocRadio/status/1237909474016452623

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NOTHING JUST MAKES THE MARKETS FEEL GOOD
PLEASE STOP DROPPING MY SON-IN-LAW IS UPSET

America, it's too late you are already infected...

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Eco-fascism could’ve saved us. If any of you make it through the collapse build an eco-fascist society.

Oh yes, flu season always come with ban travel to EU

MAGA!!!! :-D

US IS ALREADY INFECTED BAN USELESS

US IS ALREADY INFECTED BAN USELESS

US IS ALREADY INFECTED BAN USELESS

US IS ALREADY INFECTED BAN USELESS

>Ban the UE

FINALLY SOMETHING GO-

>Except the UK

BASED TRUMP WHY CONTAIN IT?!

No life too indispensable, no blood too precious
The nation must survive

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Was Trump fighting back coughs? I've seen him speak a lot and he was either trying not to be sick, or was very nervous. Something was off.

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How long until those dumb Sovereign Shitizens in America need to have there doors welded shut to keep them quarantined?

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IT'S TOO LATE

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maybe it isnt a kike psyop then

first post - check’em n shit

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FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOO I ORDERED A WATCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

especially that first gasp

to mitigate, the virus is in America since january, you are fucked like the rest

He literally just banned all travel to europe
>nothingburger
LOL how can you even hang on to that hollow cope at this point?

>so much of a nothingburger you spend hundreds of billions on it
Kek

Banning everything from the EU is horrible for the economy.

Jesus fuck he actually has the virus. I wonder who will take over the task force after Pence becomes potus

Reassures dumb burgers and boomers, that the government has everything under control. It's already endemic in the US. It doesn't do shit anymore.

Markets are going down hard tomorrow.

TINY CORONA CHAN TINY PUZZY

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wat? he explicitly said that cargo was fine.

Don't care.
Don't test.
Don't count.
No problem.

Die faggot!

NOTHING BUT IT MAKES THEM MAD AS FUCK

RE-ELECT HIM!!!

It feels like an apocalyptic movie. Get me off this ride please. This is not the kind of happening i want. What the fuck just happened in two months.

No shit, he basically said tourism between here and europe is over

Yeah, but also it's meant to help against some virus.

Theme
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because it doubles in numbers every couple of days...

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>roadkill on route 66

>Greece knows whats good for the economy
kek

It's not only literally still happening, it's happening at an ever increasing exponential rate. It's like watching a slow motion high speed car crash.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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How will that make the markets feel better if anything banning trade from eu is going to crash it more

I guess, I'll use something else then
You can make up filenames you know

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Be so fucking hilarious if every other politician except trump gets coronavirus and he mocks them all while they die
>folks, remember joe biden? sleepy joe, i used to call him. sure wish he was with us today!

WHAT

twitter.com/matthewstoller/status/1237909692007026688

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How to be rich shorting airlines in 2 steps.

- Sell
- Profit

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Rolling

Can someone post the coronavirus movie list?

/cvg/ Restaurant service communication
>/cvg/ Restaurant service communication

We are working on a new menu, gentleman.
**coff coff**
The old chef unfortunately passed away and the dishes selection was not of the best liking for our customers anyway
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When all of this is over we should have age limits for heads of state

more contagious
10x mortality
no vaccine

This is a punishment from god.
Maybe we deserve this...

twitter.com/yashar/status/1237909577913401344

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Look at the candles go

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> All the things left undone
> All the things left unsaid
WAKE ME UP

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That changes things. He didn't just shoot himself in the legs, he sawed them clean off.

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It heavily looked like he was out of breath and just in general didn't look good.

Trump's building up a pretty sick pog and gundam minifig collection in the oval office

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>posts a gif of bacteria instead of a virus

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>IMPORTANT POLL!!!!
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R0 of coronavirus is at about 2.0, R0 of flu is about 1.3 nigger at least do some basic research before you ask these retarded questions ok?

Trump's plans:

>$50b in small business loans
>ban travel to Europe
>payroll tax exception
::Slaps hands while walking away:: that should do it!

