>LATEST CASES 20:15: 14 new cases in Brazil. 19:50: 72 new cases in Denmark. 19:36: 4 new cases in Brazil. 19:04: 102 new cases in Denmark. 19:02: 107 new cases in Norway. 18:52: 64 new cases and 1 new death in Sweden. This is the first death in Sweden. 18:52: 98 new cases and 5 new deaths in Spain.
>COUNTRIES LIST ► China 80,790 (3,158) ► International 45,029 (1,449): Italy 12,462 (827) Iran 9,000 (354) S. Korea 7,755 (60) France 2,281 (48) Spain 2,262 (54) Germany 1,908 (3) USA 1,109 (31) D. Princess 696 (7) Switzerland 652 (4) Japan 639 (15) Netherlands 503 (5) Sweden 500 (1) UK 456 (8) Belgium 314 (3) Australia 127 (3) H. Kong 126 (3) Canada 99 (1) Iraq 71 (7) S. Marino 62 (2) Lebanon 61 (2) Egypt 60 (1) Thailand 59 (1) Philippines 49 (1) Taiwan 48 (1) Ireland 43 (1) Indonesia 34 (1) Argentina 19 (1) Albania 15 (1) Panama 8 (1) Bulgaria 7 (1) Morocco 6 (1) Norway 629 Denmark 514 Qatar 262 Austria 246 Bahrain 195 Singapore 178 Malaysia 149 Greece 99 Israel 97 Czechia 94 Iceland 85 UAE 74 Kuwait 72 India 62 Finland 59 Portugal 59 Slovenia 57 Brazil 52 Romania 47 Vietnam 38 Poland 31 Palestine 30 Georgia 24 Chile 23 S. Arabia 21 Algeria 20 Russia 20 Croatia 19 Pakistan 19 Oman 18 Ecuador 17 Estonia 16 C. Rica 13 Hungary 13 Peru 13 S. Africa 13 Serbia 12 Azerbaijan 11 Brunei 11 Macao 10 Latvia 10 Slovakia 10 Belarus 9 Colombia 9 Mexico 8 Maldives 8 Afghanistan 7 Luxembourg 7 Macedonia 7 Tunisia 7 Bosnia 7 Cyprus 6 Malta 6 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 French Guiana 5 Paraguay 5 Senegal 4 Cambodia 3 Lithuania 3 Bangladesh 3 Martinique 3 Moldova 3 Nigeria 2 S. Lanka 2 Bolivia 2 Burkina Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Chan. Isl. 2 Faeroes 2 Honduras 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Ivory Coast 1 Congo 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Jamaica 1 Liechtenstein 1 Mongolia 1 Réunion 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1 Turkey 1
Benjamin Wood
Big deal, this is just a democrat plot to make trump look bad. Wake me up when american states go into quarantine.. until then, fuck off.
Angel Young
First
Jackson Gutierrez
first for we will all die!
Eli Price
I'm this user from the other thread. >I asked my gf to prep and gave her my credit card and she spent over $200 on chips and shit. So now I have a fuck ton of cheeze its, cheetos, chips and salsa, cookies, pop, etc. Thanks for the responses telling me to return everything, etc. Sure it would be nice to have gotten rice, beans, etc. But ultimately it's not worth the argument, so I'm chalking it up to lesson learned.
Ryan Scott
It keeps on happening!
>Washington state reports 99 new cases of coronavirus and 5 new deaths, raising state's total to 366 cases and 29 dead
>All Miami universities closing down. >Mine doesn't because its a college and they dont have to follow the rules (aka they dont wanna lose money). >Still no option to take your classes online instead.
Got a fren who's a big Juve fan. Hope this upsets him.
Oliver Taylor
>coronavirus has finally reached Michigan >governor has declared a state of emergency >classes have been suspended
I'll admit I'm a little bit in shock. I remember shitposting in this general when the thread number was in the double digits. Sure I thought it was very serious, but I guess I just had this mental block where I thought it couldn't come HERE.
Can anyone post that meme with the normie dude who keeps saying it's just a flu bro? I think it had a chad variant as well.
Easton Cook
germany total lockdown when???
Luis Edwards
(((Stimulus package and payroll tax cuts for businesses)))
Landon Miller
Do I calculate CFR by dividing 29/366?
Oliver Clark
>Need masks to stop the spread >all masks gone >China makes the masks >China is kill
I will say that I made an appointment with my doctor just now, and he was free for an appt tomorrow, so I guess doctor visits aren't overbooked even in a hotzone.
