TRUMP ADDRESSES THE NATION

>PLS BUY THE DIP, SIRS
>CORONA IS A NOTHING BURGER
>BUY THE DIP, MANY MOONS

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Humanity eeeeeeends!

chats disabled anons.
if you want to talk about corona virus hop in here
youtu.be/XcVCCgMVcOs

Checking in.

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bumperino. Hope he declares Marshal law.

oval office announcement
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>An Oval Office address is a speech made from the White House by the President of the United States, so named because it is traditionally made from the Oval Office.[1] It is considered among the most solemn settings for an address made by the President, and is most often delivered to announce a major new policy initiative, on the occasion of a President's departure from office, or during times of national emergency (natural disaster, war, etc.)

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Trump on live feed before address: Oh fuck, does anyone have any white stuff???

Load up on ammo boys, shits about to go down

Why contain it? Let the bodies pile up in the streets, in the end they'll beg us to save them

>We, the United States, will give another 100 million dollars to the beautiful country of Israel, the only democracy in the Middle East. In doing so will be a vow for the United States to stamp out anti-Semitism and all of it's evil roots

Late as usual

Is Zion Don going to give another billion to Israel? Will he talk about how the stock market "looks good" while it's in free fall? Is he going to make some racist pocahontas jokes as people are dying?

if he starts this at 9:11 i'll chuckle

Martial Law

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what's taking so damn long, it's past when they said they'd start

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1 min late

beautiful, beautiful, great job!!

Here we go

IN

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>Report unusual behavior.
>Barricade your homes.
>Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
>Wait for official instructions.

>My fellow americans

No payroll taxes and mortgage holiday

Did he cough?

Yellowstone will blow up by july

If numerals Trump imposes martial law.

MARSHALLING

OHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIT HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>voice breaking

Why can't the fucker EVER begin on schedule? WH

NEVER MIND

LIVE. NUKES IN 10!

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Oh shit bigger hes here

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>unprecedented response
lol fuck this old nigger

>Corona Virus
>not Covid-19
Nice

>he's trying not to coof
Please tell me someone else noticed that

OMG HE RACISTLY BLAMED THE CHINESE

IS HE CRYING?

WTF WAS THAT? HES INFECTED!

>Kill all fucking niggers, thats my official instructions

>We are marshalling the full power

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KEURIG CUPS

EVERYONE SHADDUP. I CAN'T HESR UNCLE DONNY ON THE TV.

low energy

>marshaling

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OH SHIT DON ANNOUNCED NUKES ON IRAN.

ROLLING

I NOTICED THIS TOO AHHHHHHHHH

Fuuuuuuck I thought I just imagined it

BRO WTF WAS THAT LMAOO HE CRYING?

HIS EYES ARE RED

AAAAAAA

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i think he was reading a teleprompter and read "counting" instead of "continuing"

Wtf is going on with trump's eyes?

100% this

What did he mean by this?

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bloodshot eyes.

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YUROP

COME ONNNNNNNNN MARSHALL LAW

Muh shills
Kek

digits and he coofs

He can barely speak.
Odds are good we get an on camera coof.

>the announcement is him sucking his dick for 30 minutes

I thought corona was a democrat hoax?

VERY LOW ENERGY!!!!

THIS IS NOT DRUMPF!!

VERY LOW ENERGY!!!!

THIS IS NOT DRUMPF!!

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VERY LOW ENERGY!!!!

THIS IS NOT DRUMPF
VERY LOW ENERGY!!!!

THIS IS NOT DRUMPF!!

VERY LOW ENERGY!!!!

THIS IS NOT DRUMPF!!

OH MY GOD HE’S BOMBING SO HARD!!! HE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A LEADER!!
BIDEN WOULD BE BETTER

>HELD BACK A COUGH
HE HAS IT. ITS ALL OVER NOW!!!!

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"If need be, eat your dogs, cats, any uninfected animal"

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>travel restrictions
Boarders being shut down boys

>Wtf is going on with trump's eyes?

Melania is under the desk.

Why is he restricting travel from China? Very racist.

Holy fuck

Lol Yurop BTFO

MARSHALL LAW NAO!

LMAO HE IS GOING HAM ON EUROPE

sounds pretty out of breath

I did.

HEAVY
BREATHING
TRUMP
HAS
COVID

YUROFAGS GET FUCKED

>strong but necessary actions
>suspending all travel from europe to the united states

retard

Marshall law? WTF, fucking curfews

ITS EUROPES FAULT

I've watched a lot Massie Williams deep fakes... and THIS is a deep fake

>TRAVEL WARNING

wew

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He's out of breath. Pneumonia confirmed

HEY GUYS WE ARE ONLY A WEEK BEHIND EUROPE HURRAH

GLOBALISTS BTFO

he really does wtf

He's gonna COOF

WHY IS HIS BREATHING LABORED

Holy fuck this is big

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH !!!

he just can't stand reading these unbroken sentences, its gotta be in short form or he's gasping

Holy shit holy shit holy shit
Holy shit holy shit holy shit
Holy shit holy shit holy shit
Holy shit holy shit holy shit

get fucked europe

30 days lmao

goodbye stocks, this is it the big one

VROOO WHT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

EUROPE TRAVEL BAN

YUOPOORS BTFO

>We are suspending all travel from euorpe to the USA for the next 30 days
Get fucked europoors

NO TRAVEL OVERSEAS BASED TRUMP

Time to ban the plague that is Eurofags.

