Brit/pol/ - Old Testament Edition

>UK more nostalgic for empire than other ex-colonial powers
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/11/uk-more-nostalgic-for-empire-than-other-ex-colonial-powers

>Coronavirus confirmed as pandemic by World Health Organization
bbc.co.uk/news/world-51839944
>Coronavirus: UK-EU Brexit trade talks could be called off due to Covid-19 outbreak
lbcnews.co.uk/uk-news/coronavirus-uk-eu-brexit-trade-talks-covid-19/

>Coronavirus: Health minister Nadine Dorries tests positive
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51827356

>Prince Harry reveals his and Meghan Markle’s agony over Megxit in call to hoaxers posing as Greta Thunberg
thesun.co.uk/news/11144268/prince-harry-megxit-hoaxers-greta-thunberg/

>Government refusal to publish ‘characteristics’ research could be debated by MPs after 100,000 sign petition
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/grooming-gangs-review-petition-home-office-characteristics-research-debate-a9388746.html

>Brexit department officials scrambled to help coronavirus planning, as PM narrowly avoids humiliating Huawei defeat
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-news-live-coronavirus-huawei-brexit-trade-deal-eu-trump-latest-a9389416.html

>Heinz launch new beans and spaghetti hoops combination in the same can
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/heinz-launch-new-beans-spaghetti-21585385

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It's darker than piss out here tonight boys.

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>beans and spaghetti hoops combination in the same can
Dem soufers just aint righ'

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Starting Planting Seeds

>1000 mixed wildflower seeds for £1.99

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Do what little you can to make Britain less shit.

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But guys, what about dey budget, it very import duuuuuh

Should I masturbate tonight or wait out the urges and find a tinder whore for the weekend?

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>tinder whore
Stop being a disgusting degenerate manwhore and act in a way that doesn't erode the foundations of our society.

but think of the pair bonding

>Toronto United Empire Loyalists checking in!

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>Boris Johnson is accused of playing 'roulette with lives' as UK's EIGHTH coronavirus patient dies: PM urged to close schools, ban football matches and order country to work from home as WHO declares pandemic
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8100411/Number-UK-coronavirus-cases-soars-456.html
boris should be executed for this.

>"There was clear evidence that professionals at the time were aware these young people were being sexually exploited, and that this was generally perpetrated by a group of older Asian men. [...] Perpetrators appeared to be operating in "plain sight", hanging around in cars outside care homes and foster homes and returning young people to their care addresses. [...] The age of the children [...] who were being exploited, ranged from 12 to 16. [...] A child begged her carers to get her away from Manchester as she was too involved with Asian men. She disclosed than an Asian man known by his nickname "made her do things she didn't want to do." [...] we found clear evidence in the social care files that the young people were not well served or protected by the statutory agencies."

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Ended up watching Joker. It was shite. 2 hours of my life wasted. Dont know what the hype was all about. Wish id seen the replies when I asked earlier before watching advising me not to bother.

Welcome, welcome.

nth for fucking spastics doing absolutely nothing about a pandemic and themselves being among the first 400 victims LMFAOoo

i'm on call and i cant relax

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>tfw no Daughter of Albion gf

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All it takes is one catastrophic event to kill millions of people. All infectious outbreaks, all terror attacks, all asteroids are potential catastrophic events.

You may say that you are more likely to get killed on a ladder than by sharks. But you would still prefer to be in the boat instead of out when passing through shark infested waters.

Panic and anxiety are not evolutionary adaptations for no reason, they help us to survive even if they seem to overreact.

A retarded bureaucrat or academic who has forever lived in a box will not understand this. This also applies to most people who go through public schooling, the mandatory 'box'.

based
just throw seeds fucking everywhere, it'll be a right laugh
it is the duty of EVERY brit/pol/er to guerrilla-garden.

I watched a clip of that where he was on the TV show with Robert DeNiro and the joker seemed a bit...gay desu.

Bring back hanging of paki nonces

>shills for tories
What did she mean by this?

Just relax m8.

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Yeah, because being inside all day with no female interaction is upholding my civic duty to the nation. The fuck are you talking about?
Most of the women on that app are birth controlled up to the ovaries, their oxytocin supply was depleted long ago.

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for me it's yew/fir/alder seedballs

When did she do that?

>bump for truth. Flowers are the easiest single way to combat the brutalistic horror of marxist ideology.

Plus, they are good for the environment :)

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find a real human bean who loves you and wants to cuddle you to sleep every night

Yo

I will be going to London this Friday. How are things over there bongs?

oooh fancy!

>guerrilla-garden.
That's the spirit m9
>yew/fir/alder seedballs
advice on guerrilla-gardening please.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=wkn17h9c3xU

the face contortions betray the middle-aged woman behind the AI filter

>"pimping of white females by black and ethnic-minority men can be a type of revenge against whites. "My parents ran a grocery shop," says Hussein, who admits to being part of the pimping gangs in the late 1990s. [...] "White people treated them like shit" [...] Hussein says he took "great pleasure" in having young, white girls at his beck and call."

