Good evening my fellow Americans

I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN

get in here fgts

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nothingwrong

watch it live. and shitpost.

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I, Billy Herrington

the freedom to choose to ingest or not to ingest a literal weed plant is bad

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>Unfortunately, Coronavirus has gotten so bad looks like we're going to need to declare martial law and get rid of any satanic cultists that could threaten our country by spreading it. All aircraft have been grounded and shipments to gitmo begin tomorrow.

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I DID have sexual relations with that woman, I don't give a fuck. Vote me, Trump, 2020.

IT'S GOING TO START RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK BUCKLE UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

, want the succ, amazing!

Fuck the white house. We don't have a president.

i wanted to tell you. niggers started the virus.

The world's about to change bigly

fuck niggers and fuck chyna. that is all. also gonna give israel more money.

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I voted twice for you mr Trump. I'll do it again November

Guys..? I hear sirens in my town right now

nationalize the military i will and destroy the enemy of the people

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT MAN

WEN INFACT, HUNDREDS OF YEARZ AGO, THE SO CALLED "W H I T E" HOUSE, WUZ ACTUALLY BLACK! AND RULED BY DA BLACK MAN! BABOOYEY, WE WUZ PRESIDENTZ N SHIEEEEEEEET!!

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Did he misread the prompter, or is he short of breath?

He's feverish. Guys, it's over.

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YES! Banning flights from Europe starting Friday!

I am so happy about this. Fucking France, fuck you croissant eating fucks.

EUROFAGS SEETHING!!!!!

i think he was crying

If Trump did this he unironically would win the election

>weekly penis inspections

FUCK OFF EUROPE WE'RE FULL

it does sound like he has a cold

I AM THE GREATEST, MY CORONA CHAN IS THE BEST CORONA CHAN

won't quarantine, it will spread non-stop, we're fucked

This faggot sociopath could not give less of a fuck.

>can't fly to the laughing stock of the world
what a tragedy

MY non quarantines are the best non actions, perfect really

CLAIM CORONA RIGHT NOW AND TAKE THE YEAR OFF

But can't you see none of this is HIS fault??

More of a fuck then you do.

WE'RE FULL YOU YUROPOOR FUCKS. This is what you get for being fucking WORTHLESS.

don't you want a steaming big pile of our health care??

what happened? i thought this was just the sniffles

He sounds sick.

US bans all travel from European countries WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE UK amid coronavirus outbreak, President Trump announces.

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Holy fuck, $50 billion dollars for corona aid!

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Based

>>weekly penis inspections
I HATED penis inspection day.

IM RICH BITCH.. TRUMP GIVIN LOW INTEREST LOANS TO SICK PEOPLE!

CORONA CHAN AINT A PROBLEM NO MORE
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT
I FOUND THIS SO CALLED 'CORONA CHAN'
I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE
AND THEN I FUCKED HER TO DEATH!

$50b HOLY SHIT GET WREKT CORONA

Fuck trannies
Fuck kikes
Fuck niggers

How many year out are we from a political scandal where the President just declares: "Yeah I hit that. She's hot af. You want a faggot as president? Then STFU."

Fucking fuck, they are the worst of the bunch. He better correct this. Write to your senators Yas Forums. Those british fucks are just as dangerous as the rest of em.

EUROTARDS BTFO

These fucking eyes

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TRUMP WILL HEAL THE SICK!

imagine actually paying for health care

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EUROPE IS FUCKED

F U C K E D

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KEK SHIT

THE DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS ARE GOING TO VOTE AGAINST EVERYTHING HE OFFERS

WHY COULDN’T THIS FAGGOT DECLARE MARTIAL LAW

WE’RE FUCKED

LOANS FOR BANKS!

THANKS TRUMP!

like a hawk, like a shithawk randy

wee are all in this togetherr. wee have to stop the partiternship. god blss murica.

