Gday lads
>'Close air borders' experts agree with AUS/POL/
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>Close the borders already Scomo you faggot
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>Krudd shills for china (as usual)
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>Suicide by cop
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>WHO finally call it what it is - a pandemic - too little too late
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>Waman cant handle being cops - should be left in the kitchen
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Whats for lunch lads?
bat soop
20th march lots of bridges being renovated all over the country... till 20th April... a month,same amount of time on small bridges and big bridges doesn't make sense
lockdown choke points?
there is also many nightly road closures throughout Australia that coincide with 20th of march including train stations and bus stops
the peons have orders to ignorantly close shit causing the capillary roads to be covertly cut off with equipment on site prior to lock down.
makes me feel 20th march nightfall is lock down day for alot of cities
wouldnt be surprised if alot of the works that don't overlap with the 20th will still have equipment on site "left there"
there was also a guy stating "4th of march lockdown Melbourne..." but i reckon that was simply his interpretation of supply chain organization instructions
it did however coincide with corona virus detainment policy being revealed and the many bridge closure signs coming up
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"people have noticed alot of holes and excavators near big towns aswell as cargo planes flying in NSW TAS WA, beef sales still steady even though our biggest export china stopped buying"
they simply dont have the man power to lock the people in without the people..
doomed by lollipop sign cunts
Don't forget- our ABC wants to hear all about your bad online dating experiences:
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We should do an aus/pol/ colab story to send them
Cant wait for a scomo style hand out. Give me some cash cunt.
hash browns and chicken nuggers
chances of them giving $1000 to newstart fags? $500 sounds alright but I could do a pc build with a grand
>March 20th is the EQUINOX
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PM speaking live
How do I get corona monies?
t. un-employed but not on the dole
get on the dole now lad. apply for newstart right now hopefully you'll get it
Seriously cbf
fuck centrelink, just gib me money
you need to jump through the job search/ work for the dole meme, but you probably won't have to do any volunteer for a year
I followed Eurydice Dixon into a park once, near where I met Jill Meagher for a quickie in an alley.
Is scomo going to give me more youth allowance bux to stop the economy collapsing?
Stuck in quarantine so eating one of my many rolls of soft-ply.
>any recipe tips?
Is 90 kilograms of rice enough to ride this one out?
Give it a smear across your asshole first, then it will taste like last nights dinner.
You're not going to go hungry, the worse thing is you'll have to go to community hall for lunch if shops run out
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Threadly reminder we will see a recession very soon get ready lads
Just reported a dole bludger after scomo just said hes gonna get a payment because of covid. Cunt works and gets paid in cash. All dole bludgers deserve to get the batplague and fuck off and die. Neets are worse than chinks.
Yeah nah. Looks like I miss out.
Fuck the government & fuck this country.
Gonna go postal then an hero via cop one day
hah, they'll have to make me
I've got enough to eat for 200 days
yeah dawg looks like we all getting an extra tree fiddy
I didn’t suck up on any food at all is it too late I’m hungry late
Dear staff and students,
I am writing to update you on information we have received from Public Health that we have had someone with a confirmed case of COVID-19 on our Sandy Bay campus.
We have been advised:
“A woman in her 30s has tested positive for coronavirus in Tasmania. She is currently in a stable condition in the Royal Hobart Hospital.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS ALL OVER TASFAGS
who /canberra/ here?
Anyone know who the stabby cunt in melbourne was? White or nah?
so is it $500 or $750?
I'm sure if he was a white male its one of the first things they wouldve let us know.
The omission of any such statement would lead one to believe it was an invader.
Guys I live in Ryde, work in Chatswood and I'm a white male.
HELP ME!
idk find outhow many dolbludgers there are on average and divide from 15B. Think they have 3 planed. Remember they have to find a way to spend more than Kevin Rudd did in 09 without calling it a direct stimulus.
will youth allowance for students get shit?
Yeah mate, pretty much all forms of wellfare get it, can finally afford that biochem textbook
Universities will likely be put on lock down so there is no reason to give you more money since you won't be going to classes.
"that's quite a leap John"
"nice try though"
they give us money during trimester 3 when we don't have to go to classes so I'm not worried
t. grifftafe
Its 750
>can finally afford that biochem textbook
What happened to that $1,000 they give you before every semester?
When I was at uni they gave me a grand to buy all my shit.
noice
what was the story with mr stabby this morning
was he a darkie? somebody bring me up to speed
>giving dolecucks more money
brilliant work by #teamscomo
That's still a thing, but textbooks aren't my only expense, 2/3 went to my rental bond
OYA BOYS LOOK AT THIS FACKEN SHEET CUNT MATE EE'S A FACKEN SHEET CUNT MATE NAR NAR GOON MATE FACKEN ROOT RATE MATE FACKEN HELL
>Roxburgh Park
Any melbourne fags here? Is this a diverse neighborhood?
imagine sucking billionaire dick this much
if dolecucks can do one thing well, its piss money into the economy. Granted it'll go to smokes and other dumb shit. It'll work better than reasonable people saving it.
Isnt that were some kind of island asian went pshyco and stabbed her landlord to death and claimed it for (((peaceful religion)))
Also yes. diverse as fuck. avoid
Thats where this bloke who went on the stabbing spree was from, so probably safe to say he did it for Allah.
It's close enough to low economic Broadmeadows that yes, most likely.
get fucked wagecucks
>smokes and piss
>the economy
literally just handing the cash back to scomo
About $750 worth of maccas.
smokes and piss that keep the business running and karen employed so she can spend for her 2.5 children.
You make it sound is if we aren't taxed out the asshole for everything else
Isn't democracy great? It's like a dad who saved all the $1 coins you gave him for ciggys and you get payed it all back in a lump sum.
Kek.
Oh wow, a real life tripfag
Kill yourself
Listen, I might be a tripfag... but atlest I'm not a jew like yourself, how do you even look at yourself in the mirror?
Okay, shlomo.
My dick will be hard if we get Italy numbers of the virus
Yer buddy, ya might have others fooled...
>muh identity
>i'm unique guys!
>experts agree with AUS/POL/
I SWEAR the glow niggers have been passing on my advice to the PM.
All the actions i've said to take on aus/pol/ became policy mere days later.
Cheers ASIO.
It feels like the government is buying me out with $750 Coronamoney to make me accept Chinks and their diseases
I met an American chick who looked like she'd eaten the poor girl in her pictures. Not my proudest fuck but she was grateful and eager to please.
>be on tinder
>expecting to "date"
>complain about being treated like a whore
stupid bitch.
Aussie in bible belt merica AMA
Also on LSD.
Newcastle 4 lyfe nigga.
Urban, turban or virgin?
If i get sick, who cares?
I will go to Heaven when Jesus returns, so i'll be fine. I am not afraid of death Kings.
News is saying they should give $750 to every Australian even if they are not on welfare if convid-19 gets worse