/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1914

► Detected: 126,011 ► Died: 4,614

>NEWS
WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
archive.is/ZleCj

Virus can live in the air for several hours
archive.is/ucAUF

NY cancels St. Patrick parade first time in 258 years
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Stockholm stops testing "to protect other patients"
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Trump says he's prepared to use full power of federal state
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>RESEARCH
Virus invades nervous systems
archive.is/qmc6U

Two major strains, newer is more aggressive
archive.is/WiKsp

Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
archive.is/Nr8N7

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
archive.is/6NGuH

>REMINDER
15 million to die, $2.4 trillion recession
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WHO: Detailed information provided in only 38% of cases
archive.is/GSeHM

Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
archive.is/KJLTZ

Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
archive.is/HpyTu

China faces shortage of testing kits
archive.is/B9czu

>LATEST CASES
22:46: 1 new case in Jamaica. The patient is a U.S. embassy employee who recently traveled from the United Kingdom.
22:45: 99 new cases and 5 new deaths in Washington state, United States.
21:39: 5 new cases in Alberta, Canada.
21:30: 3 new cases in Wisconsin, United States.
20:15: 14 new cases in Brazil.
19:50: 72 new cases in Denmark.
19:36: 4 new cases in Brazil.

>MORE (LINKS, NEWS, RESEARCH, VIDEOS, GUIDES)
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washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2018/04/27/bill-gates-calls-on-u-s-to-lead-fight-against-a-pandemic-that-could-kill-millions/
cnbc.com/2020/02/27/california-is-monitoring-8400-people-for-the-coronavirus.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7955337/X-rays-effect-killer-virus-33-year-olds-vital-organs.html
qz.com/1802035/china-sees-surge-in-coronavirus-of-close-to-15000-new-cases/
realityblurred.com/realitytv/2020/02/amazing-race-33-production-suspended-coronavirus/
gulfnews.com/world/gulf/bahrain/coronavirus-7-new-cases-in-bahrain-total-up-to-33-1.1582762459475
forbes.com/sites/isabeltogoh/2020/01/24/china-lockdown-spreads-to-33-million-people-as-coronavirus-death-toll-rises/#147034974064
edition.cnn.com/asia/live-news/coronavirus-outbreak-01-28-20-intl-hnk/h_0318fbc1b8a46f95e59a30ea034000c7
blogs.wsj.com/styleandsubstance/2020/02/28/vol-33-no-2-coronavirus/
thaipbsworld.com/thailand-reports-new-case-of-coronavirus-total-now-33/
straitstimes.com/singapore/health/coronavirus-what-we-know-about-the-3-new-singaporean-patients-confirmed-with-no
inquirer.com/opinion/commentary/inq/coronavirus-symptoms-quarantine-york-county-pennsylvania-diamond-princess-20200228.html
hoodline.com/2020/01/top-boston-news-9-screened-for-coronavirus-at-logan-33-of-renters-look-to-move-elsewhere-more
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/nuccore/MN908947
jyllands-posten.dk/indland/ECE12003467/danmark-lukker-ned-i-to-uger/
hsj.co.uk/workforce/nhs-seeks-massive-seven-fold-surge-in-intensive-care-capacity/7027104.article
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_people_in_Italy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_Italy
ftw.usatoday.com/2020/03/rudy-gobert-ruled-questionable-with-illness-days-after-touching-mics-for-coronavirus-joke
anonfile.com/t4ga58geo9/Corona-chan_etc_7z