EUROPE TO AMERICA TRAVEL BAN

EUROPE BTFO

Europe btfo

europoors OUT

EU GET FUCKED

why is one eye half shut?

FUCK EUROPE
> USA USA USA USA

He will do what Kushner tells him to do.

HE'S BLAMING EUROTRASH

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>literally booked my holiday yesterday

WHAT THE FUCK

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WHHHOOOOOOLLLEEEESHHIIIIIT
AMERICA
IS
SHUTTING
DOWN

yo what ever happened to the FEMA camps? wouldn't this be the perfect pretext for the use of these camps?

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lol holy shit

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>VERY LOW ENERGY!!!!

He is trying to be serious.

MADLAD ACTUALLY DOING IT

What did he mean by this?????

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UK bros in love

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SUSPENDING ALL TRAVEL FROM EUROPE TO THE USA.
africa?

> SOUNDS FUCKING OUT OF BREATH

>HIS RIGHT EYE IS PUFFY AF

FUCK ….

why didn't he ever learn to read?
did he not think it would come up at some point in his life?

DEATH SQUADS ANNOUNCED

EUROPOORS BTFO

>these restrictions will not apply to the UK
lol what's the fucking point then

BURGERS CLOSED THE PORT BEFORE MADAGASCAR DID!!!

HE LITERALLY CANT SPEAK HE'S INFECTED ITS HAPPENING PENCE 2020

EUROPE BTFO. YOU ARENT WELCOME! YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF WITH YOUR MUTTS LAW MEME

LOL Trump's gonna die

Is he sick?

NO BURGERS FOR EUROFAGS

did he just say the ban doesnt apply to the uk

>suspending travel to Europe
holy shit, good luck with the race war, yuros

>UK exempt
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH, EU is a joke

Holy shit bros hes in the early stages of illness..

Take it back, I love you Trump

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Indictments inbound, nowhere to flee. Good luck getting to your non extradition country

EUROPOORS BTFO
>EUROPOORS BTFO
EUROPOORS BTFO
>EUROPOORS BTFO
EUROPOORS BTFO
>EUROPOORS BTFO
EUROPOORS BTFO
>EUROPOORS BTFO

FORTRESS AMERICA

yes; we are on full quarantine from outside the world.. supply chains are FUCKED

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>surpressing a cough as he speaks
g-guys it's over isn't it?

OH MY DOG

IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING

IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENING

>Started in China
Fuck you "saying it is from China is racist" motherfuckers.

He reads with one eye more dominant

yes

yes he did bong

ready to buy puts if he so much as sniffles

Suspension of travel to from Europe
Troll master

Give me the rundown so far

He seems kinda zogged out has problems breathing while reading that fat fuck. How sick is he?

dudes...

he really does seem ill

STAY OUT EUROTRASH

HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING

FINALLY, NO PURE WHITES CAN TRAVEL TO MUTT LAND ANYMORE. THANK GOD.

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>Antiviral treatment
This is huge holy fuck this is a dangerous bioweapon

trump looking like

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ooooo

For you

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JAPAN TRAVEL STILL OK

EUROFAGS BTFO

Fuck europoors

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Based trump frer medical care for all but black people

Fuck you nigga..... I'm going to Cabo for spring break

>banned Europe
>UK is okay though

God bless you Mr.America

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ITS OVER

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WALLSTREET ON SUICIDEWATCH

raspy voice says.. YES

What'd I miss?

Because he has unlocked full 3rd eye potential. One eye sees the past, one sees the present. One is looking into the ether

Lol you lucky cunt

Ivanka is his favorite

Markets confirmed BTFO

>just a flu

TRUMP WORRIED AF

Yes

Cough, you know you want to

Yes but border with Mexico remains wide open so kinda pointless.

>i-it's because of europe!
oh no no no

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They won't be laughing behind his back now.

HI
GENE

EU BTFO
>EU BTFO

The happening, I feel it as it progresses through my body

>FORTRESS AMERICA
FORTRESS AMERICA
>FORTRESS AMERICA
FORTRESS AMERICA
>FORTRESS AMERICA
FORTRESS AMERICA
>FORTRESS AMERICA
FORTRESS AMERICA
>FORTRESS AMERICA
FORTRESS AMERICA
>FORTRESS AMERICA
FORTRESS AMERICA
>FORTRESS AMERICA
FORTRESS AMERICA
>FORTRESS AMERICA
FORTRESS AMERICA
>FORTRESS AMERICA
FORTRESS AMERICA

Sorry Euros.

