/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1915

► Detected: 126,036 ► Died: 4,615

>NEWS
WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
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Virus can live in the air for several hours
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NY cancels St. Patrick parade first time in 258 years
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Stockholm stops testing "to protect other patients"
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Trump says he's prepared to use full power of federal state
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>RESEARCH
Virus invades nervous systems
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Two major strains, newer is more aggressive
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Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
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nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
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Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
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>REMINDER
15 million to die, $2.4 trillion recession
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WHO: Detailed information provided in only 38% of cases
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Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
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Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
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China faces shortage of testing kits
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>LATEST CASES
22:47: 24 new cases in Saudi Arabia.
22:46: 1 new case in Jamaica. The patient is a U.S. embassy employee who recently traveled from the United Kingdom.
22:45: 99 new cases and 5 new deaths in Washington state, United States.
21:39: 5 new cases in Alberta, Canada.
21:30: 3 new cases in Wisconsin, United States.
20:15: 14 new cases in Brazil.
19:50: 72 new cases in Denmark.

>MORE (LINKS, NEWS, RESEARCH, VIDEOS, GUIDES)
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theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/11/disease-dodging-worried-wealthy-jet-off-to-disaster-bunkers
washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2018/04/27/bill-gates-calls-on-u-s-to-lead-fight-against-a-pandemic-that-could-kill-millions/
cnbc.com/2020/02/27/california-is-monitoring-8400-people-for-the-coronavirus.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7955337/X-rays-effect-killer-virus-33-year-olds-vital-organs.html
qz.com/1802035/china-sees-surge-in-coronavirus-of-close-to-15000-new-cases/
realityblurred.com/realitytv/2020/02/amazing-race-33-production-suspended-coronavirus/
gulfnews.com/world/gulf/bahrain/coronavirus-7-new-cases-in-bahrain-total-up-to-33-1.1582762459475
forbes.com/sites/isabeltogoh/2020/01/24/china-lockdown-spreads-to-33-million-people-as-coronavirus-death-toll-rises/#147034974064
edition.cnn.com/asia/live-news/coronavirus-outbreak-01-28-20-intl-hnk/h_0318fbc1b8a46f95e59a30ea034000c7
blogs.wsj.com/styleandsubstance/2020/02/28/vol-33-no-2-coronavirus/
thaipbsworld.com/thailand-reports-new-case-of-coronavirus-total-now-33/
straitstimes.com/singapore/health/coronavirus-what-we-know-about-the-3-new-singaporean-patients-confirmed-with-no
inquirer.com/opinion/commentary/inq/coronavirus-symptoms-quarantine-york-county-pennsylvania-diamond-princess-20200228.html
hoodline.com/2020/01/top-boston-news-9-screened-for-coronavirus-at-logan-33-of-renters-look-to-move-elsewhere-more
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/nuccore/MN908947
richmond-news.com/news/coronavirus-delays-shortages-predicted-by-richmond-business-leaders-1.24095328
mega.nz/#F!zO4WGKCB!LtgCyS6blDgLm5xLhJZOYg
youtube.com/watch?v=KRB-iHGHSqk
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_people_in_Italy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_Italy
richmondchamber.ca/2020/03/10/covid-19-preparedness/
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-secrecy-exclusive/exclusive-white-house-told-federal-health-agency-to-classify-coronavirus-deliberations-sources-idUSKBN20Y2LM
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/243754322/#243758508
archive.is/2S2kX
youtu.be/Zi12mjA1ug4
sciencenews.org/article/coronavirus-covid19-repurposed-treatments-drugs
vancouversun.com/news/local-news/covid-19-health-officials-confirm-7-new-cases-bringing-b-c-total-to-46
cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/new-brunswick-covid-19-1.5494328
youtu.be/y3_m_g-KA1Y
youtube.com/watch?v=k7B6SHwlH7Y
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,790 (3,158) ► International 45,029 (1,449): Italy 12,462 (827) Iran 9,000 (354) S. Korea 7,755 (60) France 2,281 (48) Spain 2,262 (54) Germany 1,908 (3) USA 1,123 (36) D. Princess 696 (7) Switzerland 652 (4) Japan 639 (15) Netherlands 503 (5) Sweden 500 (1) UK 456 (8) Belgium 314 (3) Australia 127 (3) H. Kong 126 (3) Canada 104 (1) Iraq 71 (7) S. Marino 62 (2) Lebanon 61 (2) Egypt 60 (1) Thailand 59 (1) Philippines 49 (1) Taiwan 48 (1) Ireland 43 (1) Indonesia 34 (1) Argentina 19 (1) Albania 15 (1) Panama 8 (1) Bulgaria 7 (1) Morocco 6 (1) Norway 629 Denmark 514 Qatar 262 Austria 246 Bahrain 195 Singapore 178 Malaysia 149 Greece 99 Israel 97 Czechia 94 Iceland 85 UAE 74 Kuwait 72 Brazil 68 India 62 Finland 59 Portugal 59 Slovenia 57 Romania 47 S. Arabia 45 Vietnam 38 Poland 31 Palestine 30 Georgia 24 Chile 23 Algeria 20 Russia 20 Croatia 19 Pakistan 19 Oman 18 Ecuador 17 Estonia 16 C. Rica 13 Hungary 13 Peru 13 S. Africa 13 Serbia 12 Azerbaijan 11 Brunei 11 Macao 10 Latvia 10 Slovakia 10 Belarus 9 Colombia 9 Mexico 8 Maldives 8 Afghanistan 7 Luxembourg 7 Macedonia 7 Tunisia 7 Bosnia 7 Cyprus 6 Malta 6 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 French Guiana 5 Paraguay 5 Senegal 4 Cambodia 3 Lithuania 3 Bangladesh 3 Martinique 3 Moldova 3 Nigeria 2 S. Lanka 2 Bolivia 2 Burkina Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Jamaica 2 Chan. Isl. 2 Faeroes 2 Honduras 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Ivory Coast 1 Congo 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Mongolia 1 Réunion 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1 Turkey 1