orthomolecular.org/resources/omns/v16n14.shtml?fbclid=IwAR3ETUv-nJFqL-yCOecjJkMtY6XAFccGk63zO2jcVBIGG0kJEx5gK89A4vE
orthomolecular.org/resources/omns/v16n07.shtml
twitter.com/Shabbosgoy/status/1237841354782175235
dr.dk/nyheder/indland/live-tv-trods-statsministerens-opfordring-folk-stormer-ned-i-supermarkederne
youtube.com/watch?v=_Jtpf8N5IDE
youtube.com/watch?v=ntLsElbW9Xo
youtube.com/watch?v=zs3KaY3r5bw
ibtimes.com/congo-records-first-coronavirus-case-just-latest-ebola-epidemic-ends-2938293
youtu.be/7L4gZS_64ag
twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1237401661288648705
scaruffi.com/politics/world20.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,790 (3,158) ► International 45,029 (1,449): Italy 12,462 (827) Iran 9,000 (354) S. Korea 7,755 (60) France 2,281 (48) Spain 2,262 (54) Germany 1,908 (3) USA 1,123 (36) D. Princess 696 (7) Switzerland 652 (4) Japan 639 (15) Netherlands 503 (5) Sweden 500 (1) UK 456 (8) Belgium 314 (3) Australia 127 (3) H. Kong 126 (3) Canada 104 (1) Iraq 71 (7) S. Marino 62 (2) Lebanon 61 (2) Egypt 60 (1) Thailand 59 (1) Philippines 49 (1) Taiwan 48 (1) Ireland 43 (1) Indonesia 34 (1) Argentina 19 (1) Albania 15 (1) Panama 8 (1) Bulgaria 7 (1) Morocco 6 (1) Norway 629 Denmark 514 Qatar 262 Austria 246 Bahrain 195 Singapore 178 Malaysia 149 Greece 99 Israel 97 Czechia 94 Iceland 85 UAE 74 Kuwait 72 India 62 Finland 59 Portugal 59 Slovenia 57 Brazil 52 Romania 47 Vietnam 38 Poland 31 Palestine 30 Georgia 24 Chile 23 S. Arabia 21 Algeria 20 Russia 20 Croatia 19 Pakistan 19 Oman 18 Ecuador 17 Estonia 16 C. Rica 13 Hungary 13 Peru 13 S. Africa 13 Serbia 12 Azerbaijan 11 Brunei 11 Macao 10 Latvia 10 Slovakia 10 Belarus 9 Colombia 9 Mexico 8 Maldives 8 Afghanistan 7 Luxembourg 7 Macedonia 7 Tunisia 7 Bosnia 7 Cyprus 6 Malta 6 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 French Guiana 5 Paraguay 5 Senegal 4 Cambodia 3 Lithuania 3 Bangladesh 3 Martinique 3 Moldova 3 Nigeria 2 S. Lanka 2 Bolivia 2 Burkina Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Chan. Isl. 2 Faeroes 2 Honduras 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Ivory Coast 1 Congo 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Jamaica 1 Liechtenstein 1 Mongolia 1 Réunion 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1 Turkey 1

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>Corona-chan Vending Machine
>MEGA archive: mega.nz/#F!zO4WGKCB!LtgCyS6blDgLm5xLhJZOYg

Send me new coronas to add to the archive.
If you want something, find it in the archive.

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Panic mode?

no! we just have 3 dead people

chill

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this nothingburger is a virus
this faggy pandemic isn't going to cause a virus

16 new cases in Brazil

saude.estadao.com.br/noticias/geral,hospital-albert-einstein-confirma-16-novos-casos-de-coronavirus-total-do-pais-sobe-para-68,70003229159

Italy.
WTF???

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>Bill Gates predicts 33 million deaths:
washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2018/04/27/bill-gates-calls-on-u-s-to-lead-fight-against-a-pandemic-that-could-kill-millions/

>33 infected in California:
cnbc.com/2020/02/27/california-is-monitoring-8400-people-for-the-coronavirus.html

>33 year-old Chinese victim:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7955337/X-rays-effect-killer-virus-33-year-olds-vital-organs.html

>33% increase in one day:
qz.com/1802035/china-sees-surge-in-coronavirus-of-close-to-15000-new-cases/

