/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1918 Spanish Flu Edition

Coronavirus is gonna upset black bulls

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Trump speech in 40 bings

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TOILET PAPER RAIDERS ARE ALREADY ON THE STREETS OF HONG KONG!!! PROTECT YOUR TP!!

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Legendary thread number.

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>risking your life for paper towels

Fire cake, just like our ancestors used to bake!

The new Danish - Italian lockdown alliance will destroy Corona Chan

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youtube.com/watch?v=8OyBtMPqpNY

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I'm feeling hungry bros what should I order from skipthedishes?? Indian food?

Fuck this. I'm going to coom. See you guys later.

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What are you expecting from Trump's speech?

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You guys pay for your bandwidth? What are you, fucking stupid or somethin'?

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I dont want a happening

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Bread

But RV toilet paper. Most of that stuff people except boomers know about it.

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Based

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That's nasty Ralph.

predict the absolute state of the EU by summer this year

it's fine dude. the media is hyping it up. the general population has a very low chance of coming into contact with it as of now.

Cuba you have to realize how many deaths are not being reported, we'll only have an accurate number at the end of the year

Can someone remind me what those Plastic Bathtub water containers are called?

Can someone give me some advice on a mask? I got a stack of n95's but I wanna survive for the long haul. Can somebody shoot me a link?

r8 my virus protection gear

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>mfw knowing I’ll never get to feel Ralph’s gunt

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make spain great again

>USA 1,301 (38)
>38
Lol. Still only 38.
How long has it been stuck at 38? 4 minutes? 5 minutes?

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are prostests still on in chilel?

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POST YOUR STASH BOYS

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>Grandpa why didn't you kill all chinks while there was still time
What say?

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no i haven't

How dare he be home when his wife is spreading her legs for Tyrone. Fucking selfish bastard!

The Master has arrived to teach how to become a REAL fucking plague is to Corona-chan

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same bro... I was supposed to go on a cozy trip

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Leaked video from apparent LSU professor explaining student had the coronavirus and continued to go to class “this is going to be on the news guys”

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Oh Gary

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Where is the plastic bag?

YES

>200 infected healthcare workers in a single mistake
oh no no look at this dude

sex

Corona-chan is growing! Thank the sanctuaries!

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Fuck, another one

Blame the Jews.

Still no WHITE deaths from Chinese coronavirus.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_people_in_Italy
There are over 500,000 Chinese immigrants in the Lombardy region alone.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_Italy

No shill on this board can provide an example of a White, Black, or Indian death resulting from confirmed and tested case of Chinese coronavirus, no matter how many CVG threads are made.

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i'm a welder that uses full ppe respirator and all that already do i need a reason to even be worried

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Yas Forums is doomed

>Sore throat for 24 hours
>No fever 98.1 which is normal for me
>Wearinf facemask around the family just in case

What now? Am I going to die of the gay chunk aids???

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PEOPLE SCREAMING THAT XI IS LYING IN HIS VISIT TO WUHAN

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If this is really a happening, why is my cock so small Yas Forums?

you're going to have to go outside sooner or later. won't go away in 2 weeks. Read some shit where it stays 30 minutes in the air and 24 hours on cardboard.

>smoking
You are already dead

Waffles. But don't eat sugar if you're sick.

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fucking kek

Military surplus CBRN full face respirators (gas masks) go for Nato 40mm threaded, whatever you can find, buy a mask thats 1990s onwards, and FP3 rated filters, as new as possible.

Prove him wrong Yas Forums, you can't.

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kek

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Keeeek oh wow. What a megacuck

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Are the number of cases in China actually going down; is China actually improving? Or is it just a lack of information plus propaganda?

is there a discord or something going on?

Louisiana has 13 cases, up from 1 case 48 hours ago

fox8live.com/2020/03/08/tested-la-coronavirus-are-negative-health-officials-say/

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lol, you mad lads remembered for 1918.

Flatbread

Guess he didn't get assblasted enough the first time. Maybe he needs to be reminded of his own shortcomings

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oh my breast expansion fetish.

wash your hands and coof into your elbow

You literally have the combined knowledge of the entire world at your fingertips but you're too lazy to look.
Go fuck yourself.