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WHAT IS TRUMP SUPPOSED TO SAY TONIGHT???

theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/11/disease-dodging-worried-wealthy-jet-off-to-disaster-bunkers

H-happening..????

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>Bill Gates predicts 33 million deaths:
washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2018/04/27/bill-gates-calls-on-u-s-to-lead-fight-against-a-pandemic-that-could-kill-millions/

>33 infected in California:
cnbc.com/2020/02/27/california-is-monitoring-8400-people-for-the-coronavirus.html

>33 year-old Chinese victim:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7955337/X-rays-effect-killer-virus-33-year-olds-vital-organs.html

>33% increase in one day:
qz.com/1802035/china-sees-surge-in-coronavirus-of-close-to-15000-new-cases/

>Amazing race 33 cancelled from corona:
realityblurred.com/realitytv/2020/02/amazing-race-33-production-suspended-coronavirus/

>33 cases in Bahrain:
gulfnews.com/world/gulf/bahrain/coronavirus-7-new-cases-in-bahrain-total-up-to-33-1.1582762459475

>33 million locked down in China:
forbes.com/sites/isabeltogoh/2020/01/24/china-lockdown-spreads-to-33-million-people-as-coronavirus-death-toll-rises/#147034974064

>33 year-old German victim:
edition.cnn.com/asia/live-news/coronavirus-outbreak-01-28-20-intl-hnk/h_0318fbc1b8a46f95e59a30ea034000c7

>Wall street Journal vol. 33:
blogs.wsj.com/styleandsubstance/2020/02/28/vol-33-no-2-coronavirus/

>Thailand’s 33rd case:
thaipbsworld.com/thailand-reports-new-case-of-coronavirus-total-now-33/

>Singapore’s 33rd case:
straitstimes.com/singapore/health/coronavirus-what-we-know-about-the-3-new-singaporean-patients-confirmed-with-no

