/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1916

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capitalism will fall thanks to this virus

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How bad is the aftermath going to be?

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RALPH NOOOOO

Was the Rogain interview any good? I've been here since January, would I learn anything?

My anoose is prepared

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>I WANT THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE
me too

source?

>Bill Gates predicts 33 million deaths:
washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2018/04/27/bill-gates-calls-on-u-s-to-lead-fight-against-a-pandemic-that-could-kill-millions/

>33 infected in California:
cnbc.com/2020/02/27/california-is-monitoring-8400-people-for-the-coronavirus.html

>33 year-old Chinese victim:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7955337/X-rays-effect-killer-virus-33-year-olds-vital-organs.html

>33% increase in one day:
qz.com/1802035/china-sees-surge-in-coronavirus-of-close-to-15000-new-cases/

>Amazing race 33 cancelled from corona:
realityblurred.com/realitytv/2020/02/amazing-race-33-production-suspended-coronavirus/

>33 cases in Bahrain:
gulfnews.com/world/gulf/bahrain/coronavirus-7-new-cases-in-bahrain-total-up-to-33-1.1582762459475

>33 million locked down in China:
forbes.com/sites/isabeltogoh/2020/01/24/china-lockdown-spreads-to-33-million-people-as-coronavirus-death-toll-rises/#147034974064

>33 year-old German victim:
edition.cnn.com/asia/live-news/coronavirus-outbreak-01-28-20-intl-hnk/h_0318fbc1b8a46f95e59a30ea034000c7

>Wall street Journal vol. 33:
blogs.wsj.com/styleandsubstance/2020/02/28/vol-33-no-2-coronavirus/

>Thailand’s 33rd case:
thaipbsworld.com/thailand-reports-new-case-of-coronavirus-total-now-33/

>Singapore’s 33rd case:
straitstimes.com/singapore/health/coronavirus-what-we-know-about-the-3-new-singaporean-patients-confirmed-with-no

>Virus interrupts 33rd wedding anniversary:
inquirer.com/opinion/commentary/inq/coronavirus-symptoms-quarantine-york-county-pennsylvania-diamond-princess-20200228.html

>9 screened for corona;33% looking to relocate:
hoodline.com/2020/01/top-boston-news-9-screened-for-coronavirus-at-logan-33-of-renters-look-to-move-elsewhere-more

>the coronavirus genome ends with 33 a‘s
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/nuccore/MN908947

tl;dr GLOWNIGGER FAKE EVENT

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>numbers decide what the world does to China in retaliation for unleashing this bioweapon

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Lads which mask do I buy I'm so confused
Do gas masks offer protection?

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

twas I, never fear salmon belmont is here.

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G-guis..is this it?

theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/11/disease-dodging-worried-wealthy-jet-off-to-disaster-bunkers

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Just a reminder that if you don't have at least 40 rolls of toilet paper, you won't last a week.

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in 2-3 weeks, the us healthcare system will collapse

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Repost only for fresh bread then wont post until updates

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Is that your afternoon snack?

>knife
dont you boys fall out of the womb with a .45 in hand?

Guys, I live in Wuhan 3.0 and I still have to go to work, what should I do?

I don't use public transport or have to interact with many people but my coworkers come to work in subway and bus.

We force them to suck farts from Harvey Weinsteins penis.

youtube.com/watch?v=ShNBGIbo2H8

Everything is gonna fall because of this virus. We'll finally return to the old archaic ways which tested our perception and instinct.

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Man are you eating a bar of soap?

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>caлфeткa

youtube.com/watch?v=yqEeWxHWUN0

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Do you guys think I will be able to survive on whey protien powder and multivitamins? I dont have anything else and i cant afford anymore. Im on the end of my unemployment and wasnt able to get a job

