Brit/pol/ - Midnight Binfire Edition

>David Cameron ‘targeted’ by crazed arsonist who burned down his neighbour’s house with a Molotov cocktail
thesun.co.uk/news/11153940/david-cameron-targeted-arsonist-burned-neighbours-house/

>Boris Johnson will hold emergency COBRA meeting tomorrow to rule on shutting schools, banning football matches and telling everyone to work from home
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8100411/Number-UK-coronavirus-cases-soars-456.html

>Raging Binfire near Langholm housing estate
newsandstar.co.uk/news/18286784.youths-sought-raging-bin-fire-near-housing-estate/

>Migrants face £624 annual fee to use NHS in ‘shameful and counterproductive’ Budget move
metro.co.uk/2020/03/11/migrants-face-620-annual-fee-use-nhs-shameful-budget-move-12384086/

>Youths believed to have started Binfire involving large wheelie bin in York
yorkpress.co.uk/news/18293682.youths-believed-started-fire-involving-large-wheelie-bin-york/

>Solo 45 trial: Grime artist convicted of 21 rapes
avonandsomerset.police.uk/news/2020/03/solo-45-trial-grime-artist-convicted-of-21-rapes/

>Wheelie bin torched in Edlington resulting in Binfire
rotherhamadvertiser.co.uk/news/view,wheelie-bin-torched-in-edlington_35380.htm

>SNP scolded for interrupting OWN MP with rowdy behaviour as Commons descends into chaos
express.co.uk/news/politics/1253951/snp-news-ian-blackford-boris-johnson-parliament-live-budget-2020-latest

>Sweet As Pie: Highlights From British Pie Week 2020
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>he was created a life peer on the recommendation of Prime Minister Tony Blair in 1998

>He helps with various charitable causes and has been on the board of several organisations, including a period as president of South Yorkshire Victim Support

>In December 2001, Ahmed claimed that his phone had been tapped by the government because of his opposition to its intervention in Afghanistan.

>n 2002, Ahmed was accused by campaign group Baby Milk Action of changing his position on Nestlé's sale of baby milk in Pakistan at a time when he was negotiating a paid advisory role with the company.[36] He subsequently did become a consultant

> 2005 said that the suicide bombers of 7/7 had an "identity crisis" and that "unfortunately, our imams and mosques have not been able to communicate the true message of Islam in the language that these young people can understand

>claim by fellow Muslim and Labour parliamentarian Shahid Malik that Ahmed had campaigned against him during the Dewsbury election in 2005. He alleged that Ahmed instead backed Sayeeda Warsi, vice-chair of the Conservative Party, the daughter of a personal friend. According to the New Statesman's report, Warsi "welcomed Lord Ahmed's support"

>On 25 December 2007, Ahmed was involved in a crash on the M1 motorway near Rotherham in which Martin Gombar, 28, was killed
>2008, Ahmed appeared at Sheffield Magistrates' Court on a charge of dangerous driving. Ahmed admitted sending and receiving five text messages on his phone while driving two minutes before the crash, and pleaded guilty.
>25 February Ahmed was sentenced to 12 weeks in prison which meant he would serve six weeks and he was disqualified from driving for 12 months
>On 12 March 2009 Ahmed was freed by the Court of Appeal. Lady Justice Hallett

>n November 2012 Ahmed claimed that the attempted assassination of Malala Yousafzai might have been carried out by unnamed official elements in Pakistan as part of an effort to discredit the Taliban.

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>fpbp

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burn him in a bin and use his ashes to renew the lands

>Lord Nazir Ahmed of Rotherham

twitter.com/nazir_lord

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What percentage of Paki men in Britain do you think have committed rape?

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lol nice
cameron is a globalist faggot

G'day poms

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>Copied from a friend
>Trigger alert !!!

