/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1920

► Detected: 126,122 ► Died: 4,616

>NEWS
WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
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Virus can live in the air for several hours
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NY cancels St. Patrick parade first time in 258 years
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Stockholm stops testing "to protect other patients"
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Trump says he's prepared to use full power of federal state
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>RESEARCH
Virus invades nervous systems
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Two major strains, newer is more aggressive
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Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
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nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
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Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
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>REMINDER
15 million to die, $2.4 trillion recession
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WHO: Detailed information provided in only 38% of cases
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Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
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Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
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China faces shortage of testing kits
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>LATEST CASES
23:25: First case in French Polynesia. The patient is Maina Sage, a member of the French National Assembly.
22:54: 1 new case in Kittitas County, Washington state, United States.
22:50: 1 new case in Iowa, United States.
22:47: 24 new cases in Saudi Arabia.
22:46: 1 new case in Jamaica. The patient is a U.S. embassy employee who recently traveled from the United Kingdom.
22:45: 99 new cases and 5 new deaths in Washington state, United States.
21:39: 5 new cases in Alberta, Canada.

>MORE (LINKS, NEWS, RESEARCH, VIDEOS, GUIDES)
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youtube.com/watch?v=k19WyNDHlmY&feature=youtu.be
mynorthwest.com/1743981/coronavirus-cases-washington-state/?
breitbart.com/national-security/2020/03/11/experts-china-carving-lungs-out-of-political-prisoners-to-treat-coronavirus/
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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,790 (3,158) ► International 45,029 (1,449): Italy 12,462 (827) Iran 9,000 (354) S. Korea 7,755 (60) France 2,282 (48) Spain 2,277 (55) Germany 1,908 (3) USA 1,301 (38) D. Princess 696 (7) Switzerland 652 (4) Japan 639 (15) Netherlands 503 (5) Sweden 500 (1) UK 456 (8) Belgium 314 (3) Australia 127 (3) H. Kong 126 (3) Canada 104 (1) Iraq 71 (7) S. Marino 62 (2) Lebanon 61 (2) Egypt 60 (1) Thailand 59 (1) Philippines 49 (1) Taiwan 48 (1) Ireland 43 (1) Indonesia 34 (1) Argentina 19 (1) Albania 15 (1) Panama 8 (1) Bulgaria 7 (1) Morocco 6 (1) Norway 629 Denmark 514 Qatar 262 Austria 246 Bahrain 195 Singapore 178 Malaysia 149 Greece 99 Israel 97 Czechia 94 Iceland 85 UAE 74 Kuwait 72 Brazil 68 India 62 Finland 59 Portugal 59 Slovenia 57 Romania 47 S. Arabia 45 Vietnam 38 Poland 31 Palestine 30 Georgia 24 Chile 23 Algeria 20 Russia 20 Croatia 19 Pakistan 19 Oman 18 Ecuador 17 Estonia 16 C. Rica 13 Hungary 13 Peru 13 S. Africa 13 Serbia 12 Azerbaijan 11 Brunei 11 Macao 10 Latvia 10 Slovakia 10 Belarus 9 Colombia 9 Mexico 8 Maldives 8 Afghanistan 7 Luxembourg 7 Macedonia 7 Tunisia 7 Bosnia 7 Cyprus 6 Malta 6 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 French Guiana 5 Paraguay 5 Senegal 4 Cambodia 3 Lithuania 3 Bangladesh 3 Martinique 3 Moldova 3 Nigeria 2 S. Lanka 2 Bolivia 2 Burkina Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Jamaica 2 Chan. Isl. 2 Faeroes 2 Honduras 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Ivory Coast 1 Congo 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Mongolia 1 Réunion 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1 Turkey 1

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GO

youtube.com/watch?v=k19WyNDHlmY

It's all going to be okay.

Im so scared that ive skipped gym for 17 days.

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sooo whats going on in china?

did they shut down the internet and stop reporting on whats really happening?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Trump won't do shit
>Government is fucking retarded and won't do anything to limit the spread of infection
This whole thing is China's fucking fault. If they didn't have 3rd world tier sanitation laws and they didn't eat shit like bats and tadpoles this wouldn't have been a problem. God I hate China. I'm not usually this angry at nations, but FUCK CHINA.

>BRACING FOR HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT FROM TRUMP
>BRACING FOR HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT FROM TRUMP
>BRACING FOR HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT FROM TRUMP
>BRACING FOR HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT FROM TRUMP

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>7 billion people in the world
>120.000 people infected
>A few chinks and old people died
>It's literally just the flu
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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>YOU ARE ALL SAFE
...
>WE ARE ALL SAFE

twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1237901319605817344

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[LIVE] of COVID-19
youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw

so did Italy really fuck the boat or are they just the forebears for what's to come for the rest of the world?

