/ptg/ President Trump General - Gropey Joe Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump presents Presidential MoF to Gen Jack Keane 3/10/20
c-span.org/video/?470215-1/
youtu.be/sZwsblO0t8w
>Pres Trump comments to reporters @US Capitol 3/10/20
c-span.org/video/?470230-1/
youtu.be/Yu8Q1ZGbNPk
>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Health Insurance CEOs 3/10/20
c-span.org/video/?470210-1/
youtu.be/z2LVY7JMSA8
>WH Press Brief (VP Pence/Corona-chan Task Force) 3/10/20
c-span.org/video/?470216-1/
>FLotUS Melania @PTA Legislative Conf on BE BEST 3/10/20
c-span.org/video/?470212-1/
>HHSSec Azar @Hatch Center on Biosimilars 3/10/20
youtu.be/QVqc58cZijM
youtu.be/-qbl3y4spLE
twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1OdJrqmrnqzGX (full)
>HHSSec Azar on (((FakeNews))) 3/10/20
youtu.be/HCieeYNDUEY
>NECDir Kudlow on Ingraham 3/10/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6140334664001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on Hannity 3/10/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6140332487001
>Bannon on JohnFredericksShow 3/10/20
youtu.be/zdC5OXHQ-s8
>Eric Trump on FoxNews 3/10/20
youtu.be/N1NW-svyPLc
>Eric Trump on America 1st w/Gorka 3/10/20
youtu.be/Zd3ZFsn5w3o
>Lara Trump on Hannity 3/10/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6140323920001
>Corey Lewandowski on FBN 3/10/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6140308344001/
>Corey Lewandowski on JohnFredericksShow 3/10/20
youtu.be/7T_3vzyvijA
>Trump2020PressSec McEnany on HughHewittShow 3/10/20
youtu.be/sV6W2BZ-A9c

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MAGA

RESHORE ALL MANUFACTURING AND REINVIGORATE DOMESTIC AMERICAN PRODUCTION

I AM OUT OF A RELAXING SHOWER AND I STILL HATE OFFSHORING!
WHAT IS THIS, NIGHTTIME IN NIGERIA? LOOK AT ALL OF THESE NIGGERS! STOP ARGUING WITH EACH OTHER AND BE PRODUCTIVE.

If I am able to explain to my mom the resulting damage to our country from offshoring our production, and get her to agree with me that relying on chinks for our nation's medical supplies is fucking retarded, then you ought to do it too.

I don't agree with her saying chinks are all greedy, but I do agree with her when she says she's seen them trying to make a dollar out of fifteen cents.

Call your or other people's representatives and senators at state and federal level you niggers. Email them, write letters like the boomers do which apparently works, and screech at their offices autistically. I don't think anything will come out of this, but it's better to be safe than sorry now isn't it. It makes no sense for you to come down here and whine impotently like how jews do about how one faggoty failed Austrian painter supposedly killing millions of their kind.

>The fact people fail to understand that, considering the people manning the federal government (the blokes answering phones, for instance) are the same as 40 years ago and trained by the same as 80 years ago, no wonder that
>THEY DON’T GIVE A FUCK FOR INTERNET OUTRAGE
But clogged phone lines? That get forwarded very fast to representatives and the executive as feedback from their base.

DO NOT GET COMPLACENT. START SCREECHING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS NOW, NIGGERS. DO IT MY FRENS. START SCREECHING AT EVERY FUCKING CONGRESSNIGGER.

THIS IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN SOME SANDNIGGERS AND BLYATS LOWBALLING EACH OTHER OVER OIL PRODUCTION
>THIS IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN SOME SANDNIGGERS AND BLYATS LOWBALLING EACH OTHER OVER OIL PRODUCTION

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MAGA

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>JoeJo will never touch your dik

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Maga

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Biden/Trump debates are going to be amazing

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MAGA and checked

tell me what substantial thing he's doing? have you seen the amount of obstruction he's facing? he's basically crying on twitter to get something ANYTHING and its an uphill.
>another pointer, please see how many are leaving the judicial watch

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>I don't agree with her saying chinks are all greedy
She's right though.

Reminder that the corona panic is a Chinese psyop.

Awoo is ridin!

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I wonder if Xi Jing Pooh has these peoples lives under threat

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I know where the original version of this came from.

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MAGA

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>wanting to do more work
good wagie

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>Three more elderly residents die of coronavirus at Washington care home where 19 have already passed away: New deadly cases announced as hazmat crews conduct a deep clean
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8101757/Clean-crews-arrive-Washington-care-home-linked-coronavirus-deaths-cases.html
the deaths keep piling up. where is trump's miracle vaccine?

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*tink tink tink*
Ahem.
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I have your attention please, I have an announcement to make.

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reminder if trump had banned all travel from china instead of trying to appease them, this happening wouldn't be a happening at all

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#ColbertIsOverParty

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Bugmen have been going nuts for about a week denying that the Chinese virus isn't a Chinese virus.

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MAGA

Journalists are no different than the shills here.
They literally can't say what they would have had the president do instead.

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ATTENTION, ATTENTION
President Nigger Trumpenkot has an announcement for the whole nation.

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I just saw Biden's dentures almost fell out.

twitter.com/E2Tha/status/1237574706082926593

Remember when they said Drumpf had dentures when he got dry mouth? Literally everything they've ever accused Trump of, actually applies to Joe Biden. I expect him to say nigger before April.

You promise to never shave your fucking head again?

Funny how every plague starts in China.