Tom Hanks is a fucking pedo anyway, as is the rest of Hollywood.

The CDC literally just outright made the statement that ages 60+ should have supplies to live at house without leaving for a “period of time” the fact that you call this a “nothing burger” outright proves you are ignorant and free entertainment to make fun of. I do hope you get it, i really do.

Because they don’t know how to to properly treat it yet. Corona-chan will be gone once summer temperatures start.

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NOOOO NOT TOM HANKS!!!

WHO'S GOING TO PLAY WOODY IN TOY STORY 5?!?

My friends and family a month ago:
>Haha why are you buying all of this stuff user...haha you are so paranoid it's just the flu.

My friends and family today:
>Hey user can I have some of your toilet paper and a bottle of Germ-X...what do you mean...you have so much

Epicenter

Tom hanks just posted this

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Supply chain is nuts. But blame boomers for this.

Post yfw your country isn't banned from America

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>has nothing to say to refute it
The absolute state of (You)

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He's fine, see

NOT TOM PLEASE!

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four thousand people are dead and it is rising at a quite literally exponential rate
do you think americans are immune somehow? do you think your layers of greasy mcdonalds blubber will protect you from infectious diseases? do you think you can just drone strike the virus away, or find some competing virus and provide arms support for them so you can watch them fight each other from afar? do you think you can buy your health with money you made by importing ten million squat mexiniggers and paying them pennies because they can't sue you or risk deportation?

um. what happens to those that need meds and can't get refills?

This is crazy. Reality is just a meme by this stage

Nothing. And they will.

deadline.com/2020/03/tom-hanks-rita-wilson-test-positive-coronavirus-elvis-presley-movie-1202880431/

Tom Hanks and wife infected with virus

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My dick

Corona chan is the best advent calendar ever.

>shill
You’re not in ptg, faggot

Travel ban is useless if the virus is already present in the country..

Yours was banned weeks ago

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>curb your enthusiasm theme starts playing

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gtfo

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Hey can I upskirt your girls?

FUCKING WEW

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Our economy is fucked let's be real

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

twitter.com/tomhanks/status/1237909897020207104?s=21

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>ban travel to europe, except UK
Literally why contain it
Aldo the ban does nothing when most of the new infections are community transmissions

TOM HANKS HAS AIDS

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If the ban is also on cargo, does that mean no Remdesivir for us eurobros?

She has finally come for me

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>glove
again

just trying to illustrate exponential growth. never mind.

>Tom's coming with us now.

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TOM HANKS HAS CORONAVIRIS
HE WILL LITERALLY DIE
I NEVER LIKED HIM ANYWAYS

Corona is going to make Trump lose the lections so hard

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I FUCKING TOUGHT YOU WERE TROLLING
TOM HANKS IF INFECTED
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It's to illustrate exponential growth, dork.

lmao
>hollywood pedos start to die
corona chan is a cover retards

Based travel-ban immune nippon

Glad to be ahead of the curve

He can say he "did something".

He sounded like that because someone took him on the side and told him what he was supposed to do, and he finally understood what had to be done.
...Which is the future lockdown, of course.

there's 1000 times as much volume in marine cargo than air wtf

tom is down in australia

daisuki corona-chan!

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lol nope retard

Philadelphia 2 - this time it's airborne

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F

that isnt how the meme works you dumb nigger, and they tested positive in australia to boot

I'll miss him bros...

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Thanks God, he deserves to die

>No plan to stop the community spreading in the US

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>its real
wtf

>nobody liked that

FUCKING KILL ALL CHINKS FUCKING NUKE SYDNEY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

isn't that part of the us

Are you upgrading to something burgers? Or perhaps possible burgers?

What the fuck is this bullshit???

Foreign virus

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FUCK THIS VIRUS BRAHS. YOU CAN BE A SICK CUNT IF YOU WANT TO BE. YOU CAN BE A SAD CUNT OR A SICK CUNT BRAH. DONT LET A PUSSY VIRUS STOP YOU FROM SLAYING BITCHES BRAH.

FUUAAAAARK

WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT

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>he thinks executive orders won't cancel the election
cute

please no Ive been looking forward to Tokyo Olympics for ages
at least give me DEATHMARCH

You are saving the environment!