CUBA CONFIRMS 2 FIRST CASES

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A new society will need leadership, I propose we start a new cyber government to ready for global collapse.
We become the Jews.

How many filters do I need to buy for my gas mask

HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHA

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10 days here. Started working out with body weight exercises and gallon water jugs. Get the ones with handles and you can hold 5-6 (42-50 lbs)

BRACING FOR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions.

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I honestly think the United States is going to be and is currently the worst hit by the virus


You guys just haven’t identified it yet

/cvg/ discord
discord gg/dMtvxh

One Jazz player got sick with some "illness".. Wonder if this is linked to this.

it's too late wtf. we're already at world war Z tier. Someone get brad pitt on the line.

fleming.foundation/2020/02/america-america/

PARENTS ARE MAKING A RUN TOMORROW AT THE SUPERMARKET

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seriously , this is peak clownworld for the nothingburguers

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> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fox News chat open as Trump addresses the nation
youtube.com/watch?v=dcsZjfs2cB4

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>Treating our left with commies

The only communist shit that the left has yet is their names, many of the thing they do now would met gulag in the 30's with stallin. They're neo-liberal just stealing our taxes and justifiying with shitty excuses, just like the right i need to remind you (MUH CHILEZUELA IS REAL say the 50 yo boomer from Las Condes)

Right leaders are cucked with republicanism from the US, and they're ready to suck Israel cock so fucking hard like you won't imagine, i met them, trust me, they're not better, imigration won't stop with a right wing fucker.

If you need to fight in the old-fashion way, arm your people, organize populars fronts and reject any shit coming from the gov or the oposition, both are lying to you.

And remember, Allende was betrayed by Castro, the KGB and Democracia Cristiana, don't fall in the boomer meme, kill that narrative and maybe, you will understand how bad things really are in this country.

gl pizza bro

can't wait until he's dying and still tweeting that its nothing and that its just a coincidence that he is dying of pneumonia and it could have happened anytime

What the fuck should I do with my money? I have 2k laying around that I wanted to save but we're probably going to go into a major recession if not depression and hyperinflation as a result.

Should I hang on to it or spend it???

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The boomers in these threads think that there is like an omniscient scoreboard that is keeping track of the cases. In reality it’s much much worse and the methods we use will prove to be fatal.

Number of whites killed: 0

Nothingburger.

>Cuba
HOW

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Where's the Yas Forums approved Trump corona-chan update stream?

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Kek hopefully is in the hospital where cfk daughter is, therefore she has it and our cuck president too

Also Cuba and Venezuela have a lot of travel this is where the happooonin starts

this is the part that fucking sucks most. a friend of a friend has a home gym.. maybe I need to strengthen that relationship, at least for until quarantine happens

Do trannies need any kind of medication to, uh... maintain their "state"? Does it interfere with their immune systems?

save it bro

the kikes want you to spend

Sadly probably this.

kys

The virgin gymrat vs the Chad homegym

WAIT MY ASS

this mother fuckers' gonna be late for his wifes son's funeral

world economy collapsing, it has no value anymore. save it for toilet paper. 2k wipes bro.

TAKE ME DOWN TO WUHAN CITY WHERE THE BATS HAVE CORONA AND THE CORPSES ARE PRETTY, OH WON'T YA PLEASE TAKE ME HOOOME!

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>The TV use the P-word 1 time
>The boomers react
The bluepillest generation

TROMPF IS SPEAKING

>have dry cough for past couple days
>also feel really fatigued
uhhh i guess i should take my temperature
what range of temperature means your sick again

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Lol

Can we just cancel all work until this all blows over?

Please?

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Ofcourse a slovenian would ask this

Rifle and ammo, food and water for a few months, full face mask with filters, various meds in case you do get it or just to have something on hand (painkillers, large quantity of vit-c, zinc).

