Just back from Walmart and it's gone. No fucking toilet paper anywhere

>YOU DID THIS
It's just the start, leafboi. The day of the rake is nigh.

Since women will be the most impacted by the shortage of TP (one roll a day is the average), we should get trending that panic buying TP is sexist.
What would the hash tag be, Yas Forums ?

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It literally is just the flu.

Don't blame Corona-chan for the retardation of panicked Boomers.

Maybe if you retards didn't make fluffy 20 wipes toilet paper, then you would not have this problem.

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>didn't make fluffy 20 wipes toilet paper
say what?

Walmart guy said they're going to be out of water pretty soon

How many meters of wiping paper u get from one roll? The one in the pic is 65m long.

I don't know, I use the cheap, non fluffy brand

Russian toilet paper wipes you.

>go to liberal universities
>steal toilet paper from commie university public access toilets
>sell toilet paper back to commie students
>skid marks incoming

you already went to walmart
do you really need to shit again at home?

youll be fine they are still selling pants

How's Corona doing in Bongland?

Why are people so obsessed about toilet paper? It's not an essential.
You could literally just wipe with your and and rinse with water.
There are more important supplies to worry about

nothingsandwich

you are silly, has coronavirus had as much time to propagate as the common flu?

USE A GODDAMN RAG AND DO LAUNDRY OR ELSE A DAMN SQUIRTER LIKE ASIA AND ACTUALLY USE IT AND WASH YOUR HANDS AND ALSO DON'T EAT BATS, IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING HARD, NIGGA!!!!!

luckily i live in ohio and i am not retarded like you. so i can get anything i want.also try going to more than one store retard.

Why are you using toilet paper anyway you fucking disgusting leaf

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I just came back from buying groceries and everything is a business as usual where the fuck do you guys go to buy shit? A family dollar?

Bro, the Walmart guy told me the whole town is out of TP. Every fucking supermarket.

yeah I have 3 "industrial" rolls at home, the big ones you find at public washrooms. each one lasts me a couple months kek, definitely a bit on the rough side but still worth

cause I don't like to walk around my ass wet

It only took two weeks for Italy to be put into full lock down

Is there food? I feel like if I dont sock up soon I'm going to to die

>ywn be a wasteland warlord profiting off a TP stock monopoly with your own trap harem

Well there's food left but lots of people are buying full trays of cans. Tuna was going down pretty fast, beans, pasta, rice, water...

Use water shattaf you 4th century backwards savage pagan.

im going to loot my neighbors house. He is french so im pretty sure trump is going to deport him.

When I run out I’ll just use my hand and then bake your family a nice neighborly cake :^)

Not only good for butt wipe but cures insomnia

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Why the FUCK is everyone buying FUCKING toilet paper, am I immune to some government mind control testing or what?

Mormons usually have food stocks too, just gotta watch out for that +3 holy damage

ok zoomer

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Google toilet paper Venezuela

Cities aren’t shutting off water.... all you have to do is boil vigorously

How to use?

I work in retail and we have plenty. I'm also in a town that has had coronavirus since March 1.

Mainly people with kids and women use toilet paper as make shift tampons

>TP barrons
Once the price of a single shit's worth of tp rises above the price of cheap underwear the meta changes though:
>Buy loads of cheap y-fronts
>Just shit them when you need to shit
>Wipe with the other side
>Discard in a field or wherever

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why the fuck is this such a big deal for so many people?
>MUH TOILET PAPER
Take a shit, go in your shower, spread your fucking legs and blast the water on your ass. Apply soap and wash again. I seriously don't get backwards niggers who still don't do this regularly even.

>tampons
face masks now

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Cities might not. But if shit gets real in some areas, knocking out water would ensure your enemies either die or leave or at least are disrupted enough for other operations. Water supplies are not impervious to actions unbecoming of a peaceful high trust civilization. Just as turning off the lights in an area stops some things to be possible when nefarious actors desire to act nefariously.

Stay prepared and on your toes. I would also suggest you sleep in the daylight hours as much as possible so you can watch your ao at night.

The toilet paper apocalypse begins lol

Powdered milk is the next runout item.

Use grass and a stick.
You mutts have no problem fucking women in their assholes but when it comes to the hygiene of your own you sequel like a bitch. Pathetic.

Might as well. They're only good as a block from you unintentionally touching your face, which we normally do a million times a day.

Holy shit, this guy figured it out. Fuck you tp hoarders!

I should buy all the powdered milk, dry out some of my cum and mix it in with the powder and resell

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I would say that during a happening water supplies might be compromised, but if that was the case, tp users would be more fucked than anyone.

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Just use a bidet faggot

use your dollar bills