HOLY SHIT. WE ARE FUCKED. WE ARE COMPLETELY FUCKED. THIS IS IT. OH MY FUCKING GOD. BETTER GET RIGHT WITH JESUS. TELL YOUR LOVED ONES YOU LOVE THEM. PRAISE THE LORD. MAY HE BE MERCIFUL UPON US.

that was it? He said don't worry about it the whole time and he just comes on for two minutes to tell us now to worry about it becuase the entire planet is saying it?. Well, I guess if you can't beat them join them right?

BRO CARGO TOO? THIS FUCKS THE ECONMY

Well he disbanded the pandemic response team in 2018. We fumbled the testing kits meaning we couldn’t control it like Korea did.

"It only matters how you respond and WE ARE RESPONDING WITH GREAT SPEED and professionalism," the president said.

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Twenty bucks says coronavirus slips through the cracks and ends up taking out the entire population of heaven while god watches family guy reruns

>bans the second most sanitary continent on the planet
>travel to and from the third world remains the same
>air china has been landing here even though we "banned" travel from China
Wow it's fucking nothing and the futures are still tanking even though he just admitted there will be bailouts.

Absolutely

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Democrats offer an alternative plan. FREE bread lines. Even poppy seed and garlic bread.

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you can't fly from europe but the UK is exempt?
what's going to stop some coofer from flying to UK first
and then flying to burgerland

The flights from China are flying back Yanks who were in China.

What did he mean by this?

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>IMPORTANT POLL!!!!
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>IMPORTANT POLL!!!!
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>IMPORTANT POLL!!!!
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>IMPORTANT POLL!!!!
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>IMPORTANT POLL!!!!
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>IMPORTANT POLL!!!!

It's really good that the insurers will waive deductibles, but I'm not sure about co-pays. It will really help lots of people who end up in the hospital for this. A week in the ICU is very, very expensive.

You're wrong. These are Chinese nationals that were still flying into the east coast. I'm glad you're banned though. Need to add the rest of the world to that list and make it indefinite.

Shalom Mr Zog manager.

He was just fighting the urge to cough. We're done, game over man!

What a dumb poll, I thought this was gonna be about banning the brits and 3rd worlders from entry. MAKE ANOTHER POLL!

What is that, a fucking Gundam?

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He don't sound so good, sounds like he has a cold coming on.

The UK is likely to ban all travel from Europe tomorrow in an emergency meeting of the COBRA comittee.

Yes, he didn't sound well at all. His breathing was labored.

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>WERE ALL GONNA DIE
Nah, Just the boomers

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The UK isn't banned though.

I think we're having a collective "Deep Impact" moment. Cheers.

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That's a soldier with another soldier in a fireman's carry

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The world can only end once.

The UK is having lots of problems with the virus. I realize that Trump wants to extend a hand to the UK since it left the EU, but this doesn't make sense.

no its a terminator space marine

HES CRASHING GLOBO HOMO WITH NO SURVIVORS

Soldier's fireman carry you fuckin weeb.

its rabbi horowitz's goodest goy award.

>Good evening my fellow Americans
Please ignore my obvious struggles to breath during the latter half of my stream.

Please can I have a quick run down?

Trump is extending a lifeboat to the UK, and EU is still trying to punish them for BREXIT.

It's one soldier carrying another you blind weeb

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BREAKING: ACTOR TOM HANKS SAYS HE AND HIS WIFE HAVE TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS

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Corona-chan hates tax cuts and immigration enforcement.

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game over man, game over!

I noticed this too.. Maybe a dry throat, like hes trying not to cough.

Yet the GOP blocked the emergency sick leave bill. Explain that?

that's the statue of a fallen patriot being carried by another patriot after fighting for the interests of israel

That's low interest loans to small businesses that are adversely impacted by the virus. They really need to make the paperwork super easy and the approval almost automatic for this to help in time.

This pandemic is more serious than Trump is letting on. Those videos from Wuhan of mass genocide are real. Shit is about to hit the fan.

FUCK DEMOCRATS, FUCK SPICS, AND FUCK COASTAL NIGGERS

>The world can only end once.
The world will be fine, we are fucked, however.

