WHY ARE THEY BUYING SO MUCH TOILET PAPER WHAT'S THE REASONING BEHIND IT??...

I'm actually starting to believe that some people really think like that

toilet paper takes up a lot of space, its relatively low margin, and it sells at a predicable rate. stores dont keep any backstock. orders will be adjusted and it will be available as usual within a week or 2. manufactures are in trouble though because its not cheap to ramp up production and people are shitting the same amount as always. nobody is going to need to buy toilet paper for a year after things calm down

>WHY ARE THEY BUYING SO MUCH TOILET PAPER WHAT'S THE REASONING BEHIND IT???
the corona virus hysteria is literally just a viral marketing campaign by the toilet paper industry.

1st explanation, they shifted to production facilities to produce medical equipment like masks and wipes, and it's just less hitting the stores because less is produced
2nd explanation, we're part of an intergalactic comedy show and the aliyums make fun of us

Have you ever had a gf lad
They go through 1 roll a day

They should be panic buying bitcoin

>Have you ever had a gf lad
>They go through 1 roll a day
you got a fat ass girlfriend who poops waaaaaaaay too much. BEYTUH!!!!!!!!!

Yeah I do and to be honest I don't want to know how much ur gf weighs if she goes through 1 roll a day

The Americans are the only ones doing this tho

>The Americans are the only ones doing this tho
pic in OP is literally from the other side of the planet

the op pic is from australia you dumb fucking nigger

Find a gf that isn't 300lbs

The craze started in Australia, and for good reason.
Our cities are swamped with Asians, like 50% of the people you see in public will be Asian.
It's going to spread really badly here, ratio wise even more than in America.

So...no gf? fact: Women use more paper.

Good as gold breh

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>be me, wholesale shopper
>run out of last years supply of toilet paper
>need to go to start to get another year supply
>happen to do this during a virus pandemic
>twitter faggot journalist sees my cart and thinks im a corona prepper
>his post goes viral and now everyone thinks im a prepper

My dad filled up our office room with TP
I don’t understand it

So when things get dire, you don't have to leave your house for basic amenities once for the next 12 months

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Oh no, not the toilety paperinos!

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Scalpers

This. It’s the behive mindset

It's viral marketing by Big Toilet Paper. Profits are going to go THROUGH THE ROOF.

imagine waiting for literally half of the population to be infected before stocking up on goods, thats how the remaining half gets it too

>he doesn't get to lick his gf's shitty asshole clean

why even be in a relationship?

Your gf must have a disgusting ass if she goes through a roll a day.

It's a storage issue
The stores can't store that much in general because TP is so big
The amount one person needs for tp to last a month takes up like 2 or 3x the space of anything else

Beanies ppl are trying to make Pres Trump look bad. There to stupid to buy what they need. There always spuing shit out there mouths.

I wont. I can clean my ass with water Brian. And go clean up your room

fpbp

Because people are retarded

If anyone's watched 'Kath & Kim'

you'd know where these people are coming from.

Because you're a retard. Water is easy a fuck to collect and purify (not to mention, the water supply rarely goes out). Food is easy to collect, and humans can survive for several months with very little food anyway.

Stuff like toilet paper and soap, on the other hand, CANNOT be made on your own (soap kinda can), and most deaths in crisis scenarios, natural disasters, war, etc. are caused by poor sanitation. As long as you don't live in the desert somewhere, food and water shouldn't be an issue. Poltards and urban bugmen, will argue with you about this, but anyone who is literate and has access to the internet can learn about and design a basic water filtration system in a single afternoon. On the other hand, poor sanitation and improper handling of contaminated water can literally kill a healthy adult in a matter of a few days.

If shit really did go south fast, and you were "on your own" (whatever than means in this scenario), then you're biggest survival concern over the next few days will not be food and water, but where you are going to shit and shower. If you aren't bathing regularly and your shitting out back on your deck or something, then you are literally going to have e coli or a staph infection by the end of the week.

Pic-related will kill you just as fast corona if you start shitting in your kitchen sink and stop showering when SHTF.

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Governments will prioritise producing/distributing food and water in an emergency, they won't bother with TP

>tfw have tons of old gaming magazines to wipe my ass with if needed

lmaoing @ these normos

F it.

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Criminally underrated post

error in npc programming

>girl
>pooping

Pick one

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Research which corporations manufacture and sell toilet paper. Then compare that to the list of corporations tied up in the Council on Foreign Relations and Atlantic Council.

I've seen it happen in UK, Australia, and Denmark you faggot.

Girls don’t poop retard

>Council on Foreign Relations
= CFR
>case fatality rate
= CFR
COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT

So therefore the amount of tp needed for several months is far less than the amount of TP available
Even in terms of shipping , ships won't be carry enough to meet the demands of stores constantly ordering more
It's a bottleneck

>

It's probably how girls are told to wipe here.

My gf rolls off about 6-8 pieces and crumples them up in a ball to wipe once after peeing. And she gets mad if I buy anything but triple-layer too. Rest of her family is the same.

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Imagine being a huge pussy

Because people heard about everyone panic-buying toilet paper so they better buy some too before it's all gone.

my gf only stealth shits like twice a week
I've tried to catch her in the act but I haven't yet

Tp sold out in Sacramento. This is not a joke. What a time to be alive.