>Implying the entire government apparatus isn't infected
2020 election is gonna be a bunch of randoms no one heard of until september

>loans at "low rates" goyim
I called the tax breaks for jews, but didn't think the jewery would escalate.

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We love you, Japan. We could never quit you. We'll stand together or go down together.

based tom doing his part

The markets are getting obliterated tomorrow. The cessation of all trade between EU and US is no joke. That's gonna be entertaining.

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AAAAAAAAA C'EST LA FIN BORDEEEEEL

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lose the elections... against who...
calamities and tragedies solidify the incumbents election prospects fucktard

more like 25-50x

ooooo what if he had it at the award shows recently???!??!!
mmmmmmmmm

It’s a bunch of 14 year olds in here man, it’s a waste of time trying to reason

It has a two week incubation period, he caught it here.

I wonder if, with his final breath, Trump will realize it wasn't all about money.

Source? You got a Baltimore nigga shittin they pants

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NBA player infected?

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did someone predicted that?
also
>posting it now that while Trump is speaking

ROOLLLAN
> fuck japan, a real irradiated shithole

>100 years from now whatever is left of society will have history books stating that this generation not nuking China was the biggest blunder of all time

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you want a happening you get one, face it like a champ

NOOOOOO NOT TOM HANKS!
deadline.com/2020/03/tom-hanks-rita-wilson-test-positive-coronavirus-elvis-presley-movie-1202880431/

For the eu economy kek

You can't make it if you die in a sauna.
Or from corona.

He said "WITH FEW EXCEPTIONS" do people not pay attention?

It would if he ran against someone who can get through a scripted 2 min speech without brain malfunction

WEW.
Trump- No travel from Europe.
EXCEPT UK.
GET READY FOR THE FLOOD OF EU FUGEES BOYS.
I hope you've ordered your masks.

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You fucked up.
Nobody I know is aware that I've been stocking up on all sorts of stuff for a long while now. At this point I'm just buying stupid luxuries or the odd little thing I might one day need. If anything seriously goes wrong, people are more likely to ask if I need help than assume I could help them. I'd like to keep it that way.

ZYZZ WAS PATIENT ZERO CONFIRMED

C'EST LA MERDE KOP1 C'EST LA PUTAIN DE MERDE

I say tommorow is the day we se 20k DOW

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Spain is based. They're closing schools and restricting gatherings, but allowed the international women's day march to happen unimpeded, as well as other leftists happenings.

Yes Sir, **coff coff* our new menu will be totally different Sir.

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I tried so many times to talk to them about Corona-Chan, the location of the Wuhan bioweapons lab and even the infertility. They were going go on holidays to Milan but now they're going on a cruise instead. Every time I made valid points my mom would walk away and my dad would smugly smile and say "it's just the flu son nothing to worry about"

I showed them a bunch of articles on how severe the virus is and how the major spread is supposed to start in two weeks time. Then I asked them if they even knew what type of mask to buy. They refused to answer because they didn't know and didn't want to admit they didn't know.

That's when I lost it on them and started screaming at the top of my lungs about how they are pieces of shit who pretend to believe in the happening to seem right but they don't actually give a shit about it or they would do some research, or at least listen to the research I provide them.

I have a daughter who they love more than anything. Well sorry Grammy and grandpa, if you are going on a cruise to kill my daughter and make sure she never gets the chance to have kids, then you don't get to watch her grow up. Simple as that you fucking assholes. You lost a son and you lost a granddaughter.

Fuck around and find out.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tulsi might win by merit of being the only candidate alive by that point

BREAKING: ACTOR TOM HANKS SAYS HE AND HIS WIFE HAVE TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS.

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what i wouldn't give to get kneed in the balls by her

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WHEN WILL SOROS GET THE VIRUS?

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hahahaahahaaha, there is no movie list, just watch contagion and the flu

what's the endgame of causing a panic?

argiebros we should clean are guns get ready to defend your supplies!!!!

so wtf is this wall coming now or what? instead of mexico build that shit on the east coast. #gtfoeuros.