>Virus interrupts 33rd wedding anniversary:
inquirer.com/opinion/commentary/inq/coronavirus-symptoms-quarantine-york-county-pennsylvania-diamond-princess-20200228.html

>9 screened for corona;33% looking to relocate:
hoodline.com/2020/01/top-boston-news-9-screened-for-coronavirus-at-logan-33-of-renters-look-to-move-elsewhere-more

>the coronavirus genome ends with 33 a‘s
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/nuccore/MN908947

tl;dr GLOWNIGGER FAKE EVENT

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post the webm with the nipple covers corona thot
my dick needs it

PUT THE TOILET PAPER

I'M THE BIN

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CHkins were right, Denmark closes all schools and uni, goes lockdown mode

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Rumor is Bill Gates is currently hiding in isolation from the virus in a bunker

WHO recap: THE P-WORD

>Intro(WN)

13folded in 2 weeks internationally
"we expect the numbers and countries affected to climb even higher"
"It can be characterized as a PANDEMIC"
"this is the first pandemic caused by a corona virus"
"b-b-but pls keep fighting"
"take URGENT and DRASTIC actions"
"81 countries don't have any cases"
"the challenge for many countries is not wheather they can do the same(as china/SK) but if the WILL"
"this is not just a public health crisis but one that will touch EVERY sector"
4 key areas countries h2 activate:
-prepare and be ready
-detect,protect,treat
-reduce transmission
-innovate and learn

Q&A:
>closing borders/schools,etc.?
"depends on country,
in countries with low number of cases tracing is more important than social distancing"(WB)
>Iran?
"Still very serious, WHO team still there"(WB)
>WHO classification of pandemic?
"There is no formal process, this is a characerisation
it is taken very seriously tho
based on a broad input of experts"(WB)
"it's more important to look at our work pls"(G)
>Iran?
"all gov approach,case detection,work with China
we sent 40k of tests last 24hrs, shortage of ventilators,oxi,overwhelmed system,like in Italy
pls solidarity with Iran"(WB)
"Iran is doing it's best,they need lots of supplies"(WN)
>New info from China?
"no results from China yet,but they need time"(G)
>Spain?
"are they accepting that it'll spread, they shouldn't
we need both containment and mitigation
it is NOT the time to move to mitigation ONLY, unless they lack the ability to contain
spain,norway,denmark,france all accelerated very quickly, more efforts needed
prepare healthsystems to COPE"(WB)
"All government and people approach
we believe that the blended approach should continue, containment as MAJOR pillar"
also look at my numbers(WN)

1/2

Bezos fled to New Zealand last week. Safe to say we're up shit creek mates.

why are the capitalist more concerned about saving the economy instead of saving lives?

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What will happen if everybody is stuck inside their homes due to forced quarantine (marital law)? Will this potentially create more NEETs since they can't do shit but stay inside all day?

STFU Q BOOMER

>>>/ptg/

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>Africa?
"very rapid progress to preparedness, we sent hundreds of millions"(WB)
"Africa has been our focus"(WN)
"takes time to train ppl"(G)
>Italy and is China helping?
"we still discussing things with them, China offered support
We thank China"(WB)
>What works the best?
"fundamentals,tracing,taking it serious FROM THE START,testing,isolation,care
triage,social distancing"(G)
"We have SK,China,etc to show us that we can blunt the impact
This is a new disease,we need to learn"(WB)
"every country has to take independent measures, be creative"(G)
>Countries that disappoint you?
"you know WHO you are but testing only a small portion(strict requirements for tests) is NOT SUFFICIENT"(WB)
>Ireland?
"very coherent response so far,they use a blend approach
capacity will be the issue"(WB)
"are we doing enough is the right question"(G)

2/2

That's why the stock market is tanking. They're selling off all their assets.