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Where do I find one of those then lad?

Kek

buy seedballs and chuck them everywhere

i want a straight boyfriend

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>advice on guerrilla-gardening
plant fruit bushes (currants, gooseberries etc) - quite permanent and people love 'em

Dont kek me, am i fucked or nah?

fir is non native unless you mean Scots Pine that is.
>yew will take longer than your lifetime to grow into a tree

redpill me on the budget

>"My parents ran a grocery shop,"
>"White people treated them like shit"

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>advice on guerrilla-gardening please.
>If you want to make delayed protest art consider the following: mix up an equal amount of moss/lichen with buttermilk in a blender at high speed. Paint your message on a wall of your choice (no direct sun). Wait until it starts to grow and you have top tier guerilla propaganda :)

Guys, we are on the brink of an epochal collapse. COVID-19 is the first chance we've had since the 2'nd World War to truly redefine our Empire. This is the moment for us to come together and spread our classic virtues around the world once more.

Burn identity politics to death and return to the ancient wisdom of Christ. This era is our chance to leave something better and more beautiful for our children. We can accomplish what took our ancestors centuries in the span of a decade - without any major wars.

oh and plant old potatoes which have started sprouting in your cupboard

it's all debt and we're all fucked and we need more immigrants

What an absurd cope. Worst part about corona is that it's turned the sub-90 IQ morons into resenting East Asians, whilst maintaining its worship of the genocidal n*gro.
Arctic Alliance now!
Up the Eurasian Front!

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all fine

faceblind autist

>being inside all day with no female interaction is upholding my civic duty to the nation
Okay coomer retard.
Not having one night stands is doing your duty to the nation.
Get a fucking girlfriend you faggot.

Nah insect people are awful, all these pandemics come from there. MacArthur should’ve been given the green light.

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>"Sarah described how she was slapped and called a white bitch, how she was beaten, strangled, kicked and punched and how she'd lost count of the times and places and of the numbers of men that had paid for her. [...] The kidnap gang were ruthless and bent on making Sarah utterly dependent on them. [...] She was raped, beaten and made to swallow strong sedatives every day to make her docile. During her ordeal she had eight abortions, five of them overseen by the same doctor at an NHS hospital and others in illegal backstreet clinics. [...] Sickeningly, she says, at one stage a Muslim officer turned off the tape recorder during an interview with her and told her to drop allegations against on of her attackers 'because of lack of evidence.' [...] 'The police officer came from the same community as the gang and has since been imprisoned for child sex crimes himself,' she says now." [...] Last week, she tells me, she received a call from "Jerry". He had discovered her number but, thankfully, not her secret address. 'Hello white trash,' said the gang leader menacingly, before cutting off the call."

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i cant tell if that the same person or not

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I'm not really bothered about non-native plants, they can coexist. Just look at Ascension Island; plants drawn together from all across the world formed their own unique ecosystem. The odd fir isn't going to hurt.

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>it's just a flu, bro
it's more like SARS + AIDS and it's as contagious as measles. you don't even know you have it until it's been in your body for a month, then it hits you hard with pneumonia and organ damage. if you somehow pull through, you only have reinfection waiting for you, which is always fatal.

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You are correct, I now despise the Asian woman for perfectly rational and definitely not corona-related reasons.

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I'm not proposing anything, but if this guy was found in an alley in Minecraft with his brains bashed in I wouldn't be terribly upset.

WHERE YOU FUCKER
WHERE

Those fucking cunts need exterminating

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>Rotherham and the grooming gangs are the end result of poisonous doctrines which infiltrated your seminaries over a century ago.

It is easy to spot great evil. Even those most blind among us can still see the atrocious wrong. What is more insidious and ultimately more destructive, are the cool lies being spread from the hijacked pulpits of our Empire. In a land where Men once fought and died for truth, children are sacrificed for lies. Blame the Reverend before the politician. Both are execretable but the former cloaks himself in righteousness while the latter hides behind the coin of mammon.

Ready to bug out now lads its in my shitty little 10k population town. Got pretty much everything i need, just gonna get more whisky, ketchup chicken for the freezer tomorrow

Splendid idea user. My local council did this next to a bunch of main roads last year and it looked great

>where
Outside.

Similar experience. It was okay (not crap but not good either) for an story about an crazy person but it didn't live up to the hype and was an prequel that might fit in with the Batman movie series with Christian Bale.

Only good part for me was DeNiro getting wasted and the second might be the Joker having to let the midget out after killing the big guy.