At first I felt like I should know who this is or why it matters, but then I saw the flag and realized it's most likely some irrelevant local thing.
Gavin Allen
You have to shitting me that you didn't think it would eventually reach an entire state. Like I can see maybe if you lived in some 500 pop town in bumfuck nowhere.
50% infection rate worldwide. 20% death rate. What do you guys think?
Luke Jones
Two major tennis tournaments have been cancelled (Indian Wells and Miami), and a 6 week suspension of the tour is being discussed. Wow
Cooper Martin
Started by prep today. How long would 5 5 gallon water jugs last for two people?
Connor Evans
never, the economy is more important to them, they have basically admitted that almost everyone is going to get it and will try to flatten the curve, but I have no idea how that would work without stricter actions. we're fucked brother, and i'm loving every second of it.
You don't have enough cases, you have other things to worry about >muh economy
Adam Watson
You can, but it won't really be representative since active cases don't account for the end result. You really need to do dead/(dead + recovered) But even the recovered figure is coming into question since there's no set criteria on what it actually means to be recovered
This is all just so vaccines literally become mandatory for every living human on earth isn’t it? Make a bioweapon and enslave everyone.
Anthony Gomez
>PJW says it's just a big empty bun, all we needed to do was close the borders off to shitskins. Happening Cancelled. > youtube.com/watch?v=iqhJmsZC_a4&t=1s His political analysis on anything is exactly the same type of emotionally exhausting hysteria and reductionism. And I hate his stupid lips
Brandon Wilson
Based russian bot
Dominic Mitchell
both
Isaiah Davis
90% worldwide as it will be around for MONTHS AND MONTHS with a 25% death rate from the disease itself and another 10% from the other shit it causes.
Korea has good healthcare, drive-through testing and is small enough to contain.
China is just outright lying.
Christian Kelly
>pjw Fuck off paul, you wank
Luis Roberts
Any croanons got the message that’s been circulating and saying we got 200 hidden cases and Zagreb is going on lockdown in 48hrs? I sure fucking hope that’s some fake news shit
The propaganda I've seen on facebook has shifted heavily this week.
>you probably won't get it >every single action being taken by local and federal government is "fear mongering" >while simultaneously saying COVID isn't bad, intensifying Orange Man Bad spam insinuating that it IS bad
WHO THE FUCK PAYS THESE PEOPLE??
Ian Taylor
70-80 attack rate 15 fatality rate overall
Evan Russell
Ofcourse, you're already beyond the point of no return.
is headache a symptom? im lightly coofing and my nose is full but thats just the normal for me in the winter anyway
Jordan Bell
This level of delusion....
Isaiah Ross
>other coronaviruses what
Evan Murphy
This.
I blame the journalists, though, who have been claiming it is a nothing burger since January up to three days ago.
Fuck them. And they don't ever adress Socialists and their clear incompetence.
Oliver Lewis
well shit zion watson says its cancelled... it actually might be
Henry Bell
>implying PJW is capable of understanding anything
Logan Clark
Is he retarded or purposefully trying to kill more ppl?
Thomas Foster
Checked and boomerpilled.
Sebastian Bailey
Zagreb should be purged anyway. And so should Ljubljana.
Leo Walker
its about .1 percent
Adrian Jackson
WHO WAGIES HERE?
We are the ones the rest of society looks to to GET SHIT DONE. So during this crisis we need to keep working and washing their windows, floors, cars, pools, lawns. We need to keep selling them snacks and foods, whether hot or cold. We need to show them that we are there for them, helping wherever they need. If we show them our work ethic, they will respect us, and more importantly we will have done our job and duty to mankind. Maybe we'll get a dollar raise out of it, too, as icing on the cake. Say fuck coronavirus, and fuck yeah to the world.
Jaxson Gutierrez
Get a 22
Samuel Diaz
Yes. However, if your cough is wet, you're fine.
John Baker
>DUDE EUROPEAN COUNTRIES ARE DESTROYING THEIR ECONOMIES ONE BY ONE TO MAKE GLOMBFRELD ORLGMPF LOOK BAD, CORONA IS A NOTHINGBURGER
Is it confirmed that you can COVID-19 alongside the common cold? I have the symptoms for 19, except I have a runny nose, which made the NHS helpline (111) say a test was not necessary. Also, the helpline would hang up on you once you were put in the phone queue. You can imagine how many people would decide to not bother with calling the helpline again due to the shit services. Which then promotes the rise of infected people passing Coronachan around like the whore she is.