Remember guys, don't listen to boomers. They didn't even have to pass math in high school.
The death rate is 6.4%. Do the math yourself. That is 64 times higher than the flu. Boomers are trying to cope because they know they're about to get fucked.

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YOU ARE ALL DEAD

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Soros is hiding out in Argentina somewhere

>i can find the number i want if i look for it
whoa

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Coronavirus: Delays, shortages predicted by Richmond business leaders
richmond-news.com/news/coronavirus-delays-shortages-predicted-by-richmond-business-leaders-1.24095328

>“From the time factories get up and running to the time they ship, you’re talking three or four months out — so you’re going to see some real impacts in later spring and summer,” said Boscacci, adding that delays on production timelines will likely continue until factories resume full operations.
>“There’s this massive elastic band starting to stretch the supply chain. So I think you’re going to see a number of retailers that have a limited supply of spring and summer goods because they're either caught in the ports in China, or they’re on the water, or not yet unloaded.”

>Last week, India announced that it would be halting the export of 26 drugs and drug ingredients, known as APIs, due to a shortage in the supply of raw ingredients from China.
>“The numbers would suggest that India supplies about 50 per cent of all generic drugs dispensed in Canada,” said Mahlman.

>London Drugs is also being warned that goods manufactured in Japan might be impacted. For example, consumer electronics companies that source parts from China might see production slow down because they can’t get those components.

>The Richmond Chamber of Commerce processes certificates of origin for goods that are shipped around the world, including lumber, agricultural and seafood products, and other goods.
>“We’ve definitely seen a decline in exports in January and February,” said Matt Pitcairn, the chamber’s CEO. “Specifically to China.”
Soon all the ports will be closed under quarantine, not just China.

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FRIENDLY REMINDER a big retard like me will show up to take your stash, and there's nothing you can do.

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>tfw haven't gone to the store for weeks
>tfw had to quit smoking and drinking
>tfw Corona-chan is making me healthier than I've been in years

B E S T GIRL
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It's been happening you stupid fuck.

>theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/11/disease-dodging-worried-wealthy-jet-off-to-disaster-bunkers
This is what I found most interesting
>Ali said his clinic was also offering the worried wealthy an intravenous infusion of vitamins and minerals to boost their immune systems. “We know that 90% of adults have a deficiency in vitamins – what better to improve that than an IV immune boost? An intravenous infusion ensures instant and optimal delivery of these nutrients to the body’s cells and the nutrients should include vitamins such as vitamin C, vitamin B12 complex, glutathione, zinc and essential amino acids such as arginine, taurine, lysine and citrulline.” The treatment costs £350.
The rich are not stupid and are paying money for Vitamin C. Don't be a sucker anons and get your liposomal before its hard to find.

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>Corona-chan Vending Machine
>MEGA archive: mega.nz/#F!zO4WGKCB!LtgCyS6blDgLm5xLhJZOYg
>CURRENTLY MERGING WITH ANOTHER COLLECTION, NEW LINK COMING SOON.

Send me new coronas to add to the archive.
If you want something, find it in the archive.

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surely you can not be this embarrassingly retarded

>falling for the jew psyops so hard
smoothbrain

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When is Donald gonna address the nation?

Guy in Denmark holding Corona while tv lady tells not to hoarde

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tbqh the number of unreported cases (and unreported recoveries) is probably pretty large so the real death rate across all age groups is probably realistically maybe under 5%

africa has no kits, you know that?

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What is your obsession with this man?

doesnt sound that bad desu

>It's just one kiss. Don't be like that.

Shutting it down? How late is it?

Did you get the all clear from the doctor?

EL SALVADOR DECLARE QUARANTINE
>EL SALVADOR DECLARE QUARANTINE

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60 more cases. Breaking News, breaking news. 60 more cases. Unbelievable.

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7 NEW CASES IN VANCOUVER

yes it's all fake, you're the smartest for figuring out

youtube.com/watch?v=KRB-iHGHSqk

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Liposomal almost sold out. A few cases left is all.

only around 400 infected right now, not too bad

>OOOY VEYYYY

congratulations on the pandemic

>>>/ptg/

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THOSE BIGGOTS!!! GERMANS AND FRENCH ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!