>Amazing race 33 cancelled from corona:
realityblurred.com/realitytv/2020/02/amazing-race-33-production-suspended-coronavirus/

>33 cases in Bahrain:
gulfnews.com/world/gulf/bahrain/coronavirus-7-new-cases-in-bahrain-total-up-to-33-1.1582762459475

>33 million locked down in China:
forbes.com/sites/isabeltogoh/2020/01/24/china-lockdown-spreads-to-33-million-people-as-coronavirus-death-toll-rises/#147034974064

>33 year-old German victim:
edition.cnn.com/asia/live-news/coronavirus-outbreak-01-28-20-intl-hnk/h_0318fbc1b8a46f95e59a30ea034000c7

>Wall street Journal vol. 33:
blogs.wsj.com/styleandsubstance/2020/02/28/vol-33-no-2-coronavirus/

>Thailand’s 33rd case:
thaipbsworld.com/thailand-reports-new-case-of-coronavirus-total-now-33/

>Singapore’s 33rd case:
straitstimes.com/singapore/health/coronavirus-what-we-know-about-the-3-new-singaporean-patients-confirmed-with-no

>Virus interrupts 33rd wedding anniversary:
inquirer.com/opinion/commentary/inq/coronavirus-symptoms-quarantine-york-county-pennsylvania-diamond-princess-20200228.html

>9 screened for corona;33% looking to relocate:
hoodline.com/2020/01/top-boston-news-9-screened-for-coronavirus-at-logan-33-of-renters-look-to-move-elsewhere-more

>the coronavirus genome ends with 33 a‘s
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/nuccore/MN908947

tl;dr GLOWNIGGER FAKE EVENT

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>CHICAGO IS PREPARING TRIAGE TENTS
CHICAGO IS PREPARING TRIAGE TENTS
>CHICAGO IS PREPARING TRIAGE TENTS
CHICAGO IS PREPARING TRIAGE TENTS

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>everyone in my country is so incompetent I had more than enough time to prep in peace even if I only started taking this seriously when Italy got beyond fucked

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new unreported cases in hernando county florida
heard it from a friend that works at one of the hospitals

>virus is only going to kill a measly 33 million

why is Yas Forums shitting their pants? That's even less than the spanish flu...

you cunts promised me mad max god dammit I WANT MAD MAX

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The end of the corona genome?

Can anybody post symptom time line ?
Days infected..and first symptom etc etc
thanks

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SHE'S COMING

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they went to the fucking beach when the schools closed.

>brazil 52
we are at 68 already
they just announced 16 more cases, we had only 30 or so yesterday and today we have 2x already

>literally just 1000 retards in the US infected because they have shit hygiene
It’s a fucking nothingburger

AFTER 514 INFECTED, DENMARK GOES INTO ALMOST TOTAL LOCKDOWN - ORDER FROM THE PRIME MINISTER

>ALL SCHOOLS, DAYCARES AND EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTIONS CLOSED FOR 2+ WEEKS STARTING FRIDAY, ALL PUBLIC WORKERS WITHOUT CRITICAL JOBS TO BE SENT HOME FOR 2+ WEEKS WITH PAY. ALL PRIVATE INSTITUTIONS ARE ENCOURAGED TO DO THE SAME.
>NO EVENTS WITH 100+ PEOPLE ALLOWED
>ONLY SELECT FEW COUNTRIES ALLOWED TO BE TRAVELED TO
>ALL HOSPITAL AND NURSING HOMES ARE STRONGLY ENCOURAGED TO HAVE NO VISITORS WHAT-SO-EVER FOR 2+ WEEKS.
>ALL PUBLIC IN-DOOR LIBRARIES, CULTURE INSTITUTIONS (RELIGIOUS SHIT) AND LEISURE ACTIVITIES CLOSED FOR TWO WEEKS BY FRIDAY
>GOVERNMENT LOOKS AT THE POSSIBILITY OF PUTTING MORE RESTRICTIONS IN PLACE WHEN TRAVELING TO DENMARK, SUCH AS FORCED HEALTHCHECK ON ARRIVAL, POSSIBLE FORCED QUARANTINE UPON ARRIVAL FROM RED ZONES, POSSIBLE DENIAL OF ENTRY FROM ORANGE & RED ZONES IF YOU'RE AN IMMIGRANT
>"MORE REQUIREMENTS CAN AND WILL BE PUT IN PLACE IF NECESSARY"