AFTER 514 INFECTED, DENMARK GOES INTO ALMOST TOTAL LOCKDOWN - ORDER FROM THE PRIME MINISTER

>ALL SCHOOLS, DAYCARES AND EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTIONS CLOSED FOR 2+ WEEKS STARTING FRIDAY, ALL PUBLIC WORKERS WITHOUT CRITICAL JOBS TO BE SENT HOME FOR 2+ WEEKS WITH PAY. ALL PRIVATE INSTITUTIONS ARE ENCOURAGED TO DO THE SAME.
>NO EVENTS WITH 100+ PEOPLE ALLOWED
>ONLY SELECT FEW COUNTRIES ALLOWED TO BE TRAVELED TO
>ALL HOSPITAL AND NURSING HOMES ARE STRONGLY ENCOURAGED TO HAVE NO VISITORS WHAT-SO-EVER FOR 2+ WEEKS.
>ALL PUBLIC IN-DOOR LIBRARIES, CULTURE INSTITUTIONS (RELIGIOUS SHIT) AND LEISURE ACTIVITIES CLOSED FOR TWO WEEKS BY FRIDAY
>GOVERNMENT LOOKS AT THE POSSIBILITY OF PUTTING MORE RESTRICTIONS IN PLACE WHEN TRAVELING TO DENMARK, SUCH AS FORCED HEALTHCHECK ON ARRIVAL, POSSIBLE FORCED QUARANTINE UPON ARRIVAL FROM RED ZONES, POSSIBLE DENIAL OF ENTRY FROM ORANGE & RED ZONES IF YOU'RE AN IMMIGRANT
>"MORE REQUIREMENTS CAN AND WILL BE PUT IN PLACE IF NECESSARY"

SOURCE: jyllands-posten.dk/indland/ECE12003467/danmark-lukker-ned-i-to-uger/

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>I WANT THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE
It didn't started years ago?

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philippines (2)

67 women local died

If she visits you, make sure you introduce her to as many people as possible

Might want to add that entire Denmark is under lockdown for the next OP

67 years old

OH SHIT OH SHIT
THE REASON CHINKS WERE COLLAPSING in WUHAN is because it was their COLD & FLU SEASON. CYTOKINE STORMS THIS WINTER BOYS! EXPECT A LOT OF AUSSIES TO FALL OVER AND DIE.

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>died: 4615
explain why this fucking matters at all lol???? that many people died of water born illnesses in the last 3 days

I don't want the long drawn out bullshit
I want total collapse faster
Im impatient

>become a normal person after years of having no life
>happening that was supposed to kill all the normies and leave the NEETs untouched actually happens
>haven’t even got to experience sex before I die

FUCK THIS UNFAIR SHIT

she should leave the planet

I believe it

Why would you not be on food stamps?

youtube.com/watch?v=g_zNTJtlWok

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>Should COVID-19 escalate in Canada, some of the things businesses need to plan for include:
>DISRUPTION TO ESSENTIAL SERVICES LIKE INFORMATION, TELECOMMUNICATIONS, FINANCIAL SERVICES, ENERGY SUPPLY, AND LOGISTICS
richmondchamber.ca/2020/03/10/covid-19-preparedness/

youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

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2 weeks ago I was informed that my ball cancer is finally in remission. Now this. Fuck it all.

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What about Washington USA? All 20+ deaths were Azn's?

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Wrong.

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>IT'S JUST THE FLU BRO
>SOURCE: DEAD NEO CON FAGGOT
kek

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the messenger of corona-chan
twitter.com/JPRanger5/status/1237885020229890048

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twitter.com/seungminkim/status/1237862309772451840

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>morgue full

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Curious what you guys think. I've kept my kids home from school since last week. My wife just tried to leave to go to 'book club'. She's bullshit at me because I just parked my car behind hers and she can't leave. She thinks I've gone off the deep end and she says she hates me. Is she right? am I going crazy? Did I let Yas Forums poison my mind and now my family??

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BECAUSE DEATHS FROM WATER BORN ILLNESSES DO NOT INCREASE DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY RETARD

what's the deal?

>French Polynesia

Wow, good one, boomers.

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youtube.com/watch?v=cH9OqfWQslg

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Either trust this guy or not, to be honest i can believe the situation in Iran is this bad or even worse.

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Hope you prepped nigger

I miss him.
youtube.com/watch?v=_hI0qMtdfng

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Can you guys tell my school to close down? I don’t want to get this shit. This is the Dean’s email. I want to survive guys pls

[email protected]

I've done nothing but read news, read about coronavirus, and post in these threads for about 13 hours now

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kekking at Yas Forumsniggers calling this a bait when it's exactly the same type of evidence used in holocaust denial

>China is gud
can someone kill this guy?

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this boomer is literally self quarantined shilling on twitter 24/7 to get more boomers killed

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>wealthy escape to bunkers
>come out from seclusion after a year
>everyone dead
>wealthy have zero applicable skills in order do anything in life and die of starvation
THE IRONY

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All other nuclear powers agree to saturation nuke China with strategic class weapons, rendering all of it an uninhabitable green glass wasteland.

they have had an upwards trend of deaths for decades to no you're incorrect

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Reminder: if you're about to die max out your credit cards to buy expensive things for your friends

He’s so desperate lol

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Why do you care? You weren't using them.

