/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1919

Hey guys can anyone explain to me what will happen if I get the virus I'm 28 and healthy I don't smoke or any of that shit. It's just that I'm gonna be in Japan soon for like 6 months and I don't wanna go to the hospital.

Can I just chill in my house for a few days and be cured? Or is the hospital shit pretty much a necessity?

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THIS IS THE WAY THE WORLD ENDS
THIS IS THE WAY THE WORLD ENDS
THIS IS THE WAY THE WORLD ENDS
NOT WITH A BANG BUT A COOF

People who were asking about gas mask - there's still some of them left on eb. There's the one I bought ebay.us/c7mB47 it's quite decent, please check the review youtu.be/6d6j6ClCirg [Open] fuck the shitty respirators, this is decent mask and does it all. Filters are melting on ebay so make sure to nab some particulate ones. Make sure to test the mask if you can get proper seal or else it's useless.

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Hälsningar från Somalia.

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*SNAP*

Houses at half price soon

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youtube.com/watch?v=8wwtbQXTugo

>Corona-chan Vending Machine
>NEW MEGA LINK: mega.nz/#F!GWADQaRS!3yuOGCae39EvDkVH3a5tyQ
>Thank you based user for doubling the collection.

Send me new coronas to add to the archive.
If you want something, find it in the archive.

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>NOOOOOOO MY STOCKERINO NOOOOOO

>With the coronavirus outbreak reaching pandemic proportions, Jared Kushner is stepping in to help advise President Trump on the administration’s efforts.
>Kushner, Trump’s son-in-law and senior adviser, has become more involved in the last few days, joining the President for several meetings on the topic and huddling with other top advisers about the administration’s response, a White House official and other sources familiar with the matter said.
>One Trump ally said Kushner is becoming more involved because of concerns about how the administration’s coronavirus task force – now headed by Vice President Mike Pence – is being run. But there is also some quiet eye rolling among some >Trump allies who point out it was Kushner urging the President last month to downplay the situation when coronavirus concerns first caused selloffs on Wall Street.
>Some context: Kushner is stepping in as White House officials and others close to the President described a distinct shift in the President’s demeanor and approach to the coronavirus pandemic in the last 48 hours, recognizing privately that his administration needs to do more amid a plummeting stock market and spiking cases of coronavirus in the US.
Kushner’s new role also comes at a time when his power inside the West Wing is at a premium. Outgoing White House chief of staff Mick Mulvaney has been diminished and the incoming chief of staff Mark Meadows is in self-quarantine and has yet to set foot at the White House.
>One Trump adviser said Kushner is now “in total control.”
We're 100% fucked lads

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How are we going to address the homeless issue? Tens of thousands of americans in tourism and restaurants will lose their jobs and be evicted. Line cooks are getting their schedules slashed because bo customers. No hotel bookings etc.

I am cordially inviting you to join me in my bunker. There will be enough food and water for the both of us to last a year or so.

oh no that sucks

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I love how he makes Yas Forums seethe so much. Literally everything he says has been correct.

You will find out if you have hidden co-morbidities or not

CORONA VIRUS: THE ONE IN A MILLION OF HAPPENINGS
OFFICIAL CORONA THEME: youtube.com/watch?v=QXnr-Dx2QaM

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RIOT AT U.S COLLEGE!!!!!!!!

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8100961/Students-hit-pellets-University-Dayton-cancels-classes-shuts-dorms-coronavirus.html

now get the fuck out!

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>PLAYERS REFUSING TO PLAY BECAUSE CORONA
PLAYERS REFUSING TO PLAY BECAUSE CORONA
>PLAYERS REFUSING TO PLAY BECAUSE CORONA
PLAYERS REFUSING TO PLAY BECAUSE CORONA

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I love it.
In for a crash, out for cheaper living.
Gunna need bigger cemeteries though hahaha

anyone have been tested for Corona?? how long does the results comes out??

based

Do we have any proof or confirmation China is improving? Oddly quiet on the news from there now.

How many more days until full blown lockdown in the UK? I fancy some days "working" from home.

And by working I mean moving the mouse every 5 minutes so it looks like I'm online.

g

Shit, just bought the house 4 months ago..

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EVERYBODY
RUN OUT AN CATCH CORONA BEFORE ALL THE BEDS ARE TAKEN
THANK ME LATER

ITALY:
>12,462 cases
>827 dead
>1,045 recovered

(827+1045=1872)/827 = 44.2% kill rate

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30-01 First person found with Corona virus
11-03 61 Confirmed Cases

The virus had approximately 42 days to spread and kill.