SOURCE: jyllands-posten.dk/indland/ECE12003467/danmark-lukker-ned-i-to-uger/

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BRAZIL GIVE THE VIRUS TO TRUMP
BRAZIL GIVE THE VIRUS TO TRUMP
BRAZIL GIVE THE VIRUS TO TRUMP
BRAZIL GIVE THE VIRUS TO TRUMP

Brazil is now at 68 confirmed cases, yesterday we had 29.

I want corona pussy so damn bad bros

my cock is throbbing

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>>Bill Gates predicts 33 million deaths:

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Are you ready for what is to come, user?

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The greatest chimpout of our time.

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ITS OVEr

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>Florida man was Satan all along

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>Hospitals should be planning for a massive increase in intensive care capacity — potentially up to seven-fold — to prepare for coronavirus, according to the person leading the NHS’s covid-19 response.

>HSJ understands Keith Willett, NHS England strategic incident director, made the comment while speaking to a conference of chief nurses from local trusts today.

>Sources present said he said an increase of up to “seven fold” was potentially needed, but Professor Willett has later insisted he said “several”. NHSE said it was aiming to more than double the critical care capacity, but did not want to be more specific.

>There are currently about 4,000 adult critical care beds open, implying the requirement is for an increase to around 28,000. The health secretary has previously indicated the NHS could open a further 5,000 critical care beds, but it is unclear how.

hsj.co.uk/workforce/nhs-seeks-massive-seven-fold-surge-in-intensive-care-capacity/7027104.article

>0 black deaths

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>1990s: Boring
>2000s: Boring as shit apart from 9/11 at the beginning
>2010s: Also boring as shit
>2020s: World literally collapsing 3 months in

>Es ist nur die Grippe, Bruder

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Daily reminder that if you live in an apartment when shit hits the fan you ARE FUCKED. Your door will be kicked down and your food raided within 2 days.

Remember guys, don't listen to boomers. They didn't even have to pass math in high school.
The death rate is 6.4%. Do the math yourself. That is 64 times higher than the flu. Boomers are trying to cope because they know they're about to get fucked.

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Still no WHITE deaths from Chinese coronavirus.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_people_in_Italy
There are over 500,000 Chinese immigrants in the Lombardy region alone.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_Italy

No shill on this board can provide an example of a White, Black, or Indian death resulting from confirmed and tested case of Chinese coronavirus, no matter how many CVG threads are made.

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post your Corona gear

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Yeah, but I couldn't remember how many it was supposed to be.

What date was the first Corona Virus General?

>too poor to afford car in BC
>taking the bus
>bus driver starts worried talk about how the buses aren't being disinfected and how when confirmed cases begin the bus drivers won't work anymore
Fuck

Why has there been 1914 threads?

FUCK YOU CHINA!

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Hi mb

checked

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What happened to based kraut posting Lappland?

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>not one country had the IQ points to shut down all foreign travel

>Italy.
F

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Holy shit, you’re only ready for 4000 critical cases? You guys are actually fucked.

MEXICO, APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR RACISM.

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>30 million require hospitalization
>15 million require ICU(based on Italy)
>only 900,000 hospital beds
>only 65,000 ICU beds
>roughly 30 patients per bed
>230 ICU patients per bed

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News from Iran

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coronachan curse strikes again

ftw.usatoday.com/2020/03/rudy-gobert-ruled-questionable-with-illness-days-after-touching-mics-for-coronavirus-joke

all the floomers will die first.