EGYPT IS KILL >EGYPT IS KILL EGYPT IS KILL >EGYPT IS KILL EGYPT IS KILL >EGYPT IS KILL EGYPT IS KILL >EGYPT IS KILL EGYPT IS KILL >EGYPT IS KILL EGYPT IS KILL >EGYPT IS KILL
Du4bs of trut12h. Nuk3e them bot5h. Go2od ri1dda5nce. Fuck off nigger captcha
Joshua Anderson
He's talking about the common cold. There are several strains of corona viruses. He is an idiot, but he is right in this, one point, there are other corona viruses. The rest is totally retarded.
William Long
OH NO NO NO I'M COOFING NOW EVERYONE IN THE THREAD HAS THE VIRUS
Adam Perry
But muh socialized medicine And yes you can simultaneously have the common cold, COVID-19, and even influenza
China made the virus on purpose then orchestrated a controlled test run with the milder strain.
Nathaniel Sanchez
kek
Nathaniel Garcia
>shoot yourself with small caliber bullets to build up an immunity to large caliber bullets
William Thompson
I will give China this much, they got their shit together fast as fuck and seemingly have things stabalized as more regions are allowed open up to travel donestically.
Why are you yanks not doing the same?
Elijah Brown
anyone who owns a cell phone is an NPC and deserves to be enslaved
Ayden Ward
>Is it confirmed that you can COVID-19 alongside the common cold? I have the symptoms for 19, except I have a runny nose It's possible but would be pretty rare
Gabriel Adams
It’s way higher than that. We have a few cases in Toronto and they came from Egypt... back when they were officially at 2
Nathan Allen
kek I say by tuesday also checkd
Nicholas Mitchell
You deserve it for being either a spic or a jew.
Jeremiah Wright
If you run a fever it's basically confirmed
John Rogers
0 reported or confirmed cases here idk guess ill prep why the plague only for boomers?
Angel Ramirez
Well he has to earn those boomer bucks whilst he can.
Justin Richardson
American universities can do it so why not German ones!? Fuck Germany.
Nolan Reyes
8-10 days now but maybe sooner depending on what Trump says tonight
Christian Rivera
They need to quarantine the entire west coast or nuke them.
Thomas Thompson
Thanks m8
Noah James
>What are you going to use .22 for? Squirrels? If his food supply gets low he might have to.
Aiden Myers
25 years of smoking gave me nice healty non-corona dry cough
Landon Ortiz
He is a boomer what the fuck do you think?
Levi Fisher
Ireland 43 - 1 death
Lucas Rogers
>A cabinet minister is self-isolating while they await test results, a government source has confirmed, thought they would not confirm the identity of the minister.
>In addition to the unnamed cabinet minister, the junior health minister Ed Argar is also self-isolating after having dinner with Nadine Dorries on Thursday night
CORONAVIRUS HAS INFILTRATED THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT, ITS OVER
Is eye pain a symptom? Been sniffling and my eyes fucking hurt
Joseph Fisher
If you're actually scared of this shit for any reason aside from the economical impact you need to grow a pair.
Noah Jones
this is way overblown..
Adrian Lewis
its over
Connor Parker
Trump waited until it hit mid-America to take action.
Grayson Morris
China should take this opportunity to expand its territories. The West can't stop them right now.
Aiden Sullivan
buy food, order 3M mask and P100 filters >why aren't other nations welding people in their home and sending out armies of stormtroopers that gas everything?
>almost 2k cases in germany >noone gives a fuck >literally everything is normal only toiletpaper and desinfectants are sold out
What do we need that the normies will wake up?
Tyler Johnson
I'm in the same boat. Everything closed except for my shitty college, since we don't have a good remote study system. See you on the other side, goyim.
Blake Morgan
HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!
You can buy puts in just about anything, it wont matter. We are heading into a depression.
The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".
WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.