BUCKLE UP IT'S HAPPENING AND FINALLY PEOPLE ARE REALIZING THEY DIDN'T LISTEN

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>Virus hides in neurons
Suuure. Last time you guys were claiming it destroys your testicles. What next? Telepathic powers?

homegymcels are gonna come out of this happening huge after bulking on whey and canned beans for months get fucked gymrats

What if this pasta was correct all along

TRUMP COUGHING
>TRUMP COUGHING
TRUMP COUGHING
>TRUMP COUGHING
TRUMP COUGHING
>TRUMP COUGHING
TRUMP COUGHING
>TRUMP COUGHING

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HE'S LIVE

HE'S LIVE

HE'S LIVE

HE'S LIVE

HE'S LIVE

HE'S LIVE

Quarantine county:

>a bunch of counties surrounding SF
>Kings Co. WA

Weird why no LA and SD counties?

Donald

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You know what, keep doing what you're doing.

780 million people are locked down/quarantine in China

youtube.com/watch?v=pnRVIC7kS4s

Invest in the recovery, and related industries.

we are all gonna dieeeeeeeeeeeee

so glad I set my home gym up before this shit started going down

IT'S STARTING
>IT'S STARTING
IT'S STARTING
>IT'S STARTING
IT'S STARTING
>IT'S STARTING
IT'S STARTING
>IT'S STARTING
IT'S STARTING
>IT'S STARTING
IT'S STARTING
>IT'S STARTING
IT'S STARTING
>IT'S STARTING
IT'S STARTING
>IT'S STARTING
youtube.com/watch?v=k19WyNDHlmY&feature=youtu.be

should still be fine as long as they don't live in Madrid and they go in really early in the morning
Spain is basically Italy 2.0 where most cases are all clustered in Italy and small cities are mostly fine

I'm in nursing school. Cringe and bluepilled admin won't cancel clinicals even though it's a huge fucking risk. You've got hundreds of inexperienced students interacting with the sick and then going back to their dorms to fuck and party. This is how massive outbreaks happen. The college is already cancelling school events and we aren't supposed to take patients that require PPE, but they're really dragging their feet with this shit and I know something's going to happen.

THE P WORD

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what are you doing when your gobernment tells you to shut it down?

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Yep. He's a coofer

"UNPRECEDENTED RESPONSE"
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>names the WHO after the pandemic's been spreading for 2+ months
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
WHAT A JOKE

MARTIAL LAW IT'S HAPPENING

Same my man i have all the symptoms dry coof, low high temp, pain in lungs etc
Everything above 37C is considered high temp

what the fuck was that gasp?

but if I hang onto it and hyperinflation occurs, I would lose all of it, but if I spend it now I can get more prep stuffs (and maybe get laid one more time before boogaloo proper)

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HES OUTTA BREATH

WAIT MY BLACK ASS NIGGUH

OH SHIT, Trump sounds out of breath!!!

My girlfriend broke up with me just now saying I was too much of a pussy for turning every discussion with her about corona and for worrying about her safety too much.

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The mic is too close to his mouth. You can hear him inhaling and exhaling.

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He sound out of breath?

Out of breath?

Reposting if anyone is intrested in stats
Has anyone actually looked at the stats for Washington. Interesting numbers
>3/4s of the infected or dead are over the age of 50, of which half were in the one retirement home
>several people in their 30s and 40s
>3-4 infected are in their 20s
>no deaths yet in the 20s-30s age victims
Obviously its more widespread but figured youd be interested
mynorthwest.com/1743981/coronavirus-cases-washington-state/?

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I KNOW WTF

>1920

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

Drumpf you liar reeeeee.

DOES HE HAVE LACK OF BREATHE
OMG

He stopped himself from coofing.

bro trump has shortness of breath

breitbart.com/national-security/2020/03/11/experts-china-carving-lungs-out-of-political-prisoners-to-treat-coronavirus/

TRUMP SMELLING HIS OWN FART

TRUMP SAID THE P WORD

TRUMP LOOKS SICK!!!

>great speed and professionalism

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He’s sick

Oh shit, he sounds out of breath.

But the US is the good guys. They won't lie about the numbers.

But it does hurt your nuts

TRUMPS SICK

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>Wait for official instructions.
Kill all sons-a-bitches. Them's my official instructions.

I'm sure I would be too if I was in his position

Yes for sure

WHITE PEOPLE BTFO YOU CANT TRAVEL HERE

98.6 is normal, hotter than that is you're sick.

Why isn't the US smart enough to manufacture its own medical supplies?

>speed
What a joke. I don't fucking trust my government anymore.

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Buy the dib.

AIDS-weakened immue system plus conrona virus is gonna be rough mix for Africa

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"HHHHot spots."

"We've seen dramatically fewer cases than Europe"
>Total tested 10 people
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

What a load of bullshit.

