US ONLY THREAD

fuck off fatty

EUROS BANNED FROM TRAVELING TO USA AND BANNED FROM THIS THREAD!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EUROS BANNED FROM THE US

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Mutts can't stop me

I hate this place

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Oh boy, I sure do love big black cocks and interracial sex. I want my wife to be plowed by a black bull while I blanda upp with an ebony queen.

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We made it bros

what's up with your boomers and creepy/pedo manga pics? You like them real young boomer, don't you.

>Europe ban
>DOESNT AFFECT UK LMAO
whats the point then?

30 days will not be enough, murican
I will personnaly come to infect you
Beware of the yuros

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GOD BLESS AMERICA

Of course people are too stupid to read that this is a US only thread.

Trump looked fucked up and now Europe cant travel here markets are fucked but high five to the UK were still cool cause you told the EU to fuck off.

trump said not UK so I'll allow you to stay

EUROS STAY AWAY FROM MY BEANZ RICE N DEENZ STASH NOOOOOOO

Brtibongs are allowed actually, only them.

Hello, a red-blooded American here. Just got back from the ranch where I ate a god-fearing cheeseburger made from corn-fed cows in the heartlands of the great flyovers state of Missippiklahoma. I will now use my AK-47 rifle to open this light beer, and drink it while praying to my Bible. Freedom

I just wanted to say: fuck you burgers.

FUCK YEAH A THREAD JUST FOR US, FUCK EUROPE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL!

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Hello fellow Americans of the American continent.

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Don’t you mean ar-15?

Suck my cock you filthy mutt

What the fuck, why does Texas get it's own flag on here?

seems legit.

You're ok Nigel. UK is exempt.

hi im texas how you doin guys

Its over.

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That's correct, please forgive me, those pesky Russians hacked my post.

Manny pacquaio is the GOAT

BASED TEXAS

NOVA conservative minority Checking in

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Freedom is great!

OH GOD.
IM GONNNA
IM-IM-*WHEEZE*
IMMMM COOOOFFFIIINNNGGGGG

Hello my fellow Americans, how are we y'all doing tonight?

HEY YO GUESS WHERE ELSE EUROS AREN'T ALLOWED

>be south american
>call yourself "american" to try to larp as equal to real americans up north
once again shitskins confirmed jealous as fuck about my superiority.

UK can post, you're cool

I'm American in my heart

Can wait for Florida to blow up with air-borne aids.

My nation is the semen from the tip of the florida penis.

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Sorry europoors. Not welcome.

Were allowed right? You guys still like us

Diabetics are a high risk group for severe case of corona
>american on suicide watch
>dies of virus

USA USA I wish i was white

UK is fine because you're not part of the EUSR.

Good evening Americans. What's the most American thing you did today? I held by breath when walking by a Chinese woman.

if all the people who got diabeetus because theyre fat died, id expect my health ins premiums to go down.

Can I post here if I'm a filthy latino who's dream is to live in the USA and is waiting for his handsome, charming, rich and white prince to come to south america to rescue me and get me a green card?

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Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "ameritard" threads. Face it. most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history. get over it losers

We are one of the few country that we get invited to american partys

Euro fags seeeeeeeeeeethe

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please no I just want my oranges and Cubans

good evening my fellow non yuros

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Euromooslims GET REKT

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Foreigners want to get into our country and into our threads

hi i went through canada to post in this thread

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I got an idea
Make a pepe with the american flag (and a bunch of apus with spic clothes) celebrate while wojak europeans cry behind a fence

*cough cough* Ni-h...I mean, herro, I am ferrow American *cough cough* name Jimbo Jones Smith *shits pants*. I ruv U-S-A numba one, God bressa da U-S-A *vomits*. Yehaw, homeboy *convulsing on ground*.

Why do Italians make out with strangers instead of just shaking their fucking hands? I wonder why it's spreading. Good riddance.

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Customs Border Patrol, and ICE needs our help! Time to clean the house!

ALL EUROS ARE BANNED FROM ENTERING Yas Forums AS OF MIDNIGHT FRIDAY FOR A PERIOD OF 30 DAYS

As long as you aren't Irish, Brits are welcome members of any American thread. We may have parted ways, but I still consider the UK to be the only foreign country I remotely give the tiniest shit about.

Hällo, fellow bürgers! Fuck Europa!

I'm right next to new rochelle

this is awful

LET ME IN!

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No more wine and cheese from us then, I understand burgerland...

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Come to PA but no coofing.

Today a 300 pound guy told me he wasn't worried avout ncov because "only old people die"
Holy fuck all those figures are from China where everyone is a stick
I know it's become normalized but you're not in good health retards. Ncov is gonna have 10% case mortality in the US how does no one see this

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burger in euroland. seriously debating dropping out of uni this semester and going back home to mom and pop

I drank a beer or two today . Coomed to crystal lust. Fucked my wife. Played with my kids . Stocked up on more toilet paper, beans, and ammo. Oh I did some dishes.... didn’t have to work that was nice. Mac n cheese n hot dogs n beenz for dinner

Ariel is black

>China where everyone is a stick
Yeah that's why they die like flies from the common cold.

>tfw US anchor baby

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It's fine since
>all we eat is American cheese product, and boxed wine.
Eat my fucking ass Europe, Kraft for life!

C-Can I post in this thread american bros?

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we're exempt you ungrateful fucks

stop shitting on our greatest ally