AFTER 514 INFECTED, DENMARK GOES INTO ALMOST TOTAL LOCKDOWN - ORDER FROM THE PRIME MINISTER
>ALL SCHOOLS, DAYCARES AND EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTIONS CLOSED FOR 2+ WEEKS STARTING FRIDAY, ALL PUBLIC WORKERS WITHOUT CRITICAL JOBS TO BE SENT HOME FOR 2+ WEEKS WITH PAY. ALL PRIVATE INSTITUTIONS ARE ENCOURAGED TO DO THE SAME. >NO EVENTS WITH 100+ PEOPLE ALLOWED >ONLY SELECT FEW COUNTRIES ALLOWED TO BE TRAVELED TO >ALL HOSPITAL AND NURSING HOMES ARE STRONGLY ENCOURAGED TO HAVE NO VISITORS WHAT-SO-EVER FOR 2+ WEEKS. >ALL PUBLIC IN-DOOR LIBRARIES, CULTURE INSTITUTIONS (RELIGIOUS SHIT) AND LEISURE ACTIVITIES CLOSED FOR TWO WEEKS BY FRIDAY >GOVERNMENT LOOKS AT THE POSSIBILITY OF PUTTING MORE RESTRICTIONS IN PLACE WHEN TRAVELING TO DENMARK, SUCH AS FORCED HEALTHCHECK ON ARRIVAL, POSSIBLE FORCED QUARANTINE UPON ARRIVAL FROM RED ZONES, POSSIBLE DENIAL OF ENTRY FROM ORANGE & RED ZONES IF YOU'RE AN IMMIGRANT >"MORE REQUIREMENTS CAN AND WILL BE PUT IN PLACE IF NECESSARY"
Corona-chan has just claimed her first victim in my region: a 68 years old healthy boomer. I'm seriously concerned about my parents since they are the same age. Things is getting serious here in Spain anons.
Exactly... good material for future historians if there is any future for us
Jason Jones
If your eye(s) are also bloodshot its probably pinkeye or allergic reaction
Samuel Walker
>implying they can even wake up
Jason Baker
If you get another respiratory infection, especially one that ends up with you getting pneumonia, you'll probably die or at least end up hospitalized when COVID hits you.
Fairly reasonable. 20% require medical care or they will die and add in potential reinfection as it may be possible to get the other strain for another 5%.
Landon Morris
>The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected". lul no
Bentley Flores
China won't be able to stop the virus either. They will just claim that evil foreigners brought the virus back.
Dylan Campbell
Hell yeah, dude. thx.
Zachary Foster
Hilarious that you think that's the truth. High infection. Do you think that it's THAT infectious? The one thing that doesn't get me would be that high a rate of death unless you're taking into account general panic and looting. About 800 million dead. That's my general idea as well. How bad do you think that it'll get?
I saw a pizza delivery guy spun out and wrecked on the side of the road after a blizzard we had last year. These people don't give a fuck about you or anyone else, besides themselves
Colton Jenkins
>aussies panic buying toilet paper made in australia >burgers panic buying toilet paper made in america >leafs panic buying toilet paper made in canada >a whole lifetime supply This is what normie prepping looks like.
To call it "just a flu" is a travesty. Trump has lost my support even if that means "scrambled egg brain" Joe. It's pathetic that our president is making jokes about a pandemic.
Henry Carter
That video of a person passed out in Italy metro was true? That's not a good sign
Their ruthless pragmatism is admirable and numbers obviously being falsified withstanding, it seems effective. I hope the Corona devastates much of our "migrants" so we can maybe restore ourselves culturally after this blows over. If it were China they'd be dead, sadly we are infected with PC shit.
It is extremely infectious and the only way to stop it is to shut everything down for four months. Its going to stay circulating and getting people sick.
Jayden Gutierrez
I don’t get the toilet paper obsession. Someone pls explain.
yeah, I got it too from my mentally unstable aunt on whatsapp
Lucas White
Checked and if you prepped when things go berserk you can have full on sex slaves if you're willing to feed them and give them TP. >Not really. I think?
Austin Long
WHICH CLASS ARE YOU GOING TO BE?
The Unprepared They will be easy to destroy and take from them. Most likely will starve, resort to desperation and die in the first weeks/months.
Prepper They spent ages hoarding and preparing for the doomsdays. Most of them won't put up a fight; the smartest ones will try to convince enemies they will prove to be useful, but the loot comes first.
Armed Prepper A prepper that advanced enough levels, or already started with gear and high stats. They won't be the first victims, but will most likely perish unless they move on to raiding and/or moving. The supplies aren't endless after all.
The Criminal Element They will do what they do best, but being out and about will improve their chance of infection and reduce ability to recover, due to the poor lifestyle.
Raider Those who will see opportunities and take what others have for themselves. Most of them armed, others will just loot useless stashes and houses, hoping for a lucky drop.
Warlord Will recruit clans, minions and workers to do their bidding. The actual smart, powerful and resourceful people. The warlords who just have resources as a leverage won't last long.
Workforce The actually skilled and useful people to rebuild societies and little tribes. A very strong workforce is usually going to be a leader and have a lot of influence in the grand scheme of things
Brayden Cooper
Read a book nigger
Benjamin Lewis
>frens new bf browses Yas Forums >already knew me before introduction Well. What did I miss in the last 3 hours?