Anyone have a link to a livestream of trump's announcement?

I can't wait to hear about how the flu is worse and we are all low risk.

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HAPPENING IN OKC

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You're fine

I'm looking for thw source for that stat people were posting yesterday about an area of italy having a death are of around 8% (twice the reported wuhan DR)
Anyone know where it came from because searches are turning up nothing for me.

i think you have the aids

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Why didn't anyone take this seriously? JUST SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN

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Same. Finally getting my shit together, planning a trip to Finland. Now everything is tits up

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anons my new company just sent out an email today that we are going to do work from home starting next week. this is the first time my company has ever tried something like this. i'm really excited.

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Their entire culture is built on lying and cheating. All they care about is “saving face”. Never ever trust a chink.

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AFTER 514 INFECTED, DENMARK GOES INTO ALMOST TOTAL LOCKDOWN - ORDER FROM THE PRIME MINISTER

>ALL SCHOOLS, DAYCARES AND EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTIONS CLOSED FOR 2+ WEEKS STARTING FRIDAY, ALL PUBLIC WORKERS WITHOUT CRITICAL JOBS TO BE SENT HOME FOR 2+ WEEKS WITH PAY. ALL PRIVATE INSTITUTIONS ARE ENCOURAGED TO DO THE SAME.
>NO EVENTS WITH 100+ PEOPLE ALLOWED
>ONLY SELECT FEW COUNTRIES ALLOWED TO BE TRAVELED TO
>ALL HOSPITAL AND NURSING HOMES ARE STRONGLY ENCOURAGED TO HAVE NO VISITORS WHAT-SO-EVER FOR 2+ WEEKS.
>ALL PUBLIC IN-DOOR LIBRARIES, CULTURE INSTITUTIONS (RELIGIOUS SHIT) AND LEISURE ACTIVITIES CLOSED FOR TWO WEEKS BY FRIDAY
>GOVERNMENT LOOKS AT THE POSSIBILITY OF PUTTING MORE RESTRICTIONS IN PLACE WHEN TRAVELING TO DENMARK, SUCH AS FORCED HEALTHCHECK ON ARRIVAL, POSSIBLE FORCED QUARANTINE UPON ARRIVAL FROM RED ZONES, POSSIBLE DENIAL OF ENTRY FROM ORANGE & RED ZONES IF YOU'RE AN IMMIGRANT
>"MORE REQUIREMENTS CAN AND WILL BE PUT IN PLACE IF NECESSARY"

SOURCE: jyllands-posten.dk/indland/ECE12003467/danmark-lukker-ned-i-to-uger/

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Thanks friend

It says nothing about their parents, I guess they're spreading it at work.

Yes user, you are going to die. It is quite unfortunate, but your time has come.

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>cases in brazil jump from 34 to 52

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>Lung disease
>Smoking

Anyone got the virgin vs chad prepper

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>mfw the world is getting btfo by Chinese bat soup
NOOOOOO WE GOT TOO COCKY HOMO SAPIEN BROS

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Seven hills = Rome?

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taxpayer
funded
sexbots

Imagine hosting a large sports game in the middle of this shit. You get what you deserve.

NOOOO NOT THE LATE NIGHTERINOS!!!!

nypost.com/2020/03/11/late-night-shows-to-tape-without-audiences-amid-coronavirus-fears/

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Not gonna lie lads have a headache throat feels sore and a bit dizzy

Might be over for me, we had one of the first cases about 10 minutes away from me

WaterBobs

Who else here cleaned up their act only for this shit to happen?
Been clean for a year and Depression is finally lifting

It's time to make amends with your maker.
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That's kind of counter intuitive.

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Not like any is going to fuck you either, tranny.

Corona-chan is driving this man insane and I love every moment of it. His boomer cope is like a fine wine, so delicious.

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Corona? Will you.. y-you hold hands with me?? I don’t wanna d-die a Virgin

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Coquimbo/La Serena are done.

