/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1913

► Detected: 125,819 ► Died: 4,607

>NEWS
WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
archive.is/ZleCj

Virus can live in the air for several hours
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NY cancels St. Patrick parade first time in 258 years
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Stockholm stops testing "to protect other patients"
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Trump says he's prepared to use full power of federal state
archive.is/wPP8z

>RESEARCH
Virus invades nervous systems
archive.is/qmc6U

Two major strains, newer is more aggressive
archive.is/WiKsp

Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
archive.is/Nr8N7

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
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>REMINDER
15 million to die, $2.4 trillion recession
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WHO: Detailed information provided in only 38% of cases
archive.is/GSeHM

Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
archive.is/KJLTZ

Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
archive.is/HpyTu

China faces shortage of testing kits
archive.is/B9czu

>LATEST CASES
20:15: 14 new cases in Brazil.
19:50: 72 new cases in Denmark.
19:36: 4 new cases in Brazil.
19:04: 102 new cases in Denmark.
19:02: 107 new cases in Norway.
18:52: 64 new cases and 1 new death in Sweden. This is the first death in Sweden.
18:52: 98 new cases and 5 new deaths in Spain.

>MORE (LINKS, NEWS, RESEARCH, VIDEOS, GUIDES)
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twitter.com/search?q=#Conte&src=trend_click&f=video
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foldingathome.org/
castanet.net/news/BC/279169/Social-media-and-classifieds-toilet-paper-offers-have-skyrocketed#279169
jyllands-posten.dk/indland/ECE12003467/danmark-lukker-ned-i-to-uger/
insee.fr/fr/statistiques/2418102?p1=it&p2=eu28&annee=2080
washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2018/04/27/bill-gates-calls-on-u-s-to-lead-fight-against-a-pandemic-that-could-kill-millions/
cnbc.com/2020/02/27/california-is-monitoring-8400-people-for-the-coronavirus.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7955337/X-rays-effect-killer-virus-33-year-olds-vital-organs.html
qz.com/1802035/china-sees-surge-in-coronavirus-of-close-to-15000-new-cases/
realityblurred.com/realitytv/2020/02/amazing-race-33-production-suspended-coronavirus/
gulfnews.com/world/gulf/bahrain/coronavirus-7-new-cases-in-bahrain-total-up-to-33-1.1582762459475
forbes.com/sites/isabeltogoh/2020/01/24/china-lockdown-spreads-to-33-million-people-as-coronavirus-death-toll-rises/#147034974064
edition.cnn.com/asia/live-news/coronavirus-outbreak-01-28-20-intl-hnk/h_0318fbc1b8a46f95e59a30ea034000c7
blogs.wsj.com/styleandsubstance/2020/02/28/vol-33-no-2-coronavirus/
thaipbsworld.com/thailand-reports-new-case-of-coronavirus-total-now-33/
straitstimes.com/singapore/health/coronavirus-what-we-know-about-the-3-new-singaporean-patients-confirmed-with-no
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hoodline.com/2020/01/top-boston-news-9-screened-for-coronavirus-at-logan-33-of-renters-look-to-move-elsewhere-more
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/nuccore/MN908947
twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1237401661288648705
youtu.be/7L4gZS_64ag
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51845861
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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,790 (3,158) ► International 45,029 (1,449): Italy 12,462 (827) Iran 9,000 (354) S. Korea 7,755 (60) France 2,281 (48) Spain 2,262 (54) Germany 1,908 (3) USA 1,123 (36) D. Princess 696 (7) Switzerland 652 (4) Japan 639 (15) Netherlands 503 (5) Sweden 500 (1) UK 456 (8) Belgium 314 (3) Australia 127 (3) H. Kong 126 (3) Canada 104 (1) Iraq 71 (7) S. Marino 62 (2) Lebanon 61 (2) Egypt 60 (1) Thailand 59 (1) Philippines 49 (1) Taiwan 48 (1) Ireland 43 (1) Indonesia 34 (1) Argentina 19 (1) Albania 15 (1) Panama 8 (1) Bulgaria 7 (1) Morocco 6 (1) Norway 629 Denmark 514 Qatar 262 Austria 246 Bahrain 195 Singapore 178 Malaysia 149 Greece 99 Israel 97 Czechia 94 Iceland 85 UAE 74 Kuwait 72 India 62 Finland 59 Portugal 59 Slovenia 57 Brazil 52 Romania 47 Vietnam 38 Poland 31 Palestine 30 Georgia 24 Chile 23 S. Arabia 21 Algeria 20 Russia 20 Croatia 19 Pakistan 19 Oman 18 Ecuador 17 Estonia 16 C. Rica 13 Hungary 13 Peru 13 S. Africa 13 Serbia 12 Azerbaijan 11 Brunei 11 Macao 10 Latvia 10 Slovakia 10 Belarus 9 Colombia 9 Mexico 8 Maldives 8 Afghanistan 7 Luxembourg 7 Macedonia 7 Tunisia 7 Bosnia 7 Cyprus 6 Malta 6 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 French Guiana 5 Paraguay 5 Senegal 4 Cambodia 3 Lithuania 3 Bangladesh 3 Martinique 3 Moldova 3 Nigeria 2 S. Lanka 2 Bolivia 2 Burkina Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Chan. Isl. 2 Faeroes 2 Honduras 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Ivory Coast 1 Congo 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Jamaica 1 Liechtenstein 1 Mongolia 1 Réunion 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1 Turkey 1

