/ig/ - Italy General - Late Night Edition #1

I Rumeni erediteranno l'Italia una volta che i vostri vecchi saranno morti

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Terroni puzzolenti

I am getting comfy for the imminent collapse, hope you diversified your investments.

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>Look at me mommy ive bestemmiato on Yas Forums again

>one of my favorite childhood games
>still haven't climbed around Florence irl
I need to visit Italy soon, I promised 12 year old me i'd do it

>>Trentino
user, that's Alto Adige

Si

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Is it just me or is Corona mostly affecting north Italy? Does this mean G*rmanics are more susceptible to the virus?

Da quale regione shitpostate brutti froci? Abruzzo here

Alto Adige fag reporting in, today I was stopped by the goddamn army at a checkpoint.

How is it in the rest of Italy? Are law enforcement stopping you and asking the autocertificazione?

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user WHY WON’T YOU STAY HOME?

#IOSTOACASA

DO AS I DO AND READ A BOOK LAYING ON YOUR INFLATABLE BED IN YOUR OWN SWIMMING POOL.

HAVE A NICE BARBECUE LUNCH UNDER THE SHADOW OF THE DOZENS OF TREES IN YOUR OWN BIG PRIVATE GARDEN.

DON’T FORGET TO GRAB A NICE BOTTLE OF WINE FROM YOUR OWN CELLAR TO DRINK WITH THAT TASTY DRY AGED FIORENTINA!!

STAYING AT HOME IS NICE AND COMFORTABLE!!

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>"I said come in! don't stand there!"
Who wants to go s.t.a.l.k.i.n.g. in Roma and alto Lazio when this shit is over lads?

No, mutt that is because the person who contracted the virus first just happened to be in northern italy
Since people in northern italy are the ones who produce and travel more

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I think Italy was the first to he infected due to tourism.

>go at local bar
>beg the based barista for a bottle of liquor
>actually gives me it for free with a wink
Who /chad/ here bros?

I have already cashed out, the stock market is crashing hard because it was totally overvalued even before the COVID-19 outbreak.
Everyone just needed a reason to dump all this shit.

is that marcus aurelius

Fucking based barista

Idk, I'm living these days like a neet.

>Black raven, black raven, circling above the grave
>Who wants to go s.t.a.l.k.i.n.g. in Roma and alto Lazio when this shit is over lads?
Sounds good, hope you got a gas mask already

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I am reinvesting some of my capital on stocks that lost 40%+ due to Corona, this pandemic will eventually come to an end and the market will start to stabilize.

Rinnovo la richiesta della foto del cagnolino dell'anone che mette il collirio.

>he doesn’t know that a “free bottle” is a ticket to have your ass ravaged by that bartender

Nigga do you even gay culture?

MSNBC just reported that the gov in Italy was shutting everything down, all businesses, except for grocery stores and pharmacies.

>Does this mean G*rmanics are more susceptible to the virus?
You americans are truly beyond any layer of retardation.
Absolutely based.

so is the heat going to kill it or what, can't they really figure this out in a lab?

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>this pandemic will eventually come to an end and the market will start to stabilize
Or you will need that money to buy food, before the market will recover

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It's true, also factories are allowed to stay open, if they respect the health measures

Yes user ofc, brb imma get my ass PERFORATO by barista clitoris

Only storefronts are closed. Factories are still working.

yes it kills the transmission rate

how has the activity on the street changed? are they desolate?

cool pic

Lmao ancora posta? È un larp, non esiste quell’user.

italybros, are you allowed to go out or do you have to stay home?

Ho da parte un fondo per le emergenze per "Buy When There's Blood in the Streets" , consigliate stock market o crypto? Considerando che la Cina ha fatto lockdown per le aziende ed ha la capacità produttiva ridotta del 50% pensavo a qualche indice di qualche altro paese emergente

Have the darkies started rioting yet?

I feel like this isn't already the bottom of the barrel for the stock market, now the market is still slightly overvalued but the risk of a worldwide recession is jumping up very quickly.
Don't be greedy user, let the volatility wear off.

Why is this in Yas Forums ?

...

will kill virus on surfaces, but not human to human airbone way. virus dies at 56c instantly tho

I already prepped when shit was going down in China, I have 3 months worth of food for a family of 5

Imagine if this just hit a couple months earlier in December...
>cold
>Christmas shopping
>Christmas lunch and dinners
>new year
we dodged a fucking bullet desu

Because fuck you that is why, now kill yourself or either wait for your shitty healthcare to kill you

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Segnalate comportamenti sospetti, barricate le vostre case, evitate ogni contatto con individui infetti, attendete istruzioni ufficiali.

E ricordate che corona non perdona!

