/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1917

is there at least one case of infected children??

DAD WORKS AT BOTH THE DELAWARE UNIVERSITY AND THE STATE DEPARTMENT.
THE INFECTED GUY IN DELAWARE WAS A CHEM PROFESSOR
THEYRE SHUTTING THE STATE DEPARTMENT DOWN TOMORROW

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How much you got riding on Gilead then?

It's funny how the seven stages of grief always work, without a fail. /bargainingfag/ reporting in, surely there's no way this will nuke entire countries. Of course, it'll be bad, especially on the elderly past the medical surge, but it'll get contained sooner or later before everyone straight up fucking dies. R-right?

WILL THIS MASK DO?

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Niggers tounge my anus

In Russia? I heard today there is one case of children

>people buying out shit
>unis close to mine all closing down
It may be habbening guys. If shit hits the fan and I run out of food I’ll have to go /out/ till further notice. I don’t have a mask so I guess whatever happens happens

Is there a live case tracker?

Still no WHITE deaths from Chinese coronavirus.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_people_in_Italy
There are over 500,000 Chinese immigrants in the Lombardy region alone.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_Italy

No shill on this board can provide an example of a White, Black, or Indian death resulting from confirmed and tested case of Chinese coronavirus, no matter how many CVG threads are made.

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How long until trump speech?

Hoping it kills him by tomorrow

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worldometers.info/coronavirus/

what is a delaware lmao sounds like a hardware store

Canada will never shutdown anything

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Yep, just have the correct filters which is p100 also add in eye protection. If you can, just buy a full face mask

in one hour

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What are you listening to during these times?

youtube.com/watch?v=0MvpET04T8U
youtube.com/watch?v=7M7aSWQ1OVw
youtube.com/watch?v=AfI1QznxY5c

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streamable.com/a380s

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Remember everyone always says zombies could never happen because military and government would stop it? This shows how bad our current system is lol

>he thinks a mask will help him
lmao

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As long as it makes a good seal with your face, and you have p95/p100 filters, you should be fine, but also wear something like lab goggles as well.

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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i wish cinder was a good character, such a cool design, wasted.
Like 99% of all RWBY characters.

Make /cvg/ - #1918 Spanish Flu edition

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Choked up on too much malarkey

Gary BTFO

WTF does this mean I cant eat pizza anymore ?

Fue bueno mientras duro

g1.globo.com/df/distrito-federal/noticia/2020/03/11/ibaneis-afirma-que-vai-suspender-aulas-e-eventos-por-cinco-dias-por-conta-do-coronavirus.ghtml

BRAZIL CAPITAL BANS SCHOOL AND EVENTS
BRAZIL CAPITAL BANS SCHOOL AND EVENTS
BRAZIL CAPITAL BANS SCHOOL AND EVENTS
BRAZIL CAPITAL BANS SCHOOL AND EVENTS

Based.

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yes and just buy snorkel goggles to protect eyes

I'm a pizza cook in Canada no one will come eat my tasty corona-free pizza.... how long till restaurants start to close?

You've had it for weeks.

What's in YOUR fridge, user???

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youtube.com/watch?v=_BzLvFawauA
youtube.com/watch?v=YxRxd8aNd6I
youtube.com/watch?v=K5jvUXij7nU

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ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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LMAO JUST FUCKING LMAO AT ALL THE DOUBTERS. THE WORLD IS FUCKING ENDING ALL NORMIES ARE GOING TO DIE.

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>post some positive news fucking faggots. i hate this doomer larping
Rooftop Koreans 2: Kimchi Boogaloo is coming soon.
losangeles.cbslocal.com/2020/03/10/san-gabriel-valley-gun-sales-soar-among-asian-americans-who-fear-coronavirus-related-attacks/

Holy shit. What a genuine idea. Spanish Flu for the cameo kek

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SARS is different than the flu

youtube.com/watch?v=UAZhzi9cpkc

>when the liberal state of Seattle has to bend the knee to the emperor

Oregon next please, then Cali

If you recover from corona are you immune/more resilient to it? Or is your immune system fucked?

What. Dude. I'm asthmatic and terrified. i WISH somebody would give me money for shilling this faggot. The paranoia in Yas Forums never ceases to amaze

youtu.be/4xwyi0Y4nFs
hope i see yall in heaven

Chinks have been testing remdesivir for a long time by now. One case won't give any definite results my man.

Dad is a paramedic, that fucker is gonna get me infected

WE'RE FUCKED
>WE'RE FUCKED
WE'RE FUCKED
>WE'RE FUCKED
WE'RE FUCKED
>WE'RE FUCKED
WE'RE FUCKED
>WE'RE FUCKED
WE'RE FUCKED
>WE'RE FUCKED
WE'RE FUCKED
>WE'RE FUCKED

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Same here in Peru if someone cares all schools.