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RIP Spain

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>Corona-chan Vending Machine
>MEGA archive: mega.nz/#F!zO4WGKCB!LtgCyS6blDgLm5xLhJZOYg

Send me new coronas to add to the archive.
If you want something, find it in the archive.

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Trump is infected
Trump is infected
Trump is infected
Trump is infected
PROOFS: twitter.com/lucasrohan/status/1237844939943235585

>everyone over the age of 17 dies and earth is inherited by cunnies
:3

reminder

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Lol we're doomed.
It's been fun

Imagine eating this adorable creature in a soup. Unthinkable. Fucking chinks.

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Seattle is going to hell 4 hours from me. They are going to take us down with them.

all this anxiety is making me want to watch porn and coom

help

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youtu.be/PCcclerLu_w

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I feel like my cough worsened in the span of a couple hours
What do I do?

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Don't touch your face

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Pray tonight anons, it's actually happening.

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How are normies reacting to this right now? Are your coworkers taking this seriously or is it still "just the flu" to them?

My bus driver just said very worried that we aren't disinfecting buses in the Okanagan. Says they'll just shut down public transit if infection spreads lol.

Someone post more bouncing asian boobies to relieve some of the stress.

>tfw the only countries that are gonna make it are Mongolia and North Korea

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WHICH ARE YOU

0-1 = Unprepared
2 = Prepper
3 = Armed Prepper
4-5 = Criminal Element
6-7 = Raider
8-9 = Workforce

Du8s= Warlord

The Unprepared
They will be easy to destroy and take from them. Most likely will starve, resort to desperation and die in the first weeks/months.

Prepper
They spent ages hoarding and preparing for the doomsdays. Most of them won't put up a fight; the smartest ones will try to convince enemies they will prove to be useful, but the loot comes first.

Armed Prepper
A prepper that advanced enough levels, or already started with gear and high stats. They won't be the first victims, but will most likely perish unless they move on to raiding and/or moving. The supplies aren't endless after all.

The Criminal Element
They will do what they do best, but being out and about will improve their chance of infection and reduce ability to recover, due to the poor lifestyle.

Raider
Those who will see opportunities and take what others have for themselves. Most of them armed, others will just loot useless stashes and houses, hoping for a lucky drop.

Warlord
Will recruit clans, minions and workers to do their bidding. The actual smart, powerful and resourceful people. The warlords who just have resources as a leverage won't last long.

Workforce
The actually skilled and useful people to rebuild societies and little tribes. A very strong workforce is usually going to be a leader and have a lot of influence in the grand scheme of things

If I live until the grid goes down, how long does it take until the slaughter starts?
What's the number of days that a society can go without electricity, until the point of "no return" is reached?
On what day do the military and police forces break apart and vigilantism starts?
So, how many days after the blackout should I wait until I can surely shoot myself?

>still no videos from italy, france, japan, germany of people collapsing in the streets

tl;dr GLOWNIGGER HOAX VIRUS

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>earth is inherited by cunnies
I think you mean Zoomers

I can't wait until shtf and I can start shooting chinks on sight

What is say, I dont speak spic

HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".


WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.


WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
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21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
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19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
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14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
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31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
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Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
archive.is/6NGuH

Virus invades nervous systems
archive.is/qmc6U

Time to stockpile videogames

they are now moving towards 'wait is this actually something serious?' since like 2 days ago

WHERE THE FUCK IS LOOKNER I GET HOME I WANNA CRACK SOME BEERS AND WATCH A COMFY HAPPENING STREAM THIS LANKY FUCK IS NAPPING IN THE MOST EVENTFUL MOMENTS OF THE ENTIRE CRISIS YYYEESAASIUUUYGGGGGHHHHHHRRTRTTTTTHHHHHHHH FUCK.

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(((Stimulus package and payroll tax cuts for businesses)))

Have some chink boobs

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>when you take credit for stopping a bioweapon you created even though you had ample warning to act quickly and dissuaded other countries from taking precautionary measures

Lie on your stomach, take albuterol if you have it, that's all a hospital would do for you here in the US right now, besides maybe hooking you up to a saline drip which is snake oil anyway, and only in the worst case.

>OJ PREPARING FOR CORONAVIRUS
OJ PREPARING FOR CORONAVIRUS
>OJ PREPARING FOR CORONAVIRUS
OJ PREPARING FOR CORONAVIRUS
>OJ PREPARING FOR CORONAVIRUS
OJ PREPARING FOR CORONAVIRUS
>OJ PREPARING FOR CORONAVIRUS

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A lot of them are pointing out the "2% mortality rate" so I gave up on them. I'll survive in the end and they won't.

streamable.com/d23cn

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>implying this wasn't a lab created bioweapon
bats are still cute

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No it doesnt its not even real
>but but Bill Gates would never lie to me!!!!

Fucking imbecile lmao

Guys I just discovered that our Prime Minister is worshipped by 14 years old like k pop shit
Everytime he does a speech on TV girls go crazy about it

I'm not fucking joking, just scroll through this shit
twitter.com/search?q=#Conte&src=trend_click&f=video

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mongolia already locked cities down though

I think the biggest question is why the fuck aint you brits doing ANYTHING TO CONTAIN IT? Even us fucking south Irish are getting our act together. What's happening over in Britain?

Something is very very off about this image

Still not remotely concerning to my retard boomer co-workers.
>t. Dallas, TX

Imagine being pushed down a slope, sliding down along long lines of razor blades about 2 cm apart

rolling

They are nice but any bare ones in a webm like 2 threads ago?

went from "just a flu" to "just a flu, but let us take handwashing a bit more serious"

How many days worth of food do you guys suggest to stockpile. I have about 1 month's worth for two people. Not including what we use day to day

Shit, not long ago we had the first case in my city (a woman that came back from the vacation in Shitaly), and now my mom told me that one of her friends works at the same place, where's everyone is shocked right now.

STILL 0 BLACK DEATHS

IT"S OVER WHITEBOYS

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>implying I don't pray every night

Is the community of Madrid going to close?
Right now it is a measure that is NOT on the table in any of the scenarios they are evaluating

Health minister Spain

Normies in Denmark are all panic buying right now.

I'm good for 2 weeks on my regular diet, got months worth of emergency food and supplies. Lmao.

my mum (64 with asthma and diabetes) is still saying it's "just the flu"

shitting myself tbqh, can't get through to her

Hey user, how do you like your nothingburger cooked?

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Flamingo

I literally did nothing to prepare so I fail to see how a roll would help

I'm genuinely just waiting for the situation to get really bad in Brazil so I can kill every single nigger in my city.

Do you think it will slow down by June?

I am ready! LET'S GO

youtu.be/Is_Z2K7guKs
>lab bioweapon
>infecting bats with it
>bats end up in trash
>chink takes it to the wet market
>infects entire country
>government demolishes evidence
check

BRAZIL GIVE THE VIRUS TO TRUMP
BRAZIL GIVE THE VIRUS TO TRUMP
BRAZIL GIVE THE VIRUS TO TRUMP

Happenings are all fun and games up until it actually happens.

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I've been washing my hands 30 or 40 times a day like they say, and I'm starting to get some chafing, and it hurts pretty bad. I'm not sure how much longer I can keep this up.