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Still no WHITE deaths from Chinese coronavirus.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_people_in_Italy
There are over 500,000 Chinese immigrants in the Lombardy region alone.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_Italy

No shill on this board can provide an example of a White, Black, or Indian death resulting from confirmed and tested case of Chinese coronavirus, no matter how many CVG threads are made.

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Reminder that it doesn't matter if the death rate for people under 60 is incredibly low. The contagiousness of this virus is incredible. If the hospitals become overwhelmed, and people such as police officers have to stay home to tend to sick kids or are sick themselves, then our society will descend into boogaloo mode. Get ready.

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>doesnt sound that bad desu
as long i still have power and internet i can deal with it, wanted to go on a cut anyway.

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Lmao isn’t this literally the bitcoin graph?

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>Assuming every undetected case recovered

Flu and pneumonia deaths are up big time this year fucking idiot

I have to go to the pharmacy to get Adderall. Am I going to die?

“Everything is fine, it’s just the flu also state of emergency the stocks are doing great. Wash hands and everyone will be fine. Anyways have I talked about my other accomplishments yet I mean look at that beautiful wall and check out those new tax cuts and btw state of emergency declared and martial law and I mean have you seen the stock market it’s just amazing! Anyways that’s all tonight be sure to tune into Fox News and go about your daily lives thank you god bless America and goodnight!”

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oh no user... did you just try to purchase a 3M half-mask respirator??

FUG

Lads, I'm kinda torn. Do I stay in UK and face lockdown of the country and try to survive here, or back to Poland to be with family when shit hit the fan and basically die with family than alone.
I know that both of health care are terrible...

SOMEONE COUGH ON THAT PLANE.

thanks

Stopped watching this obnoxious broken disk weeks ago.

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a disease that kills off all the fatties and boomers? sounds based

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Should COVID-19 escalate in Canada, some of the things businesses need to plan for include:

>Disruption to essential services like information, telecommunications, financial services, energy supply, and logistics

>Cancellation or disruption of travel and cross-border movement of people and goods
>Disruption to supply of necessary materials or contractors
>A major increase or decrease in demand for products and services
>Impact on the trade status of Canada, or of our trading partners
>Increased public fear that causes citizens to avoid public places, including front line retail and tourist–related attractions, restaurants and leisure businesses
>Staff absences due to a number of reasons (personal illness, ill family members, looking after children if schools close, feeling of safety being at home etc.). In some cases employees may themselves elect to stay home; in other circumstances the government may authorize or require them to do so.
>Cancellation of public meetings or gatherings like sports events, concerts or religious services

richmondchamber.ca/2020/03/10/covid-19-preparedness/

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what were you guys talking about last thread? if this becomes seasonal then this is just the fuckin tip of the iceberg.

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>Be me
>daughter was born 5 weeks early
>had to spend 3 days in NICU
Please guys this isn't funny any more.

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WHY THE FUCK IS THIS NOT STICKIED???

FUCK MODS

where is the videos of Italians, Germans, Swiss, Japanese people collapsing in the streets?
oh right there are none because THE ENTIRE THING IS FAKE.
>Trump is a jew
no shit
took you 4 years to figure that one out?
ngmi

>max

>Detected: 126,036
The fuck? Wasn't it 115,000 yesterday?