THIS POSITION OPENED A FEW MONTHD AGO
careers.un.org/lbw/jobdetail.aspx?id=127453
NY IS IN A STATE OF EMERGENCY WITH NATIONAL GUARD DEPLOYED TO "HELP CONTSIN THE VIRUS"
THEYRE GONNA DO WHAT THEY DID IN HURRICANE KATRINA
DOOR TO DOOR DISARMAMENT
HELP
AM I OFF BASE HERE OR AM I SEEING IT BEFORE OTHERS DO

> fridge

> not prepping for a power outage with canned and non-perishable dry foods

Absolutely plebeian

only for 5 days, is our government even fucking trying to contain this?
They should be closed for 2 weeks at least.

The latter

but it will

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There's no immunity. You can just get reinfected.

>Hey... That's not Texas!

Nothing Burger General #1917

Thanks user. Stay safe.

Three days away from Charlotte's St Paddy's Day bar crawl. 20,000 people expected in attendance. But thank god we don't have a case yet to cause this to be cancelled

Netherlands does not do train ticket checks anymore, And half of my conductor colleagues were at home

bus driver father his colleagues can NOT show up for work if they have the slightest sniffles so he had a loooong day today.

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Espero y me de. Quiero que se acabe mi miserable vida.

>doomer larping
>larping

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If dubz muttland gets wiped out by corona-chan.

NNNNNOOOOOO LET IT MUTATE LIKE THE JFK MAN SAID FUUUCCCKKKK

youtube.com/watch?v=V9Ty3YnWN80

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Off topic, but i have a general Yas Forums question since i've been over on Yas Forums for a few weeks.

Has r/thedonald really migrated here? How bad is it? I've seen a lot of retard boomer Q posts, but has it been really noticiable?

Why won't our government even react?

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What happened to the "MUH HOT AND HUMID WILL KILL IT" meme?

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For Vegas lads. Don't ask who.

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Lmfao. God dammit, I cannot even have a recital now...

>work in a senior centre
>all these old retards still coming here daily to play cards and shit
>asking us workers how we're trying to prevent the spread
>too retarded to just stay at home
>heard a group talking about it and they were all saying how it doesn't affect kids or young adults too
I fucking hate these people so much

You're fucked for awhile and likely to get sick with other shit immediately after 'recovering'. And no, you don't become immune, reinfection is possible and likely more severe.

TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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yes, but you need p3/p100 filters

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BASED

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No need to shout child. Plenty of people are worse off.

dat ass is phat

Two new cases in NC, one in Wake county, one in Durham county.

wral.com/news/page/12706857/?break_id=1011028&c=twitter-wral_breaking_news

the viet place I work in is already down at 50% sales, if this continues like this daddy macron might shut down shopping malls, so ill give it two weeks .

The time has come, elimination of the human race is underway. Rejoice

Obviously. I work for the state government and rumor has it that someone in my department is getting tested for it. My boss doesn't even know for sure.

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Just went to the pharmacy to fill my Adderall. Yes, it was in stock. The line to the drive-through was to the street, but there was absolutely no one inside. Boomers are getting worried. Also, the pharmacist was Asian, so I'm probably going to die now.

The pollen is fucking horrible right now. Two minutes outside, and I have a sinus headache. If it's like that where you are, don't mistake seasonal allergies with the chinky flu.

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looks like a fridge in chernobyl

Do you prefer your nothing burgers well done, or medium rare?

Well you down own your a rifle you made yourself from an 80% lower that has no serial number, right?
You should be good user

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wise move

I don't understand China
lying about the deathrate is fine, that makes sense to dab on other countries
but why would they pretend to have this few new cases? who would be fooled by that?

It makes me mad that the artwork people are casually shitting out for this dumb virus is better than anything I can do on my best day

Same thing that happened to the "it doesn't affect white people" bullshit. It's all cope

feds leaving it up to the provinces

Hope ur in Ontario otherwise you’re fucked

Holy hannah guys, a Trader Joe's in Baltimore, Maryland has an employee that returned from overseas recently and they tested positive for the virus. They have been working in that store for 13 days! They live in DC so they're counting them as a D.C. infection but they work and go to school in Baltimore. Loyola I think? All stores are still open and they're refusing to allow employees to wear gloves, masks, or any kind of protective equipment, even using hand sanitizer in front of shoppers is not allowed. Again, I don't know which store it was but it is a certified case. I know because I work in a store outside of Baltimore county in management and we are all very scared. Fuck bros, what do? I'm really scared. I have type 1 diabetes and a heart murmur. Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit! I just want to finish school!!!!!!

DO NOT GO TO ANY TRADER JOE'S IN BALTIMORE, MARYLAND!

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>chinks
>ACE2
>mfw

for the rest it will help, I feel it

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>Living with grandparents due to not making enough
>Try to take care of grandfather
>He always wants to do things his own
>Wants to make dinner all the time
>Never washes his hands and constantly has accidents
>Touches everything for no reason

On top of that I am having my cousin who works at a hospital come over with his kids who eat out of the little box. Brother was trying to go Italy this spring break. I feel like everything is trying to fuck with me.