>As of today only 1 death and 4 recovered.

Assumptions
> India doesn't effectively contain
> India doesn't effectively test
> Amount of cases is far bigger than stated

Facts
> India has extremely low hygiene standards
> India has a high extremely high population density
> Immunity of average Indian is different from most other races (either far better/worse)
These are the assumptions

So the virus has had 40+ days to spread around and cause havoc. Italy has seen their first deaths in matter of days.

If we assume after 40 days, the amount of active cases in India is actually between 250k - 1 million and if we assume that it has a kill rate of 16% in semi-developed countries (but with older population) we can assume that for India it is around 10-20%.

So far we would have seen at least 25k to 200k of Indians dying. Now my question, how come there is zero to none evidence of any people dying in India?

In the previous riots a few weeks ago, there were pictures/videos/news reports everywhere. So the government isn't censoring or fails to censor.

My take on is it, that Indians due to their enviroment have some sort of hyper immunity to corona.

Anyone care to refute my points, esp the last one because we even saw images of the death in the highly censored China and 0 from India!

**coff**coff**
Ahem...

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THE FUCKING LOCAL SPREAD HERE AND IN BRASIL IS SOMETHING NONE SHOULD IGNORE
Even in hot weather the spread will not completly disappear. Maybe lockdowns are the only way.

What do yall think of Chris?

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Jazz player Rudy Gobert touched everything in sight a couple days ago to "prove a point about Corona virus" and now has the stomach flu so they shut it down. He didn't show symptoms of corona in 2 days.

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Is the A2P3 good enough ?
Also not sure how long I can use this one and if the filters are changeable.

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Trump's announcement of a nothingburger 2.0 electric boogaloo, in just 17 minutes!

>The safety of the goy--I mean American people is my number one priority.

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Rudy Gobert has the virus
Rudy Gobert has the virus
Rudy Gobert has the virus
Rudy Gobert has the virus
Rudy Gobert has the virus
Rudy Gobert has the virus
Rudy Gobert has the virus

I feel like the US will either do very will against corona or absolutely meltdown

Oh good everyone showed up to get infected

Update from OKC/NBA

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So my SOR (IR) have mask and shit for 2 days. I already called sick. Fuck this.

>literally NOTHING he says has been correct

Digits and niggers riot.

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I WANT ALL OF US TO DIE
I WANT ALL OF US TO DIE
I WANT ALL OF US TO DIE

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Been feeling sick the last few days. My line of work puts me in multiple cities all over the state daily. Idk what I have but I’ve been trying to spread it

How about never?

Do you not know what our country is like mate?

Based.

I can't wait for Marshall Law

Is India unironically the best place to weather this storm? Their government has taken decisive action to ban entry of foreign nationals, and apart from the streetshitters their population can be more hygenic than Europeans due to their religious beliefs.

My family and I have special cards that would grant us entry to India despite the ban, worth GTFOing from Sweden before SHTF here? I have zero faith in our government.

Most likely week or two. Virus is already flew over my house few times. I live in Northern Ireland and we are fucked here.

Nigger

NOT MY NIGGER BALL! NOOOOOO ANYTHING BUT MY NIGGER BALL!!!!!!!

Anybody have link to Trump stream?

We have to postpone the game! Aliens are stealing the NBA player's talent!

I love my mommy

When will Trump talk?

no retards he got the stomach flu being a dumb ass
see

NBA GAME CANCELLED, ILLNESSES. OKLAHOMA CITY.

BASKETBALL AMERICANS BTFO

>Italy was one of the first countries hit after China
>death rate is extremely high now
>ignoring all the suffering and deaths from the medical services that are currently overworked due to the virus
>the incubation rate means a ton of countries are gonna suffer major deaths because of their negligence soon

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Danish PM just informed we are shutting down our country to try to minimize infection.
>tomorrow all schools universities, nuseries, daycare are shutting down.
>all non critical government employed personel will go to their homes
>no more than 100 people gathered together in same place to decrease risk of infection
>bars and restaurants will also be closing.
>supermarkets will keep going, encouraging not to hoard. They will not run out of anything for the foreseeable periods and orders are being filled for restocking.

But yeah, this is also happening as our pm and her staff said that the italian government employed other european nations to take steps immediately so they don't end up with situation like italy. So now other countries are also doing it. Basicaly they said we are doing what other nations are also now going to do very shortly.