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They're dying in their homes. An Italian guu posted on Twitter that he was stuck in his apartment with his dead sister longer than 24 hours

Nice we need MORE

>normies dying in the streets
>Yas Forums playing bideo gaems together

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Overrolled

Reminder that this is the mindset of boomers flying all over the world.
>just a cough and fever

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NRW-Bernd here.
Bought myself a gaming notebook.
A win-win situation.
If i die, i die like i lived.
If not, i will shoot anyone trying to enter my apartment.
If the crisis passes, i will have spent my money for a notebook.

I smoke, ~3 cigarettes avg each day.
How fucked am i if corona chan hits me?
Ive read smokers end up on IC more often

Marshal law tonight

Now that the crash has been cemented what are the odds the send all these foreign fuck visa holders back where they belong?

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user you are donating your extra CPU/GPU cycles to Folding@home right? They now have a projected dedicated to Corona-chan
foldingathome.org/

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Office just mandated everyone works from home starting tomorrow until further notice.

I have no way to verify this, but was told by a family member who works at the CDC in Atlanta.

Executives have left voicemails to her indicating to begin preparing food/supplies for a 14-day nationwide quarantine in the United States. Timeline stated within the next two weeks in the US. This will likely include grocery stores.

Not saying to panic, but it's better to have food in bulk just in case

You're nothing because nothing accounted for trips. Sorry mate

was thinking of getting a helios 300 myself, what did ya get

>Budinsky

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buy hand balm/moisturizer dumb dumb

Next they are going to be like "what are these dead bodies in the streets!" "I have to step over them, how inconvenient!"

Use hand lotion/moisturizer.
How is that not common sense?
Were you just waiting for your skin to peel off?

okay, pol. It's finally fucking crabbening. Are you all happy now?

—Is Madrid Community [+1000 cases] going to be closed?

[Health minister]: "lol nope"

Workforce get

You're a wetback nigger if you think they're going to do anything.

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Boss was making jokes on monday
Nothing tuesday
Today, seemed to take it more seriously

We can all work from home if it gets bad but he wants some of us to come in on Friday to get some drinks in before it goes into total lockdown mode.

This is the last attempt of the chink to destroy us before he destroy them.

castanet.net/news/BC/279169/Social-media-and-classifieds-toilet-paper-offers-have-skyrocketed#279169
>posting satire as fact
Fuck boomers

blazed and tar(d)pilled

You are kill

You are confused. 3 Germans have already died to this virus.

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Ramy Im scared

>Yesterday everyone mocked me for not wanting to give handshakes

>Now everyone is avoid making ''le funny handshakes''

Always be one step ahead

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El Salvador will be under quarantine. President said that is better to do it before any case is here not like pastas. Borders closed. Suspended schools and universities and no 500+ people gatherings allowed for 21 days. No foreigners can enter and Salvadorian people coming back will be placed under quarantine for 30 days.

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I haven't cringed this hard in a while.

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Same situation here. The buses are filthy. Only shitskins and cripples use them though so might be a blessing in disguise.

qt

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>not using it for memecoins

AFTER 514 INFECTED, DENMARK GOES INTO ALMOST TOTAL LOCKDOWN - ORDER FROM THE PRIME MINISTER

>ALL SCHOOLS, DAYCARES AND EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTIONS CLOSED FOR 2+ WEEKS STARTING FRIDAY, ALL PUBLIC WORKERS WITHOUT CRITICAL JOBS TO BE SENT HOME FOR 2+ WEEKS WITH PAY. ALL PRIVATE INSTITUTIONS ARE ENCOURAGED TO DO THE SAME.
>NO EVENTS WITH 100+ PEOPLE ALLOWED
>ONLY SELECT FEW COUNTRIES ALLOWED TO BE TRAVELED TO
>ALL HOSPITAL AND NURSING HOMES ARE STRONGLY ENCOURAGED TO HAVE NO VISITORS WHAT-SO-EVER FOR 2+ WEEKS.
>ALL PUBLIC IN-DOOR LIBRARIES, CULTURE INSTITUTIONS (RELIGIOUS SHIT) AND LEISURE ACTIVITIES CLOSED FOR TWO WEEKS BY FRIDAY
>GOVERNMENT LOOKS AT THE POSSIBILITY OF PUTTING MORE RESTRICTIONS IN PLACE WHEN TRAVELING TO DENMARK, SUCH AS FORCED HEALTHCHECK ON ARRIVAL, POSSIBLE FORCED QUARANTINE UPON ARRIVAL FROM RED ZONES, POSSIBLE DENIAL OF ENTRY FROM ORANGE & RED ZONES IF YOU'RE AN IMMIGRANT
>"MORE REQUIREMENTS CAN AND WILL BE PUT IN PLACE IF NECESSARY"

SOURCE: jyllands-posten.dk/indland/ECE12003467/danmark-lukker-ned-i-to-uger/

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Stop coughing

First time since the creation of these memes that hey are actually called for.