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PANIC
PANIC
PANIC

We've got less cases than you have though.

Trump looked puffy. Hoarse voice. A catch in his throat a couple of times. Then very noticable struggles to breathe and keep his breath in the last half.

All travel from Europe cancelled for 30 days ... except from UK.

All insurance copayments for corona suspended. No insurance surprises allowed.

Some small business capitalization will be loosened up for business affected.

what else?

LETS GO CORONA-CHAN

KILL TRUMP!

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>This pandemic is more serious than Trump is letting on.
Every government knows this isn't the flu.

LOLOL fuck off Yourope, we full!

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holy shit everyone knows how panicked he looked. is he INFECTED

What about travel from Israel? Is it banned, too?

Wounded warrior project statue

>LIVE Democrat response to Trumps Oval Office address

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we better quarantine this thread because it will be dark soon and corona mostly come at night, mostly

>it's real
THE SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN

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His statement that the risk is very, very low is misleading. He should have said that the risk is real, otherwise, people will just ignore everything else he said about washing hands, covering your nose and mouth when you cough and sneeze and staying home if you're sick.

>Pence becomes President
>Announces that the virus was God's punishment for homosexuality
>All gays and trannies are shot throughout America

Because Congress must vote to suspend the Constitution. That hog-man is not a king, he is a wretch. Like his dribbling, drooling gumpites.

Trump sez the only way to get from China to USA is hop across Mexican border.

PS-if you run into his $10 Billion "wall", one of these will cut right through in about 3 minutes max. homedepot.com/p/DEWALT-20-Volt-MAX-Lithium-Ion-Cordless-Reciprocating-Saw-Tool-Only-DCS380B/203164237

Europe has free movement and Italy has the L strain of the Virus so they don’t want the mainland traveling here. Israel only has 97 cases of the S strain. Much less fatal. Also there isn’t much travel to Israel and back anyway

Great so small businesses can get loans they would ordinary not be qualified to get because they couldn't pay them back. Sounds like a great idea to fight the coronavirus. Te debt / currency crisis will make everyone forget about some flu strain.

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what did he mean by this

Translation: she's always liked it in the ass.

Stop it, my dick can't get any harder.

pls no

>gays and trannies are dead
>republicans never elected again

So double win?

>That's the way it has always been and always will be.

Incredibly blackpilled Trump. Pretty frightening stuff though.

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Yea no the replacements are all steel bollards reinforced with concrete. You’d need a thermal lance and bulldozer. You’re such a cultists Jesus Christ

Nice capture.

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Guess who just opened a small business :)

>Trump sez the only way to get from China to USA is hop across Mexican border.
4D chess! If cases keep coming in through the southern border, he will blame the Democrats for not funding his wall earlier.

Bad time to rape 3rd world children

SARS, MERS, ebola, etc. didn't cause one of the biggest stock market crashes in history. Why is that? According to trump this is just the common cold right, the flu is more deadly. But it caused a 20% stock market crash. Maybe the economy is not so strong. Maybe there is an looming international / corporate debt crisis. Who knows?

Gay voters dropping dead would make republicans always win. They’re 5% - 6% of voters and in 2016 to 2018 voted 86% and 89% Democrat

He always sounds like that. I know bc when I listen to him my sinuses cringe

>I pay 60% in taxes. Free healthcare wooooo!

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It sounds like he's going to ask Congress for financial aid to persons and families that are laid off or have to stay home without paid sick days. That would be really good. Unemployment compensation will help, but this sounds like extra funds on top of that.

>Maybe the economy is not so strong.
If the economy *REALLY* were strong, we wouldn't see "5-years experience REQUIRED" on entry-level jobs.

You can't link a timestamp since it's a livestream video but here's the original
youtube.com/watch?v=wx6R3wgoCwc
Go back until the time in the bottom left is 6:57 PM MT.
Right after the beeping stops there's an open mic.

Dewalt.

The patrician choice