Just a Schnupfen, Kumpel.

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This one, please.

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Israel did

Just wait until it hits prisons.

Aw fuck
They are growing stronger
>Post yfw the generation of superimmune boomers rises from the ashes of the post-covid world

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F

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Because that would be racist, xenophobe!

APOLOGIZE

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>ALL PUBLIC IN-DOOR LIBRARIES, CULTURE INSTITUTIONS (RELIGIOUS SHIT) AND LEISURE ACTIVITIES CLOSED

Muslims finna start dabbing on everyone

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I'M COOFING AAAAAAAAAAAAA

How come Japan and South Korea are handling the outbreak so well? Do all asians save face and hide the numbers or is the west the real niggers of the world?

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>vice president
oh shit

>0-14 days to symptoms
>starts mild, sore throat, slight fever, maybe nasal drip/runny nose
>soon progresses into dry cough, pneumonia begins, damage to lungs
>oxygen levels in blood drop as the body receives less and less oxygen from the lungs
>potential cytokine storm in lungs causing severe pneumonia
>if young: get treated for 3 weeks; oxygen or intubated for 2 weeks and potentially survive
>if old: death

Shave your beard Pedro it's not an airtight seal that way.

that's a cute lappland you have there, mind if i save it?

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oh fuck so is this just going to be a plot of world war z innit

Not much has changed here, just no handshakes or kiss at work. Almost nobody is working from home and peoole aren't incited to. Meetings and events over 1000 people are forbidden but that's almost reached at midday at my work canteen. Nobody wears masks. Local sports competitions are still not cancelled, even the masters nationals where half the people there are over 50. The virus is doing iron man numbers and nobody cares anymore. Shit will change when we reach 20000 deaths or realize it may have long term effects or something.

What about grocery stores?

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all archive links give me 403 forbidden, why anons whY??

because 1913 hit the bump limit

Holy shit. I like that.

they literally republish this story every few days with the age getting higher or the sex changed

Masks, its all about masks

Why is everyone believing in that blatant fake news that Bolsonaro's communication aide is being tested because he has the symptons?
He himself said that he has no symptons but just felt like he needed to submit himself for testing anyway.
It was some libtard fakenews resident reporter for globonews that started this nonsense.

Best Korea did.

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This shit true?

Can I get a U.S. state infection map

Once they start telling the truth, maybe.

shave and get a proper seal.

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nur die bauchschmerzen, Kamerad

>Brazilian neocoons blessing the orange man himself
Ok. Can someone tell me what the fuck is with this timeline?

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And the real number is way bigger for sure. Rio is probably as fucked as São Paulo, we're just more incompetent.

Kek’d and checked.

After hundreds of infected got into their borders and two untraceable domestic cases were found. The best it’s done is stopped new index cases from being imported.

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cloudfare blocking access, try different browser or vpn

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One döner kebab plese without onions and a little bit more zazziki.

>Doing like shit at college
>Classes for semester cancelled
>Say I dont have steady internet access at home
>Get money back
>Doesn't affect my GPA
>Next semester I will have all my knowledge.

based corona-chan.

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>glasses behind nose of mask

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How many of you are Chinese down there?

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No need to ask! Welcome back ^-^

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> printing chinese propaganda
Can we perma-isolate these trash journos?

Hey costa rica is up to 22 now just so u niggas know

israel is kill

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Based af, also checked

Nevermind, didn't realize the mega was just loose files. Thanks for making a mega. I posted my collection a few days ago, which has more than your collection. There are some duplicates and unrelated stuff, though:
anonfile.com/t4ga58geo9/Corona-chan_etc_7z

TAKE YOUR VITAMIN C LADS
>orthomolecular.org/resources/omns/v16n14.shtml?fbclid=IwAR3ETUv-nJFqL-yCOecjJkMtY6XAFccGk63zO2jcVBIGG0kJEx5gK89A4vE
>orthomolecular.org/resources/omns/v16n07.shtml

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They must have a fuckton of vice presidents. Didn't one die already?