SPY puts user

>scalating

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>were seeing less cases
Meanwhile Washington is fucking exploding

LOW ENERGY
HE'S SICK
LOW ENERGY
HE'S SICK
TRUMP ANNOUNCES STEPPING DOWN DUE TO HIS HEALTH

>THIS HORRIBLE INFECTION
>THIS HORRIBLE INFECTION
>THIS HORRIBLE INFECTION
>THIS HORRIBLE INFECTION

I broke up with my gf for calling it a nothing burger

>its horrible infection
why does he talk like a grade schooler writes essays
i like to think he's more eloquent than he lets on so as to not alienate retarded q boomers but every time he opens his mouth i find it harder to believe

Euro tourists probably

Ngmi

>Trump got Corona'd

We told you fucker, you should leave Syria alone.

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1000 year trump reich

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>not forcing your parents to prep 2 months ago
I literally came at their home and dumped supplies in their house and they called me paraniod
Now they asked me how i knew and i don't know how to tell them that some racist retards on an anime board convinced me

YUROPOORS BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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let the bitch die a coofer death , wait for a surviving non coofing QT afterwards , keep strong , keep pure

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DRUMPF HAS THE COOFS
OH GOD OH GOD ITS HAPPENING

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TRUMP RUNNING OUT OF BREATH

HOLY FUCK!!

President Pence will have the shortest presidency on record, then president pelosi

Damn, Donnie has corona

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I NEED A GIN AND TONIC

He sounds pretty fucking sick

nice anime figure faggot

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Please be positive.

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>wh*tes not allowed
>angloids still allowed
BASED

Get gold, right now the market is confused and people dont trust it, but soon it will skyroket
Btw, once you see the stocks going back up sell the gold and buy stocks

Bye bye EU lads

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HOLY SHIT EUROPE BTFO

ALL TRAVEL FROM EUROPE SUSPENDED - EXCEPT THE ETERNAL ANGLO

>Norway 629
Fuck

HE SUSPEND ALL TRAVEL FOR EUROPE
HE SUSPEND ALL TRAVEL FOR EUROPE
HE SUSPEND ALL TRAVEL FOR EUROPE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ALL EUROPEAN TRAVEL

Trump is so obviously sick.

>not restricted for the uk
????????

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Trump doesn't sound well.

LOL Trump shot at how the European Union is handling the containment

Is he even aware what's happening in the US?

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EXCEPT THE UK

Dont you think the toilet paper prepper articles are a kind of a poop joke by the media to make preparedness look like a joke?

USA BORDERS CLOSED
>USA BORDERS CLOSED
USA BORDERS CLOSED
>USA BORDERS CLOSED

STARTING FRIDAY AT MIDNIGHT

ITS HAPPENING

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

GET FUCKED EU CUNTS

Restrictions will not apply to UK

>Middle East bad!
>China bad!
>Russia bad!
>North Korea bad!
...
...
>ALL OF EUROPE BAD!
Oh shit, I can almost smell the freedom. We're getting nuked. Yayifications!

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deep state arrests happening. this is the predicate. its all a show!
88D chess

100 in fareheit was originally defined as human body temp, avergaeg temp has been dropping since then due to better health and lower overall inflamation;.

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UK EXEMPT
WE'RE FUCKED
UK EXEMPT
WE'RE FUCKED

>LACK OF BREATH
LACK OF BREATH
>LACK OF BREATH
LACK OF BREATH
>LACK OF BREATH
LACK OF BREATH
>LACK OF BREATH
LACK OF BREATH
>LACK OF BREATH
LACK OF BREATH

HOLY SHIT HE HAS TH VIRUS

ANTIVIRAL THERAPIES ARE A GO
>ALEX JONES WAS RIGHT
ANTIVIRAL THERAPIES ARE A GO
>ALEX JONES WAS RIGHT
ANTIVIRAL THERAPIES ARE A GO
>ALEX JONES WAS RIGHT
ANTIVIRAL THERAPIES ARE A GO
>ALEX JONES WAS RIGHT
ANTIVIRAL THERAPIES ARE A GO
>ALEX JONES WAS RIGHT
ANTIVIRAL THERAPIES ARE A GO
>ALEX JONES WAS RIGHT

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BTFO

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YOUNG PEOPLE WILL RECOVER QUICKLY

YOUNG PEOPLE WILL RECOVER QUICKLY

YOUNG PEOPLE WILL RECOVER QUICKLY

YOUNG PEOPLE WILL RECOVER QUICKLY

YOUNG PEOPLE WILL RECOVER QUICKLY

YOUNG PEOPLE WILL RECOVER QUICKLY

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It, by defintion, is a pandemic you fucking special olympian

I swear to god. he has the coof

It's over argiebros

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OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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That bird flew the cage already. Besides they will just route through the UK now.