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how is that supposed to help

You'll never be as charming as the Spanish chef.

vitamin C and D junkies WYA?
this bitch virus wont kill a sour nigga

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roll
let them die

can You disinfect a medical mask and reuse? I’m trying to conserve these for wear around the house while my dumbass sister is clueless. Got goggles too and wearing those. Just want to know how many wears I can get. Saving my respirator and P100 for when SHTF.

China beat it though right?

I will never get a girlfiend. Fuck. FUck this virus. I'm going to die by this disease a fucking virgin and I'll never get a girl. Fuck this. I want to ascend from the Carnal Realm to a higher plane where I am not tormented by the temptation of the flesh.

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IMPORTANT INFO IN TOMORROWS NEWSPAPERS

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Dumbass you can’t use battery fluid from autozone

*coof*

death toll is so high in Italy because they have a lot of eldery

source of the pic for anyone interested
insee.fr/fr/statistiques/2418102?p1=it&p2=eu28&annee=2080

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I'm дpyг

>Budinski

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Heard a few of them talking about preparing a few days ago.

cool story bro

Calling out CRO/SRB anons who got that WhatsApp message saying we’re in deep shit and that the gov will make IT public soon.
We have to put a stop to fake news if we can!

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Is Rugani the first celebrity to get infected? Should be interesting to see how a top tier athlete turns out from it, they won't be able to hide it either

...

Rollerino

>12-page racing pullout
do brits really?

Cause blacks don't travel. They can't afford it. As soon as it hits the black communities, it'll spread like wildfire. Especially the deaths.

thats a mans ass

Egypt had some deaths.

Rollin

vitamin c makes it worse

Still in extreme denial.

Rolling?

Roll

“just wash your hands bro”

Time to start deporting chink students

Rollin

you WILL survive user and you WILL feel that cunny

Say sike right now

Help?

There is nothing that can save us now

Based

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SAUDI more than 2x
>SAUDI more than 2x

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Normies don't give a shit. They'll continue gathering and coughing everywhere, especially now when they don't have to go to school.

Lucky you

No
Your filter will be ruined

To be fair, there's absolutely nothing any government can do.

Beat wut? The record for largest quarantine in history?

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Roll it up.

Roll me up famalam.

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Make America Put Chinks In Cages Again

His livelihood is to do nothing and sit in his ass holy fuck why are jews so insufferable i still like him though

s-so.. i get to live?

These threads are the most fun I've had on Yas Forums in years

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Seems they are not closing my college because they have to first survey students to ask if they have internet access at home...

This isn't early 2000s everybody has internet.

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UIE IM FUCKING TERRIFIED

>virus is only going to kill a measly 33 million

why is Yas Forums shitting their pants? That's even less than the spanish flu...

you cunts promised me mad max god dammit I WANT MAD MAX

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If Biden dies does all of this go away. Isn’t it all for him really,,,,
They are already trying to skip to November even though he hasn’t the delegates. We’ll have martial law so he doesn’t have to speak in public.

I didn't think you could really mine that efficiently with that card, I got it cheep used from China. If you know a meme coin I can make some money with I am open to suggestions.

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Thoughts on polish gas mask MP-4? Is that good enough?

What's the taco saying?

Fuck you normies

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NEW: Saudi Arabia reports 24 new cases of coronavirus, more than doubling the country's total to 45 cases

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Nth for UK numbers

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SO MUCH THIS

roll. I'll just shoot myself if shtf

Witnessed

Billion people under quarantine and welded people in their homes.

what the fuck were his advisors telling him? He should imprison all of them

Taking ~4g of Vitamin C and ~8000 IU of D3 a day. Also don't forget to take an appropriate ratio of K2 with that D3.
Also got some liposomal vitamin C just now. If I actually get infected I'll just take a shitton of that each day and hope for the best.

roll

>surely shoot myself?
Don't shoot yourself user. The ZOG and the CCP should first fear your revenge

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aight thanks

let's roll

>north korea

There are reports of NK soldiers being taken away into quarantine bunkers.