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The only prep you need

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What is your profession italybro?

n-non infrangere i miei sogni, volevo vedere un cane carino :^(

Italian bros can one of you cough in this disgusting slut? She converted to Islam for likes and is currently in your country

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Because everyone wants to know how fucking bad is the quarantine here. Also fuck you, you brittons will be dead in a month thanks to your incompetent government.

cerchemo de capisse dio can qui ce stanno pure i veneti

technically, you must have a good reason for it and justify it with a self compiled document you have to sign up, good reasons include work and stuff like that
not sure if you need to have one with you even to go to the nearby supermarket, I hope not

As usual our government made the decree but it’s not clear as usual.

You need to stay home unless you have impelling motives like work related or health related. You can walk the dog and jogging but you can’t make group with people and talk in the open.

So as you can see it’s up to us and of course many people simply don’t give a fuck but surprisingly the majority is cooperating. In Milan those who don’t give a fuck are terroni and foreigners like the Pakistani flower sellers who still work. Police drives by and doesn’t shot them.

Classic Italy

I have been in college for years to be able to say that I am not technically a neet while living like one

wtf is with hair on legs. I thought women didnt have hair over there.

Imagine the smell

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Signor Conte come mai lei è ancora sveglio a quest'ora?
Sono gli incubi e il senso di colpa per i quasi 1000 morti tenerla sveglia?

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you do need. but i dont have these autorization . if they stop you , and you do nt have it , they give it to you . so why bother ..

Government is encouraging the stay at home, but we can go work, or necessary things like going to pharmacy and for groceries.
I work in a factory and there there aren't any stops in schedule yet. Pretty strange since I guess they can ask the gov for subsidies.
Anyway, gonna load something tonight to pass time and prepare for the night shift tomorrow, if everything stays the same.

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BRRAAAPPPAPAPAAA *rumble rumble rumble* BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPAPAPAPAAPAPPAA

You have your amerilard generals all over the board, KYS dumb mutt.
Di crypto non me ne intendo, ha carattere troppo speculativo.
Per il momento non toccherei nulla, probabilmente ci sarà una recessione mondiale, specialmente se quei ritardati degli americani se ne fottono del virus.
Già in europa abbiamo i tedeschi che non fanno i tamponi, nei prossimi mesi ne vedremo delle belle.

Sul serio, thread fa l’user originale ha postato la sua storia ed era vera ma poi qualcuno ha fatto finta di essere lui negli altri thread perché la gente chiedeva info e quello aveva smesso di postare ed il troll ha esagerato su tutto quindi non è lui a scrivere, molto probabilmente.

you’re among the schizos from Yas Forums il filo, they’re larping like madmen even on sad stories

Did you read the article about 20+ people getting fined or denunciati today? I couldn't hide my boner while reading it

>watching some strands of hair on the leg while her ass occupies half of the screen
You leafs sure are faggots, no wonder your ancestors were French

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I hope you italian bros are taking care of yourselves and your families
I just gotta know, is Gigi D'Agostino safe?

Italians are hairy beasts

eh... that's how our animals are here. that is mine.

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iF you noticed the hAir i have a bad news for you anonG

you mean the area of Lombardi where all the chinks go to make knock off shit… fucking chinks

thanks, fucking checked btw

so the rules aren't really enforced? is it specifically prohibited to have group gatherings? that sounds kinda worrisome

>gypsies
during election season all expat workers are branded as entrepreneur scientist brainsurgeon wunderkindt demigods by the right wing because they vote for german colonization and german interests. why the sudden change of heart?

No link it please.
I have the paper filled just in case because probably I’ll have to leave at some point to buy prescription medicines for my mother and to buy food.

Print a cinquina on those

is san marino ok?????

Get your own thread you poponarilor
This thread is only for Italians and Romanian immigrants such as myself

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i wonna choke on ur cok

My only regret is not stocking on Guinness beer before everything went to shit, i prepped for 2 weeks but bought no alcool at all.

HOLY FUCK THE LATEST ARTICLE SAID 161 PEOPLE HAHAHAHAHAH

lastampa.it/cronaca/2020/03/11/news/coronavirus-in-giro-in-piena-notte-senza-giustificazione-denunciato-nell-aretino-1.38578750

>implying this will be over by next christmas
There won't be a vaccine until next year at best. It is also almost guaranteed that the virus will mutate making any vaccine only temporarily effective. People don't realise how much shit we are in if the spread isn't stopped dead in the next month. We will have a new seasonal flu with a ridiculous death rate.

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Did it start with the TP ?

what should I ask this Italian chick

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Nope, you can check that yourself without asking us

>senso di colpa
>politici italiani

Pick one, one only and spread the other apart like, the other side of the universe.

fat cock king

Show hairy vagina

says the 80 iq wop

esci le zinne

Only in small towns and villages or city center where rich people live, as always, in the outskirts you don’t even see police cars just vigili which are basically the officers who fine you if you park like an idiot and all of them are terroni so they don’t work normally, imagine now.

The EU allowed for this to happen thanks to the massive cuts to our police forces budgets.

Più o meno la realtà

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Come disse padre pio , cazzo in chat e premi invio