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Nobody knows dumbfuck
Why do you think countries are willing to destroy their economies over containing this

How can I post proof without doxxing myself?
The only information I have is that she went to the post malone concert in memphis on Mar 6, which is a town now said to have cases.

I farted. There you go!

haha yes yes

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I don't believe there is an afterlife waiting for us bros

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OH-NO-NO-NO

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Oh no no no the normies are gonna finna freak on Chang. This isn’t how it was supposed to go.
We were supposed to blame Canada.

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I have those too, but I am keeping power. I am migrating to the nearest hydroelectric dam and setting up an AM radio station.
If you doubt, then you fail to recognize the autistic level of organization in my fridge.

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It's mostly larping. How long are you on Yas Forums already? 2 days?

I'm wondering what are long-term effects of the virus
More than one-third of SARS survivors developed pulmonary fibrosis, which is a terminal illness whose victims usually have 3-5 years to live - on top of the fact that 80% of the survivors were unable to return to work.

Nice lore. It should take more than a few anecdotes to assume that this virus behaves fundamentally different to other corona viruses.

holy shit a toot just flew over my house

>NY cancels St. Patrick parade first time in 258 years
Aw those poor fake Irish Americans!

Fuck off and die you attention seeking whore

>mfw NC currently only has the capacity to perform 250 tests and we’re still stuck on “only testing if you’ve travelled to affected regions or had contact with a confirmed case”
Absolutely disgraceful

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Anyone else freaking the fuck out? My heart has been going a million miles an hour for the past few days and I’m dizzy too. Freaking the fuck out. When this is all over there has to be consequences for the whores in government who sold all our lives for some chink money.

THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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it would be nice if the asians could quit voting for democrats like a bunch of damn sheep.

Do you have a version not for ants?

FOUR SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

Asegúrate de confesarte antes de que te infecte así te vas al cielo(o al purgatorio al menos)

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All that shit is gonna spoil if/when the power goes out

Yeah, I know. You atheists have the psychic ability to know unknowable things. Wonderful logic and reasoning huh?

>Guest at The Mirage
>and an attendee of the Women of Power Summit
>from March 5-8
AND I GOT SPURS THAT JINGLE JANGLE JINGLE
JINGLE JANGLE

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A friend just sent me this (major state university in southern Georgia). These people are playing with fire & gonna get a lot of students/faculty sick, and their families. College campuses & public schools are gonna be like petri dishes.

I'm not in college, but I encourage every student, faculty & staff member to start firebombing emails & phone calls to all of these clowns before their bureaucratic pencil pushers get people killed.

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What time is trump addressing the public?

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>he ate the fucking chicken
>he was not in a mask
normies deserve to die

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Do I get special exemption on paying my mortgage so I can stay home and not get the virus? Or, do I not get the virus, and lose my home in the process, and have to live on the street?

>on top of the fact that 80% of the survivors were unable to return to work.
dole pilled

I'm quitting my job tomorrow.
Any guesses where the next place to get infected will be?

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bless

You won't be laughing in a couple of months

Not lore, there's already studies posted on this, google it

Is this the 3 days darkness prophecied long ago?

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>JIM DO ANOTHER STREAM
JIM DO ANOTHER STREAM

>JIM DO ANOTHER STREAM
JIM DO ANOTHER STREAM

>JIM DO ANOTHER STREAM
JIM DO ANOTHER STREAM

>JIM DO ANOTHER STREAM
JIM DO ANOTHER STREAM

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why? you, autismo grande, will one day grow old, too.

i've got 3 young kids. i wouldn't really give a shit if it weren't for them.

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Shut up panama gay the gringos literally made u another hole

Found these on Ali express app.

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How long have you been behind your PC? Four, five years? It's happening faggot!

...

you fucking retarded son?

>8 billion people in the world
>120k infected
>"OH NOES IT'S A PANDEMIC"
People sure are dumb these days

Healthcare, schools etc, are run by the provinces, generally.

just bough 10 days worth of canned food that could be stretched to 20, this was my first prepper run. im aiming to get a 3 months supply by the end of this month, am I gonna make it guys ?

Eww someone stinky and brown replied to me

For real? What makes us in Ontario better off?

well stalkers, remember to learn how to play guitar and yell an autistic shit to identify between us.

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Its infuriating. They barley test anyone and then parade the results as the risk being low. Canada has thousands of cases and the are spreading unco trolled right now. Of you can take action yourself. Of you have a job get laid off. You can do this by saying you have a sick family member and go on leave then ask for a lay off after a week most likely your employer will oblige and if they womt you can go to a doctor and get a medical layoff for yourself. If you attend uni say you are feeling flu like symptoms you will not be punished for not going to school if you are sick right now. The uni will work with you and most likely they will be closed in the next week or two.

I’m pretty sure it’s the second-order effects and their consequences that will fuck everything into an unrecognizable state, but yeah, sure, it’s probably nothing.

21:00 eastern

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phoneposter!

I'm not big on prepackaged food.
I do large cook-ups. I never eat out.

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>cinco dias

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like anybody is gonna give a shit if you're behind on your mortgage in two months