>mfw I realize this is thread 1920
>mfw I have no face

Have some OC. I couldn't find a suitable corona-chan picture so I just used a virus

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OH NONONONONONN NO NO

Buy gold

Less vaccines than threads. How many vaccines do we have? 30? 32? How many days has India been stuck at drinking cow piss?

EUROPE IS BANNED BUT ASIA NOT

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING CLOWNY USA

he sounds weird, did the get the coof?

COOF YOU ORANGE BOOMER! COOOOOOOOF!!!

BASED
FUCK THE EU

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Trump doesn't sound good. If he dies it will be unfathomable chaos

Jesus fucking Christ he's repeating the last 2 months of WHO's talking points

Assad wins again.

>trump has coronavirus
holy fucking shit can you even imagine the stock market cliff drop we'd have if he actually got infected

>RISK TO AMERICANS IS VERY VERY LOW!
RISK TO AMERICANS IS VERY VERY LOW!
>RISK TO AMERICANS IS VERY VERY LOW!
RISK TO AMERICANS IS VERY VERY LOW!
>RISK TO AMERICANS IS VERY VERY LOW!

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Yeah I wonder if they have him on opiates to suppress the coughing at the moment.
He is not sounding good either way

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>Starts booking flights
> *COOF* *COOF*

He's been infected boys

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>Closing borders after you got infected
Didn't he play Plague Inc.?

>not including UK
>who is still allowing flights from Italy and all over the fucking place

>risk is very, very low
>(for young people)

>wash your fucking hands (penis)

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deep state arrests happening!!!!

Based

seriously now I'm concerned. actually sounds tired for once. it sounds pretty good, but the way it's being said is worrisome

Why the fuck does he look so tired

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I'll happily accept being called a paranoid moron if it turns out to be true, but I'll keep my course until it's proven.

Britain too based to be put in with the rest of Europe.

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>we shut down travel early

He also sounds short of breath. He's sick, isn't he?

WASH YOUR HANDS AND GET COOF BUXS
WASH YOUR HANDS AND GET COOF BUXS
WASH YOUR HANDS AND GET COOF BUXS
WASH YOUR HANDS AND GET COOF BUXS

hes fucking gasping for air, or holding back a coof

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Corona is playing on easy mode

WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS AMERIMUTTS

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>30 day ban on Europe
N-n-nothing burger... A-a-ammirite... Rite...?

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keep a home gym
dont go outside

EMERGENCY POWER FOR NEETBUX?

What if he's already infected

he's just talked 10 minuet straight without taking a breath you dumb niggers

out of breath, dying

God, his voice, he is fucking dead

Congenital heart failure

>WASH YOUR PENIS
WASH YOUR PENIS
>WASH YOUR PENIS
WASH YOUR PENIS
>WASH YOUR PENIS
WASH YOUR PENIS
>WASH YOUR PENIS
WASH YOUR PENIS

No, gold and silver will fall because people will need cash to cover margin calls. Metals will probably do better, after the crash.

A sick nigga shook his hand a few days ago.

>tfw no coofbux

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HE'S SICK

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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He's had a rough week, I'm sure.

HES GONNA COOF

BUY STUFF FAGGOTS
CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

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He SNORTED KEK

>not a financial crises

HE'S HOLDING HIS COOF

He sounds so bad.....

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What is that figurine on the left?

>Surprise medical bilge
China knows how to handle that

he looks fine

Save most of it, moron. $2k is literally nothing lol. Costs $1k to even get fucking tested for covid with insurance in this retarded country.

Trump, Bernie and Biden all have it(although Biden is blissfully unaware)
Screencap this

no

>SNORT
SNORT

Lads I might not go to work tomorrow

Anglo brotherhood will always be united.

what was that little slurp?

he's kinda perked up but yeah now I'm okay with panicking

>why does 75 year old fat man appear the same way he always does
he is known for not sleeping

CHEKED AND KEKED

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Because he's a germaphobe. He knows how many people his age bracket are going to die. He is freaking the fuck out

THE NIVEL OF COPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MUH NOT ECONOMY CRISIS

it's literally called sars2
>SARS-CoV-2

it's a soldier carrying a wounder soldier on his back

>all these retards thinking trump has corona bc of his lack of breath
Dont you remember the debate or any time trump speaks at all? he always does that shit.

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