Not to mention their economy is generally very self-sufficient and independent, especially food which is generally grown locally.

who is going to die first out of everyone ITT? My vote is not me

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This year is the turning point on our way to total victory. Only the wise and the virtuous will pass this purge. We have to reclaim the honor and pride of those who preceded us and free ourselves from the fallacies of tolerance, equality and freedom.

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All these faggots just deciding to buy masks now?
Yep we are just beginning, it's going to be so damn comfy watching shit hit the fan after the P-word went official.
Unreal how quickly things turned from a week ago, haha.

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17 mins.

>mfw Corona-chan kills all the Italian boomers and ushers in a Second Renaissance

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nooo the heckin dunkyboys

twitter.com/MikeBeauvais/status/1237899118485397504

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it's already over
relax incels

Better than the grandpa doctor, but still doesn't report anything that we don't already know.

Unifonically you have the corona

High consumption of cow milk will give protection against most viruses.

21:00 EST
whitehouse.gov/live

discordapp com/channels/687459549916954626/687459549916954677

GET IN HERE NIGGERS

Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions.

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May.

Dude, no, he's the most retarded pawn of the right, willing to destroy any serious attemp to calm down things or unite against the common enemy in the power.

He will sold us in the first attemp.

Fight is against the gov, not between people.

RETURN TO DOMICILE CITIZEN, ALL IS WELL

I vote for this guy. Fuck this guy.

You need to be more concerned about infrastructure if it hits cataclysmic levels. And if it hits India it will likely still spread fast. Sweden is kind of poor off with your rapefugees population but if you focus on it yourself I think you're better off there

NOT MAH SPORTSBALL! NOES!
PLS FOR THA LOVE OF GHFSGFJHJE NOOOO!

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>I live in Northern Ireland and we are fucked here.
No you aren't, England will go downhill way before you. You only have like 18 confirmed cases and zero deaths so far. Plus it's a pretty rural place with only 1 real city and that isn't even that big.

Sorry son, we're laying you off
>But why?
Bo Customers

1/3
E-Mail from TU-Berlin in Germany

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How very strange! It's like there's a pandemic going around or something... weird!

What are current guesses on China’s actual death toll?

Yes

internet.com

Fack

virus was developed and released by india, to kill off all non indians, so india could become a legit superpower in 2020.

100% based and possibly red pilled.

NOOO STOP LOCKING DOWN CITYS I WANT IT TO SPREAD FUUCK GIVE ME SOCIETAL COLLAPSE GOVERNMENT FAGS FUCK YOUUUUU

Could be me. I had a dream of me coofing my last breath. I also have pretty decent bitch to protect. This alone increases my mortality by few %

15 minutes until Trump launches the nukes on live television

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Can't wait for him to go to a coof camp

viva cataluña

>My fellow american citizens, tonight, I have decided for the best of the country, to lock down every major metropole in the U.S. from 00:00EST onwards. It was a hard decision, but a necessary one.

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dumb fuckin frogs (yes this nigga is french)

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How do I use the Corona Virus to get laid since bars will be shut down? Text her that I'm virus free and have hand sanitizer in my bedroom?

tomorrow a new cobra meeting is taking place and it's been hinted that we'll be moving into PHASE TWO, aka Delay.

Closing schools, unis et al

me
>dry coof
>slight pain in lower lungs when breathing
>runny nose
>headache
>37.5C temp

lemonparty.org

I vote no me aswell

2/3

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Boy do I hope so.

>NBA player touches shit to get infected to prove illness is not serious
>gets infected
Are we living in the funniest timeline?

the all gene test(don't have test kit)need more than 8 hr per tier even in china.
the pcr test kit need 4 hr per tier(50 person as a tier)
now testing not to use igm test is 30min per person.
4 days is western country often needed.

Chinese needs to be sanctioned till they tell us what the fuck we are dealing with.

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Kill all sons'a bitches, thems my official instructions

Wait, hasn't Wuhan been on lockdown for a month? How did this kid end up infected, escaping Wuhan, and making it back here, all while still sick?

>p word went official
Did The Who say it?

Where do you think the sick poms will refugee to?

If we haven’t had total nonessential shutdown by now, it’s not going to happen until it’s too late and half the country is bedridden. I will lose my job for refusing to work but at least I should be able to find a new one easily.

F

>15 minutes

Trump is always fucking late so make it 30

The mortality rate is like 0.2% for everyone under 55. Unless you're unhealthy as fuck to begin with, everyone in this thread could catch it and it still wouldn't be a big deal in the long run.