>four thousand people
stopped reading
wake up, retard

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TOM HANKS AND RITA WILSON TESTED POSITIVE

TOM HANKS AND RITA WILSON TESTED POSITIVE

TOM HANKS AND RITA WILSON TESTED POSITIVE

TOM HANKS AND RITA WILSON TESTED POSITIVE

TOM HANKS AND RITA WILSON TESTED POSITIVE

not gonna make it brahs

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If I get it, the world ends.
Check em.

SEVERAL NBA PLAYERS ILL NOT SURE IF CORONA.

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>Makes initial assertion.
>Puts burden of proof on others.

easy, it's the cryptojew mutts in clowny usa

Tom Hanks has been in Australia since January 26th you fucking braindead nigger. Holy fucking shit you are dumb. Australia is full of chinks.

Tom Hanks has Corona

fugg

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NOOOOO! NOT MY HECKIN HANKSERINO!

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Why are we being blamed for a virus the chinks created?

Zyzz would have been prepared

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Don't forget guys. One of the greatest challenges modern civilization has ever faced started over ONE BOWL of bat soup.

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Fuck no, don't you want it seeding more cases?

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Jap niggers were banned in Feb dumbfuck

HANKS HAS CORONA
>HANKS HAS CORONA
HANKS HAS CORONA
>HANKS HAS CORONA
HANKS HAS CORONA
>HANKS HAS CORONA
HANKS HAS CORONA
>HANKS HAS CORONA
nytimes.com/2020/03/11/business/media/tom-hanks-coronavirus.html
>nytimes.com/2020/03/11/business/media/tom-hanks-coronavirus.html
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>nytimes.com/2020/03/11/business/media/tom-hanks-coronavirus.html

Nooo not the heckin' Hankerino

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Hey whatever man

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lul what election

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I don't care about some faggot actor who I don't even knoooooowwww. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Never. He's secluded in his Transylvania castle, feasting on the foreskins of infants.

This, I'm expecting full normie panic now that Tom Hanks last act is coofing to death.
Cheers anons, time for me to wake up to shit on fire!

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'Murican Manufacturing
It'll be a rough road, but this will probably be the end of global trade

Get some of those resistance elastic bands, they have almost everything you need. Additionally you can get one of those pull-up bars for a doorway and some grips for push-ups (this is so you can elevate your legs as much as you want without fucking up your wrists like I did).
Jesus fuck, I miss the gym though.

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got more or sauce

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Nobody is trying to save the EU economy by having their banks print money.

I hope it’s a US isolationist policy.

I don't even enjoy bullying stubborn nothingburgerers anymore. They just make me upset.

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kek

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We speak the Queen's English on this Cambodian kabuki theater aficionado's bulletin board you stupid frogs.

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guys GUYS. A girl with massive boobs keeps texting me out of the blue, we met at a party irl weeks ago and now she keeps texting me, prolly wants the D. WHAT DO I DO ANONS??? I wanna nail her so bad but i might get corona'd.

Checked. Tom Hanks is one of the few actors that most people genuinely like. This is going to raise panic in the US by another point, and if he dies, lol strap in niggers. I hope he recovers though, if recovery is even possible.

if trump damage controls hard enough, could he be re-elected.

oh boy

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Life IS like a box of chocolates...

How did he die in a sauna? What.