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>i-it doesn't kill whites
>ignores not iranians are literally the closet related ethnic group to europeans
imagine coping this hard

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Guise, I'm working on video. Need based Argentina user image and any of the Gary's images. Thanks in advance, I hope it will be worth it (around 3,6% chance it will).

Thanks fren

"Brazil: President's press director Fabio Wajngarten is suspected of having coronavirus, days after returning from trip to Miami, and meeting President Trump and VP Pence"

>Corona-chan Vending Machine
>NEW MEGA LINK (STILL UPLOADING): mega.nz/#F!GWADQaRS!3yuOGCae39EvDkVH3a5tyQ
>Thank you based user for doubling the collection.

Send me new coronas to add to the archive.
If you want something, find it in the archive.

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a lot but at least we have now a rightist side.

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My 120 lbs of rice says otherwise.

>Rome.

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Humans got too fucking cocky. It is about time they get their comeuppance.

make it andalusia again ?

>UK guberment all dead
>Corona Chan now in charge of no. 10

Good night bongs

>b-but the summer and the heat will kill the virus

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Get heroin and meth

That's funny as fuck

does anybody have the corona outbreak telegram bot's name that the one user posted a few threads back?

dios mio, this is retarded

I have a gf
Stay mad, im only ever here for shootings and happenings

>having no clue that scientific studies show cannabis doesn't have negative effect on lungs
it's an expectorant dummies. Let's go for a jog.

Which country gets it next?

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Will Trump say the M word?

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butter cookies

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Toaster epic bred

Guess you should ask your moms for some help.

None of those spread fast enough to overwhelm a hospital system in 2 months.

If Bill’s so confident, he can book the first flight to Italy and live it up there until the quarantine lifts. I heard that hotel rooms are very cheap right now.

ITALIANS ARE NOT WHITE!

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sore throat is actually only in 5% of cases so you might be in the clear bonganon. Stay strong.

who has it the worse after China? Italy? Read so many headlines that they're fucked.

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God speed, britbro. Sending healing burger energy your way

Scones or
Johnnycake

Wew... they're all sold out everywhere, or scalper priced.
Guess i'll be filling up bottles.

remember to cough in everyone, this country deserves nothing but death.

Not that one, I think there's another one with the normal poses?

keks given

Bad genetics

>Or is it just a lack of information plus propaganda?

You answered your own question. China could dead for all we know. Or they could be getting better. But if they were getting better, we would probably get more then Xi sitting in chairs and waving at people.

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Yeah. Just got fit and started uni at 22 after being a neet.

>Led by Seba Izquierdo

No se quien es mas patetico, espero que a todos les de Corona-chan por aweonaos.

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I luv you

OKC THUNDER vs. UTAH JAZZ DELAYED AT TIP OFF DUE TO POTENTIAL SICKNESS AMONG FANS AND/OR PLAYERS

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>Muh public transportation GIBS!!!! >:-@
Yeah, they get what they deserve riding public transportation during a pandemic.
Evolution in action!

Hopefully, this will wake up the normies

Andalusia =/= al-and*lus

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Fitting for Spanish Flu edition. Coronavirus is spreading throughout Louisiana and just hit the sleepy Cajun town of New Iberia.

Any Lafayette anons in here, that means you probably got it already.

It's also in Shreveport and the north shore.

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Bear will leave it's Cave. Bear Stock market?

SLOVENIA IS BLOCKING ALL ROADS AT THE BORDER WITH ITALY
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>SLOVENIA IS BLOCKING ALL ROADS AT THE BORDER WITH ITALY
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69 actually

>taking seriously a ""prophecy"" made up by A FUCKING LEAF on tibetan anonymous throat singing forum
Stop bringing this bullshit here, Ivan.

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I doubt it he's still trying to keep the stocks up albeit it's not working so I doubt he'll call martial law but we'll see in 30 mins

most likely

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Weren't they blocking the roads with rocks?

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Yes. The rock is the Pope, a descendant of Peter (meaning rock).

shortbread cookies.
All other answers are meme answers.

Is that girl protecting that rabbit from the wolf?

Ohhhhh fuck