Both of them just say different numbers that can be checked on bnodesk Twitter anyways. They are decent, but what else can they say

BASED TRICKSTER user

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3/3

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discord gg/dMtvxh
discord gg/dMtvxh
discord gg/dMtvxh
GET IN HERE NIGS

who is that?

Not it.

Trump's too worried about the economy and everything going to hell. He's going to reassure everyone how it's under control and how they're taking extra measures or whatever vague bullshit, just to keep the ride going for a little longer. He won't say anything else. Oh and he's gonna thank a bunch of boomers for their outstanding work, etc... typical empty flattery.

even in wuhan 80% of suspect is just flu.
good luck.

Great the general will be flooded by migatards.

WHERE IS DR PURR???
>where is dr purr???
WHERE IS DR PURR???
>where is dr purr???

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>we started hanging posters for flu awareness to stop corona spreading at my place of work
>this is a government run building
No wonder Canada was the only country to get fucked by SARS 20 years ago

Fuck off discordfag.

Netherlands is right on it thankfully
The whole news of today was about working from home!

As a train conductor not allowed to do our rounds or take tickets untill further notice, Friend bus drivers have to go home if they coof alot, Alot of them were home today.

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Marital Law

Honestly mate I’m thinking the same

I work in a bank call centre and I know they won’t close, are you actually going to quit? I might too. I have very young siblings I live with

Guys my parents are over 60 & work in hospitals & nursing homes.

I feel powerless rn.

Hallelujah the mussels are flying

Based boomer

tv show about a sheriff in a poor town named Marshall

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Nigger

weekend apparently

worked from home mon and tues and did just that - done fuck all work

had lookner on tv and just fucked around on /cvg/ posting pictures of Bill Mitchell all day

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need to wait until 'the time is right' before we make even the slightest change
i'm guessing that time is after millions are infected and the nhs collapses

ur fucking gay

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the death and suffering will trigger instinctive behaviour in poeple, like ethnocentrism
after this plaque europe will became nationalist again, and ethnic tensions will rise to unknown levels, more rightwing attacks will happen and maybe even mainstream partys just cuck to the rightwing violence and say fuck migrants,

>720p

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Trump is going to make an announcement?

nigga do you even tekken

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What, are you serious?
Voting for you so it's cancelled out.

>trump
>ever doing anything based

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kek, thanks for the laugh user

Why are they rioting? Over fucking basketball??

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Probably, unfortunately.

Imagine if he coofs during the speech. 10/10

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>It's a nothing burger Yas Forums
>It's a nothing burger Yas Forums
>It's a nothing burger Yas Forums
>It's a nothing burger Yas Forums
>well.. its still probably nothing
>well... it wont spread far
>well.... it wont become a pandemic
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS NOTH-NOTHI.. AHH IM GONNA COOOOOOOF
Been here since thread #1 and watching these shills crumble has been an amazing ride thank you based /cvg/ thread makers.

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What a cock sucker rudy gobert is, should be charged with reckless endangerment or something, americans are going to have to have an incentive to not act like the retarded assholes they are during this.

>We have to reclaim the honor and pride of those who preceded us and free ourselves from the fallacies of tolerance, equality and freedom.

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I DONT THINK I CAN MAKE IT IN A POST COLLAPSE SOCIETY I HAVE NO SKILLS OR ANYTHING

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honestly heartwarming

He's a big guy

Indeed, a beautiful region of the Kingdom of Spain.

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What's that, like when your wife won't let you be out with your buddies past 9pm?

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Sdfg

they're heroes bro. god bless them.

10 MINS TILL PRESIDENTAL ADDRESS

what happened???

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Fuck Murricans. Whole world is fucked.
I work at hotel, the higher ups will decide at morning if they close it after Sunday or not.
They want to put the staff on unpaid leave for 2 weeks.
Shit hasn't even started yet and things look grim.

Martial law means knowing martial arts will be mandatory, do you even read the bible?

We're not doing too bad actually.

There's the supposed bit where Corona-chan just stays in you and fucks you up later, even if you've recovered at first. I don't think I've seen an actual, proper source for that though, just clickbaity article headlines and unconfirmed speculation.

Is sneezing a symptom?

>if we assume that it has a kill rate of 16%
nigger you can't be serious

also the virus is weak to heat and india is a fucking oven

STREAM WHERE

Literally his handler.
Also, Israel has a new super vaccine that can be used for many (maybe all) viruses. Bright shiny new pharma!

I put odds on there being a law that makes vaccines mandatory after this "event". No more holdouts. You get the shot, or else!

Mandatory needle sticks incoming!

It's true very cincerning