Japan is hiding cases because Abe is terrified of the Olympics being taken away and South Korea is a combination of mass testing and their big infection outbreak was in a younger population group

S-Should I use masks? What type should I choose?

Why isn't the flu considered a pandemic?

Just a little grumble Genosse.

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Is thread #1918 gonna be Spanish Flu edition?

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This will make you poop.

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>Emilia Jiang

This 100% happened

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Get out of the cities or become food
The monster within man comes out when there is no more food

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That’s a funny way of spelling “lying”

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OP
OP
OP

7 new cases in British Columbia, Canada.

It’s socially acceptable and even encouraged to engage in preventative measures such as not going to work, wearing masks, washing hands, etc.

I wear gloves and clients still insist on shaking my hands.

twitter.com/Shabbosgoy/status/1237841354782175235

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Lads, do you know how I know this is a NuffinBurgher? Xi just recently went to the infected city. If this was real, do you think the head of state would risk his life going there?
It's all under control now. China once again proved they are world leading power in their ability to handle emergencies and epidemics.

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NO
Monica Bergamo is a very well knows anti-Bolsonaro and anti-Trump fake news reporter from Globonews.

Because it is not part of the corona virus family, it is influenza

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I really need a list of officials contracting/dying of Corona-Chan. It's off the charts; I'm surprised gov' officials are not sick more often. They spend their time gathering in crowded places for meetings/diners, do lots of handshaking, travel abroad and get visitors from other countries on a weekly basis...

>Believing that Japan and South Korea are actually telling the truth
user, I...

Check out this cheeky fuckhead from Denmark looting after the lockdown news hit.

dr.dk/nyheder/indland/live-tv-trods-statsministerens-opfordring-folk-stormer-ned-i-supermarkederne

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>mfw confirmed case near my city

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I have food for a year nigga.

I'm loving Corona, either I die in this miserable world or I survive to start a new one. GOD BLESS EMPEROR XI.
youtube.com/watch?v=_Jtpf8N5IDE

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ignored all the news until now but figure skating world cup just got cancelled and now i am fucking furious. i was ready to chill next week and watch tv all day but now i can't. fucking chinks man i fucking hate you

For China but for South Korea it was masks and extensive testing

roving packs of niggers

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Can anyone give proper answer with fucking .gov links that wuflu ia worse than influenza?

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Hahahah Ai tou rindo muito pai

How will this all actually end? The old and weak die, billions recover but are left with permanent lung damage, and the lucky 1% who are immune end up completely fine?
Is that how the Spanish flu ended?

OH NO, I HATE THAT

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what

a very good idea, #1938 for kristallnacht edition please

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The two cases of Coronavirus un Bolivia traveled half the country before being diagnosed.
The lady came from Italy where she was the caretaker of an old man that was diagnosed with Corona, so she decided she wanted to die on her hometown and traveled from Italy to Brazil to Bolivia and when she arrived to her hometown she had a huge welcoming party and probably infected them all.
Truly, an agent of chaos.

Change your DNS to something that isn't cloudflare. Easiest way to do that is go into your network adapter settings and set a static IP, then enter the DNS of your choice.
If you're a techlet fucking google it.

>asking these kind of questions this late during this happening

I won't even respond. I just hope you die fast without infecting many.

>private companies still open
Good job, you fixed nothing.

youtube.com/watch?v=ntLsElbW9Xo

all white?

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Pastabros, we all like a happening, but i'm sorry for what it's doing to your country.

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Remember to support Corona-chan in her efforts by letting her infect you, then spreading her love across the globe.

01-14...from day 1 or on day 14 ? or what ?
Have infograph ?