I ORDERED SOMETHING FROM SPAIN A WEEK AGO, ITS SUPPOSED TO ARRIVE IN TWO WEEK. WILL I GET IT?
>I ORDERED SOMETHING FROM SPAIN A WEEK AGO, ITS SUPPOSED TO ARRIVE IN TWO WEEK. WILL I GET IT?
I ORDERED SOMETHING FROM SPAIN A WEEK AGO, ITS SUPPOSED TO ARRIVE IN TWO WEEK. WILL I GET IT?
>I ORDERED SOMETHING FROM SPAIN A WEEK AGO, ITS SUPPOSED TO ARRIVE IN TWO WEEK. WILL I GET IT?
I ORDERED SOMETHING FROM SPAIN A WEEK AGO, ITS SUPPOSED TO ARRIVE IN TWO WEEK. WILL I GET IT?
>I ORDERED SOMETHING FROM SPAIN A WEEK AGO, ITS SUPPOSED TO ARRIVE IN TWO WEEK. WILL I GET IT?
I ORDERED SOMETHING FROM SPAIN A WEEK AGO, ITS SUPPOSED TO ARRIVE IN TWO WEEK. WILL I GET IT?
>I ORDERED SOMETHING FROM SPAIN A WEEK AGO, ITS SUPPOSED TO ARRIVE IN TWO WEEK. WILL I GET IT?
I ORDERED SOMETHING FROM SPAIN A WEEK AGO, ITS SUPPOSED TO ARRIVE IN TWO WEEK. WILL I GET IT?
>I ORDERED SOMETHING FROM SPAIN A WEEK AGO, ITS SUPPOSED TO ARRIVE IN TWO WEEK. WILL I GET IT?

kek

CCP has begun publishing propaganda claiming that the virus is of american origin. They started doing this a few days ago.

GEOTUS is immortal!

Trump hot mic:
youtu.be/ZQUYKER365U

c-can I be argie? I don't want to be stolen by an ugly mapunigger.

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good good

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kek literally wasn't stay seething for the next 30 days

>WILL I GET IT?
oh you'll get it alright.

KEK

Kappy didn't like the Hankster
Shadows didn't like the Hank
Fuck Tom Hanks

im drunk, im a dead?

Are we going to get a Black Thursday now?

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Best timeline right here. FUCK YES

Wow, you're really smart. What other thoughts you got rolling around in there?

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plague: 10% deathrate when treated
coronavirus in italy currently:44% dethrate when treated

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
this shit is WORSE THAN THE LITERAL PLAGUE!

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His opponents are a old communist kike and a demented old man.

I think the panic from it being cancelled would make it spread worse

Depends on if they're closing the ports now, or if they're setting a cutoff on any current departures and letting in the ships that are already at sea.

NO REFUNDS
NO REFUNDS
NO REFUNDS

if i could, i'd Shinji Aoba the entire fucking archipelago for mass producing isekai shit

he turned up for australia day? I didn't realise he cared so much

What old actors are you afraid to lose? I like Tommy Lee Jones

Put on proper protection gear, then fuck her.

Is this the niggerpocalypse I was promised?

Catch me if you can, Corona-chan

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>his face when he didn't put on the mask

>63
tom is dead

wuts dat mean

depends if you have nice pussy to share or not

>it's real

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Steroids user. He died because he abused steroids.

Muslim women in Europe wear towels that will protect them like masks do. They will survive. Islam will endure. Q is in it. Screencap this

Not a few days. They've been pushing the "US is responsible for the virus" narrative for at least a week on Weibo now.

The US is both a major food and oil exporter. The EU should be the ones worrying.

I want all of them to get it.

>demented old man
Hell yeah

Freshly baked bread:

Freshly baked bread:

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he had a heart attack in a steam room

You're alright, cabron.

WHEN THEY COME UP WITH THE CFR DO THEY FACTOR IN THEY DONT HAVE ALL OF THE CASES IDENTIFIED. COULD THE CFR BE WAAAAAY LOWER???

>Doesn't ban people from latinamerica when we're just picking up the numbers
Lmfaooooooo

To be fair, the modern strains of the plague are far, far less lethal than the original strain that wiped out half of Europe. If that strain was still around, even our antibiotics would have a hard time fighting it.

scmp.com/news/hong-kong/education/article/3074704/coronavirus-hong-kong-schools-should-reopen-only-if-there
>kids will be able to go outside when there are no virus cases for 28 days
lol good luck with that

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So the idea is that wuflu will be coming back hard in the winter right? Like winter long quarantine

dont spread misinformation on lord zyzz you nigger. it was a previously undiagnosed heart condition that had nothing to do with steroids

no as the travel ban goes into place on friday for 30 days

shits fucked m8

Let's expand on this: drinking lowers your immune system and makes you more susceptible to catching colds and flus. Should we all stop drinking?