Nope. Not allowed to have a .45 until we're able to chamber a round without help.

>they interview chinese living in spain
>they say they are afraid of how fucking retarded Spaniards are acting and that they started prepping when 100 cases were confirmed
Bocata de Nada

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>ALL SCHOOLS, DAYCARES AND EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTIONS CLOSED FOR 2+ WEEKS STARTING FRIDAY
God I wish that were me

Starting monday, college starts again, and there are like 5000 students. How fucked am I

You might think that's the easy answer, but watch the 50mins of youtube.com/watch?v=0TG1EOx4PeA
You'll hear 5 stories of loved ones that died from natural causes WITHOUT BEING TESTED because they had no symptoms and no fever. They all did however have complications such as stroke and embolism.
LifeCare is an acute care facility that they said normally would have ~7 deaths a month, while not saying how that figure adjusts for peak flu season.
Nobody is wearing any masks despite some claiming they visited their loved ones daily. One speaker says the patients were not quarantined and could be seen walking around.
You'll also hear stores from 2 people that did have their loved ones tested, come back negative, and are still alive.
You'll hear weird stories like being called by a nurse to say their loved one is doing well hours after they had passed.
They have weird fake emotions or reading a script and spend a lot of time complaining about the CDC and Pence.
LifeCare is in King's County, a county with 3x the national average of Asians.

I HATE THIS COUNTRY SO FUCKING MUCH

USELESS POLITICIANS NOT ISSUING LOCKDOWNS

THE FUCKING ECONOMY IS MORE IMPORTANT

FUCK THEM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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youtube.com/watch?v=tv4p3O-q1KI

Cope retard

I'm expecting to see nothingburgers change their narrative as soon as Trump change his.
Can't wait.

>Is she right? am I going crazy?
Who cares? the man should protect the household. she will be grateful when shtf and will reward her sexy manly man who knows how to protect her with daily sex.

i'll keep that in mind once i'm at the hospital in prone position with a breathing tube down my throat

># but they are satan #s
I think we have to let you die user

>Everyone believes it was a bioweapon created by China
>Yet to hear a single person say after this is over we are exterminating the Chinese from the face of the Earth
I'm disappointed in everyone's lack of rage.

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Grab your ankles. It's not pretty but it is probably the easiest position for kissing your ass goodbye. Seriously, just don't touch them. Make you "no no square" much much bigger. Also, wash your hands you savage!

>I've done nothing but read news, read about coronavirus, and post in these threads for about 13 days now

Halt, Good Happener! 'Tis merely an ague, a void trencher

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guy is an absolute slave

You have brought this upon yourselves. Your greed and lust for the flesh of animals and their secretions has caused a pandemic. This is the start but not the end. Antibiotic resistance is coming. Confess your transgressions against veganism and you will be forgiven under the archdiocese of Cardinal Joseph Carbstrong

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It's like they saw the virus coming, whilst normies didn't. Hmmmmmmmmm

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they're gonna issue you some more migrants instead. ;^)

LADS DO GASK MASKS OFFER BEST PROTECTION
PLEASE RESPOND

We go full force ww3. Fuck China into the dirt so hard they are left a 3rd world country permanently. Salt the fields, burn and break infrastructure and kill all leadership. Wall off the mainland no one in or out for a hundred years.

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youtube.com/watch?v=0hYO4TKvJs0&t=0s
this schizo jew has gone insane

>LOOKNER HAS CORONA VIRUS
>LOOKNER HAS CORONA VIRUS

>LOOKNER HAS CORONA VIRUS
>LOOKNER HAS CORONA VIRUS

>LOOKNER HAS CORONA VIRUS
>LOOKNER HAS CORONA VIRUS

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Lads, this isn't fun anymore. Make it stop
I will pray tonight for the first time in many years.

>13 hours
Rookie. I've been in here everyday all day for two months

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Here’s the WhatsApp audio for all croanons how maybe haven’t heard it. I call bullshit and for annihilation of women

voca.ro/oLO2Jp4ZCUX

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nobody cares about milquetoast americans

Guys these threads are moving so fast by the time I read it another thread is up and my reply is old :(

>there's people on here that aren't in possession of a gas mask

What are you doing? Get a mask now before its too late.