Canada isn't fucking doing a thing either. Work goes uninterrupted and my 13 year old cousin comes home today and says they had a "presentation on cleanliness"
Yeah because washing your hands is going to prevent you from getting a fucking bioweapon. My country is fucked. I'm planning on getting some supplies this weekend and getting the fuck out of the city.
If it were the summertime I'd pitch a tent, but its winter so I dont know where the fuck to go. I suppose freezing to death is preferable to drowning in blood.

Memphis noggers checking in

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RIP cold weather meme

I WONT EVEN GET TO KISS TZUYU B4 GOING

Based

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ok

keep rollin' rollin' rollin'

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You'll never make enough to cover the electricity costs.

milky mommy

Yes there is and they had months to close borders/stop flights to China. You're a retard

Make a new class/edit content next time you copy the list, noob who can't into OC

based favela gangster

Rape Gang Leader

UK ANONS ITS HAPPENING

>The UK health secretary said earlier that the prime minister, Boris Johnson, is due to chair a meeting of the government’s Cobra committee on Thursday. The Press Association is reporting that ministers are expected to decide at that meeting whether or not the UK’s coronavirus response should move on from “containment” to “delay”.

DELAY PHASE TO BE ACTIVATED TOMORROW

Your in the Thompson OK aren't you? Yes we're fucked

speak european, i am no castagenttes clicking, goat herder

Yah you know its bad when i just had to lug a printer full tower and 2 monitors back to my apt. Everyone was fucking shocked when they read the email today.

Wrong kind of bat

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You now understand why there are 0 black deaths.

Smart. Respect to him for actually doing something. In Norway we still haven't shut schools and shit down, despite hundreds of new people being diagnosed every day

Um, lads, happening cancelled?

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All anti gay boomers are going to die. This is the uear of LGBT!

Been taking both daily since january, feeling p good. Would recommend.Started taking zinc as well for the past few days, but I think I've been taking too much, ended up with a headache. Maybe not recomend, even though they say it's good for you.

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Most people keep pushing the "it's just the flu bro" or "it only kills super old people bro" bullshit memes. I've done my part trying to warn them. They've dug their graves, now they can lie in them.

what a (((coincidence))) its as if this fake virus is not real.

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WTF bros our Prime Minister is an Apple faggot

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Just stop you're so fucking retarded.
>You have no recovered therefor you have 100% fatality.
>come back in 2 weeks

As much as you can afford, better safe than sorry.

So 3-11 was basically day that normies began to take Coronavirus serious.

They are all wearing masks and we don't, so no it will never end in the west.

What province are you in?

I’m in Ontario. They are disinfecting transit, told people to stock up, testing people with low risk and no travel history to epicentres, plus people are starting to switch to working from home, and others are prepping. We have no community transmission yet.

Looks like fun

they're going to drop to zero because there won't be anyone left to die in wuhan

exactly which is why I never bothered. I got the card at first to play with and hack it to run games with the output routed to an onboard video card.
Then Corona-chan happened and I figured why not fold with it for a while

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Still just a flu. My boss thinks he's smarter than everyone else because he is going with "the science", even though the science can't even fucking determine the death rate or whether or not it's aerosolised. That fucking boomer is going to get some of my family members killed because he's "smarter" than everyone else. Fucking scumbag.

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Don’t worry guys Jared Kushner is writing the address to the nation tonight.