REQUEST
REQUEST
REQUEST
Can anybody post symptom time line ?
Days infected..and first symptom etc etc
thanks

A-Aniki?

I live in a monastery with a lot of locks and big wooden doors , how fucked am I ?

What about south korea. they have a way better approximation for the death toll because they FUCKING test every nigger

Hi bois, do someone have the jpg of the insider that predicted all of this shit on january?
Also comented the thing of the bats in southamerica.

So I think you faggots may be right. Shit is getting fucked and I didn't prep. Thank god I'm under 60

thank based austria, firefox wasn't working. stay safe bro

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Just wear a scarf, Schatzi

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youtube.com/watch?v=zs3KaY3r5bw

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who is this 2D semen demon?

SK is ticking up again and just found a cluster of 100+ cases in Seoul.

They’re not out of the woods by any stretch of the imagination.

I'm making a Corona chan shooting game.Any Ideas for the bosses ?

I'm thinking he won't have a choice soon...

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What is with all those 3s?

kek no deaths in my country yet and everyone is in panic mode buying everything, good thing I prepared weeks ago

For whatever reason, 99% of the brazilians that come to Yas Forums are socialist cunts.

Nothing is getting through the Israeli borders now. Except rockets every now and then.

I don’t trust the slants. I hope they all die.

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3g won't
I'm taking more than that for a few days now and had no problems

Because it isn't new. I think a pandemic has to be a new strain of a virus.

0-14 days from infection
There are plenty of charts around, we have been discussing this for months now...
I think someone will answer you but I am too lazy to give you more than I just did
Good luck

>Columbia
>British

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Because it's 25-50 times less lethal.

Lose some weight, wetback. You need to be fit to cross the border

You’re fine.

I think I have that one already, but the collection is getting large, so I need to quickly check.

Awesome, thanks!

I can filter out the duplicates and add all of the new ones to the MEGA.

done

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lads in addition to corona there is also a mumps outbreak at my uni
thank you papa nurgle but this is too much

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While more and more numbers from places outside china are updated, it is starting to look like china wasnt lying?

wooden doors? user . . .

That's normal though, even China will have cases pop up here and there.
They had the best response to the emergency and it showed in Daegu though.

WHOS BASED KIDS ARE THESE?!

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still open, but people were panic buying now that this was announced. its gonna be a day or two before stores return to normal.

>get infected early
>develop immunity
>coof on stockpiling boomers
>wait 24 hours for them to die
>loot their place
r8 my plan

If your house isn't hermetically sealed I'm going to /coof/ it up.

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lappland from arknights

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Corona-chan finally visits Ebola-chan in the Congo but she's not home right now.
ibtimes.com/congo-records-first-coronavirus-case-just-latest-ebola-epidemic-ends-2938293

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Isn't it great?

>leafs

Yes... all white...

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No

it is worse, but only boomers over 60 with existing pathologies will perish

Friendly reminder there’s a DotA 2 major in LA next week that is not being cancelled. Time for some international spreading

Masonic numbers. Freemasons like 33 for some reason.

It's like you guys got here yesterday and can't have fun with a little shitposting

Israel did. Its racist for anyone else to do it.

Damn, prepare for the corona-chan's impact

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>big wooden doors
You're good as gassed kike, zyklon b is coming for you.

Okay, I think i have it. I am running slightly hot, should I open the window to keep me cool or not? Already taking vitamin C

White males are immune between the heights of 6'3" and 6'3" /coronachad

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kinda scared now. d.c. now declared state of emergency.

fucking hell bros, i just wanted to go see the cherry blossoms ;__; do i risk it?

The only thing I like about all of this is that my worries have shifted from my loneliness and misery, to just staying alive. It is much easier.
For a few weeks I will be able to not care about being alone and depressed.

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it's over guys this is the end
I'm dead

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het is maar een griepje, broeder

Do you have any source?