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Just bee yourself

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first for cup of beans

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It was in a secondary school just around the corner

>The UK health secretary said earlier that the prime minister, Boris Johnson, is due to chair a meeting of the government’s Cobra committee on Thursday. The Press Association is reporting that ministers are expected to decide at that meeting whether or not the UK’s coronavirus response should move on from “containment” to “delay”.
>Moving to delay would mean social distancing measures could be brought in, such as restricting public gatherings, and more widespread advice to stay at home.

Footies cancelled lads.

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Its 5 days on average for symptoms to show. Stop using /cvg/ as your source of info. Pretty much everything in those threads are complete shit. Over 60k people have recovered so far while only 4k dead. It's not a good thing but it's not what all those doom posting faggots make it out to be

Okay, I shall go outside, into my street, walking up and down and asking women if they'd like a drink.
Brilliant, thanks.

Ask yourself why you deserve a wife? What have you accomplished? What have you defended? Whom have you liberated? If you died today, who could describe your reputation as "great"? A true woman will enter your life once it is worth entering. Until then, you can continue in your self abasement and self defilement but it will only lead you further from the destiny you may have otherwise achieved.

>""I'd been for one of those walks with a man called Jav - another nickname. [...] He was horrible, said filthy things, and he did hurt me. He even bit me. [...] about a week later, Tarik's leading me over to a man, round the loading bay in the mall, and it's this Jav again. [...] I pulled myself away from Tarik, and made a run for it. [...] Tarik soon caught up with me. [...] He flung me face first against a wall, and jabbed me in the back with his fists. [...] 'You disrespect me like that in front of my friend - I'll kill you, you little bitch!'"

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a council did something that isn't destructive, stupid, shitty, rubbish, ugly, and crap? i don't believe you

>Its 5 days on average for symptoms to show.
you again

kill yourself spastic

i had sex 9 months before you were born so stop telling me to have sex

get your seeds out lads
>buy seedballs and chuck them everywhere
based and simple
>plant fruit bushes
Amazing and wholesome, you can get them ready to grow from poundland.
Build a nice post-apocalyptic garden.
>oh and plant old potatoes which have started sprouting in your cupboard

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>Over 60k people have recovered
you never "recover".

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My biological clock is a mess. It feels like teatime.
I think I'll walk around outside shouting into my phone and pretend I've just got back from a long stay with powerful Jews in New York.

will matches just go on without an audience? think i saw that for some other countries

When are we going to kill all these pakis lads?

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This isn't the end result, it's a result, but there's still far to go before reaching the bottom of this pit.

>"On the video, she told police that when she tried to stop working for Choudry, he called her a "little white slag" and a "little white bastard". He then pinned her to the ground and raped her, she said."

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based floweranon

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Triples confirm.

Please not me user.

Mate, I can't even get a woman to talk to me on dating apps. My University is listed, that is the most I can accomplish at my age. The fuck am I supposed to do? I don't need to be a millionaire to just have A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND

The only spastic here is you. You happening fags are the biggest morons on the planet. If you think this is some bad you should kill yourself. Better than dying to the chink flu. Mongoloid, hope you've stocked up on toilet paper kek

I think they will cancel the completely, football clubs with multi million pound squads wont like taking the risk of their players travelling around the country potentially picking up the virus.

Guess we will found out tomorrow...

Go out and meet a woman in real life then lad.

>""You're a dirty fucking bitch!", [Malick] snarled. "You're a filthy white slut and I'm going to clean you, so you can be mine. [...] All English girls are slags, white slags." [...] With a wide grin of excitement he pushed me down on the bed, tore down my pants and pulled my legs apart. I was filled with terror as he forced the rough-bristled brush inside me, tearing my skin to shreds [...] I didn't want to stay on the bed, so I pulled the bloodied eiderdown around me and crawled over to the corner, next to the wardrobe, leaving a dark red trail."

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I've just ran out of wine, will the middle classes have panic bought it all when I go to the supermarket tomorrow?

>Footies cancelled lads.
Is this how national stability ends?

Sure you dont. That's why it's under control and China and they arent all dead

it's nothing

>This pit has no bottom. The only way out is to turn around right now. COVID-19 is our opportunity to reunite the realms. We are going to witness a global economic collapse. Revive the imperial trade deals. Rebuild our society along the lines of God, King, Country. This is the first real opportunity we've had since the second world war. Last time around we were too tired to pull it off and couldn't hope to outcompete either the USA or USSR. This time we already have functional realms around the entire world, true international respect and goodwill, and the capacity to act as a great power buffer - neutral between the resultant poles (US-Russia).

have any friends that have girlfriends? get to know the girl and then get introduced to her friends.
i won't tell you again

>bazza kicking old women out the way while frenzied panic buying slabs of carling

>here's your reporting, bro

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>"I was really scared [...] their family members were sending threats. I was frightened of being killed. I had seen rapes and was too terrified to say anything. [...] At the care home, I had a call [...] [they] said I would be killed."

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