Ok, so 50 times worse than the flu then.
WOW what a nothingburger eh?

kek it really feels like playing Plague Inc

The only thing niggers are immune to is good ideas

It’s out of stock. Huge shortage backordered

>GLAAD Media Awards cancelled

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We will remember that
see in ww3

in 2 weeks, the us healthcare system will collapse

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>Reuters: The White House has ordered federal health officials to treat top-level coronavirus meetings as classified
>The officials said that dozens of classified discussions about such topics as the scope of infections, quarantines and travel restrictions have been held since mid-January in a high-security meeting room at the Department of Health & Human Services
>“We had some very critical people who did not have security clearances who could not go,” one official said. “These should not be classified meetings. It was unnecessary.”
>The sources said the National Security Council (NSC), which advises the president on security issues, ordered the classification.“This came directly from the White House,” one official said.
>A fifth source familiar with the meetings said HHS staffers often weren’t informed about coronavirus developments because they didn’t have adequate clearance. He said he was told that the matters were classified "because it had to do with China."
>One of the administration officials suggested the security clearances for meetings at HHS were imposed not to protect national security but to keep the information within a tight circle, to prevent leaks.
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-secrecy-exclusive/exclusive-white-house-told-federal-health-agency-to-classify-coronavirus-deliberations-sources-idUSKBN20Y2LM
lmao, mutts are so fucked

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generals are much better than stickies faggot.

these are the nations that will win

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Also India cancelled all visas for all foreigners and Indians living abroad with OICs, everyone (Indian national) coming from infected countries gets two week quarantine.

NOOOOOOOO

>falling for a Chinese psyop

Yas Forums is a lot dumber than I ever thought possible.

Go to Poland, less shitskins there and believe me, I think less retards.

based

what makes you the ceo?

Ah shit, I was just about to go there

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/243754322/#243758508
>it's the "Hitler is a jew" schizo
Kill yourself retard

hello. I just came here to post milkers

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This is incredible, good to see some countries governments care more about the people than the economy although they don't have much to lose by closing borders.

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I wonder how prepared they are for unexpected visitors to these 'bunkers' in NZ. Because if things really do go "mad max" I might hike over and pop in for a coffee one night.
The truth is, they're mostly just houses hidden in the hills. A tall lad like myself could step over the wire fences and walk across the property no problem. I doubt they have more than a camera at the front door.

SHUT THE FUCK UP BOOMER

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IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING HOLY FUCK, GET SUPPLIES NOW!

Stickied threads die quick because the get flooded with irrelevant discourse, it's a topic killer.

Stockholm stops testing "to protect other patients"
archive.is/2S2kX
Taking a page out of USA's book for handling Washington, this will be a disaster...
Spain is at least honest it is encouraging a hotzone, why contain it?
Thanks for the reliable bakes, always official when I see the migrate!

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My best friend just phoned, his mom is in icu in mass, pneumonia, lung fluid, breathing assistance needed etc... she is 60+. He is half redpilled, accepts my wisdom but doesn’t change his life terribly for it despite acknowledging I’m probably right. Now he’s on a job site far away and can’t visit her. I told him silver lining is she got it early enough that they didn’t selectively triage her to die. He even acknowledged that, good man that he is.

Spooky that he called because I had been daydreaming all day today that my own elderly parents got it bad and I had to weigh driving up to see them before they go and what I would be like or if they would be even visitable. Take note boys because this situation will play itself out innumerable times in the weeks to come.

Spooky/prescient timing, someone earlier today mentioned that China copped to burning the bodies today (I forget where) and basically said “you should do it too, not to hide numbers but because the dead are still contagious for weeks etc”. Wild ride ahead, I am in dc and drive uber (with respirator and goggles for a while now). Will update as I can about USA response and dc scene-on-the-ground in general.

Godspeed, /cvg/, you’ve saved my life and anyone else’s who would listen, and that alone is worth your place in heaven.

t. user

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Can you guys tell my school to close down? I don’t want to get this shit. This is the Dean’s email. I want to survive guys pls

[email protected]

where did i say it's a nothingburger my maple syrup gobbling friend
just pointing out that the reported death rate is probably not far too off from the reality

Respect

Be honest with me italian anons, do you think the lockdown will work?
I'm speaking about your fellow italians... do you seem them eager to cooperate with that?