Those fucking gulls

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>Bill Gates predicts 33 million deaths:
washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2018/04/27/bill-gates-calls-on-u-s-to-lead-fight-against-a-pandemic-that-could-kill-millions/

>33 infected in California:
cnbc.com/2020/02/27/california-is-monitoring-8400-people-for-the-coronavirus.html

>33 year-old Chinese victim:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7955337/X-rays-effect-killer-virus-33-year-olds-vital-organs.html

>33% increase in one day:
qz.com/1802035/china-sees-surge-in-coronavirus-of-close-to-15000-new-cases/

>Amazing race 33 cancelled from corona:
realityblurred.com/realitytv/2020/02/amazing-race-33-production-suspended-coronavirus/

>33 cases in Bahrain:
gulfnews.com/world/gulf/bahrain/coronavirus-7-new-cases-in-bahrain-total-up-to-33-1.1582762459475

>33 million locked down in China:
forbes.com/sites/isabeltogoh/2020/01/24/china-lockdown-spreads-to-33-million-people-as-coronavirus-death-toll-rises/#147034974064

>33 year-old German victim:
edition.cnn.com/asia/live-news/coronavirus-outbreak-01-28-20-intl-hnk/h_0318fbc1b8a46f95e59a30ea034000c7

>Wall street Journal vol. 33:
blogs.wsj.com/styleandsubstance/2020/02/28/vol-33-no-2-coronavirus/

>Thailand’s 33rd case:
thaipbsworld.com/thailand-reports-new-case-of-coronavirus-total-now-33/

>Singapore’s 33rd case:
straitstimes.com/singapore/health/coronavirus-what-we-know-about-the-3-new-singaporean-patients-confirmed-with-no

>Virus interrupts 33rd wedding anniversary:
inquirer.com/opinion/commentary/inq/coronavirus-symptoms-quarantine-york-county-pennsylvania-diamond-princess-20200228.html

>9 screened for corona;33% looking to relocate:
hoodline.com/2020/01/top-boston-news-9-screened-for-coronavirus-at-logan-33-of-renters-look-to-move-elsewhere-more

>the coronavirus genome ends with 33 a‘s
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/nuccore/MN908947

tl;dr GLOWNIGGER FAKE EVENT

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If it hits the poor and dangerous minorities and assuming we come out of this in one piece, this could be the best thing to solve crime since the Romans purged those upstart peasants.

PC is too complicated to use for normies.

>Chernobyl radiation gone
>Pripyat schools expect to reopen soon says Communist spokesperson

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More 16 cases in brazil we are at 68 now. It's starting to explode here the weather don't do shit against corona chan

of the 38 people that have died in the US, where can I find information on them?
I'm talking about things like their age.

Reminder that there was a closed door session in Congress today that got leaked
>expected at least 150M Americans will get infected
>total collapse of the medical system
>10M+ dead this year

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My mom was laughing at my college classes being canceled thinking it was ridiculous

Would you people shut the fuck up?
At this point its not even funny anymore. You are straight up putting out misinformation. People need to prepare and you "JUST A FLU NOTHINGBURGER" faggots are going to hurt more people. Just go and carry on about your business and shut the fuck up.

APOLOGIZE TO GREAT PRESIDENT XI AND CHINESE PEOPLE NOW
XIE XIE

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Penis

roll

Kelowna BC zero disinfectant of our buses they are owned by a foreign company

twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1237401661288648705
youtu.be/7L4gZS_64ag

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cant contain something that doesnt exist.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH 14 NEW CASES IN BRAZIL JUST RIGHT NOW
TOTAL 68

based schizto

point of no return is only available when 60% or more of the population is infected and dying in hospitals, houses, the steets or in a hole somewhere
by then the grid goes down and people that didn't prep form mobs and raiding groups.
The monster within man comes out the moment food stops coming to the grocery store and water gets cut

Here in Norway it is still socially unacceptable to prep in any way. I'm only buying up some food and supplies for a couple of weeks in case I'm getting quarantined, but my coworkers are making fun of me and calling it crazy.
>You can't think like that!
>relaaxx

One of them said today that if I got sick I had all of them to help me shop. A nice gesture sure, but they can't imagine that most of them would be out of action or have their hands full with helping their own family out.

No one can imagine routine will be broken in any way. At the same time neighboring countries are closing schools and the government comes with new restrictions daily.

Some of these people have kids to look after.

whole world goes apeshit, even if this is made, its even worse you dumbfuck

He was also with Bolsonaro a lot. Results for his test come tomorrow.

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I'm unprepared so what does it matter.

posting thread disinfectant

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>UK cabinet minister self-isolates after coronavirus test
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51845861
Who do you think it is? My money's on Priti Patel

well, experts say there is no evidence that masks protect you, also you shouldn't buy them because medical staff, military and police need them to protect them from infection.

>Chinese government expert