>I smell a rat with this Coronavirus. Something just doesn't sit right. Mass protests and anarchy in Hong Kong, Government losing control...then, the Corona virus to shut it all down. Trump, a shoo-in for a second term, shut down, Brexit negotiations, precarious, France, mass riots, shut down, Germany, major recession, shut down. Europe in meltdown, shutdown. There's something that smacks of NWO here and the paid MSM are fuelling the hysteria. Don't believe everything you read, see or hear. This "virus" was created in a lab, same as the AIDS virus. Don't believe the crap being put out there

Normies going mad

I'd have liked a much more cautious budget.

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>i-it's just a flu, bro
why did china quarantine 1 billion people for a "flu"? why did they destroy their economy and shut all their factories if it's just a "flu"?

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>British lurkers, heed my call! You have been deprived of your ancient birthrights. You have been stripped of your ancient privileges. You have been robbed of your true identity. You have been consummately betrayed and disavowed. Your moral authority, peerless in the world, has been sabotaged with lies and falsehoods. You are living in a globo-homo pseudo-marxist police state. This state of affairs does not have to continue. You can choose a better future for yourselves. COVID-19 represents the first major opportunity since WW2 to completely redefine the global political sphere. Demand the reunion of the realms. Advocate for your Imperial interests. Defend your right to self determination. Ignore the scorners and those who sit in the seat of scorners'. They are irrelevant and worship lies. Repent: choose the path of light and truth.

>testing.

testing means nothing if people are infectious before they show symptoms. the UK isn't testing random people on the street, they're waiting until people get sick enough to realize there is something wrong with them.

what a boring cunt

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I go with 80% just for the sake of making an guess (rather than any hard proven statistics since we are not getting that anytime soon apparently).

because they're fucking bugmen, bred over 3,000 years of repeated invasion and forced muttery.

cps.gov.uk/sites/default/files/documents/publications/cps_vawg_report_2016.pdf
>In 2015-16, 74.5% of VAWG [violence against women and girls] crime defendants were categorised as White, of which 69% were identified as White British.
>In 2015-16, 76.4% of DA [domestic abuse] defendants were categorised as White (a fall from 78.8% in 2014-15), with 70.9% being identified as belonging to the White British category.
>In 2015-16, 58.4% of rape crime defendants were categorised as White, of which 52.1% were identified as belonging to the White British category, 1.4ppt less than in the previous year.
>In 2015-16, 58.9% of defendants prosecuted for a sexual offence were identified as belonging to the White British category and 65.1% were categorised as White (a fall from 66.9% in 2014-15).
White British make up 82% of the population, but only 52% of rape defendants.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=w9quauTf7fY

the conference is getting cancelled isn't it?

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Release the Home Office's Grooming Gang Review in full
112,323 signatures

Rotherham
Sarah Champion MP

Labour

214 signatures

0.233% of 91,706 constituents

Can't sleep because of the wind, what should I do?

>why did they destroy their economy

I think any businesses that outsource their work to China would disagree with you there.

Only in years to come that you might understand the extend of China's strategy and whether it was the right call, excessive or crap.

put a bag over your head

I'm black british and proud of that

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Hello Nigel

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So you're saying immigrants are committing the rapes the Brits are too lazy to do?

pull a blanket over your ears

source of our strength.

Don't worry lads.

Dom knows who is infected and who they've been in contact with and has them all quarantined.

He'll find the rest in time and when he loses track of any he'll tell us where and when to shut things down.

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Lads how do I be a normal bloke?
I'm 29, never been to a pub on my own, never had a girl friend, never even been on a date, I'm pretty autistic and I'm unemployed.
Other than that I'm pretty average and at least a 6-7/10 which has aided me in getting away with dossing for most of my life. How do I meet people?
I've accepted that since the only places to meet anyone these days are clubs, bars and pubs that going to a pub is probably the least unpleasant route.
I don't care about meeting women, I'm long passed that. I'm not an incel and I know I've only myself to blame for being single as long as I have, I just want some mates.

i think it's about time you decided which 40k army you like best

>He'll find the rest in time and when he loses track of any he'll tell us where and when to shut things down.

Sure he will (like with illegal immigration).