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my entire company (a global company) just shut down all offices today and all employees have to work from home from now on. entire countries are shutting down. gatherings and events are cancelled.

the only reason you should be going outside is to set up barricades around your home

based uncucked danes

>kike government puts the economy ahead of the people
>tfw you've never missed Hitler more than today

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Has this virus filled anyone else with anger because it reminded them how fucking dumb most people are? I genuinely want everyone to get this shit now

stick on a sponge that goes into bucket of vinegar just like the ancestors used to do.

youtube.com/watch?v=73vP02w3mwo

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Have faith

Today's update. Deaths are on a 1/10 scale on the right axis. It's crazy how the two curves are starting to mirror each other.

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>yeah fuck it lets let people die otherwise i will lose money

for most of the world that will be true, but remember that the Russian revolution started because the people were starving, we might see some communist revolutions in the future because of this virus.
It's either communism or barbarism.

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kek

Once again...religious "authority" demonstrates appalling ignorance...

orthodoxtimes.com/church-of-cyprus-it-would-be-blasphemous-to-think-that-christs-body-and-blood-could-transmit-any-disease/

Spreads communism worldwide

I don’t want your mommy to die either. Good head is good head.

based and lockdown pilled

I'm starting to get agry with my pops, he's been caughing like crazy and says his throat is scratching, been sick for almost a week but doesn't want to go and test himself.

post your theme when who announced pandemic status for our little corona-chan

youtube.com/watch?v=xclh_676KwE

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this except from january

Know that feeling bro

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We Curtis LeMay them to kingdom come

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Suck my Corona free quarantined Dick white boys

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Yes but have you thanked the mods?

youtube.com/watch?v=DCP7f3UtbPg

socialism was always just a useless parasite of capitalism

Yes. It would be oneof the worst disappointments I've ever felt in my life.

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I'm leaning more on barbarism. It's a better alternative to communism after all. Stalin.

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Where we're going we won't need roads

Why were 3 Israeli nationals arrested in Wuhan January 19th?

It winds him up when you post RIP when he coughs

I only tune in to do that

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So what will you do in the post-apocalyptic wasteland? Better prep bois

bitchute.com/video/Cyp8HJRkGuQ3/

Nigger what the fuck do you think blind people do? They wash. Blind niggers unironically have higher hygiene standards than you

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chinese 50 cent shills can shit on amerifats etc. all they want, but they won't fucking get away with this shit when even ISRAEL is being infected

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GARY WHERE ARE YOU?

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>veganism
i'll keep coronavirus thank you and fuck off you skinny bastard

This might wipe out a lot of older people early, the Spanish flu led directly to the rise of Fascism as a reaction against Bolshevism, so who knows where this could go, really?

based
i got this from others it literally spread all over, and also others reports same things so i wouldnt be surprised if its real

No I have been perfectly aware of that for years

>BUT
>BUT
>BUT... MY PORTFOLIO!!!!!!

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my friend just told me his dad lost everything today in the stock market. oof
what should he do?

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church of corona: established

Thank you Michi Melody

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I have a sore throat for 24 hours and no fever (98.1 is normal for me). I am using a mask because I am starting to develop a few lighter spots on my throat. Obviously I don’t want to infect my family with whatever it is.

Should I be worried about Coronachan?

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I see you. Do you know what that means?

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Sell my boipusy

IT'S ONLY 23 SECONDS AND YOU DIDN'T PROVIDE A TRANSLATION
WHAT THE FUCK FAGGOTS

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Jump from the window epic style

eat him

>wash your hands you savage
I use hydroalcoholic gel all the fucking time but still I think it will not be suffice. I'm completely paranoid right now, I swallow every now and then just to be sure my throat doesn't hurt.

We need to stop the driving virus folks

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Nothing's happening

he should buy the dip

GAMBATEH CORONA CHAN!!!

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it's a nice gas mask you have there. I hope you don't mind if I try to survive with my lame 3M 6200 half face

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Yes all the people making fun of me on reddit for saying tske precautions and prep food are scum. They think they are so smart and everyone else was an idiot. Who the fuck is the idiot now fuckers???

youtube.com/watch?v=qxo-zayI6tE

>I'm going to heaven, when the world's on fire, and I want god's bosom to be my pillow

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So does this mean we now don’t have to worry about graph related?

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That's easy, advise him to buy the ROPE Futures as that's gonna moon in a few days. Ez moolah

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>university is closed for two weeks

what do i do now?

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i’ll repeat the same 3 voicelines when the player character comes by to start a sidequest

>No shill on this board can provide an example of a White, Black, or Indian death resulting from confirmed and tested case of Chinese coronavirus, no matter how many CVG threads are made.

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