>implying this will cure the cases already in the US
hahahAHAHA

Hes got covid lol

>the virus is spreading like crazy in US looks like its about time to cut of travel from infected countries
imagine if they cut off travel a few weeks ago literally would have been almost no virus in us. fuck i hate these lazy niggers

imagine spiraling about someone coughing...

jesus y'all are retarded
it's cold and flu season

You still need a loicense.

COPAYMENTS SUSPENDED
but what about people who don't have insurance?

EUROPEANS BTFO

Is he gonna ban us leafs?

Oh SHIT. He has the fucking VIRUS. ITS HAPPENING!!

GOODBYE WORLD ECONOMY
>GOODBYE WORLD ECONOMY
GOODBYE WORLD ECONOMY
>GOODBYE WORLD ECONOMY
GOODBYE WORLD ECONOMY
>GOODBYE WORLD ECONOMY

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Q WWGONEWGALL

B O T T O M
T E X T
T H E
P L A N
T R U S T

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Pence vs. Biden lads.
Here you heard it first

>wash your hands

wow great advice never heard of that before

is this a space marine from warhammer?

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..sauce

Trump is a beast
Fucking up GLOBOHOMO BTFO

Banning whites
What a racist

Lol

>wash your hands
fuck this retard for wasting my time listening to this damage control

>passing the blame to europeans

Its true that many nations here did nothing to halt it but come on

Well top of the mornin to ya Sir bong, nice doin business with ya

>trying to prevent the boomerpocalypse
Too late, Trump, the day of the pillow is here.

look at the square shadow under his neck just above his tie. Shit looks fake.

This is the tone he always takes in serious scenarios

We live in zootopia timeline

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Emergency financial relief eh?

Markets are going to get FUCKED.

are we closing the leaf border???

its corona season baby

All of Europe! Except the UK. bwahhaha.

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Economic relief
AMERICA FIRST!!!!!!!!!

stfu happener

Bongs better close their borders too or else we rape them

some soldier carrying another soldier

b-but muh DOW 30,000

I have a feeling the kikes are going to call this off once they realize the borders start closing. OY VEY WHAT ABOUT THE IMMIGRANTS GOY

lmao sounds pretty socialist

>wash your hands
>cover your face
>if sick, stay home
lmao

He’s about to take down the pizza boys isn’t he?

>ex-gf went to korea
>got corona virus
>is told she can't travel back to US to family

kek hope she dies. only know this because her sister keeps texting me and she was hotter anyways

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>practice good hygiene
chinks and wops btfo

Who cares if travel is banned to Europe?

He likes bringing his toys to work

Hurry up and die Mario for fuck's sake

STAY HOME EUROKEKS

Does Canada even have a single case?

he seems sick

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let's get a sticky
FUCK YUROOP AND YOUR FAILED HEALTH SYSTEM

finacial relief for all
i dont believe a single word

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did he seriously exempt the UK, where the fucking health minister has coronavirus?
dow futures went from -30 before the virus to -300 since lmao

>it's just the flu, it's nothing to worry about
>by the way, we're shutting down travel to Europe

Let us coof as one.

he also said extend free coverage to related treatments.

>He reads with one eye more dominant

Mangekyō Sharingan Amaterasu!

>mfw we just had the state of the union

HE WENT TO JARED

AND LATIN AMERICAAAAAA WEEEEEEEE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

What's worse, the sniffing or the fourth-grade reading ability?

muh economy

he has the virus

>How sick is he?
You notice no one else is near him!

this is a deep fake, yes

No, that's an American soldier carrying a European soldier injured by a splinter. It's a miniature of a famout WW2 statue.

>Jackson
>good
He crashed the economy
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panic_of_1837

Trump sounds really sick here. Jesus christ just let this old orange boomer die already

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It's because he has Corona or they already Corona'd him and that is a deep state body double.

36 in Ontario alone

You're fucked

t. Laughs in USA

Trump outsmarts at every level

Truly a genius

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>durrrhurrr
God I hope your family dies.

>that snort

YUMMY

damn i thought it was a space marine, i got excited.

>UK is okay though
how does that work?

FREE TIME OFF FOR CORONA BROS SOMEONE INFECT ME

CAPITAL and LIQUIDITY
>CAPITAL and LIQUIDITY
CAPITAL and LIQUIDITY
>CAPITAL and LIQUIDITY
CAPITAL and LIQUIDITY
>CAPITAL and LIQUIDITY
CAPITAL and LIQUIDITY
>CAPITAL and LIQUIDITY

TRUMPS SICK
TRUMPS SICK
TRUMPS SICK

ITS HAPPENING

MORE LOANS

Yes because UK=Brexit=best friends apparently

LOL CORONABUX HERE WE COME!

>economic relief
#yanggang2020

50 billion lol

*snorts*

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>travel ban
>stonks tanking
>trump is dying
OH MAN
NOW THIS IS HAPPENIN

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He doesn't look sick you retard fucks, he literally always looks like that

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You going reeeeeeeee at everything Trump does

YANG GANG WON

the question is why

>trump choking on his own mucus

he has it doesnt he

*snort*

SBA loans? Hmm don't know about that.

take it back

LOW INTEREST MY ASS

DOES HE HAVE IT, LADS?

did he just... oink?