You analyzed her family's bathroom habits?

your gonna end up infertile

Because you're surrounded by NPCs who don't know what a bidet is.

They're making it so the lowest denominator focus on panic buying dumb shit like toilet paper, instead of panic buying food which will ultimately just hasten the process of shit hitting the fan

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Females absolutely use more toilet paper than men. it isn't just the fact they have to wipe their pussies, they just use more TP. A woman probably uses tp at 4x the rate a man does.

I let my gf piss in my mouth and went in really horny after she’s done pissing I lick it clean. Yes my gf is extremely hot

>It's probably how girls are told to wipe here.
>
>My gf rolls off about 6-8 pieces and crumples them up in a ball to wipe once after peeing. And she gets mad if I buy anything but triple-layer too. Rest of her family is the same.

you need to dump that stupid bitch and get yourself a woman who knows how to go to the bathroom.

Have fun with your cholera. My bedroom is already clean.

Its a great time to be a carnivore, get a week's worth of food from a local rural butcher, avoid all the coofy plebs at the supermarket fighting over man made foods. Strong immune system from red meat.

I remember being single and buying 24 rolls because they were on sale before realising it was a 2 year supply. Wives and children are expensive in literally every conceivable way.

Your gf doesn't wipe after she pees? Pretty rank chav.

for resale

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I used to think my gf was stealth shitting, turns out she wasn’t shitting at all.

The dump she took on our wedding night was horrendous because she hadn’t shat in eight years.

>Rest of her family is the same.
Bruh... how do you know....

>all the virgin replies talking about poop
do you morons not know what a vagina is

psyops and lulz

Lousianafag here; let me explain to you how this goes. The media over blows what is happening obscenely. So everyone rushes out and buys supplies. Nothing happens. Now you have a few weeks of no supplies because corporate storfronts all have their shit automated and they never enough in.

People are buying toilet paper because a few weeks from now after the nothing burger flu is old news. You still wont be able to get toilet paper cause everyone rushed out and panic bought it and it gets sold out every time more comes in from just regular consumption

And about a month after that; the ass hats in corporate will send an obscene amount of toilet paper to each store but the craze is now over and supply is back to normal they will be over stocked and it will instantly go on sale

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Yeah, cause Ill put up a fresh roll Sunday morning, then we'll have her mom and sister over for lunch, and the roll will be gone by early afternoon.

My gf was 310 and she still only went through a roll a week.

every american has 2+ yrs worth of food already.
tp is needed.

Why are amerisharts obbsessed with shitting their pants and tp threads

i use my hand

truth

I agree with your post and would also like to say I like your state but what did you being from Louisiana have to do with any of that

Not sure about anyone else but I got a really hairy asshole. Dont tell me to shave or trim or wax because Ive tried that, it just grows too fast. So I either use half a roll after each shit or dirty up a whole fabric shower towel, which I've done before many times in a pinch.

I've got a wife and we probably go through a roll of toilet paper about once every 10 days or so.

kek

576 toilet paper rolls and counting.
Stay mad NPCs when you have to wipe your ass with your left hand.

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Because the Bible says that only a clean ass can get into heaven? Kek.

it's a mind virus

>Arrowhead water
>Sam's choice hand sanitizer
>generic one-ply toilet paper
I'm taking a huge risk here

yup, plus they are npcs
we should have memed tampons instead, do you know how hilarious that would be with seething and bleeding cunts everywhere

TOILET PAPER SHORTAGE WILL START WWW3 .... AND IT IS YOUR FAULT

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CIVILIZATION ENDS WHEN THE TOILET PAPER RUNS OUT.

Because woman.

Lesson learned in Katrina.

Is it because white food tastes like toilet paper?

>Your gf doesn't wipe after she pees? Pretty rank chav.
average roll of double ply tp has 500 sheets. doesnt take more than 3-4 to wipe trickle away and my wife uses our bidet + wet wipes + pat dry with TP at end for her butt. she goes through maybe 1/4 roll of tp a day, if that. going thru a whole roll a day is mental illness.

How feminine is her penis tho?

top kek. have a rare you

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What's with boomers and toilet paper, even when talking bad of the soviet union

Do people NOT have bidets with running water?

I bet she doesn't even wipe front to back.

I don't know how this meme started that toilet paper is so crucial to survival. I do vaguely remember a scene on the show Supernatural where a main character said something about toilet paper being worth its weight in gold and you should hoard that shit in an apocalypse.

I mean, people survived for millenia without toilet paper, I don't see the point.

Probably not, but at least for me that would have consequences. You'll still be jerking your dick and acting like a faggot on the internet, fertile or not.

Lol. I'm sure you can make a paper mache bunker with all that. Even better, soak it in beer, add sugar and boil it and you can make paper pudding. Mmm mmm....lovely Aussie food. Yum yum.

I hate it so much, it literally I can't understand my fucking nation at the moment

>Do people NOT have bidets with running water?
Only rich people in California and they just buy them to show off how rich they are.

Pajeets don't use tp so don't count on them in ww3

I have Crohn’s and I’ve never gone through one roll a day.

Question isn't "why aren't they buying canned foods?", question is "why aren't they buying guns?"