In the meantime tell him to stop cumming since he should be realistically capable of than if anything.

youtube.com/watch?v=SywExJR4lrI

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Nids, but no thanks I'm not spending 50 quid on 2 pence worth of plastic.

>african
>british
Guess if I get a Chinese passport that would make me a White Chinese?
Brainlet take. You're an African, why deny it?

How many of you are in self isolation

>I'm 29
>never even been on a date
>I'm unemployed
>least a 6-7/10
your life is over. find a bridge or multi-storey with a decent view.

i would be but your mom keeps coming over.

always

>your life is over
Nah I'm having fun and I'm working on improving myself. Death is boring.
I'd just like some mates. You sound like a faggot though.

it would make you a Chinese citizen

No such thing as an normal bloke.

The term normal really is relative to what environment you are in and that is usually in workplaces.

If you want friends or an partner then you want to find people with an similar hobby to you (could be certain types of video games, sports or other hobby, etc).
That is usually the start at least.

Ohhh child, things are gonna get easier
youtube.com/watch?v=RY2fr13ibFc

Now's the time to invest.

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>If you want friends or an partner then you want to find people with an similar hobby to you
That's the problem.
The only people that have similar hobbies to me exist on discord. My hobbies are vidya and playing guitar, that's it. With vidya everyone just meets up online, and I'm not confident enough with my guitar playing to use it as a route to meet people.
That's why I figured going down the local pub might be a start, but I don't know what to do.
What do you do at a pub? How do you meet people? Left to my own devices I'd probably just end up sitting at the bar hoping for conversation to spontaneously begin.

Looks like I am about to get 4 weeks paid leave due to the corona virus shutting down all public services if the newspapers are to be believed. Thank you based pandemic!

Go to a pub and play your guitar?

I live in the norf but am from the souf and the average norverner would probably think the shit I play is gay as fuck.

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Get yourself to an open mic lad, there's all level of abilities there, and you can do a turn on your guitar.

>The only people that have similar hobbies to me exist on discord.
dear god

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>No such thing as an normal bloke.
Yes there is. There is a normal range for all things, including people. Just because people differ it does not mean that there is no normal range.

>I'm pretty autistic
You seem to be saying this a bit tongue-in-cheek but from how you describe yourself you might actually be autistic to some degree. Have you ever considered that?

Sad music; now!

youtube.com/watch?v=zpJB-XXE9Xg

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You know what I mean. Everyone that plays vidya uses discord to communicate these days.
>You seem to be saying this a bit tongue-in-cheek
No, I'm actually autistic. I've had it diagnosed.

THERE IS NO HOPE IN MODERN LIFE

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>Everyone that plays vidya uses discord to communicate these days.
explains a lot

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then go to a gay bar and play your guitar

There is always hope. There will always be beans.

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>this shitty """Conservative""" government is somehow gaining more support

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based and sussexpilled

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>No, I'm actually autistic. I've had it diagnosed.
Aspergers? Or if it was more recent what profile did they give you?

Also this Probably not bad as ideas go.
Music is an good way to get others to engage with others.

As for pub that can be tricky and environment relative on the whole.
My pub isn't ideal as most people there are from an older age group to me and I am trying to cut down on alcohol too (mostly fail so far).

Pub wise meeting someone you somehow met on social media (perhaps discord if that sort of thing happens) could work and make the pub an viable option (although my last date was not successful overall).

No thanks I'd rather not run the risk of running into you.

Seriously? Find a genre of music you like that has a reasonable following. Start going to gigs or concerts and mix with fellow fans. Chat fan shit with them and mingle. Do NOT under any circumstances mention Yas Forums type shit, even if you're pissed. No kikes 1488 etc. Act like a fucking normie for whatever sub-cult you mix with. If you don't like music then find some sport or hobby that regular blokes follow. Not Warhammer 40k or D&D nerd shit but stuff like Norf FC or boxing or motor racing.

god i fucking love beans so much
what's the best bean?
for me, it's the butter bean

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>boxing
based
i'm not really that into it as a sport, but it's a great way to build confidence