Listen here you fucking lunglet faggots.
I actually have the corona virus. For real. It's feels like I've been punched in the nose, I'm in the first stage of it where symptoms are showing up. I haven't been tested but I know I have it because I know my body well and never in my life have I had cold or flu where it feels like I've eaten too much wasabi.
What comes next for me is most likely death as I'm a smoker for 14 years.
Good luck getting on my level you fucking lunglets.
And yeah, I spread it. I'm a super spreader. And I live London most diverse area. You can thank me later fellow bongs.

Theres literally no scientific evidence to back up it being seasonal. Its just the next cope.

lmao

then google "vitamin c corona virus" and look at the kikes promote all the articles to the top telling you it doesn't work

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4 weeks ago it was whites who were immune.

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have some back

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Based In latina America we don't give a fuck, we are all racists to everyone, and that is a good thing

It’s because it was a bio weapon. Obvious. Even Iran said so

Leaf parents were signing petitions to keep their kids home from school as early as January, but the Toronto local government called them racists and refused lmao

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Africa being properly decimated by Corona will be a blessing. Less crime, less AIDS, less scum. Win win.

fuck the sticky

>all the boomers die
>western nations import third-worlders to replace them
Like clockwork.

AHGAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAAHHA
STOP

MAKE IT STOP

youtu.be/Zi12mjA1ug4
I have been studying a few of their loadouts the past month
Lots of disinfection gear
Light combat HMMVs, open and closed trucks for troop transport with CROWs ontop
Lots of command centers
Tanks
>they expect two situations
>boogaloo
>chinese invasion

It can probably last 3 weeks at most.

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DONT MAKE ME SPEND MY ZINC TO COOM

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Is this real? Any news outlets reported this makeshift thing? It's pretty sad to look at how desperate the situation is.

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Not really, they need to do a complete shut down, and quarantine any local who's been outside or in contact with foreigners, just banning people from a set of countries won't work.

wouldn't it be kinda lit tho for the whole nation to be quarantined? Just getting plastered drunk every day waiting for the happening to FUCKING HAPPEN

source

some retarded hippie pushing for muh natural remedies is literally a plot point straight from the Contagion movie lmao

knock 'em dead for the rest of us, kiwi
hypothetically of course haha

>saved my life
You're going to die painfully

>If you fight the spread of the virus, it wins

sciencenews.org/article/coronavirus-covid19-repurposed-treatments-drugs
>sciencenews.org/article/coronavirus-covid19-repurposed-treatments-drugs
sciencenews.org/article/coronavirus-covid19-repurposed-treatments-drugs
>sciencenews.org/article/coronavirus-covid19-repurposed-treatments-drugs

GERMAN IN WEILHEIM GOT HIS REMDESIVIR TODAY. WE WILL KNOW IN A WEEK IF WE ARE FUCKED OR NOT

post some positive news fucking faggots. i hate this doomer larping

For the same reason communists are concerned with saving face than saving lives. One word. POWER.

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>marital law

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My college cancelled the semester FUCK.

obvious blatant act of racism its just a flu.

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Been prepped since Jan 24th.

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Stickies are trash.

By all accounts, when did Yas Forumstards first know about COVID-19?

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>my mom is healthy 50 year old and my dad has been dead for six years
it'll be fine right

Does this feel like a dream to anyone else? I don't think my brain can process this is all actually happening, I'm half expecting to wake up any moment.

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Good pandemic/apocalyptic webcomic to read during the lockdown:
www.sssscomic.com/

I have declared martial law and the entire country is under quarantine, niggers will be shot on sight