They put a bunch of ascorbic acid in MREs and soldiers always complain about violent shits. You're going to make a bunch of anons shit while the yabba dabba do starts

>wooden doors?
>88

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>those milkers
IM GONNA

Nvmind, found it..

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Take vitamin D and zinc instead.

cringe

Self quarantining in north seattle with a brutal dry cough that tastes like metal, AMA

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Yup. Niggers like you are totally safe. Don't change a thing. Fuck more Asian qts, long dick style

Just use a plaster and you will be fine Kuschel-hase

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i haven't seen any panic buying here yet even after they announced restrictions on gathering and closure of schools.
you too user

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War

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Same here. But after it's over, we'll be back to our void. At least until China gives the world another virus.

Medicine?

this is what most dont understand, i dont need to prep. I already did that with guns. The vast majority of people around me are nogunz and whats theirs could very easily be mine.

>started my teaching job today
>stressed as fuck because I'm replacing another teacher halfway through the semester
>get home from work and start coofing

Oh no.

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Dude I can see your dick

i like your flip flops

Anyone know what trump is supposed to say tonight?

Waiter, you keep selling me the same fucking pasta under different names!

I think it's three, one down, one coofing, one to go.

>Trusting China with anything including numbers
Fuck off roach

>CCP reports record employment for #UndeadPatriots in #Wuhan

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I guess Jews really do have the highest IQ. I'm impressed.

North korea doesn't count. They are quarantined by default.

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just c oomed

Fakest shit I have ever seen.

The dude behind him with the HATE hat....this has a meme potential.

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>China +12

kek, who would believe this?

for me its the Panzer VII Maus

Thank you very much! Have a rare one from the early threads.

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WHATS WRONG WITH THE TIP OF THIS GUYS DICK IT LOOKS FUNNY

>wooden doors
they work right?

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That is a nice cock, no homo

imagine if trump had the virus. itd be glorious

oh, right, forgot you're 50% china now

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I live south (; Algarve) is vitamin d really necessary? Zink, powder or pills ? How much?

catchy

In my country all the casualties are over 75 years old with previous illnesses. You can listen to the youtube channel Medcram for good info about the virus.

Winnie pooh
A tranny
A boomer
A wallstreet jew
Some sandnigger
The who nigger

Fuck yes you do, enjoy a pipe full of tobacco, and a warm bowl of rice wine whilst watching the beauty of the blossoms dancing in the wind.

>fucking hell bros, i just wanted to go see the cherry blossoms ;__; do i risk it?
If you can drive, put on some PPE and go. If DC hasn’t been sealed off in about 3 weeks, it’ll be an amazing year for blossom-viewing since most of the tourists will either be quarantined or too scared to go and see them.

>Last weekend
Meh. Probably fine.

this is just the tip. It's going to get very hard. This is a long thing. You'll want to get inside in a warm place.

youtu.be/7L4gZS_64ag
twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1237401661288648705

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> The good news for young people is that this virus, just like the flue, is deadly almost only for old people and for people who already have a serious disease. But that's only apparently good news: if covid-19 eventually spreads all over the world and becomes the new "normal", and no vaccine is discovered in the next 40 years, it means that the life expectancy of humans will be reduced. In other words, you will not live as long as your grandparents did. In that case, we will have to get used to a virus that kills most people over 70. When you turn 70, you'll have a 10% chance of dying; at 80, a 50% chance; at 90, you'll be a rare case. We will have to roll back life expectancy to the levels of the 1950s or even the 1920s. As in "if you are born today, sorry but your life expectancy is lower than it was for your great-grandparents". Remember the articles titled "The First Person to Live to 150 Has Already Been Born"? It could be that the real story is: "The First Person to Live in the Age of Very Short Lifespans Has Already Been Born". That's the reason why young people shouldn't feel too safe.

scaruffi.com/politics/world20.html

People ain't even buying food lmao, today I just added 180 euros worth of food and ammo without a trouble and normiefags were just getting beer for partying