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amazon.com/Book-Taboo-Against-Knowing-Who/dp/0679723005

They know it's a bioweapon. This sudden denial combined with Trump classifying HHS meetings paints a very interesting picture.

It's the same people. You've probably called some famous reporter a nigger here before.

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youtube.com/watch?v=ReEcVSaiKcM
DEMON SLAYER

It's been that way for centuries. Even the Black Death came from there.

>the virus that first started in China isn't chinese
Peak chink brain.

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>innuendo of such seriousness affects not only the individual concerned, but also the whole reputation of the American government
>just dancing around the claim without ever answering it
was CIA propaganda ever good?

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twitter.com/L0gg0l/status/1237859757047689217
>The guy right next to Trump is the communications aide of Brazil's president Bolsonaro. He is now showing coronavirus symptoms and is being tested
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
TRUMP WAS EXPOSED
>TRUMP WAS EXPOSED
TRUMP WAS EXPOSED
>TRUMP WAS EXPOSED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>he thought the Democrat Plantation was just a meme

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There's so many women here though. Sure I can shitpost in my office but they always stop in for something. During a normal work day I would get hours to myself if I wanted. I used to be able to control the thermostat to my office. I miss my bird and fox family outside my window.

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>those stupidly wide hips
>people thought she was a tranny
Lmao what were you people even doing for years kek

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No more large crowd events biden bros

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Wouldn't be the first time they almost did

>Chinese in denial about Chinese virus
The China Syndrome.

>No more large crowd events biden bros

There never were any, so...

>Journalists are no different than the shills here.
You haven't realized they're the same thing?

There is a debate coming up. It might happen.

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Kek

>I expect him to say nigger before April.
He's already had nigger tapes released

Relationships are to be between a MAN and a WOMAN
never anything else. never should partners sell themselves for coomers with things like OnlyFans. polyfags should swing in minecraft.
simps and thots need to be sent to death camps in minecraft

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FIGHT THE DEMONS AND THEIR KIN

BECAUSE..

THEY ARE THE EMBODIMENT OF SIN

Dogpile!

>You've probably called some famous reporter a nigger here before.
And that makes me extremely happy.

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Honestly Trump is at such risk even meeting these niggers they need to be careful before we end up with president pelosi in a bubble suit

Pandemically Small Crowds.

Trump is patient zero

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What a shame

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Easily accomplished with implants

LOL, blacks always voted for the dixiecrats too as long as they get their watermelons and alcohol

>You've probably called some famous reporter a nigger here before.
I know for a fact that Joe Scarborough has read my song parodies

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Read the futa nano doujin, bring back a hat of the peace sign, and thank me later.

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not to mention previously HIV-exclusive proteins detected within its structure. it’s like the chinks don’t want anyone to know how chinky they are.

pic obviously not related

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hunter biden gets to skip court and not reveal his criminal finances before the election...
he whined to the court: "but coronavirus !!!"
>CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THIS SHIT - a cover up till after the election.... OH IF YOU'RE A SACK OF SHIT DEMONRAT YOU GET TO SKIP COURT .... no consequences

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>Dems punk out and have no rallies until pandemic is under control
>Trump says fuck you, we'll continue having rallies
>"TRUMP IS TRYING TO KILL HIS SUPPORTERS"

>Trump deliberately infected himself with a bioweapon targeted at chinks in order to strike down our enemies
That's fucking metal.

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>schools closed from corona
>many businesses tell workers to work from home

>my company
>which has the ability to work from home
>"huh? What's corona? ha ha no, come to the office for literally no reason"

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BOOM

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>was CIA propaganda ever good?
Did it ever matter? They have the guns and the courts.

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imagine posting the gay ever

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STOP FUCKING CENSORING HIS TWEETS JACK YOU FAGGOT
This is the third time in as many days.

>Read the futa nano doujin, bring back a hat of the peace sign, and thank me later.
T-that sounds horrifying.

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Fug I just wanna go back to my comfy office chair!

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i think i have the corono virus hlp

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>FIGHT THE DEMONS AND THEIR KIN

No.

>imagine posting the gay ever
I tear up just thinking about it.

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They fail at that every single time. They lack the originality to pull off a feat such as that..

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it's really good, someone even posted it in here before.

It wasn't gey you plebe you have been struck gay with homomind

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Who is Joe?

i wanna slap awoo in the face with my dicc

I'll fight you, don't think I won't

>i think i have the corono virus hlp
I'll save you fren

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Never change, guys.

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Looks like some internal polling came through, major shift in rhetoric from Trump. Talking about unity and prevailing against the challenge. Seems much better than pretending it's just the flu.

>covering the vents on your persocon

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Rape any good kids today, gypsy?

Wow, the shills are parroting Murderin' Joe, now I know the virus scare is bullshit.

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Congress niggers are trying to pass a bill allowing them to work from home

>no more large crowd events
So business as usual?

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>there are unironic white Boomers who are still unironically voting Democrat

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>it's really good, someone even posted it in here before.
Well maybe, I think I remember seeing it, but I don't know how to use the panda webzone because it's too much work for just finding meme reaction images.

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An economical, healthy and also delicious combination.

>not covering them with nutmeg

>He was working in the office late one night,
>When his eyes beheld an eerie sight,
>His intern came undressed,
>And when she laid on his desk...

He did the mash!
>He did the intern mash,
The intern mash!
>Her head got smashed,
He did the mash!
>She died in a flash,
He did the mash!
>He did the intern mash!

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Please post the original of this photo next time. Thank you.

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that Engrish.

I put $40 on the schizo leaf to win against the jewwizardpirate who paints his nails like a woman.

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