>CANADA +8 (+7 VANCOUVER, +1 NEW BRUNSWICK)
CANADA +8 (+7 VANCOUVER, +1 NEW BRUNSWICK)
>CANADA +8 (+7 VANCOUVER, +1 NEW BRUNSWICK)
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>CANADA +8 (+7 VANCOUVER, +1 NEW BRUNSWICK)
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>CANADA +8 (+7 VANCOUVER, +1 NEW BRUNSWICK)
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>CANADA +8 (+7 VANCOUVER, +1 NEW BRUNSWICK)
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>CANADA +8 (+7 VANCOUVER, +1 NEW BRUNSWICK)
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>CANADA +8 (+7 VANCOUVER, +1 NEW BRUNSWICK)
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>CANADA +8 (+7 VANCOUVER, +1 NEW BRUNSWICK)
CANADA +8 (+7 VANCOUVER, +1 NEW BRUNSWICK)
>vancouversun.com/news/local-news/covid-19-health-officials-confirm-7-new-cases-bringing-b-c-total-to-46

cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/new-brunswick-covid-19-1.5494328

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Absolutely based. I salute to El Salvador. As I die in my shitty apartment in a student town.

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Yes and no

H-How long is this ride gonna last, Corona-chan?

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2015

agreed, kraut

Ok lads, finally back because of some bullshit whatever the fuck that was, how much did we close on the DOW? Did we hit sub 23K?

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im gonna send him a zip folder of dog shits

mild ideopathic pneumonia

>Detected: 126,036
The actual number of those infected will be insanely high compared to that, which means the current death count of 4615 is actually fucking nothing. This thing is making the common flu look like a bubonic plague. The flu kills 10k a year in the US alone.

>94% of boomers will live
>their fucked

EL SALVADOR
>Strongest quarantines in measure from the get go
>not shitty 2 weeks 30 days
>POOLS ARE NOW CLOSED
Based and Zero Cases!!!

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go get tested to confirm bruh

4 days before China

Does anyone feel like their in a dream right now having sex?

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just enjoy the collapse now

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I learned Jan 23rd. A bit late to the party.

>REMDESIVIR
takes time to produce
wont be here when people are dying
we have to little of it

"WOOOOOO" - Han

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I wanna fuck that virus

>close enough

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Around 13th Jan 2020

bless you

>tfw live in rural ireland

CLOSE THE ISLAND

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as always, buy the dip

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it's at 23,553.22

when Glownigger jews started shilling it here

Nope. This is pure, unadulterated, existential fucking reality defying death ride. No one comes out of this unscathed.

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>east coast is getting it
I knew it was only a matter of time

>healthy dad, overweight lazy mom
>both won’t take anything seriously, just don’t care
AAAAAAAA

next time together?

Wasn't Jan 23rd the start of the numbering of threads and the fucking stupid shitty sticky of /cvg/?

weak

Same. I remember freaking out about it in mid january and rushing to the hardware store to buy masks and thinking they'd all be sold out but I got there and they were all there because normies didn't care yet

There was a Canadian posting about a new coronavirus detected in their hospital lab in fucking October, I think

feel weirder when they sperge out on friday and declare lockdown

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Twenty three and set to crash on opening tomorrow.

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December 30

Are you thick? Even the WHO says Corona has a 6.4% kill rate, or 64 times more deadly than the flu.

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I ran the WHO numbers on the 26th and realized we were all fucked. Then I came here from voat. I forgot how exactly.

Fuck, so fucking close to reaching that 23,000 mark. Let's hope it fucking crashes the next day it opens.

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Is a raping spree gonna happen?

O.O

youtu.be/y3_m_g-KA1Y

WTF

GUYS

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jan 23rd

Northern Ireland's government just said they aren't closing shit and that everyone is overreacting.

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>sweden has banned gatherings of 500+ people
>first death today
>reported cases almost doubling by the day

I should probably go out and stock up on frozen meals, booze and smokes tomorrow, shouldn't I?

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I hope everything turns out well and she makes good progress. Unironically, I really wish you all the best
Shame it had to be now

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15 January

I hope so bro. Some cunt of a personal trainer coughed beside me today. I coughed a tiny bit a minute ago. If I am diagnosed I am going back to the gym and decking her before I die.

All that's happening is the media are fearmongering over nothing more than a weak flu.

not exactly

youtube.com/watch?v=k7B6SHwlH7Y

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